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  • in answer to your question about what terraria is. well it is a game you play with jesse :)

  • Anyone else amused that the first death was TBs and not Jesse"s?

  • "we wont die as much" every episode later...

  • 243 people got slein by the eye of cathulu

  • wow terraria looks so different now.

  • This was posted on my birthday last year...

  • Anyone that wants to play some cracked Terraria with a new character? D:

  • these 2 should make a series on this. it would be great

  • @oakcliff621 *facepalm*

    

  • @oakcliff621

    You are so right!

    It should totally be named TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox Play Terraria too!

  • @oakcliff621 they alredy made like 50 episodes of it mate

  • @oakcliff621 um..are you living under a rock? jw...

  • wait if this is hyper edition i wonder if regular is like super slo mo

  • @xxrenderinggamerxx no they arent slower they are just about 10-15 minutes long rather than 40

  • hell yeah :) awesome

  • 15 k likes! :P sick

  • jesse was already gathering all the resources for his castle in this video.

  • ah the roots of an epic series

  • 65 episodes later: Yet to reach hell

  • NOOBS how they got so pro

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  • WTF is this game? Dead

  • What version was this?

  • Slime gel for only $14.99?

  • Clashing personalities are clashing.

  • It is the raw wood for the soild walls guys just tell

  • Just because a game has crafting and mining doesn't make it Minecraft.

    Oh Wait....

  • to abcbadq: for the most part, Minecraft is mining, crafting, and survival, plus reforging was added to make the gear better, Terraria, on the other hand, has all of those things, but, you can also get plenty of things to make your actual character better, as well as the gear. Yes there're COUNTLESS mods for Minecraft, and I'm not sure if there're any for Terraria at all, but I'm talking about the games themselves, not the mods.

    geablicu

  • @abcbadq

    Minecraft basicly ONLY has that terraria has much more

  • @L0rdRemington Nah, it worked great! Perfect reaction as expected. Fun times.

  • bored...rewatching series till new episodes coke out this should be main not wtf is

  • *Guide tells TB what constitutes sufficient housing*

    TB: "I don't want to know these things!"

    40 episodes later, he comes to regret this day....

  • Yes!  I want as series!

  • @Tac0l3ell ?? You don't pay much attention to their channels I'm guessing? They started the series ages ago. Infact they are on series 2 now. In total they've got about 50 terraria videos.

  • @L0rdRemington Actually, they are on their 3rd series. Hah. The first one, the 1.6 one, and now the next generation one. Haha. But no, I just said that to see if anyone would be like, "You so dumb!!!" then I could laugh at them.

  • @Tac0l3ell That probably wouldn't work as well as you'd think. Sarcasm doesn't translate very well over the internet, so it would be quite understandable for someone to simply assume you weren't actually aware there was a series yet by what you said. Infact it seems like quite a few people in the comments aren't aware there is a series.

  • Oh man, my eyes are watering. This was just beautiful. Thank you, TB and Jesse. I look forward to the next vid in the series. :D

  • @McJigglefin There have about 40 or so more videos in the series.

  • @Bomyneify Oh yeah, I know. I'm up to speed, I just meant that I look forward to their latest addition.

  • This is probably the best episode of these two play, where they don't know how to do practically anything and they're scared of demon eyes.

  • @GuardianOfDandelions the most fun of the entire series is just theire ineptitude xD

  • Slime Gel... For only $14.99.

  • Hearing a british man say "hammer time" makes me giggle inside.

  • LOL 33:57

    TotalBiscuit: In the long term, that money was gonna be really important. It was gonna be a trust fund for our kids.

    Jesse: Wait a minute! Are you not telling me something?!

    Two men living together alone in a house... [TB: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is TotalBiscuit. Thank you for watching 'WTF is... Terraria'!]

    Fkjhdfsdjf These two crack me up xD <3

  • Now that I have 8 hours of Terraria gameplay behind me, I had to come back to look at the video that started the series that convinced me into buying it. Oh damn, have things changed in the game so much since last May! Still, it seems to be missing something with no Jesse and TB mucking about. I want a mod that adds Jesse's Arnie impressions and crazy old miner sound clips to the game. :P

  • @ObakeOnna that would be absolutely awesome!

  • This game has evolved so much since it came out.

    It's kind of amazing.

  • And so the saga begins...

  • @sebo19956 and so does soooo much butt clenching

  • terraria is minecraft + super mario

  • - Save me Mohawk man , haha

  • @codcampaigncrazy I love how you are saying that even though: they recorded this ages ago when the game came out and had almost no experience of playing it and you can't even spell"amateur".

  • When's the next episode coming out? D:

  • @ZackCosplayer its out.

  • wow what amutures

  • Watching this makes me wanna play terraria

  • 36:54 and so we've seen that.

  • The Rainman of Terraria HAHAHAHAHA

  • No it,s not like Minecraft att all

  • It is minecraft 2D. And more.

  • @jfarrar19 NO ITS NOT FUCK!

  • @123123halofan

    Where did you get fuck from what I said? I am trying to get terraria in the first place and have minecraft.

  • @123123halofan Its Minecraft 2D AND MORE! That implies it features the Minecraft concept and MORE STUFF!

  • 14:45

  • I hate you!

  • slime gel for only 14.95

  • Does TB ever stop whining about Minecraft? Holy crap he's annoying in this video.

  • @joraney this is wtf the first impressions video hes trying to find something to compare it with

  • 7:05 oh if tb had some bombs :P

  • this video was uploaded on my birthday :O

  • wooden fucking planks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BUT YOU MADE WALLS BEFORE THE VIDEO STARTED.

  • Wooden Wall is only the background

    you build with the regular wood thing

    without making Wooden Walls

  • @fight2IDIE

    Just FYI, this video is quite old. These two have made around 40 more videos of this game and have indeed figured out the way it works.

  • @sonicmarshmallow and to this day, STILL, they are completely hopeless xD

  • @PerroTortilla I would rather have it that way than them powergaming the shit out of it. Them not knowing anything is what made the series so much fun.

  • @ZackCosplayer idd, i love it when they fail xD much laughter has ensued xD

  • @sonicmarshmallow 54 more videos

  • @sonicmarshmallow Well... Sorta... ;)

  • @sonicmarshmallow Nope. They still haven't learned how the game works, even by now.

  • @sonicmarshmallow Awesome they have finally got to nightmare pickaxe!.... How long till molten.

  • @sonicmarshmallow not realy.........

  • simple. build SMALL dirt house. then expand

  • there are two tipes of walls try wood bricks.

  • man you kept missing the iron and copper

  • HIT THEM WITH YOUR MOHAWK!!! XD

    Er how ever you spell it

  • Nice

  • Minecraft 2D?

  • the game is the same joust its in the begining jou kant get kobalt then jou most kill wall of flesj and get thw pwn hammer and brake demon altars dont jou played before hard mode for a long time lol.

  • @lolcobo nice grammar....

  • @lolcobo do you have fingers?

  • You're playing at the wrong resolution.

  • "This is a MASSIVE vein of iron ore!" um... no. i think not. Have you even seen a cobalt vein?

  • @TheAxOfHax Considering that this was uploaded in May of 2011, and chances are TB isn't a time traveler - I'd have to say that you're an idiot. Perhaps I should also say that cobalt veins are only as big as the ore they were previously, as cobalt ore replaces the 4 starting ores when it is generated.

  • @Dragilth Cobalt can replace any block and leaves the old ores actually.

  • @TheAxOfHax Note that this video came way, waaaaaaaay before hardmode was released.

  • I'm eating doritos :D

  • @beatitup798 And i'm eating chips Y U NO EAT CHIPS????

  • @beatitup798 me too

  • I don't know why but this video makes me want Doritos.

  • This game... looks so weird back then...

  • I love how they didn't know how to place blocks xD

  • Try saying "Sand stacks stupidly" ten times fast.

  • use slime gel only 14.99

  • @peprechaun You are just retarded.

  • They had no idea what the fuck they were doing.

  • U r STUPID u need blocks to keep mobs out and u need a block 3 spaces up to put a door

  • @27Joshman Can't tell if trolling...

  • @GardsVision or just stupid...

  • to StartledSloth: Or both...

  • wow guys this video is meant for you to enjoy not to rag on how it compares to MInecraft so shut up! But lol yes this video did start it all.

  • good old noob adventures :3 its what makes this game what it is..

  • I remember watching this the first time and u know it's still as funny now as it was then.

  • Just when i thought they figured it out they kept on doing the same mistake OVER AND OVER!!

  • Oh damn it, WHY didn't I buy it when it was on sale. D:<

  • this video started an empire

    

  • @Morladim1

    more like a cult

  • lol

  • The demon eye took an arrow to the... Eye?

  • Am I the only guy with the opinion that Terraria is a game which is more about slaying and gathering stuffs and Minecraft feels more like a game about building?

    Mostly cuz Minecraft is in 3d :l

  • @draanexle It IS. 

  • @draanexle that's true, and Minecraft is more about creativity.

  • @kartoonistgirl well, it depends. You CAN be quite creative in terraria aswell. but ofc, minecraft is a much better way to be creative with.

    Although, I think its cool with what you can do in Minecraft, but I dont find a meaning of building lots of stuff and then be just like "ok, now what?".

    Much funnier to slay lots of stuff and then be "ok, now what?". C:

    I know, strange way to express my opinions, but if you know what I mean, then you'll understand.

  • @draanexle I know, but I mean that in minecraft you can build stuff in 3d, so you can be more creative, whereas in terraria the main idea is to slay a bunch of monsters and survive. I'm not saying that minecraft is better, and they both are different and unique in their own ways.

  • Jesse is so funny! :D

  • I play Minecraft, but it's so annoying that in every video of Terraria people in the comments say "FUK TERRRRARIA I PLAY MINECRFAT!!!!!". They are both good games for there own reasons, so shut up!

  • They already made this a series, still liking this one :)

  • what you do is the wood walls are just fro background while the actual blocks are used for the house JESUZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WHAT?!? MINECRAFT IS BETTER THAN THIS JUNK!

  • @kartoonistgirl no this is better u dont have 2 worry about ur house explodeeing

  • @theredsun3 excuse me.... but minecraft is better.....

  • @kartoonistgirl It's a totally different kind of game, compare Minecraft to Fortresscraft and other wannabe Minecraft games, not Terraria

  • @IArEBiGPandA I'm sorry.  I messed up. I MEANT that I would rather PLAY Minecraft, but I very much enjoy watching Terraria and that it IS very different.

  • @kartoonistgirl Minecraft and Terraria are made by two friends. saying Terraria is Junk = saying Minecraft is Junk. Also you just proved one theory that most people who play minecraft are block heads.

  • @KailJudgementNeo Ya know what? Screw you. I have nothing against Terraria, and I can handle that guy who said it was a different type of game.  But you? Right Back atcha, blockhead.

  • @kartoonistgirl I don't play minecraft, Your argument is invalid.

  • @KailJudgementNeo no, i mean..... whatever. this guy has about as much brains as a rock.

  • @kartoonistgirl Oh I see, My bad I was busy playing skyrim xP

    Sorry about that.

  • @KailJudgementNeo apology accepted. And i do like skyrim.

  • @GIRTALICIOUS Typical american wierdo. don't get me wrong, i am american. but you, you are just an idiot troll.

  • My head just exploded. Like really guys? Lol. I know you know by now, but really... Wood.

  • Crafting copper straight into silver. Interesting.

  • i've watched all of the series but watching this and watching you not know how to make walls made me physically uncomfortable.

  • @omgrichardisabannana same... take the god damn wood ... FOR GOD SAKE wood! :(

  • @omgrichardisabannana This happens to me quite frequently. I watch a lets play or something of a game that I've never played before and am astounded at how difficult some people find grasping the basics of a game. I've always had a knack for it to be honest.

  • 14:44 :D

  • WAIT THERE ARE BOSSES!? made me lol

  • 75% off again for the last day of the holiday sales in case anyone missed it the first time.

  • Take a shot everytime TB says Minecraft :D

  • @TheUbberman

    K

    *video ends*

    HA! toldjah yue i wouldr do it, i too0k a $hot egvery time he said Minec- *faints*

    haha jk

  • Thanks for the video. You showed me a freaking amazing game =). I just wish it didn't take like 10 minutes to get Logan into my house. That guys kind of an idiot sometimes haha.

  • And so it begins...

  • lets welcome 2012 wathcing some TB and jesse

  • @2149kasper  you are an idiot for calling them stupid

  • @2149kasper you're stupid if you think they are stupid, stupid

  • ADAMANTITE CROSSBOW!

  • Wall: Backround object (only destroyed with hammer along with all other backgroung objects, crafting tabe, door, etc.)

    use the bricks to create the outer wall and use a door

  • OCD!!!!!!!!

    

  • "A bit of the thing that I killed" - Frankenstein Joe.

  • Well terraria is like those megaman games which are 2D and u shoot bad guys etc

    BUT!You have to get those things(Ray gun)and stuff.Well this is my opinion if you dont like it then deal with it.

  • Stop refering to MINECRAFT!!!!!

  • after watching them make a house i have developed ocd *twitch*

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  • Aw I missed it.

  • This was the very first time I ever heard of Jesse.

    And i've loved him ever since.

    <3

  • @CiIDriveDeCoach I know exactly how you feel