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  • I dont follow danz newz

  • Gassy: im swimming in pee pee water

    Dan: what

    Gassy: green yellow

    Dan: notch was

    Gassy: (rapidly changes subject) skyrim has dragons now

    lololololol

  • I just made an animation of this on my channel, check it out if you wan't to! :D

    /watch?v=Ep3vS1-VbyM

  • Lolz

  • Lola

  • Lola

  • I DON'T FOLLOW SKYRIM NEWZ!!! O_o

  • I follow skyrim newz

  • STORAGE HALL + (oYo) = Profit?

  • pepperoni nips?

  • Thats like joining tf2 and saying "They have hats in tf2 now, right?"

  • I DON'T FOLLOW DANZNEWZ NEWZ

  • STORAGE HALL

    +

    (oYo)

    = This Room

  • You can die of hunger. It depends on your difficulty. On easy, your hearts will drop until you have 5. On normal, its 1/2 a heart. On hard it kills you.

  • (o Y o)

  • Wow Dan, you do the Mr. Garrison from Southpark voice perfectly. O.O

  • Skyrim news, lol

  • @Fango925 Hey look I can reply to myself.

  • at 00.01 to to 1:21 i can watch as many times as i want and its still hella funny

  • 00:38, and so the era of "I don't follow *whatever* news" began !

  • I don't follow skyrim news!

  • The brain is a very complex organ and that was hilarious.

  • i was brought here by his t-shirt reference

  • @ElectronJak i dont follow t-shirt newz

  • I Follow Skyrim News .....Shame

  • (oYo)

  • 00:05 when it starts

  • Danz Sent Me

  • @xD4rkSl4y3r Danz didn't send you. You just CHOSE to come here. And this is his own video.

  • @legofan009 Lol nice job taking it seriously ;D

  • @xD4rkSl4y3r ...To his own vid? I'd think so...

  • @TheSharp0ne thats the joke troll face.jpeg

  • I DONT FOLLOW DANZNEWZ

  • Epic derp moment by Dan. I did in fact laugh, and I rarely do, even when legitimately entertained :D

  • The only newz I follow is DanzNewz

  • @ScorchedInHD nope half heart

  • I love that he doesn't realize until one full minute into the video after saying it like 4 times

  • COW: OH S#IT THEY FOUND ME!!!!

  • Almost 75k.

  • Wait, guys i'm confused, does skyrim have dragons now?

  • I wish that we could have seen their faces when this happened.

  • (oYo) <--Danz boobs

  • I kinda wish the Skyrim News thing went on longer without Danz realizing xD

  • i dont follow skyrim news.... xDDDDD

  • are you german

  • Dan's laugh made me laugh so hard when he realized what he was saying.

  • ...I dont follow sky-...i mean mine-...DAMMIT DANZ!!!!

  • i dont follow SOPA neeewws

  • best part.... minecraft has dragon........ remember i said DRAGON not dragons

  • lol thats like "Does Mario have mushrooms now?"

  • someone should make a "Skyrim NewsStep"

  • i don't follow DansNewz :D

  • @DoubleDoseofDeath Thats what I said XD

  • Danz sent ---- some cookies...

  • I don't follow Danz Newz......

  • i used to follow skyrim news then i OH WHAT UP TOTALLY NOT GOING TO SAY IT

  • i used to follow skyrim news then i took an arrow to the knee

    (I just stole your thunder, jacbros)

  • @coldfyre18 someone is going to die

  • hhahaahaaaahaaaahhaahhaahahaah­a i love you two.

  • what did you mean by "one of them"?

  • Dan is a meme now xD

  • THIS..........IS..........SO FRIGGIN FUNNY!!!

  • I don't follow DanzNewz.

  • I don't follow skyrim news!! xDD. Omg. xx

  • OMG that was amazing " I DONT FOLLOW SKYRIM NEWS"

  • im crying and im only 2 mins in....

  • no ur a leprechaun

  • wow

  • THE LONG THING HA HA

  • Sorry Dan, but... Seriously? lol

  • those boobs look like they have pancake nipples....

  • Awesome xD

  • I-Don't-Follow-Skyrim-News-Ste­p?

  • No I think Danz is right skyrim doesnt have dragons

  • SKYRIM'S GOT A HUGE DRAGON IN WHAT I THINK U KILL BUT IF U DONT U MUST LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

  • 0:59 the moment were dan realised he is semi-retarded

  • I re-played the first part of the video 10 times..... some of the funniest shit i have ever heard

  • wooooooooooooooooooow dan just wow

  • Oh my god Dan.

  • ohhhh myyyyy goooooooodddd YOU CAN'T DIE FROM HUNGER IT JUST TAKES HALF OF YOUR LIFE NOT ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @8BitComedy allright calm down

  • @8BitComedy stop raging,bitch,and fyi you CAN die from hunger. I'm just saying...

  • @InnerSilance no you cant you go down to 5 hearts

  • @Forbsy222 actually it takes off 5 hearts so technically you can but not if you were over 5 to start with

  • @8BitComedy If he's playing on easy or normal he won't die... If on hard he will

  • koots sent me here

  • REALLY?

  • Does Skyshrim have dragoons?

  • 1. split off the first minute

    2. get a million views

    3.???

    4. PROFIT

  • @Battlecop no one cares..

  • Dan, sorry, but I think this tops anything funny the other creatures have done. Props to your mind, good sir.

  • LOL dan.

  • I laughed when Dan figured out he was being stupid.

  • 00:26-00:32 lmfao

    

  • Wow Dan. Wow.

  • Omg going to look for a dragon right now!

  • THERE ARE DRAGONS IN SKYRIM?!? i've been too busy chacing all the foxes!

  • WTF SKYRIM HAS DRAGONS WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND

  • (oYo) = burger nips

  • box and a long thing

  • COOOOOOOOOOOOOWS!!!

  • ( oYo ) LOL

  • Wait... so, does Skyrim have dragons now?

  • @Mylifeofdragons i play skyrim but i didnt watch the skyrim news either!! are they updated now or not????

  • @Mylifeofdragons yeah, it took an arrow to the knee, and now it has it xD

  • @Mylifeofdragons You didn't know?

  • I laughed so hard when dan was talking about skyrim instead of minecraft XD

  • "i intentionally pulled that out"

    OH HO HO YOUR FUNNY

  • skyrim has dragons?

  • @chazadude66 retard lol

  • @chazadude66 Dummy

  • (@Y@)

  • (o Y o) Im watching you... or you're watching me...

  • YOU CANT DIE FROM HUNGER!!!

  • @DarkDragonAlpha actually you can :P if you are on normal or hard

  • @AkaAnimeClub on normal you have half a heart left but on hard yes you actually can die :D

  • ( o Y o )

  • The mysical COWLOS!

  • OMG! XD DanzNewz just asked "Are there dragons in skyrim?" LOL!

    LMFAO!

  • (oYo)

  • Hey Dan can You do some skyrim gameplay :)

  • @1littlefool if u go bye the frist min or so he thought he was playing skyrim

  • danz is so failat like 1 min mark

  • DDDDDDDAAWWWWWLOS?

  • I have to say on behaf of all the subs we were laughing throughout danz saying 'doesn't skyrim have dragons now?' Haha lol

  • COWS!!!!

  • I herd people like trying to get the top comment...

    shame

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  • @shane199817 You are just a pure disgrace...

  • @bubbabears77 what did he say?

  • @GarchompOwnsU First of all the way he wrote it did not make any sense... he was putting words in the wrong spot so it was a bit hard to read what he said. He tried to say one of the generic "no top comment, here is my chance (something stupidly not funny about dragons)" that is it.

  • @bubbabears77 i dident get what the FUCK u said

  • @BiGplayaZZ100 Well that is too bad for you, there might be something wrong with your comprehension skills. Either way I don't really care about what you think. I also think you should take it easy with your vulgar language.

  • @shane199817 your retarded..

  • @veyron12313 you're*

  • @veyron12313 No my good sir, "You're" retarded.

  • i love you

  • :D YAY more

  • i wonder how long it will take for them to realize that hunger doesnt kill them...

  • This inspired me to make my own mine in multiplayer with my friend in my server :D

  • kool

  • 5th

  • yay

  • 1st to like =D

  • @minibilal >:( you win :D

  • 1st

  • @Haydenr337 lol no.

  • yay!

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