Re: My continued existence

[evita321]

aww dude! no chin up eh?! and did you nick these opinions off me??

[BaileysBeads]

That was the only annotation I ever enjoyed, ever.

[FluffyFeralMarmot]

Give your house and possessions to charity and join a monastery. Two problems solved.

[BlanketTruth22]

you could compost your shit. check out the humanure handbook!

[machpoo87]

ok

[machpoo87]

I cant believe you sold out and let youtube put adverts on your videos =(

[holyhandgrenade999]

@machpoo87 Get Adblock. It will change your life.

[machpoo87]

@holyhandgrenade999 =/ im not that bothered, i just didnt expert this guy to bend over for them

[Calmos333]

Very sefless of you, Graham.

[JonasBrosMakeMeSick]

They can be used as fuel.

[InsanelyOrange]

So, the moral of the story is hoarding saves you from committing suicide?

[ZillaRocks]

I'd just ask the asshole who sent me the e-mail the very same question

[cmpilot]

This is the most concise, brilliant, thirty seconds of philosophy I have ever encountered...and I'm not even stoned.

[Badlogic2]

How much do you bench?



[nightbysingapura]

you are so innocent that sometimes I find you cute, and gain some afection for your badless soul. If you were not a cartoon I would hug you. lol, seriloulsy. don't kill yourself!

[Wingalaxi]

Thank you very much, Graham, for this splendid video. It doesn't matter who you 'really' are. You speak with the true voice of humanity without all the pretences. There's no self-pity in this - it's STRAIGHT. Great stuff! This is animated poetry.

[SHawking666]

Awww

[wiseFoolsDies2]

Graham. Even though we like you the way you are. You might find that getting a job and living a more productive life may give your life meaning and MAY lead to a happier existence. You're like me and a lot of people: spending too much time on the internet. Except you seem to spend more than normal and what's considered healthy. But when you make these videos...that seems to be meaningful.

[MrMegaHans]

its so fucking sad :D

[snesdude64]

ROFL "It might get better."

[jezzaskates]

Hes definately banksy

[TheCelticNinja]

@jezzaskates ...why?

[jezzaskates]

@TheCelticNinja its very unlikely this guy is actually the famed Australian street - artist, 'Banksy'. I was being stupid.

But still, don't rule it out as a possibility.

[wuhoooh]

@jezzaskates Banksy is British, not Australian. :)

[electorg]

it might

[LA90004]

Funny stuff.

[hovelfrog]

i hear you, graham.

[hovelfrog]

i hear you, graham.

[m1trekker]

Please continue your existence since I am looking forward to the next youtube installment.

[5starrater1]

Are you the voice of the moose in that advert?

[groovynut222]

Don't listen to those people, Graham. What interests you other than the internet, Graham? Are you interested in film, books or music? How about sport? How about making a video of you doing one of those things? Please, don't kill yourself!

[2leo4]

There is one reason to not killing yourself : WE LOVE YOU!!!!!

[zarens]

dude your awesome! i love the fact you have haters...when you are this cool!

[Hlolkd]

Are you Bansky?

[furiousB17]

lmao dont DIE, yur a ledgend, dats wat yu get for being a prik to somegreybloke, a whole video makeing yu feel a complete nob, LEDGEND

[Floraiton]

I make sure I have clean underwear on incase sth happens to me while I am out. But I know I am truly ready to die when my house is clean. Therefore I am not ready to die. I still have alot of cleaning to do. I totally understand u Grey Bloke!

[SigR1988]

Point of life is living that's all, it's that simple.

[kajizlenet]

Life has a meaning.

[kajizlenet]

Stupied adds by Google D:< Making me wait...

[samonlinealltime]

cool lol you shouldn't kill yourself

[obsceniteaser]

U Rock, Graham!!!!

[ladyleah6]

I hope it gets better for you, Grey

[ohdoshutit]

hahahahahaha!!!!! SO funny.

[ChannelLightVessel]

Only four stars for putting a question mark where no question was asked?

[Nichomachean5]

"I have been a hundred times upon the point of killing myself, but still I was fond of life. This ridiculous weakness is, perhaps, one of the dangerous principles implanted in our nature. For what can be more absurd than to persist in carrying a burden of which we wish to be eased? To detest, and yet to strive to preserve our existence? In a word, to caress the serpent that devours us, and hug him close to our bosoms till he has gnawed into our hearts?" - Voltaire

[hwame]

Are you Banksy?

[somegreybloke]

I am not Banksy.

[TheGreatBritishAlex]

@hwame He's got the same voice as the voice Banksy used for Exit through the gift shop right? i thought the same

[hwame]

@TheGreatBritishAlex Glad you agree! Yes I saw Exit through the gift shop in Leake Street at the premier, great film.

[vinczent]

@hwame LoL

[justinss120]

Omg thank you I'm so fucking annoyed with these stupid youtube trends! I miss old youtube when people just made videos and got seen

[shannonalison]

i think you are poo poo pee pee, but thats a good thing.

[ThorGoLucky]

Grey Bloke, you have a future in personal fertilizer production. That's the trade that I plan to claim if I'm ever at a fancy party with snobby guests.

[liam1046]

should have said who messaged you, they would get e-raped by fans

[theprophet111]

just get a cleaner

[Peepholecircus]

YES! life is good : D awesome vid mate. Great timing

[dandraven]

You should call Kim and Aggie from the tv show how clean is your house to help you out

[Eugensdiet]

I share your philosophy. Some people call my stuff clutter but it ain't. I'm hanging in there just to see if the Incas were right.

[screaminguitars]

Start a cult.

[HerrBismarck]

My survival instincts don't let me kill myself.

Damn Darwin!

[laharl69cirno]

@HerrBismarck I fell on my face because the Earth, being of greater mass, pulled my face into the ground when I stepped on my shoelace.

Damn Newton!

[twooffour]

@HerrBismarck

It's a sort of reverse natural selection process at work here - you are allowed to continue existing... as long as you don't get suicidal in the future!

[twooffour]

@twooffour

In other words, the evolutionary process does sort out the suicidal - but just a bit too late :D

[Broadwaytuna]

aww

[RogerTheBNPandMe]

top.

[eyamseryath]

*fakes Graham's voice*

...and besides, if a cartoon tried to commit suicide, I don't think... that it would work. I mean, The Coyote tried to get that Roadrunner many times and only ended up getting squished... or flattened... or... incinerated. Yet... he's still trying to catch that bird this very day.

So, you see, a cartoon... doesn't die. It just... goes into syndication.

*returns to usual voice*

Fair point, Mister Murkett.

[Shaunbadia195]

OMG! I can so hear him saying that

[Saie]

lolz.. me lyk dis

[TheRoar02able]

thank you

[Guinnie]

it might get better..one hopes

[Felinn]

Graham, you're what makes life bearable! Don't do it, we love you!!!!!

[ruthannegurgangle]

I love one grey bloke. He's my fiancee. No kidding. He is.

[redmirrorproductions]

and you don't even know his name

[LemonZeppelin]

Tbh, I don't have a reason not to kill myself either. I feel so far away from everyone, anyway, like I don't belong or fit in anywhere. I guess I'm not killing myself because I don't really see a point in suicide. It's like that guy said: "Life might not be worth living but what else can you do with it?"

[wildcardxi]

Poor greybloke, he seems quite depressed recently!

[Floraiton]

thanks so much!

[xeroxwizard]

You are absolutely right!!  But that's because I'm in exactly the same situation as you......

[xmcflyxxx]

LMAO!

[maxvid360]

ok????????????????????????????­????????????????

[doctorevilbad]

I had a comment on my youtube videos like that. it's best to ignore them. it's nice to hear your view on matters like this. really brightens up my day :)

[sofatayra]

We need people like you around to share interessting things , killing ourself is not a true solution , unbeleivers do , we beleive that god sent us to this world for a test

[sefa1984]

hey somegreybloke nice to c u back mate, hmm why dont you kill yourself- hes right for 1 point, if u have got know purpose in this life then why wait for death to come? its going to come any minute anyway do we know?????? NO! but, actually there is a purpose of this life, life is a test but nothing really! to earn the hell or heavens! god bless! there is no allah but allah! and muhammed is his messen ger, peace.

[bizmandan]

graham should get his own show on tv.... Friday night with Graham Murkett yeah that would be good :)

[LemonZeppelin]

Friday Night with Graham Murkett would be awesome, with him interviewing people. It would be better than Jonathan Ross, he's just an arrogant twat.

[LadyTookie]

Graham, have you seen Avatar? I'm sure we'd all love to hear your thoughts on it...

If you haven't and don't want to leave the house, watch it illegally online.

xxxxxxx

[windgod2000]

Dude that would be illegal.... Graham should borrow it, from online sources..

[sirpinketalfonzo]

your a champion!

[earthypig]

oh yes it can always get better ~ hope is definitely a good reason to stay alive.:) a belated happy and healthy new year to you somegreybloke ^_^

[Lankythepyro]

Perhaps you should find an impoverished cleaner to leave your house to, perhaps an immigrant struggling to pay their rent, and then you can end your life once you find them.

That way they have a place to raise a child, and their child can convert food into waste in your place

[skypoo]

ahaha

That is one of the best reasons to be alive, not to burden others with a messy house. Maybe you can give it to someone poor?

[tequillerboy]

totally agree! Let's better wait for a ten kilometers wide meteor hitting the home world. First, losers like me will be more prepared for this than the others, so we'll get some fun. Second, nobody will have to gather our stinking bodies parts, right? Just wait and score.

[pikmindoctor]

Also, finding out what happens to civilization in the future might be interesting

[somegreybloke]

Interesting in the Chinese curse sense of the word interesting, yes.

[pikmindoctor]

but what about hover cars?

[Wingalaxi]

@pikmindoctor Easy to predict: vast crowds of protesters, riot police, food shortages, overcrowding, overpopulation, proliferation of brand new and old diseases, increasing incidence of natural disasters - and much, much more. Enjoy!

[Hitman2K7Shadow]

Shouldnt kill yourself somegreybloke. You provide entertainment to all.

[conhawks]

total rubbish, what a waste

[2DRonaldo]

Be just typical if life got better.

Cheryl Cole moves in next door a week after you've topped yourself.

Nooooo!

[nurgle01]

actually really smart :) and quite funny

[martymars]

Hey Mike, you're funny brother, stay strong bud.

[Slowergrass432]

Good reason :D

[RioGiovanni]

LOL not killing yourself for the reason of your house being a mess xD

[randompalindrome]

No! your waste products are used as fuel in factories. Don't think you're useless.

[BoneySkylord]

Remember also that suicide invalidates life insurance.

[MrRhysSir]

made me laugh :)

[01hdav]

haha yeah that was pretty clever.

[MissStyk]

Hope your feeling better, Grayham.

[henenp]

ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahh­ahahaahah

[GlitchintheProgram]

Very funny shit.  Made so much sense to me. LOL.

[iwantnovacaine]

Me too!

[Rohan2300]

the purpose of life is in the journey, not the end result :P

after all, death comes to everyone eventually and we're all the same in death. but what we do in life certainly sets us apart. for better or worse.

[followthytube]

You being serious?

[Rohan2300]

@followthytube why wouldn't I be?

we start the same, we finish the same, and the only difference is what happens in between.

[googletubes]

Nice positive ending. :-)

[NickCaddick]

omg love it

[UberCookieboy]

Somegreybloke is credit to Youtube!

[mitenzouki]

trapped in life by your possessions aren't we all

[doctorw2]

keep a chin up graham life is meant to be lived.

[YTwatchdawg]

Thats why I havent checked out. It might get better. Well that and I love vagina! Im a vaginatarian. Its what keeps me going.

[Dakashizzlenizle]

lol

[flyawayhome3]

it won't get better mate, just end it now.

[b88104044]

love it so much i almost wanna give him a hug !

[lifelessonswithmaha]

What a poetic ending! I can't decide whether to laugh or cry... either way 5 stars my friend. : )

[wolfefester]

That's me, that is!

[1tomh1]

Marry me?

[mrlowdangle]

lol ..I'd hate to be him

*looks in mirror...sees somegreybloke staring back...cries*

[lustreboy]

ah brilliant! always enjoy your films mate!

pure gold!

[artifactingreality]

too true.

The sad thing is I feel the same way and I'm only half your age. On the plus side "it could get better" applies to me more than you. I would hope anyway.

[flyawayhome3]

like... not in a mean way... (not that mean at least...) but the sad thing is that you are real, and he is just a cartoon.

[2ndviolin]

Your videos are a product of all that biology too, so all is not lost.

[blacksheepliberal]

please dont die.

[eurabio]

wow!

love the wisdom in mr greys inocence

greetings from mex

[marcobrooo]

lmfao

[Vnilisftw]

I love you man.

[pixeltastic]

i love all the wrist-slitters commenting on this video. hilllarious. as usual, greybloke is being tongue in cheek. he is flat out mocking you people and you're oblivious lol

[osouthgateguitar]

A poignant ending leaving us all with a little bit of hope.....

[Mcplkelly]

Dont kill yourself grey bloke, where else would I get my dose of British Humor from?

[bloodshot16]

@Mcplkelly The british government

[KaliberKing]

The meaning of life is to find your own meaning. We're here by chance so just make the most of it while it lasts.

[UncommonAngel66]

I'm cleaning up my mess and ridding myself of the useless things I've collected over the years. I don't think it's going to get better. There may be better moments but they are not sustainable. Truth is, if I did end it, no one would even find me or know for weeks. Most likely the landlord when the rent didn't come. Frankly, no one would care.

[wildshape]

i wont kill my self!

I love to irritate the people i dislike.

[TheOriginalBoman]

It seems that when my friend complains that you have't done a vid in awhile, a day later you make a new one

[TheNishido]

@TheOriginalBoman

Get him to complain more then! :D

[somegreybloke]

Coincidence, I assure you. Complaining is actually a good way to make me think "Fuck it, they can wait till I'm ready."

[speckyprick]

Grey bloke is one of the best channels on the tube.

[CommentorX]

I'm going to live forever - or die trying.

[darkmarkrammstein]

oh dear. the best 1 u did was 'my internets gone down', and the misty mayhem thing. 3 stars mate. imo

[saxmanchiro]

Grey, don't despair. Your waste is important to photosynthesis and other minerals that other living things can use. Don't think your life is a waste. You are an important part of the carbon cycle, the water cycle and the cartoon world. Just think about all those other cartoons out there that need other cartoons to help them stay part of our culture. SO you see, you ARE an important piece of the puzzle of life, eventhough you really don't exist. Much like God, Santa, Allah, Zeus, Thor, ......

[PoeTrader]

So, Graham, you're a hoarder? There are people who can help you with that. Maybe by taking care of the junk, you'll feel better about yourself and about living.

[rapzeh4]

"It might get better"

thats what keeps me alive.

[rollsthepaul]

"I don't mind dying; I just don't want to be there when it happens"

Woody Allen

[BowlerHat]

STRAIGHT TO MY SOUL!!! - Max

[RPGash]

ROFL. excellent vid man, nice one.

[duxforddude]

hazzaaar!

[danielsondanielson]

Oh yes, the life is nothing more than the fight against the death, which is lost in advance. It applies to all individuals, all species, and the biosphere as a whole. We all have some hopes for the future, but if anything gets better, than only transiently. What is ahead, is mainly decay and death...

[robbisking]

brilliant

[RussLBarth]

Life (n): Decades of tedium punctuated by drama.

[dananddanfilms]

Very good Graham! And I'm sure it's accidental, but you have timed the annotation at the end rather brilliantly. Just as I went to click for it, it disappeared and the ad popped up, and I clicked that by mistake. MEGA CLICK-THROUGHS!!

[somegreybloke]

You mean I've been inadvertently cunning? Fantastic.

[arashkanani]

mate! I like your videos! you are really good with the language.

Cheers,

[spygirl43]

Goo to know that if you start to clean we should all get worried.

Great video.

[chuckfaststrat]

Of course it will get better, Bloke! um...probably....anyway, buck up!!

[MrJeshu]

Haha your so funny sgb

[cmacaskill]

But, it probably won't get better.

[NondescriptFigure]

That was deep, and awesome. Good job Grey Bloke.

[GrandmaDorrie]

Always look on the bright side of life, dah dum, dah dum de dumty dum! Someone once said that! lol

[xboxrulez12]

Life is strange. For some people,things go really well,others die from their background. Like @eruthwain said; Your echoing the thoughts of many people.

[eruthwain]

Grey Bloke, you're echoing the feelings of many, many people there.........including myself. Another reason for staying alive that you might want to add to the 'untidy house' thing, is that you make a lot of people smile, (and THINK!), on a regular basis.......thank you for that.

[fenhen]

Cheer up, life is going to get better, trust me. :)

[mwowm123]

You're a Buddhist at heart.