Simon Cowell gets owned at Britain's Got Talent

[kirenjohn]

Hello 60p with 8 Kbps audio, how nice and HD it is!!!

[DazzaBurns22]

i agree, this is sh1t man. u cant even make out what the f^&$K is being said. all this does is waste valuable time and with 400K views at 47 secs we r looking at about at least 5000 wasted hours so far. Nooneinalliance should change ur name to noone in upstairs.

[2012memphisbest]

LILJUSTINBIEBER64@YAHOO.COM .....EMAIL ME AND YES IMA GIRL AND THERE IS A REASON Y I HAVE THAT EMAIL

[scorpion24warz]

worst 47 seconds of my life

[cowithafro]

mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble angela mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble

[NoWitnessesNoRegrets]

Flag the vid as spam.

[Kormack1]

This video just shows its not the content that matters to get views,its the title.

[101girlygirl11]

the worst video i have ever seen what a waste of my life

[Seektruth1st]

This video should be re named: Shit video filmed on a 1.3 megapixel mobile phone with no image or sound quality that serves no purpose.

[mrghantauke]

if you're gonna upload a video with chinese dub make sure you put on some subs.

[viksra]

This is bollox, go feck urself m8, I hope to bloody death ur youtube account gets closed by the admirable admins bcoz u dont deserve an account here

[jrgo00]

thanks for wasting 47seconds of my life u wanker!

[pokemon918]

@jrgo00 oh what a fucking tragedy. you disliked 47 seconds of your life. screw off.

[Timcookie321]

I could literaly count the  pixels

[MrRHJ09]

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[Angel5FromDark]

Is this video filmed with your house phone?

[atomisten]

@Angel5FromDark :D:D:D:D:D: maaan best thing in watching youtube videos, are the comments, i shouldnt even watch the videos just read masterpieces like yourself

[cmnesnah]

What the bloody hell was that?

[juxmook]

WHATTHEFUHWAZZATH

[24twilightluv]

i have no idea what any1 said in that video. i all just sounded like crap.

[BeyondPaperChase]

what in the world is going on

[dars2607]

Not funny because you cannot hear what is being said.

[blairbear13]

WATDIDJASAY?!?

[keeleysian]

i cant even tell what being said.

[RussX5Z]

How was he owned? This is nothing. And I can barely hear what's going on.

[revtheory21]

whats does he sya i couldnt hear bad video :(

[earthsign74]

you need a phone with a MUCH BETTER VIDEO CAMERA!

[SirGriefALot]

I can't hear what the hell anyone is saying.

[nightwishfan06]

all i herd was this *chatter chatter lauging laughing* and then a huge *ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* and the rest was like was just wierd

[ItsNOYFB]

lEARN TO HOLD A CAMARA DUMB ASS

[ducksareus1]

i didnt quite get tht :S

[shanni666]

Wat da fuck is this.....?

[MrScatmantom]

wat exactley happends in dis video??

[huey31415]

Can't hear a word of it, moron.

[JAYROX1969]

Simon Cowell has done for music exactly what Hitler did to the Jews.

[darkpdxwolf]

@JAYROX1969 LOL wtf is that supposed to mean? Does he have a giant oven in his basement where he burns CDs?

[Darathath]

hahahaha

[yoginiom1]

Not that loud

[Monkeyballmania]

how loud r the buzzers when pressed?

[mossie2644]

subtitles please!!!!!

[brugerper]

check out the info...

[mossie2644]

cheers man!!!!!!!

[TheYardiman]

shit video

[sonalxm]

some subtitles would be nice... coz all i can hear is crap

[jhofff14]

agreed

[matthieus2]

Thanks for uploading this. Did you film this without them noticing? Great to see this all behind the scenes. Love BGT. What auditions did you get to see that day?

[luckyjamal]

warm up the crowd is the worst job in tv

[urock200]

er what

[Duchova]

Em, he's crap.

[atstanandollie]

The comedian is Ian Royce

[cjlewiscccc]

he meens the end was da best bit

[WeWos4evah]

i wish someone would film american idol on the break!

[rickphalon]

this is fucking ghey

[BeautifulBeau]

The transcript is in the discription....

[xxsxybabyfacexx]

fuck you

[shirley3377]

u suc

theres nothing to hear basically

a disappointment

my fav part 10:00

[Kasia9513]

10????

[dars2607]

cud u plz subtitle it, i cant hear a thing

[RockMedved]

Can someone tell me WTF are they saying?

[ZubinZubinZubin]

press more info in the description for this:

- What's going on with the hair there

- That's a bad hair day that one

- Look at it

- I'm not surprised

- Yeah that's a bad hair

- What's your name darling (asking the person who the book belongs to)

- Angela

- I wouldn't mind shagging her mate

[ImNotObsessed6789]

the transcript is in the description..

[hailbrainiac]

This mite be funny if that guy would stop deep throating the mic.

[aleiabrianna]

i cant understand wat he is saying

[jesman1]

This may be one of the worst quality vids on youtube. Everything`s bad; the video, the audio. Why even bother uploading it? Were you bored?

[HenschelFlemingFilms]

simon wannabe

[Romeu021]

simon wannabe [2] lol

[TheSeizingCat]

@jesman1 It is decidedly so. xD

[roksarogue]

@jesman1 He has more vids then you will ever have....why even bother commenting? Get a life

[jesman1]

@roksarogue

What does does that have to do with anything?

Quantity doesn`t mean squat (especially in this case).

Nice try.

[TheLordHodne]

@jesman1 Defiantly not the worst, if I have to be picky... But far from even OK.

[junkyjoel]

@TheLordHodne Are you that stupid you don't get that his comment was a joke?

[TheLordHodne]

@junkyjoel

He is right though

[Hackiesacker007]

@jesman1 you sound like Simon Cowell.

[katgirl347]

what did he say i could understand?

[sausagedogheaven]

He starts off saying Simon is having a bad hair day.

Then he gets up close to Simon, asks the name of a girl in the audience and he says to Simon, "I wouldn't mind shagging her mate.

(shagging means 'having sex with' it's british slang.)

So Simon wasn't owned, the guy is a comedian in between acts as you can see below.

[sausagedogheaven]

In Britain shag = sex

Clearly, you never have any sex if you don't know what it is.

[josiedeepvoice]

in england yes it does,gobshite

[madskilzzzz]

in england it does

[cmc452]

yes shagging does mean sex u virgin gobshite

[hailbrainiac]

Then you must be King Shagger!

Ziiiiiiiiiinng!!

[XtremeGamingTeam]

Shagging allso means that in scotland... though i had to say harhar

[Heatherkatex]

i love roycie

he's jokes

[bgtm1cha3l]

yer i saw him, he must rip the judges at every audtion, i saw him on thursday, and i also shoke simon cowells hand!!

[kathykisslight]

To fluiddz07: Is there any chance of seeing this video with a sound on?

[kathykisslight]

Would anyone explain what this video is about? The quality is so bad that one cannot hear a word or understand anything if they were not there....

[fluiddz07]

its simons lil comedian in between each act at britains got talent when u watch it live.. his names roycey or boycey.. funny guy

[Tr1ckyV1cky]

hes called ian royce. hes well funny i saw him at the BGT auditions last sunday

[fluiddz07]

yeah i seen him a couple of weeks ago at BGT auditions at Birmingham.. yeah hes funny but very repetative lol... was a good day though would do it again

[YaruHiten]

wth did he say?

[bestvidsonline]

i dont like that guy. he looks cocky and a bully. he made piers so upset he told him that he wouldn't mind if he died

[danimacXD]

its a JOKE

boycey is a legend XD

xx

[fluiddz07]

im sure his names roycey.. i seen britains got talent live aswell.. he is funny but his jokes a repetetive.. he runs outta things to say 2 easily.. agree?

[lonleyjew]

i'm sure it would have been great if the volume was better.

[Sansash01202]

What happened - I couldn't hear a word?

[SharonOsbourne567]

k thats wut i thought lol plus OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG THAT IS SO COOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SharonOsbourne567]

WERE U IN THE AUDIENCE Or just video taping the tv

[totalimmortal2k1]

Yeah, because the Tv cameramen would film it from that angle

[Free411]

lol

[wisesatyr72]

dont get mad at the judge or you'll get life sentence..

[coboisarapatanas]

perfect!

[693nathan693]

what did he say?

[Gathol]

ok so the "owned" is the surprised look on simon's face?

[kylieowen88]

the comedians name is ian royce. hes brilliantly funny! i was at the birmingham auditions and thought he was the best part of the day..well..except farryl smith, she was amazing.

[WelshLadie]

did tha man tell simon 2 watch his mouth?

[MarchHatter]

...what happened?

[LexCooBukaba]

just read the damn description lol and stop being such fuckheads

[MgAd93]

what happened??? :S :S

[PrAnKsTeRJJ]

eh? :/

[markjacko1234]

WTF!

[Dantestar]

understoodended

[STEFXXCOKE]

ehhhhhhhhh

[rklivada]

i understanded all... not

[NoeinAlliance]

The sound works fine on some computers, for others it doesn't. So to have a go at it is a tad bit harsh because your speaker aren't picking it up proper. What was said is in the description (more info).

[Thethirdeye84]

@NoeinAlliance Ill pay you 50000 dollars for whatever speaker plays this in decent quality. But hurry you only get 600 years to do it.

[Wapitup]

wat was the point in that moron

[12xlollypopx12]

i cant hear it someone write wat he says plz x

[onde2]

??????????????????????????

[grafftimonkey]

rubbish

[shandoluffssimon]

Simon cowell is my hero does anyone know how i can meet him please it would mean the world 2 me i even nterd x.factor but did not get through and have just applied for britians got talent i look upp 2 him in life and it would mean the world 2 mee if i could meet him !??x

[snof94]

Simon's amazing hes awesome and I wud luv 2 met him 2

[KamiKaziChicken]

You dont need talent to go on these talent shows, just to get through.

[coulbyboy1]

poo you cant even hear it, it was pointless

[AtomAntTC]

I was there, I think this was when he was having the pi55 taken out of him for having his teeth whitened and maybe plastic surgery. Knob extension probably - make him taller :)

[katherinesbob]

well that was pointless

[RobbieBFtw]

k thx bai

[moneyshop16]

what a load of sh!t!!!!

[SeannyBiz]

what a load of shit

[skitzthegemini]

No...no...those of us who watched this video are the ones who truly got owned.

[izzah1]

So true!

[izzym2000]

Well You Watched it.

And All The Geeks in our school say owned :L

[YXxxHITMANxxXY]

this video sucks ass

[Allycross14]

you cant hear it gay lil man ill beat him up pleb urmm

[Area5107]

Thats Roycey the Warm Up guy for every Audition Show.

[livethedream212]

what did that guy say to simon????

[NoeinAlliance]

-Lets see who Simon has shagged (referring to section in Simon's book)

- What's going on with the hair there

- That's a bad hair day that one

- Look at it

- I'm not surprised

- Yeah that's a bad hair

[polly30]

I can't hear anything...

[robinrob2]

All you posters proclaiming "I was there" why don't you explain the video and tell us what was said.

[robinrob2]

never mind, I just read the "more" text to the right.

[NicFagz89]

Where was this???? i was at one in manchester an some good ones got through i cant wait its on tele in may!!!!

[NoeinAlliance]

This was during the morning session on the second day of the Cardiff taping. There was about 6 really good acts, though the best was Holly Holyoake. I really believe that she will win the series. Though the only thing that could go against her is that people could say that its been done last series with Paul Potts

[AaronLMM]

Is there no Amanda Holden? Who's in the middle.

[NoeinAlliance]

That would be Amanda Holden :P

[AaronLMM]

Oh thanks, she looks really different though. lol

[NoeinAlliance]

Yeah, she did look a tad different but that would probably be because of a certain injection that they all had.

[AaronLMM]

lol, indeed

[thelax123]

yeah it was great being there.

[procers]

Haha that was good.

[thelax123]

I miss these BGT days, can't wait to next year

[NoeinAlliance]

You're not wrong there. She belted out Raise me up, just like Paul did last year with Nessun Dorma

[thelax123]

you all wait and see Holly Holyoaks will win

[thelax123]

The comedian was pure filth, can't fault it. classic times, And Holly is a star.

[oOZePirateOo]

I was there!!..But I went to the Thursday one, around 4ish after school lol. It was amazing.

[6Dark6Mark6]

hmm the quality sucks hugely on this .. the only reason u know that he got dun was cause you can vaguely hear the crowd go 'ooooo'

hat did h actually say to him?

[NoeinAlliance]

Wooo made the top 90 discussed video for today

[NewYorkDude]

Haha Simon getting owned

[CMPunkLiddell4LifeO8]

Cracking video Evan, sure was a top notch day and that comedian guy is a friggin' legend, cheers for the ticket =D

[TheManager2007]

The comedian's name was Roy:)

I was there too, and you're right, Holly is definitely one to look out for!

[CavadayFan]

haha beat u!!!!!

she was the crazy ginger, u probablly saw her their.

[CavadayFan]

i was their on that day too! haha

he was so owned, but i met him too :-D. hes a nice guy

[Luvs23]

Why are they looking at you in the end? WTH?

[Luvs23]

for the sound is incomprehensive...

[Luvs23]

Can you provide a transcript on the grey column on what was said between the contestant and Simon?

[bubbledumb]

uuummmm... what?