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  • Why not give an abstinence blow-job while you down there on your knees.

  • i hate the really religous ppl who say u should till youz married.......i go to high school and half da kids their r not virgins, and dey smoke weed so wtf........and my school is an A+ school

  • abstinence is for priests and people with aids

  • Nice job guys - check out my abstinence vid, I think you will get a kick out of it lol

  • ......but oral is fine.

  • I think those four are hitting the drugs a little too much.

  • Now there's a church pew full of fun.

  • Lmao fail

  • Eveyone here should visit wwwdotlibchristdotcom

  • By the way the Family International formerly the Children of God are one of the few churches who have a liberal attitude towards sex. Also the original christian church was not very anti-sex until the Catholic church was formed in the 4th century. It was the Catholic church which started the demonisation of sex within the christian world.

  • @BurntOakTree sounds like you know you stuff Oak tree, you studyreligion?o_O

  • what a joke! you don't have to be a virgin to practice abstinence. Abstinence isn't as bad as people think it is. If you love someone, you want to get to know them and take it from there, cuz for all you know, that person can have some kind of vinerial disease/virus! xO

  • @peachfizz This video is not about people who wait until they know someone really well before having sex with them. It is about the churches who teach that no sex is allowed at all outside of marriage. This video is not promoting promiscuity it is just showing how stupid the 'no sex at all until marriage' dogma is, which is pushed by many preachers. It is those preachers who put people off christianity.

  • this is one of the reasons y i hate religon it creates stupid shit like this no offence to kids who fear of aids or etc but cmon now u should know damn well that the world has been havin sex since the cave men stopped makin love to their hands(theory) so dont fuckin try to pretend to make sex a bad thing. use a fuckin condom u buy them at a store for like 10 dollers or up its not that difficult.

  • that actually turned me on.

  • abstinence is horrible. sex is a beautiful thing, and it should never be shunned in society. it is one of the most natural processes a human being could do, and god certainly does not care if we have sex. sex is so wonderful and beautiful; you can express deep love to a partner whom you really care about deeply, and it lets out emotions and brings your attitude up. it is in no way dirty or perverse. abstinence takes all of the wonderful things about sex out of a person's life, and it's terrible.

  • i decided to wait but till i was in a good relationship which i am now so my v card is about to be gone, i think its whenever u feel ready or what you feel right cuz someone else will feel the same way

  • FUCK ABSTINENCE AND FUCK YOU DUMB CHRISTIANS

  • I won't have sexual relations until i am married to a man that i love. Never want to be like other poor horny teens that think of sex all the time. I read, draw enjoy walks with my bf :) and i am not at all religious

  • I won't have sexual relations until i am married to a man that i love. Never want to be like other poor horny teens that think of sex all the time. I read, draw enjoy walks with my bf :)

  • @xSimplyAmusedx I though you were a mother of 4? Fucking loser, go off yourself.

  • @xSimplyAmusedx Poor basterd he´s probably getting some strange on the side.

    Jokes a side, I think people should wait till they find someone they at least like, that first true love is always the sweetest.

    Just a warning dont wait to your wedding night, it wont be that great.

    My first time I couldnt even get to stand up I was to nervous, that would really ruin a wedding night so you know.

    And if you are not even interested in sex then I think you need see a doctor..

  • ABSTINENCE IS BULLSHIT, kids. Be human, be safe, have sex. Ever wonder what makes a serial killer? Not getting laid.

  • @scarabmango serial killers are made from abuse over time. they arent made by not getting laid. serial killers have tons of sex as a killer

  • @modelshidden2 Not getting laid is nonetheless a route to poisonous adolescence. HAVE SEX KIDS!!! HAVE IT ALL YOU CAN!!!

  • @modelshidden2 Shut the fuck up, waste of space. I talk to YOU, that's how it works.

  • @scarabmango listen u little asshole and listen good. dont u ever talk to me like that again you bastard. ur calling me a waste of space. heh, yeah, says the little jackass that fucks everything that moves, cause i know u do. yes be very ashamed! and i dont give a million flying fucks if u r talking to me, there is no such thing as YOUR WAY. you got that? nothing works in ur favor. THATS HOW IT WORKS DUMBFUCK!!! now get that shit into ur head before i knock it into u!

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  • @scarabmango hahahaha man ur funny! i had no fucking idea that u are a wack jaw. hahaha! how about u shut that "little super human soldier" waste of space ass up before i really let u have it. ur talking like a 6 year old now, in fact i bet thats what u r. a little kindergardener that likes to be a little punk. you try to tell people wat to do, but u always fail. ILL TALK TO YOU HOW EVER I WANT. BECAUSE I AM OLDER THEN U, U HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT! do u understand? you better

  • @scarabmango you also need to know that im not intimidated by u. ur a little shit whos crying about getting his ass handed to him, i am not scared of u and ur DEATH THREAT btw. u have never been in war. war is not for kids like u. u talk like being bathed in blood is fun, but its far from that. u r not scary, and no one is scared of u. ur just a 6 year old punk! there is a whole shit load of little stuff about u, ur brain, ur dick, and much much more.

  • @scarabmango u couldnt track me down if u tried. i could find u faster then u can find a condom. and besides, even if u did track me down, my .50 hand pistol would tear u apart. so how about u shut ur ass up before i REALLY hand ur ass to u. and besides, im a million times scarier then u. i would make u eat ur own shit becasue i scared ur cowardly ass. thats right im talking to u mister WASTE OF TIME AND SPACE!!!!!! so be a good little boy and go back to playing with ur toys like a good boy.

  • @modelshidden2 You can't kill me with a firearm, idiot. ANY firearm. I just regenerate in seconds.

  • @scarabmango wow you r stupid. there ARE little things about u wether u say you dont or that u do.

  • @modelshidden2 You think cops scare me? A fully-armed swat team would be dead before I even broke a sweat. You would literally *rather* have a T-rex after you than me.

  • @scarabmango how in the hell did i know u were going to say that? really? like i said, you never know wat can happen when u have a pair of handcuffs slapped on ur faggot ass. i could easily kill a t-rex. those are the easiest things to kill. hell forgot power rangers, ur still stuck on terminator. hahaha. ur a fucking nerd. hahahaha. anyone that knows u would be laughing with me right now! hahahahahaha. wat a fucking bitch! hahahahahaha.

  • @modelshidden2 Anybody who actually knows about me would laugh their ass off at you right now. I'm no poser, and I'm in no way "little," bitch. I could snap your fucking neck like a toothpick. Now, go and report to everybody you like, because that's what little bitches do, they call in help instead of handling business themselves. BITCH.

  • @scarabmango anyone who acctually knows u, knows wat u r. i could snap my fingers, and u would break down crying. and ur calling me a bitch, yeah says the little immature bitch thats stuck on power rangers. i have u figured out now. with that said, if u have guts, you'll shut up now and go back to playing with ur toys while watching power rangers. ok be a good little bitch, oooooh wat ur gonna do kill me? hahahaha. man ur such a wackjaw, you know that. jackass

  • @modelshidden2 Eat dog shit and die in a fire, you fucking joke.

  • @scarabmango dude, quit talking about ur self like that. its not right. like i said, dont mess with someone smarter then u bitch. waste of space, waste of time, loser, poser. hahahaaha. now go cry to ur mom, not me. hahahaha

  • @scarabmango the only joke here is you my friend, and u luv to eat shit. i know u do. im already dead, so u cant touch me. hahaha. that exploded in ur face. and i bet now ur gonna tell me how u can see ghosts! hahahaha!! dude u have beaten Dane Cook on the funny scale, u r just cracking me up right now. hahahahaha!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR­RRRRRRRR

  • @scarabmango i dont give a million flying fucks if ur not my friend

  • @scarabmango i can handle u. i have u figured out remember. and i did that easily. you cant escape me even if u tried. ill just tell the government, and the police, federal police, for ur "super human" shit. ur poser thats stuck on terminator. u r in all ways little. get that into ur head because its true.

  • and besides, who the hell do u think u r by coming out of no were and talking to ME like that? what have i done to ur ass? huh? I DEMAND THAT U ANSWER THIS QUESTION BEFORE U CONTINUE TO TRY AND "INTIMIDATE" ME!!!!

  • @scarabmango oh and btw, ur little threat doesnt scare me one bit. in fact, threaten me with death like that again, and i will not only report ur ass to youtube, but to the police. and u can go ahead and tell me how ur a super human that no one can catch, but ud be surpirsed wat can happen when u get a pair of handcuffs slapped on ya. thats not a threat, thats a promise. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • it's OKAY to abstain from sex, really...it is!

  • This shit made me laugh so fucking hard. Its Hilarious!!!!

  • hahahaha laughed so hard. -

  • hah...... Abstinence...

    What a joke!

  • oh god this is so horible

    why do people do that..........looks pathetic

  • Fun Fact No. 1: Theres nothing in the Bible that says sex is only for married couples.

    Fun Fact No. 2 Celibacy is an abomitation unto God as He created us to be sexual beings

    copy n paste this to as many "abstinence-themed" vids as you can if you hate sexual repression. thumbs up, pl.

  • the people who are commenting are the ones who are going to the devil. Abstinence is key in life. It's what we hve to do in life. Saving yourself for that one special person is the greatest gif you can give. This video is definently over doing it, its so overdone. I mean God meant for us to only do "it" for having a baby...now doing it CASUALLY is definently out of the question. I mean you people may think its joke......but I think its magical to have your love of your life save them for you.

  • Funny parody :D

  • Fuck abstinence!

    There is nothing wrong with having sex, even if they are underage & unmarried.

  • @SecularLibertarian I agree unless they are like 13 or 14 or younger..and they HAVE to love eachother <3

  • @SecularLibertarian when married. When not married, sex is a disgrace to the body. I know people that have had sex and left and said they wished they would have never done it. You pay child support, you get STD's (even with the condom on ((there could be rips in the condom))), etc. Best thing: Wait until marriage to have sex.

  • @IanLoewen "When not married, sex is a disgrace to the body" Why???

    What is the difference??

    Sex is one of few activities that are free and fairly safe Yes it´s pretty safe, 43443 died in car accidents in the US 2005 so if you want to be safe stop driving.

  • its okay

    none of them would have gotten laid anyways

  • wat a fuckin joke this is partof the problem with the world. fuck the Catholic church for brainwashing me as kid

  • Lol this whas funny! and weard!!!

  • ROFL xD

  • If they really wanted to promote teen abstinence then I suggest blizzard start surplussing their world of warcraft.

  • ahahahahah PERFECT STRATEGY! someone give this man a medal!!!

  • LOLOLOLOLOL

  • right back at you... hehehe *Hahahaha, just say no to sex and it's one less disease you gotta worry about in your lifetime.*.... what you saying? ... that sex is a disease? for a lifetime!?.... :) ... like you give a fuck when you get the flu. And yeah its THAT bad. pfft, that what growing up is all about. Having fun and being responsible. Thats why when you cross the road you look out for cars. Take precautions be safe and go with what you feel. Having the choice of sex or no sex, i prefer sex

  • Hahahaha, just say no to sex and it's one less disease you gotta worry about in your lifetime. It's sad that a lot of people I know still have sex with different partners even though they are with someone else. I always encourage people to be happy with the person you are with but most of them laugh at me and say I'm gay. The excuse is usually, "I'm bored with my partner or they lost the interest"

    Well, I am sure glad that I don't want to have sex until I"m ready or wait on the right one.

  • well i mean when no1 will have sex with you anyway your not really making a choice not to have sex just your ugly.

  • Your an idiot. If that was true then why do married people only fuck once or twice and then become couch potatoes?

  • ahahahaha there r a lot of married couples that get it on!!! lol

  • which is why guys don't get their first hard on until after marriage...

  • The facts don't lie. The states with the highest unwanted pregnancy and STD rates are the states who teach abstinence only. Abstinence doesn't work. We live in a different world. It's time to adjust to it. The GOP: 18th century solutions for 21st century problems.

  • @AmericanEagleJRL sex education is needed, but abstinence should never be dropped...

  • May gods hand help preserve these woods, lmao.

  • To everyone who thinks that it is a sin to have sexual desires, or thinks that sex itself is a sin...you have been extremely misinformed, by things like this video.

    If youre truly searching for your answer about sex search in youtube "Romance Without Regret" by Jason Evert and watch his entire talk about it.

    I promise you'll never view your life the same way again. Its not a talk about religion, or a condemnation of anyone, but a call to a better kind of love...one where sex is a good thing!

  • And guys, it;s nice to blow your load on her face or but or stomac, but there is no feeling better than cuming inside her! My point is: have safe sex, and watch porn, and if you are in to it try both at the same time! But stay of drugs! Except poth, poth is good! but only that

  • Abstinence is BullSH!T... and kidds that go abstinent don't do it cause they chose to.. they do it cause they have no choise! only loosers and prudes and people that do not poses very good social skils! SEX is AWESOME, and if you do a little research, and do things smart and carefull, nothing will go wrong! I promise! And you can allways use but sex and B.Js for adding more spice! Girls like it with no rubber... but they have to be on the pill!

  • I dont believe in god. but i do believe that people should make their own choices.

    and if they want to have sex then fine cause im not going to be the one to tell them they cant its not my buisness.

  • Ok yeah lets wait for the one you love because waiting to get married doesnt mean you love them.... Wait.... I think somethings wrong here.....

  • That counselor sounds like Sarah Palin !

  • Amen, (avengemm9dog- camp contains a bunch of Temptations, But when you have focus of what you are doing, you can do good things for that, especially if you put God's will to that...)

  • Ow... all that duct tape is really gonna sting to remove. And, um, no, I don't speak from experience. *ahem*

  • Holy fuck. Literally. AHA.

  • Humans are so vain to think that a God who could create the universe would give a shit about some of his atoms sliding against eachother in the act of sex. Stop being so ignorant and fundementalist you abstinance robots. Look around you. Look to the sky. Look through your telescope at light that traveled a distance a quadrillion times what you will make in your lifetime. Live your life and affect our lives to the true fullest and positive degree you can.

  • @TopGunMan I Agree completely

  • @TopGunMan I Agree completely. oh and, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!!! 1:33

  • @TopGunMan God said that fornication is a cruel act and sex should only be reserved for married couples, and he gives a damn because he cares for us

  • Oh my gosh reading these comments im christian and you all have this picture painted in your head about one looks like, im not perfect and i dont believe everything they teach me in church and i am glad i make mistakes becaause it only makes me more human!

  • that's really beautiful.

  • isn't camp a bad place to get away from sex?

  • Let me clarify...I mean we make fun of the people who actually believe like that

  • My fiancee and i make fun of idiots like this... =/ lmao

  • yeah go anti-sexuals!

  • abstinence fails, even if youre really trying

  • just ask the virgin mary!

  • um how? it's 100 percent preventble from all stds and pregancy.

  • either youre not a teenager and a crazy conserveative or you just never heard of human instincs. People like sex, period. Teenagers should be trusted to have sex when they feel confortable with a person they trust, and we should teach them how to be safe from stds and how to aviod teenage pregancy. things like condoms and the pill were invented for a reason.

  • ok 1 premarital sex is against God and is a mortal sin so people who are not married should not be having it, and no matter what u do during sex, like use a condom, its still sex, its being used for the wrong purpose and it is still physical sex which is again against God

  • And this is why the US has the highest pregnancy rate amongs teens. You can beleive what your parents told you and ignore the facts. and you can teach you kids the same bs.

    just keep it away from public schools

  • But I think if people don't believe in god, they can do whatever they want. Maybe all those people "sinning" only believe that they are living life. and sex isn't against god, he created it.

  • its not that sex is against God, premarital sex is against God, cause ur using it for a purpose that it is not meant for, it is meant for married couples to express true n life lasting love to one another

  • You only belive that because that is what you were told to believe. Utilize your own reasoning when deciding things. Don't subject yourself to the mindless acceptance of beliefs by inheriting the opinions and ideas of others simply because your told to. Be an individual and rely on your conclusions because it is pitiful to witness such a display ignorance.

  • By what right does God tell us what to do? Why should we listen to this dictator?

  • hes not saying u have to listen, im a catholic and i freely chose to obey what he says. but if u dont believe in any religion at all then sadly theres no hope for u

  • No hope for me because I'm not religious? How fucking dare you tell me that? Especially since you don't even know me?

    And why is it 'any religion'? Surely, if there is a God, only one of them could be correct? :)

  • well i believe that mine is, n God said that if you choose to just not believe in him then you cannot enter heaven, he also said that if u live up to the religion that you have been taught then you will be saved

  • Fine. Keep you beliefs to yourself, please.

  • "But I think if people don't believe in god, they can do whatever they want."

    As long as you're not harming others, what's wrong with that?

  • WHOA WHOA WHOA CHILL OUT i beleive in god but dam talk bout trying to ruin sex for peaple lol

  • dude im only doing what God intends, n he intends for people to be like him

  • It is interesting to know that sex is a sin despite the fact it is the most essential biological imperative that humans posess and every human is subject to the completely normal and natural inclination of sexual desires for the maintenance of our species is contingent upon the instinct to procreate. Thank you God for making it a sin to be human beings. Please don't be so naive to belive that hunger is a sin also. That is the comparative of sexual activity being sinful.

  • Sex is not a sin. Nor are sexual desires. God created sex. You have definitely been lied to about religions view on sex.

    Search on youtube "Romance Without Regret" by Jason Evert, or watch any of Jason's videos and you will learn everything about sex, and how good it is!! It changed my life and my view on sex and im only 17!

  • @livelaughlove311 very insightful . My sentiments exactly!

  • for one i'm a teenger and i think teens can have sex ifd thier smart about it, apparently thier not beign so smart! And teens shodunl't have sex period. Why? what is the possiblty of having a child even that slim 1 percent of havign a child what if your partner wasnt' the one you thoguht he was and put holes in the condom? what if you forgot using your birth control all these what if's is not worth having sex for. PERIOD

  • its preventable but still having sex before marriage is completely against God

  • 6:21 FTW

  • I had an orgy at one of those once.

    ORRRRGGGYYY

  • damn thats an epic win

  • Abstinence camp?? How about teach your kids not to be irresponsible fucking idiots camp?

  • i heart this<3

  • i declare poe's law

  • fuck abstinence

    go free love!

  • This must be satire!

  • I wrote a book about relationship and marriage in a way different than how must people woud argue it. I hope some of you would evaluate my book: The Ultimate Goal of Life: Sacred Genetic Code Theory. Thank you.

  • abstinence make out....... lol...lol...

    Fuck this is good....thanks who ever made it...

  • LOL!!! xDD

  • I just can t stop laughing... abstinence makeout... m m m!!! Hilarious!!!

  • My life is complete. Thank you, thank you, thank you :)

  • Indian bitch is FINE!

  • one of dat chick is on wild n out her name is like basika or sumthin

  • you shouldn't ever HAVE to do anything youu as an individual (not you as a part of a big group) want to do. If you wanna have sex go for it, you SHOULD wear a condom...but you don't have to! you might get aids, and you might have a baby. If you don't want to have sex, awesome.

  • Abstinence is like playing with fireworks. You never know when it`s going to explode. Old bombs are more dangerous to defuse.

  • LMAO taht is some funny shit

  • check Solid Youth video for the real abstinence camp

  • we must wait and keep patient until we get married. it's the right way

  • what if you can not legally get married or only get married in certain places and certain churches and even then it is not recognized in some area's.

  • Now thats a mind fuck.

  • This makes me sad, those poor people think that abstinence is socially approved!

  • i have never met a hot girl say that she will Abstinence, all the people who say they will Abstinence are fugly or geeks no offensive

  • the verb is abstain, or practices abstinence

  • You should be ashamed of yourself. It's people like you that make those that want to abstain feel bad about it. It's people like you that cause teenage pregnancies and kids having sex before they're ready because they want to be cool.

  • For the record: We have only caused 14 or 15 teenage pregnancies that we know about. And you know what? It felt really, really cool. Like "The Fonz" cool. Now that's cool.

  • @mrwnt10 2 years late but you are a fucking dumbass, who the hell has sex to be cool, you haven't had it obviousley, it feels good, which is the main reason, not this pure pressure shit they come up with.

  • they are sad virgins geeks who cannot explore the women's anatomy and they go to church thumping up the bible while i get laid with my girlfriend

  • americans are fucking crazy

  • It's funny because our school is pushing abstinence on us and this is spot on.

  • Haha! Spot on!

  • Im 19 years old and Im still a virgin but it my choice though. I had so many chances to have sex but i chose not to. I rather wait til marriage to a person tat respects me for me.

  • uuuh good but the public doesn't need to know those things about you

  • if i wanted to post it then thats my motherfucking choice greenday yah freak. coming at me like that who the fuck are you?

  • You choose on path for yourself that is great.But their are other choices also

  • lol

  • Just more christians saying:

    Sex = hell

    Women are to spread their legs for their husbands whenever they say so, and never question them.

    And, Gays are dangerous.

    ect...

  • ok i dont have a problem with ppl who practice abstinice just dont rub it in my face and try to judge me because i choose not to practice it. as long as i protect myself and im emotionally ready its none of any one elses buisness

  • lol some teenagers can't control theirselves

  • so really...teens avoiod sex until their married?....thats good i guess...

  • Yes. it sounds good on paper, just like communism. BUT IT DOESNT WORK!!!

    I never faced any problems as a teen.

  • Love the vid. Would have loved it even more if Monica made that speech instead. So much of "abstinence" is placed upon young women than guys.

  • this is rediculous. 90% of children are more mature than these people. and they talk of abstinance? these people will obviously die as virgins. SCREW this. protection is the way to go

  • Why is it that most of the people that I meet who believe so strongly in abstinence, are people that I wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?

  • Actually I totally agree with you, I mean it has pretty much seen that this is the case; yeah, there are a lot of those people who I wouldn't want to fuck either, but everybody, no matter how ugly, is a human being too. I'm an attractive man but I believe in abstinence... would you rather fuck me or another attractive man who's had sex with 434614761278 women? hmm?

  • "... are people that I wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? "

    That certainly covers a lot of them. However, I've known some women that are simply drop-dead gorgeous that keep the aspirin squeezed tightly between their knees.

  • aspirin? ouch, that would burn like hell

  • "aspirin? ouch, that would burn like hell "

    It's an old joke. "Aspirin, the new birth control pill. Just keep one squeezed between your knees."

  • been listening to george carlin have we ?

  • Rest in Piece, you hilarious fuck

  • Yeah its mostly insecure folks that preach abstinence. Like when I was a teen and in sunday school, a big fat lady from BirthRight with an adopted daughter and no husband (never married in the first place) told us not to have sex. My theory was the same as yours. I asked her how many times her snatch had been rough-housed.

    Bad idea....

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  • NBA Champ chose Abstinence... club ac com.

    And you thought you had him fooled, lol.

  • what the fuck is this i would burn that fucking place to the ground abstinence is for fuck heads shut the fuck up and get laid

  • is this a real place? if it is it should be pumped full of zyklon B.

  • Check out the design on their T-shirts. Almost as good as the ROBIN HOOD CEREAL. It has 'arrows' in it. A great idea but the final product looks a lot like circumcised penis' and testicles. It has earned the name "dick and balls" cereal.

  • I HAVE ABSTINENCE NEEDS!

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