Parappa the Rapper: All Master's Rap (Bathroom Song)

[MzRuki]

yo totototototo CHA

[chompworks]

Yknow,

IN THE BATHROOM

[thedeadhalo]

What kind of dumbass sits in their squad car for days without taking a piss?

[TranceNigel]

Esse jogo é muito massa! tenho que voltar a jogar! XD

[WestSideVision]

HATATATATATATATATA!

[paragoomba64]

the 4 dislikes were from Chop Chop master onion, Instructor Mooselini, Prince fleaswallow, and Cheap Cheap

[humberdinks]

1:04-1:55 BEST.RAPPIN'.EVA MON

[Markduderino]

seriously one of the coolest beats ever. EVER!

[Nuatomsk]

did you check the TOILETS on the right? xD

[Mrprop5]

chicken= MC Light?

[humberdinks]

@Mrprop5 she does sound a little like MC Lyte don't she ?

[vedasisme]

This stage had the most hilarious game over screen.

[Electricb7]

I wish this had a instrumental 

[TwistedImpala]

Ironicly, I found it easier to do this song when you're about to piss your pants in real life. Literally, I got cool in the first part and kept it the whole way.

[Eric5150Rles]

4 people played and failed on this stage while waiting in line for the bathroom

[wilford67]

Proper goes Jungle at the end of each stanza, listen to the druums :L

[slumpgamer]

AUUGGHHH!!!! NEED TO GO REALLY BAD NOW !

[AngelicDark99]

this stage was way awesome facing every stage u had in this tough beat. everytime i faced the frog he kept dominating me to the point where hearing this song in awful mode really scares me.

[alisterfletcherluvr]

I was stuck on this one for so long, but thanks to that I know the whole song :)

[Dalxien]

Yes, Parrapa. Life is indeed the shits.

Very philosophical of you.

[DashRizer]

i cant stop listening to this song i really want to find an instrumental only of this!!!

[gaybathroomsex]

@DashRizer I could put that instrumental at FULL BLAST when I take a diarrhea dump!

[DashRizer]

@gaybathroomsex hahahah wait you can dude you deserve to be awarded some awesome trophy or something?

[gaybathroomsex]

@DashRizer Think about Larry Craig's reign of gay bathroom sex! He got arrested for lewd conduct in 2007. I becha he might strike again and await a moment to proposition me. When he does, I'm gonna invite him to my house to buttfuck other gay dudes when I put this song at FULL BLAST!!!

Sticking pipes up our buttholes is how we live life.

[lazyKong64]

pooping is life.

[MagicalKirbyGal]

When I was really little, my sister and I would rap this to see who memerized it to go first! XD

[sockglue]

onions poop?!

[Vextroid]

@sockglue Where do you think Shallots come from?

[Dracodylian]

@Vextroid CAN'T. UNSEE.

[brod2man]

Ribbit, ribbit I can't hold it Last toilet I had, I already sold it. In the rain or in the snow I've got the funky flow But, now I really gotta go. The toilet over there Will bring you luck So give, I've got no time to spare. Ah, me lose to you I'm outta here.

[BajuAchiba]

@brod2man

FLEASWALLOW FOR THE WIN

[Wolfdie]

"The toilet over there will bring you luck..."

Why doesn't he just go there himself?

Hell, they're animals, why don't they just go in the nature?

[ggcpres]

ribbit, ribbit, me can't hold it, last toilet that me had me already sold it!

best line in teh whole game

[88Hyo]

@ggcpres no...the best line is "aaaah!this is life!"

[HoundShock]

Awesome. I would like to know if the composer sampled this from other song...

[iwatch6535]

Have you ever wanted to go to the bathroom so much that you chopped the door open?

[FoxHero123]

@iwatch6535

Yes.

Twice.

[SeiferKai]

I need to go just as bad as you, what i had this morning i dont even wanna say to you LOL

[sorawarp9]

Ah...Ah me lose eh nuh ...THE FROG IS WIN

[ultraness1]

4 people couldnt get the funky flow so they could go

[KaminaDragon]

Click for the frog (which is the only part i like) 1:05

[HermesRockStar]

LET'S FUCKIN RAP FOR IT

[silent90]

nice instrumental

[Troy345]

uh-uh uh-uh, no way!!

[IceReverie]

Aaaaaahhhhhhhh . . . this is life!

[Gamewhiz321]

kick punch turn and chop th-*shits self*

[stopwatchrewind]

@Gamewhiz321 That made me cry, laughing! xD

[IchLiebeDichSwei]

Once all of his opponents realize that Parrappa just repeats everything they do, maybe they won't let him cut in line anymore.

[JohnSegway]

ATHATHATHATHATHATHATHAAAA

[vampirekurt]

god they need to make a new one =( i still own this game and im proud to say i play it still hahaha

[neonspec]

That chicken is talented as F***. She rhymed "You know" with "You know" and I didn't even notice!

[toplinefool444]

In the rain or snow, i got the funky flow, but now i really got to go!

EPIC XD

[TMF58]

These beats are actually pretty good

[ScarfaceXD]

PRINCE FLEASWALLOW IS THE BEST!!!!

[dmelj1988]

is there an instrumental of this I want it

[angelfox18crescent]

@dmelj1988

there is a rare music cd track of the Parappa games just hard to find

[lovieuru]

@angelfox18crescent

Oh man, found a copy of the first game's soundtrack at an anime convention ;)

[angelfox18crescent]

@lovieuru

Lucky you ^^

gotta find that CD

[Knightlord64]

Ribbit Ribbit I can't hold it last toliet I had with me I already sold it

EPIC

[zenny24]

hatatatatatatah!

[retroxkid89]

the chicken

"walk the walk even if u cant just talk the talk...BAWWKK!" lmao.

[retroxkid89]

the frog = dopeness. :]

[LOSTHOMEY1]

Uh huh, uh huh, no way, I've been sitting in my car, yes, now for days

[xXRazorfistXx]

- Kick punch turn and chop the door!

- Or I will fall to the floor!

Love that line.

[ScarfaceXD]

Ribbit ribbit i cant hold it...Kick punch turn and chop the door.....did you check the toilets on the left.

[CommonAsGrass]

That chicken rhymed "you know" with "you know."

[franka64]

I know, chicken fails. It's the onion and frog who bring a tear to my eye with the awesomeness.

Moose is...meh...

[Quarma]

For some reason, I find it more believable that she wanted to rhyme door and up.

[Xanaboy13]

@CommonAsGrass She's the poet lauriette 

[HelloNewYorkCity]

in the rain or in the snow, you got the funky flow...

[cubanpimp213]

prince fleaswallow was the best out of all of em

[cubanpimp213]

@cubanpimp213

hell yeah prince fleaswallow was the best

[youtub3r5651]

i need to go too za bbaa zzaa zzzuuuu lol that shit always cracked me up

[Cyan60]

I hear a police siren in the background.

What did chop chop master have this morning?

[mega1343]

i hated this lvl. it was so hard. i hated this and the kitchen lvl the most.

[jonesIsDope]

the door is broke

[DaftBoy06]

Wawe man it's super

Have you the MP3 please ^^ ?

I love this gammes ( it rocked my childhood =D )

[koopaklan94]

THE CHICKEN DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO

GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!!

She doesn't sound distressed. She didn't say she had to go in the time that Parrapa ran to her.

[GahlAkaron]

actually, she did have to go. She is constantly giving angry expressions

Although she doesn't even have to wait, the door is in front of her, and no one is in front of her.

I think after you face the chicken, you should face McKing Kong while he is in the bathroom... That would make sense then...

[991woot119]

If you kick punch turn and chop a door I would fall to the floor If I didnt I wouldve stayed up standing lol

[koopaklan94]

I like the lyrics to all the songs.

Moose.....I hate her...... what toilets on the right?!?!?!?

[imfernando2]

Uggh, I hate the kitchen, it goes uphill.

Master onion, Mooselini, Fleaswallow.

Than that damn bird comes in and she's just annoying...

[GanjaGas]

Kick Punch!

[Daandude1]

drugs

[fillossofher]

I remember rappin' bad on purpose just to hear the bass line hahaha.

the best song in the game.

[gaybathroomsex]

@fillossofher this is the funniest song in the game to my point of view!

[kidomaruking35]

he had onion juice

[CSM600]

lol - hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! DiS Iz LyfE!

[zeokenX]

You guys know the frog is Shaggy the reggae rapper?

[SheJanel]

Really?

I knew it!

[Mriceman7]

If theres no one in the bathroom....THEN WHY DIDN'T CHEEP CHEEP USE IT!!!!!!!!!!

[DeadCypher9]

One of many strange things about video games.

[Mriceman7]

Indeed...

[Atomflux]

seconded...

[BlankTH]

The ultimate question of time and space...

Srsly

[UltimateStarky]

They may all have come at the same time and they were fighting for it...I don't know I tried!

[Emoney101010]

cuz dey rappin 4 it she had 2 let da winner use it frist

[Emoney101010]

@feckadoodlethe2nd wow your really dumb. its just a game bro get laid first and then you can say something.

[Cuaupopocatl]

Yeah prince fleaswallow rules, the best raggamuffin!...i got the funky flow!..jajaja

[Zatoichiswordman]

i like the when Prince fleaswallow starts singing, its so sweet, comes on smooth.

[Gorillazrocks23]

I like how Prince fleaswallow and Cheep Cheep sing in this one. ^^

[timmytibble]

In the rain or in the snow, i got the funky flow!

nice

[38DODGE]

this song is addicting

[Zmw192]

this is dope..i want this beat hella bad

[joerod48]

lol parappa would be so famous if he had his own songs and albums lol he has the rappin voice for it too

[iloveneji15]

i know! they shoud have did that!!! i would've bought all of his albums..;)

[N0one1mp0rtant]

this is LIFE! i always laugh at that part

[v2dav619]

the croc part is the best one godamn so sick

[reinyray15]

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I sing this every time i take a piss in public

lmfao imma start doin this

[Ronan274]

"Kick Punch Turn and Chop the door."

Person in the toilet:What the!?

*Is kicked in face by Parappa*

Sorry-Couldn`t resist. xD

[KenDeep]

Even more funnier, at the end, there was nobody in the bathroom. So what the hell were they waiting for? XD

[TheSweetKnight]

I love the beat to this! its old school sound

[silverfang387]

i need to go just as bad as you,what i had this morning i dont even wanna say to you

[E1LEENPAD]

sounds kinda like Ren But I Love this game sooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kristanni20X6]

who does?

[N00byplayer333]

Ribet, ribet i can't hold It!

[nsmegan]

The toilet over there will bring you luck, so give up, I got no time to spare.

[UserNameTaken3]

I sing this every time i take a piss in public

[jMSmGebhardt]

I lol'd hard.

[angelfox18crescent]

@UserNameTaken3

*laughs* I think of this song when I need to find a loo in Leeds while out shopping (Christmas and busy summer season is murder ^^; when ya really gotta go ^^;; )

This song pure genius comedy platinum

all the songs are but this one is where it can relate to folks in daily life and embarrassing quirks

[smashbrovids]

@UserNameTaken3

agreed. but when i need to crap in my house...

[drdrefan4ever]

@UserNameTaken3 i always rap the chicken part!!! its so fuckin funny and i use the chicken voice too ;) Walk the walk even if u cant just talk the talk BOOGAAAB!!!^^ i got a call

[SilverMephelis1]

I just got this game like 3 days ago and I LOOVE IT!!!

[shadowhasacookie]

must...play...PaRappa!!! *busts out old skool PS1* the only way to play this old skool game lol

[eliasman09]

This has got to be the funniest song on the game

[plnman]

wats with the jamacan frog0.o

[bazzjedimaster]

isn't was a chameleon ?

[plnman]

srry my friend hacked me

[Sanosuke357]

well it says ribbit ribbit i can't hold it

[bazzjedimaster]

you are right man, sry my bad

[bluemage01]

wat ar u talking about ryo 0.o

[plnman]

lol how can u not like it?

[plnman]

best song eva