Dane Cook-Super Bleeder

[TeamHitachiin]

this guy bled like a boss

[Wolfeon2]

Who can watch just 38 seconds of Dane Cook?Thats impossible,srsly.

[chrrycke04]

U LAUGH TWICE AT MUCH WHEN U HAD MANY DRINKS IN U LMAO!!

[instentvideo20]

this girl at my school wheres that shirt all the time,but someone can go shoot her,cuz she's an ass

[graceface7689]

If you press 3 it sounds like a horse LOL!

[Smelianna]

keep pressing 9 on the keep bord for ahahahaha ahahaha hahaha

[kryptox666]

i wear a superman shirt...

[DragonFlame625]

@kryptox666 DODGE THIS!! *BAM*

[HorseSpirit8]

0:33.. No..that laugh can't be..... America from Hetalia?...

[0MewSakura0]

@HorseSpirit8 omg i just noticed that XD

[HorseSpirit8]

@0MewSakura0 Scary, isn't it? 

[SabakuNoAmber121212]

@HorseSpirit8 Dude it sure sounds like it XD *replaying it over and over* 

[LexiLatias]

@HorseSpirit8 XD Your right that does sound like America!

[Foxface9]

0:08 it's Hurley from LOST!!!!

[iluvspongebob1234]

That's disturbing.

[CAMEh100]

that was kinda gay

[BarbiesToxic]

I'm going out to buy a shirt that says 'I'LL BLEED' now.

[marineboy8]

keep pressing 9

[camerdog1]

1 the guy kind of says hell

[msnat1304]

79 people are superbleeders

[id493337]

@msnat1304

Everybody is a super bleeder, well not the dead but they don't count.

[davidkics]

Press 9 for laugher weird dude!!!!!

[gioelduraco]

i guess not!! jajajaj dont ware the shirt supa bleedr!

[ninjafox314]

who watches 38 seconds worth of dane cook ? you always watch more than 1 minute if nothing else

[bassmaster2399]

@ninjafox314 stupid. dane cook will kick your @%$

[ninjafox314]

@bassmaster2399 u dumbass i like dane cook im sayin the video was short u dick

[Theouterspaceproject]

haha super bleeders = gingers :)

[coolio5077]

press 3 for murder

[Hammer1023]

press 7 for super bleeder

[WhatTheFudgePuppy]

love the guy in the background yelling mwuhahaha at the end >D

[Ladybug5791]

lmao "i guess not"

[koner7]

Rapidly press 6 for an awesome rap.

[ThePhilliprowe]

I love my superman shirt, but you can shoot me anyway

[beauhopkins1]

that was funny, but I'm a geek so I'm a little offended. But it was still funny.

[crazy1soccerchick]

haha I don't wanna wear my Superman shirt no more after watching this xD

[malteckfirewind]

keep pressing 9 to hear the guy laugh at 0:34 :D

[ShakeToTheJunt]

73 people hit the dislike button because they saw a comment like this<--------

[ElDominicano810]

y is this not working

[SuperUmbreon1]

73 people wore a superman shirt and got shot

[NeonTurtle74]

"i guess not"

ROFL

[BarcodeBass31]

71 people are hemophiliacs

[58spartan]

pause the video wait 4 it to load then keep hitting 9

[XboxFreak757]

71 pepole got shot in the chest

[therob1029]

funny

[tengo2k7]

70 persons are superbleeders

[burntfish44]

I guess not!!

[alfa826]

watch 0:32 so funny xD uhhahaha

[malteckfirewind]

keep tapping the 9 button to hear the guy laughing xD

[ILoveGonard]

@malteckfirewind when?

[skateordieman212]

0;12

[UltimateGirLover]

Lol but what if its an attractive person would that change it? xD

[cocody18]

lol 69 dislikes, Id leave it to dane to make a joke

[Icefire1357908642]

How come people hating on haters get the highest rated comments? o.O Can't we have a high rated one that has something to do with the VIDEOand not the STATS?

[UtubeDuDeDuh]

Lol

[bethylynn6]

no joke... i am wearing a super man shirt.. ryte now..ive worn it...all day..no shoot pleez!!!!!!

[ILoveGonard]

keeps replaying at 0:34!!!!! its so funny!!! theres some guy going "ahhuhaha" its so funny :3

[jvegaster]

@ILoveGonard Hilarious XD

[fifirehman123]

@ILoveGonard I didnt realize that until you pointed it out roflmao XD

[MrzAlternativeSoul]

@ILoveGonard omygoodness i just did that and i am crying laughing right now... i couldn't brethe for like 2 minutes laughing so hard!

[dragonunderlord]

@ILoveGonard just press 9

[ILoveGonard]

@dragonunderlord thank u that made it easier :3 (i still love that guys odd laughter) XD

[JustCallMeSkulls]

@ILoveGonard XD dude, it sounds like Mandark from Dexter's Lab.

[Ioganstone]

@ILoveGonard who cares you dick

[ILoveGonard]

@Ioganstone i pointed it out because in my opinion it was funny, and 191 people agree. Sorry but, do you really think i care what some stranger on the internet thinks of my comment on youtube of which i posted a year ago? So i suggest you shut your mouth and please move on with your life.

Have a nice life~ ilovegonard, (aka derpy)

[Ioganstone]

@ILoveGonard 1/10

:3!!!!!!!!!!

[blackanimechick16]

Who hates Dane Cook?!

omfg you people are haters!

[Sonic10121]

@blackanimechick16

"Can't make 500 trillion fans without making a few ungrateful idiots"

-Comedy Central CEO: November 15, 2008

[blackanimechick16]

@Sonic10121 Lol. You got that right.

[smokingfetish120]

He's SO not funny.

[MsPicklebean]

If I saw a guy with a flash shirt I would set him on fire yeah not so fast now are you

[ksmarsch95]

67 people are gay

[puccalovesjoeboe1]

i hate superman t shirts

[pinklet16]

Haha "I guess not"

[iloveanimax99]

nice one  super bleeder

[ProgsPotter]

TRUE.

[jegilv2]

HAHAHAHA XDDD HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHA XDD

[RandomLunatic01]

just awesome! xD

[MrsEdwardNigma]

Note to self: never again wear my Superman shirt.

[fanpire715]

remind me to NEVER wear a superman shirt

[mrdbznarutofan1]

64 people wrore superman shirts and had this happen to them

[fairyDBZmj]

that is so tru!! i hate superman!! he such a fag!!

batman and vegeta r my dudes! XD

[descobar101]

@fairyDBZmj yeahhh prince vegeta rocks

[WolfSaudi]

lOl

[thrashburn142]

nice vid dane cook fuckin rox

[SuperEzekial99]

i guess not.

lol XD

[hewfil1]

whopper whopper!!!!!! whopper no onions whopper!!!!!!!!!

[seanmiller1993]

lol nice

[frenchiebear101]

hahaha classic but my favorite is burger king hahahah soo fucking hilarious!!! LOVE dane cook!!

[DZZeidanXD]

haha SUPER BLEEDER haha I dont understand why people hate Dane Cook hes EPIC

[angeadl]

LOLZ ppl in my school wear super man shirts cuz its the shcool shirt there team shirt XD

[Zebulonartist13]

62 dumbasses missed the like button

[nikobelic25000]

@Zebulonartist13 make that 77

[152sith]

His style is bassically long story telling but its funny as hell

[alejandrohb1]

@superclinteastwood wow you rlly must suck if you don't think dane cook is funny, foolish child =P

[SuperClintEastwood]

@alejandrohb1 yea how dare i lol

[123467895ful]

SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!

[valdez598]

fucking awesome

[webkinzgirl9261]

well thats rude!

[Jonipoon9]

Guys, flamewars on the internet does not add inches to your dick. Stop being fuckheads and GTFO

[PrincesTomboy]

that'd be a super power people'd buy the comic of XP

[steph033090]

did is so wrong!!! hahahahaha

[SwedishGuerilla]

at 0:03 the RPG warhead looked like an Italian flag

[debberz09]

lmao did you hear the person at the end?? Everyones like hahahaha he was like a min late HAHAHAHAAA

[Sonic10121]

Here's an even better question: Why are you people replying to my comment so much?

[Sonic10121]

Makes you wonder what OBAMA's violent tendencies are.

[Sonic10121]

I wan to know this from all the DANE COOK haters: Why the bloody hell do you watch his videos if you hate him?

[cheesypoofs246]

@Sonic10121 true. i would also like to know why the fuck people watch his videos and then take their precious dane-bashing time to hate on him. he's just a comedian, not a terrorist

[ThePhantomThiefDarkM]

@Sonic10121 it's cause those people have no life and hate they can't be as funny as him so they hate

[bednarskimatthew]

HAHAHA

[mattgallegos97]

lololtid

[LightningAngel1]

Well, Haters, I FIND Dane Cook verrry funny!

[Pyroboy122]

@LightningAngel1 ikr hes hilarious!

[pivotmasterdx56]

i pissed my pants right there!

[destinyyyxx]

i guess not hahaha

[Sonic10121]

Dane Cook's jokes are comedy gold. Why the f**k do people hate him?

[ChibiPerson02]

people hate him?

[Ulquiorra868]

i dont know

[monk1149]

@Sonic10121 becasue they cant be as funny as him.

[MikaChikara]

@Sonic10121

Because People are reatrds and can't understand

[MadaraManabe]

@Sonic10121

There a bunch of douche bags and they don't know what funny is.

And they have nothing better to do.

[brittymcdummy67231]

@Sonic10121 I agree, f**k these people for hating him!!

[xXCOD6Xx]

@Sonic10121 They are just jealous! =P

[jwhite0398]

@Sonic10121 Simply because they can't be as funny as he is.

[clcincinnatiwolf78]

@Sonic10121 he made fun of me. i am an atheist.

[cheesburgerlolcats]

@clcincinnatiwolf78 he makes fun of every one dont take this personally but im also an atheist

[clcincinnatiwolf78]

@cheesburgerlolcats true, true

[stopplimertime]

@Sonic10121 HI, I'M DANE COOK, I YELL A LOT AND I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE

[ProgsPotter]

@stopplimertime No need for the caps, my friend. Don't like him, don't watch. Simple as that.

[Sonic10121]

@stopplimertime Thanks for showing all of us how much of an imbecile you really are.

[Inukumaru]

@Sonic10121 ladies......i hope you inted on taking this outside while WE decide if its worth making a scene over for laughter or bashing. goodbye now.

[DavidJosh999]

@stopplimertime HI IM STOPPLIMERTIME AND I HATE ON DANE COOK BECAUSE NOBODY THINKS IM FUNNY

[Habbloxian]

@stopplimertime HI I'M STOPPLIMERTIME AND I HATE DANE COOK BECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR.

[stopplimertime]

@Habbloxian lol u mad?

[IraTheAwesomeness]

@stopplimertime HI STOPLIMERTIME AND MY MOM FORGOT TO TAKE AWAY MY COMPUTER SINCE IM LIVING IN HER BASEMENT JACKING OFF TO OLD HOME MOVIES BACK WHEN I HAD MY HELMET AND RODE THE COOL BUS WITH FUNNY LOOKING PEOPLE LIKE ME!!!! (for the special people i offended i apologize regular people don't want to claim stoplimertime either.

[stopplimertime]

@IraTheAwesomeness Lol dumb nigger

[IraTheAwesomeness]

@stopplimertime LMMFAO low life cracker, see i can be a racist fuck too. i just cant be as retarded as you.

[Inukumaru]

@Sonic10121 dont get me wrong....im on YOUR side....but you'll get the whole comment chart deleted if you arent careful.

[xXxRyuuzaki]

@Sonic10121 cuz they're Jealous and they cant make a single funny joke like Dane

[moldiekite]

@Sonic10121 because they were someone elses jokes first

[jordun123]

I guess not ha ha

[ChocolatePoop2891]

Why are there videos of people hating Dane Cook? He's so funny.

[MODzillafalafel]

like what mate?

[SuperClintEastwood]

@ChocolatePoop2891 some people dont find him funny and let people know i guess. why praise him when no one else cares if you find it funny or care if you hate it?

[ChocolatePoop1301]

@SuperClintEastwood It's pathetic when self-centered people such as yourself say "no one cares" just because you don't care. Obviously people DO CARE and AGREE with me since I have 60 thumbs up. So fuck off, you narcissist.

[SuperClintEastwood]

@ChocolatePoop1301 umm i never said i didnt care and i actually find dane cook funny. also, dont over react dude, i wasnt talking about just you, i ment all people that comment on the videos saying hateful or nice things. if you think i just ment you, then your the narcissist.

[ChocolatePoop1301]

@SuperClintEastwood "why praise him when no one else cares if you find it funny or care if you hate it?" - Not only are you stupid, but you have a poor memory. If you did care and did find him funny, then you wouldn't send that comment to me. You don't even make any sense. You're a pile of multiple fails.

[SuperClintEastwood]

@ChocolatePoop1301 im not stupid when i said you i ment people in general. its hard to explain and you are a little bit sensitive buddy. i was just saying why people would bother to post mean shit in the comments, not insult you. you are an illiterate moron is all. plus, im not really insulted by a guy named chocolatepoop

[ChocolatePoop1301]

@SuperClintEastwood I love when people rely on my name as a crutch. Shows that they failed. As though anyone's name on YT proves anything. It's not hard to explain if you were a little smarter. It's so foolish and pathetic when someone badgers or berates a commenter by saying no one cares or why would you bother posting. HYPOCRITE- Look at you! Why would you bother? Why would you waste your time? Clearly people agree with me and not you. You are pwned on every single point.

[SuperClintEastwood]

@ChocolatePoop1301 when people see a name like chocolatepoop, they assume it is a child. i keep trying to tell you i was trying to explain why people say things on these videos and by saying "you" i was refering to a group of people. i keep saying i didnt intend to say something mean to you, yet you always come back and insult me. and who agrees with you? no one else is in this argument.

[ChocolatePoop1301]

@SuperClintEastwood The 61 people who gave me a thumbs up agree with. I 've already stated this. If I child can make the points I do and in the way I do, then holy shit they must be heading to MIT. You're not really good at intentions if you said those sort of comments to people you "agree" with. You're the only one saying "these things" to me here, which somehow you must realize since you stated "no one else is in this argument." You're very incoherent.

[SuperClintEastwood]

@ChocolatePoop1301 ok you know what? fuck it. you win i was trying to insult you. i mean when i replied to all the comments you made just trying to explain i didnt intend to insult you i was obviously waay out of line. fuck you you self centered twat. and why are you obsessed with you 61 thumbs up? if they gave a shit about you they would be sending me messages and trying to run me off this account. the only place you want 61 thumbs is in your ass

[ChocolatePoop1301]

@SuperClintEastwood You are a very weird person.

[ChocolatePoop1301]

@SuperClintEastwood I can imagine when you were in school turning in an English paper and the teacher must have been thinking, WTF is this shit - it doesn't make sense, the order is illogical, you contradict yourself... you know what fuck it, I'll give him a B.

[SuperClintEastwood]

@ChocolatePoop1301 how the fuck did i contradict myself? i kept to the same opinion the whole time. do you have any idea what that means? and order? where does order come into this? and this isnt illogical! i dont see what you cant understand when i try to tell you i wasnt trying to offend you. but i dont even care anymore so please just stop irritating me and get on with your God damn life!

[ChocolatePoop1301]

@SuperClintEastwood I'd really hate to have your brain. The world must be so confusing to you.

[SuperClintEastwood]

@ChocolatePoop1301 no you just dont know how to comprehend anything for your life. im sick of trying to explain myself to you and trying to apologize. go fuck yourself you annoying 12 year old twat. stop trying to prolong some stupid internet fight and get on with your life if you even have one. if you do have one, then you will accept my apologies and leave me alone.

[ChocolatePoop1301]

@SuperClintEastwood Your apologies, if that's what they were, are utter chaos. Uhhh, I guess I accept your apology?

[XxJoxJoxJordanxX]

@SuperClintEastwood that's an apology? 

[situlo]

@ChocolatePoop2891

wait there are videos of people hatin on dane cook??

[ChocolatePoop1301]

@situlo that's what is said!

[jonasgirl7882]

@ChocolatePoop2891 i know! Hes very funny!

[redbeansandrice223]

@ChocolatePoop2891 because theyd rather watch puppets (jeff dun-HAMMM)

[Th3Ma5t3r0wnzU]

@ChocolatePoop2891 cause people are jealous.

[thejr500play]

that one made me piss my pants

[TheDragonvorelover]

great video hilarious!!!!!!!

[omfgpainkillers]

@deagla suposed to mean ?

[essyization]

nice drawings!

[rachelzworld]

i heard the audio it was off like a few weeks ago

[shadowario96]

i heard the audio, idk how u guys didnt

[garapa]

well looks like all i had to do was recognise that it wasn't me on the stand up....

[ElChrisman99]

Hey audios back :D

Yeay ^_^