Today Karl Stefanovic loses it over breast and long pokey comment

[Gren369]

i know whats long and stabby next to the girls beds :P

giggity

[GinoMacc]

WHAT THE F---

[TheSuperharuhifan]

Thanks For Sharing...

[lloorriinngg]

LOL "What the F-"..and Lisa's face afterwards...

I love how it isn't formal and proper. They're so genuine and fun. Typical Aussies :D

[Stundardy]

i fucking hate karl, that stupid cunt is a disgrace to Australia

[351cu]

@Stundardy Don't watch the show, dilemma solved. Thanks for the feedback, Karl.

[Leowen2]

@Stundardy , I'd say you're a disgrace to Australia, those naughty words are very mean.

[Leowen2]

I bet her husband was also well fed.

[Botshapa]

I knew Benny Fordham liked whackin em off from a distance!

[2200BK]

i love when rachel says to karl about the stabby thing. rachel is the best on tv.

[catt2701]

georgie and lisa in black latex with a double ended dildo YUUUMMMMM

[LadyboyAgogo]

Karl is the biggest moron on Australian tv and Lisa loves and giggles at everything ..sad really

[filopride619]

@LadyboyAgogo So true. I hate karl such a douchebag.

[LadyboyAgogo]

@filopride619 Yes hes such a fuckwit when they play a song he always loves it and starts dancing what a jerk lol

[filopride619]

@LadyboyAgogo Lol, he's a hypocrite too if you ask me.

[MPG350]

Ha they are funny wish we had them in states

[chrispine71]

Any man with eyes that work would love Georgie shes hot!!

[MegaRuthlessness]

1:18 HAHAHA!

[americanizedaussie]

Blimey, might just start switching over from Sunrise after this

[lilzackylil]

you know... and whacking them off from a distance LOL

[xMikanNamix]

Wtf. These guys are hilarious. can I have this channel in Canada please? :P

[defendiac]

New competition. In 5 rings answer the phone and say I wank up with Today!!!

[Whateverintheworld]

It's great that no one over-reacts regarding this guy's comments.

[mitchcapone]

1:12

[powmful]

@RockSpyda

Australian civilians are allowed to own shotguns (pump action), handguns (semi-auto) and rifles (bolt-action), semi-auto rifles are allowed but it's extremely strict. The gov. doesn't think an average Australian needs that type of firepower.

So we can have guns, but it's not like Americans 2nd amendment in which they can equip a small army.

[powmful]

This is Australian news... lol.

[MrChuckington]

I heard this karl guy is a robot

[mozzmann]

I'm not sure that I'd wanna be Whacking them off from a distance and the Ladies completely missed the reference.

[Nat4Brendan]

@mozzmann Lol trust me, they didn't. They're every bit as dirty-minded as the men on this show, they're just trying to stay professional.

[samm1809]

3:28 is exactly why I think guns should be legalised.

[K1W1MAT]

Georgie's hot.

[thedoctor69able]

@K1W1MAT ye id tap that ass

[Lexxyloo62]

omfg ima whack someone off from a distance when they break into my house!!!

[yortko1]

All four of them know exactly what's being implied but it can only go as far as innuendo because it coincides with children's television viewing hours and they'll be contravening certain regulations otherwise.

[ggdragon1964]

thats funny!

[atenrok]

how is this video related to the one about killing a giant spider?

[DirrtyBee]

Hahahaha oh fuck hahaha

[bersanji]

she could've fed a small nation in africa with the milk she had in her boobs.. but she didn't.. hahhahhaahahaha

[tekNiqueAU]

Karl just help him self with sexual indendo, he like a high school kid.

[wavesmag]

It's so good how the girls always try to keep it under the radar but all it does is make it more hilarious hahaha

[kb1234567898]

women lol Im with Karl on this one, womenz with their kitchens and sammiches

[colindominy]

Karl is probably one of the biggest prize jerks on Oz TV .. surpassed only by the likes of Andrew O'Keefe & Carl Sandlands ... like those pricks, KS's so up himself ...

[semtex84]

@colindominy So don't fucking watch it, or the videos on youtube? What's your point coming in here talking shit?

[julz1278]

I'm so getting up early to watch this.

[10jyousif]

@thompsonmatthew I actually checked lol !!

[LeroyRifkin]

Who wants to bang Georgie??

[SuperRiverRat1]

@LeroyRifkin EVERYBODY!!!!

[MrMickthemonster]

@LeroyRifkin  I'll throw my hat into that ring! =D

[autodaz]

@LeroyRifkin

FUCK YEAH!!

I would love to!

[valdios1988]

These guys are really funny!

[soupnaziruckus]

Georgie I'm starving, feed me please

[mercycollege123]

did the blonde really not understand any of that? haha

[BoltaVS]

@mercycollege123 they did that on purpose...

[mercycollege123]

@BoltaVS yeah i would think so but I'm pretty sure the blonde had no clue at least the brunette was smirking which showed that she knew

[0Sabataj0]

Our News is srsly the best ever! :L

[Takster]

This comment I'm about to make is as Australian as it gets, and it's the same thing as when I catch my dogs rooting. It is directed to the insecure people who are arguing about who has a better country and shit.

"GET OUT OF IT YA FUCKIN MONGRELS, GOIN, PISS OFF".

[blackknightpc]

Do these yo-yos snort cocaine before they hit the air? WTF?

[badaboomrock]

that what happens when you disarm your people, I have a 38 and 12 gauge pump, if some one comes into my home uninvited they are leaving in a body bag. Castle doctrine

[RockSpyda]

@badaboomrock this is australian, we dont have shot guns and handguns, and we are much happier for it

[azmirreader]

That man remind me of Hugh Jackman

[clayton9m]

I wish this was my news in America. 

[perstaetobdura]

My two cents: People are just people. There are a lot of very nice people in the US, Australia , Iran, Russia, Gambia etc etc etc. There are also some unpleasant people in every country. It's not about countries, it's about people. Of course, if you have the mindset that all (insert country) are (insert expletive), then that will be self-fulfilling.

[alishaisnotaface]

All the people in these comments saying "all Aussie's hate Americans lulz" need to kindly shut the fuck up and speak for themselves rather than a whole nation. I for one love everyone no matter where they're from and am not a pretentious, bigoted, nationalistic arsehole ^_^ and I don't care if you're 'joking', it never started being funny, ever. Side note, Karl is a boss.

[zegerb0t]

LONG STABBY THING LOL

[Jetball74]

Yes Australia rocks. We already know.

[mrsuarez430]

 hilarious

[djdarklyceum]

this guy with a little booze in him is classic TV, honestly he needs his own show.

[swoldu01]

hilarious when he said could you try it again just in case

[TimAyro]

THAT'S IT! I'M MOVING TO AUSTRALIA

[cmndo]

@TimAyro

We don't like yanks...

[TimAyro]

@cmndo No, you, and internet people, don't like yanks.

[cmndo]

@TimAyro

No again... Australians in general hate americans, trust me, we don't want arrogant, ignorant loud mouth fat arses over here.

[tarunramesh]

@cmndo i think your the ignorant loud mouth fat arse. 1 Every nation is going to have jackasses, you seem to be one of those from Australia. I have been to America and it was a great place and the people were kind. I live in Australia and have met friendly people and total idiots. Just because I met some idiots does not mean they represent everyone in a country. So its time to stop being so ignorant and make a representation of a country based on media. Btw Australia is now the fattest nation.

[cmndo]

@tarunramesh

I didn't say "I hate americans" did I, I said aussies do, in which they do. In fact my partner is from New York...

and if your from australia and argueing with me then your obviously a twat, go live in America if your going to have a go at fellow aussies.

[Nat4Brendan]

@cmndo Dude, stfu. You're giving Australian's a bad name by saying they hate Americans. That's not true. So again, stfu.

[cmndo]

@Nat4Brendan

Get out of australia bitch. 

[Nat4Brendan]

@cmndo What, am I only allowed to live here if I hate America?

[Toohottorot]

How do I watch this as an American? These chicks are completely fucking oblivious and it is hilarious.

[memberHD]

@Toohottorot I'm pretty sure they know, just not acknowledging it

[Haldered]

@Toohottorot Oblivious?! They're trying to stay professional and mature!

[ElementAndrew99]

What a fucking awesome newscast

[c25ole]

why do i have the sudden urge to want to move to australia?

[Trowter]

@c25ole Its not worth it, trust me

[mitzyismad]

@c25ole Because Karl Stefanovic is the greatest dude of morning television in the world.

[MegaRuthlessness]

@mitzyismad The cunt is so fucking funny

[Dibby59]

@mitzyismad He's an absolute wanker

[Leowen2]

@mitzyismad , I to live in Australia and have only recently seen this show and I just can't get enough.

[TheMichaelseymour]

@c25ole good ...you can take my place , anything to get away from fuckwits like this.

[Ph1zzaPwns]

"Wacking them off from a distance" ROFLMAO

[backbitting1]

these people are soo pro.



[Bacsilove]

I'd watch this every morning if it's on in America

[ptrimblegocfsnet]

This is awesome.... "I'd rather be standing back and wacking them off from a distance" LOL!

[hahaha12345678993]

i want a job like that where you can have some fun

[INCC74656I]

there is nothing like this in america. they are all far to calm and quiet in there joking. american news requires yelling and screaming

[xianshengzhengxiong]

@INCC74656I YEAH, IT DEFINITELY NEEDS MORE YELLING!

[agents1986]

@INCC74656I This is all still faked.

[rogeliozim456]

Oh man! that GREAT!!!! I feel like this would never happen here in the US

[TheShyboy36]

3:48 Not Bad

[StanDolla]

wacking it off in the distance...AHAHAHAHAHAH omfg

[jjharris6]

this is america. we have guns

[idontfkinknow1234]

@jjharris6 in america all the criminals have guns aw well

[mrdomn8]

fuck i hate Karl, he is Steve Carrell in Anchorman

[jas16899]

Australia: Finding this is all that interesting. Well I'm happy for you for having Australian accents on TV. It's not really funny.

[TheAwakenedHeretic]

This guy is awesome!

[chickenmcfuck]

Australia is awesome

[sasquatch268]

Oh, i saw this back when. Was a hilarious moment.

[LeftOfToday]

I love Australia.

[DarkArtist]

@falsehead That's why they're laughing

[TerranIsImba]

"I could have fed a small african nation with my milk supply"

No fucks were given.

[campbpar]

@TerranIsImba HOLY FUCK

[MadeOfFather]

Pause at 4:02 and you see a trollface!

[quizmaster85]

@MadeOfFather Lisa mad?

[zegerb0t]

@MadeOfFather holy shit its huge!

[ElMassi666]

@MadeOfFather Brilliant!

[thompsonmatthew]

@MadeOfFather 4:15 you see a trollface

[StigmatiX]

That blonde was so awkward lol.

[duanefutch1]

"really" - the tone of that comment was awesome



[1996luke1996]

I like the news in autralia because they act so natural

[Jetball74]

3:54 WTF??

[MissShenaeNae]

hahahahahha hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[myownruin187]

God I love milfes..

[ushmo10]

lol i would love to see his wife's reaction everyday after work

[ugotknockeddefuckout]

mmm to be whacked off from a distance...

[mcpheefive02011]

Can I ask the question why is this idiot still a Gold Logie Winner? There was much better talent tahn this jackass

[paul000108]

this is why i love watching The Today show no rules just fun !!!!!

[laureah21]

I wish I was that awake at 6:30 in the morning!

[TheKnownEnergy]

OMFG MAKES ME SO PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN!!!! I AM PISSING MYSELF RIGHT NOW!!! HAHAAH

[KochieButtersmack]

Karl laughs every time he looks at Lisa because he pictures her oaf husband's shit-stained bandana.

[Liquidskeleton]

Karl ROCKS!!!!! The coolest presenter ever!!!

[gguunnaa]

En4trance is a wanker..

[QuaDrifter]

1:17

Karls face means that he's a bit confused..

[jimmiow]

That is so classic I love Karl is an absolute top bloke.

[SuRXtC]

lolllllllllllllllllll i want to wack them off from a distance !! loloollololololol

[unavailableFU]

For those that don't get Aussie slang, wacking off someone could be interpreted as jerking them off, no wonder the blokes lost it!

[dixitwinleo]

nothing like the morning news in australia

[aguythatlikesipods]

You don't have a long stably thing? eww

[rumplespliffskin]

Yep. The most childish bunch of crap ever. What directors/producers can think people carrying on and giggling all the time makes good TV? These people are unbelievably unprofessional. I can not believe they let these fools on live television.

[devilzsmile]

@rumplespliffskin You don't think it's a little ironic how you object to this kind of tame TV with a somewhat conservative comment, while calling yourself rumplespliffskin on youtube? It just seemed funny to me.

[rumplespliffskin]

@devilzsmile No. I'm not paid to carry myself as a professional.

[devilzsmile]

@rumplespliffski No, I wouldn't pay you either.

[rumplespliffskin]

@devilzsmile Cool story, bro.



[jimmiow]

@rumplespliffskin your life must be super boring.

[n2bsec1]

press 9 continuasly " long and stabby, im jus going!!"

[TheLoneStranger0]

These people are sick little kids, with their potty humour. I've never watched Sunrise, and now I know why I never will.......unbelievable!!!

[jimmiow]

@TheLoneStranger0 It's today not sunrise. Grow a funny bone this is hilarious

[FrozenFourthSeason]

Australian TV is INSANE! Man that's where I'm moving

[Malestorm87]

i had an ex that was a younger brunette version of Georgie... god she was hot

[AmyAdore1]

this whole thing is just so awkward.

[smuldia]

"There's nothing sexual about it, let me tell you"

"You wanna do it again just to be sure?"

[wassup871006]

Ha Ha this is hilarious and I love how only the women are left sitting at the desk like real ladies ;)

[cohanxcore]

Waking him off from a distance. Classic.

[jellomanyeah]

I liked the part where they skipped over Justin Bieber

[TheGreenMissile]

I don't think I've been more turned on by a reporter than what I saw at 1:13

[TheAwedax]

@TheGreenMissile press #3 repeatedly to get even more turned on!!! (-;

[shazzbutt2009]

long stabby thing!!! hehe

[MegaPoop65]

what is he staring at....

[flylikeIdo1]

I love Australian news. In the US its so boring and proper. Murder this, rape that, home burglarized down there, man shot walking dog etc....

[PurplePeopleEater100]

@flylikeIdo1 Unfortunately that's not the real news...more of an entertaining talk show that's part-news.

[En4trance]

@flylikeIdo1 its the fucking news. if you want entertainment tune into something else fuckwit

[flylikeIdo1]

@En4trance People like you are those who make the news sad to watch. Reporter "And our final story is about yet another retard insulting people on Youtube."

[En4trance]

@flylikeIdo1 Thats the world you live in, sorry if its so grim. I watch the news to watch news, I dont watch the news to have grown men sit there and laugh at a woman implying something completely different to what she meant. Immaturity at its highest level. I'd probably insult you in real life for finding this good news.

[TechnicCreations]

@En4trance

Don't think that all news in Australia is like this, this is just a shitty morning program.

[barrybuffnut]

@En4trance - mate you really are the load your mum should have swallowed. Why are you on you tube watching this if you are so against it? Why are you watching the today show for if this is the sort of stuff that happens on it? Why are you complaining about news - if you want to watch news go switch to SBS or channel 2 you stupid old git. Go do the rest of us a favour and jump off the top off a high rise building, the world would be a better place without gits liek you!!!

[TechnicCreations]

@barrybuffnut

Wow! Just because he doesn't share your perspective he should not have been born? Sharing the YouTube love, aren't we?..

[barrybuffnut]

@TechnicCreations Its not about sharing anyones perspective, its about oxygen thiefs like him that instead of turning the channel - they watch it then come on to youtube to complain about it!

[TechnicCreations]

@barrybuffnut

First of all everyone has a right to complain through which ever medium they please. Secondly, you have no idea whether or not he watches to show, and you seem to have made a habit of make claims with not basis whatsoever. BTW I am not defending En4trance because I support his views and I am not attacking you because I disagree with yours.