Hahaha, this is funny, because if you really read that book, the horrible things described in there really sound as if it came from some bloodthirsty warrior culture. The only thing that betrays it being human, klingons would have wasted no time following an abusive god like Yahweh, they would have kileld him, like they did with their own gods.
Why? Why the bible? Why would someone waste their time to do this? Why would anybody show up to see this? Why didn't their dads kick them out and make them get a real job instead of living in their parents basements?
Jesus was a weak human, with no honour. Kahless was a great, noble warrior, who fought many great battles. Many great songs have been sung, over a tankard of bloodwine!
Wow. I guess it just goes to show, that there's not a language spoken on earth but that it has at least some of the Bible translated into it... even Klingon!
Hahaha, this is funny, because if you really read that book, the horrible things described in there really sound as if it came from some bloodthirsty warrior culture. The only thing that betrays it being human, klingons would have wasted no time following an abusive god like Yahweh, they would have kileld him, like they did with their own gods.
Hyeesa 10 months ago
The pronunciation of these Klingon words is horrible....
jisaid08 11 months ago
Why? Why the bible? Why would someone waste their time to do this? Why would anybody show up to see this? Why didn't their dads kick them out and make them get a real job instead of living in their parents basements?
onemarktwoyou 1 year ago
Sounds like Serbian - there, too, you must yell in order to be understood :)
glishev 1 year ago
You guys are great!
johnwinstondarby 1 year ago
ok... It's great to have a passion... like : STAR TREK !!!
vetlerradio 2 years ago 4
Klingon is said with "Force", but this doesn't mean to Yell. ;Speak Forcefully; is the mantra, not ;Yell like scared Terranganpu' ;
chado2423 2 years ago 7
Thanks - I'll take that on board.
stevegoble 2 years ago
he sounds like the cowardly lion from the wizards of oz
ChrisTripp 2 years ago 10
klingons see the man you call Jesus as Kahless and the virgin Mary as SoS mara.
Gnostic2030 2 years ago
Jesus was a weak human, with no honour. Kahless was a great, noble warrior, who fought many great battles. Many great songs have been sung, over a tankard of bloodwine!
Vehementi 2 years ago
That's the most Scottish tlhnganese I've ever heard.
maurateague 2 years ago 4
Jabla!!K'larkoe poepoe Barack Obamana tsjak tsjak Klingongs nerda kloplop
iownage4youi 2 years ago
haha xD great :D really great
flodotz1701 2 years ago
I am so going to do this, with a friend. They will be klingon and I Vulcan.
RabbitDance 2 years ago 2
Ahaha, mae nhw'n yn siarad gymraeg
Schroeder182 2 years ago 2
lol
fanjules 2 years ago 2
That's pretty amazing.
I'd be sitting there like, "Amen". <3
fortheloveofLDS 2 years ago
sounds for me like throwing up:D
GustavGans80 2 years ago
Haha, this is hilarious. xD
GodRulz1 3 years ago
Ok, just for making sure DO NOT MAKE THIS AGAIN!!!!
ShadowJaiden 3 years ago
klingon makes me lol
HoribiFuckis 3 years ago
that dude is f...ing crazy but funny as hell
Futgurutl 3 years ago
Wow. I guess it just goes to show, that there's not a language spoken on earth but that it has at least some of the Bible translated into it... even Klingon!
ccoraxfan 3 years ago 5
Klingings are freaking gay. Wookie's are so kickass.
Directorboy91 4 years ago
bull at lease klingons have a full language all wookies know how to do is groul
chakotay24 3 years ago 12
ahhh the everlasting feud between trekkies and Lucas hounds...
BrokenBjartur 2 years ago 2
It makes more sense in Klingon than in any of the Earth translations; that's for sure.
mjr256 4 years ago 5
i think this is brilliant
Santatonline 4 years ago 3
lol how funny but my poor english...
Selmak24 4 years ago
Because I can! :)
stevegoble 4 years ago
Why?
SmileOnADog 4 years ago
lmao,man...best translation ever
Dalbert342 4 years ago
I notice this is frighteningly similarity to many of Hitler's rallies.
DrFrag 4 years ago 3
HAHA I'm German and it's true... It does...
tfcdomprice 4 years ago
HAH ! NERD !
Kurdlov 4 years ago
Haha I agree.
royaloctopus 4 years ago