Ask Raptor Jesus

[TheBlade3428]

1:26

[metaldorksforever666]

Sexuallobster.

[deathbanana888]

What did I just watch?

[Oaglor]

Raptor Jesus = Best Voice Ever on Animation

[K0ragg]

the fuck?!

[SnipesMcFinley]

Someone needs to make a gif of the ending.

[ANIOLATORV]

ill make a bet that the primaraily American audience on youtube had no idea what the fuck was going on, just one of the bouses of being Australian

[XxleroyjenkinsxX100]

I have a friend online named raotor jesus

[DurzzToxin]

Press 8

Press 9, but immediately press 8.

Repeat.

PENIS.

c;

[duelpad88]

UUUUUUUHHHHHHH AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Taiabaia]

dat ending

[XMetalX2]

the fuck

[Peaserist]

I got a boner from Tony at the end.

I am really fucking wierd

[BananaAnna99]

Yas, Raptor Jesus.

[gso619]

Why was Fernando there?

[HarryD19]

Haha Kevin Rudd dressed as a woman

[PlanetProjeck]

CAPTAAAAAAIN PLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNET

[lolzfornoobs]

CAN ONE SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR AND EAT A BABY?

[berettastorm88]

Sieg oder tod!

[MMBNM]

LOLOL RAPTORJESUS

[Weeveers]

is chris voigt gay?

[GhastHunter9001]

i was about to fav this but then i saw 2:26 ...real sad guys...not funny either....

[berettastorm88]

@GhastHunter9001 there is no 2:26...

[wolfwoman2241]

this is still my favorite video. even after 3 years. although. when i was ten watching this, i felt kinda scarred by the end...

[FlargawolffHMP]

only those with he freshest most succulent livers will be saved. epic win. and don't forget the fact this it was said in an awesome raptor accent. ahh love.

[bearoyay]

Guys this ending was as good as it can get.

Yah know.

The baby was saved.

[YRUPLAYINGTHIS]

the ending was ... was ... WAS.... werid.

[skinnyjeens101]

Ending= wtf

[Ragkid]

WTF LOL

[ShockwaveLenro]

I'm certain that if you get eaten by Raptor Jesus, it's like an omega baptism and you automatically get into heaven.

[berettastorm88]

press 9 to skip to the best part :D

[LegoRandomness243]

.....WAT THE FU- *head explodes*

[kungfubellydancer]

None of this made sense, at least on a surface level (assuming there is some kind of bizarre deeper message here) but it made me laugh.

[onlyontuesdays99]

AUSTRALIAN POLITICAL JOKES

[NewVengeance]

WTF just happened???

[TheTrueChuster]

"Only those with freshest and most suculent livers will be saved"

[Lyhraify]

ummmm..... ok?

[anit0bieber0for0live]

vash12349 made raptor jesus ITSSSSSS AAAAA FAKKKKKKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[061323980]

@anit0bieber0for0live no one from youtube made it this.. it was produced by newgrounds...

[anit0bieber0for0live]

@061323980 nien vash made him i know it!

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 your joking right? you do know newgrounds doesn't make the animations... people submit there animations to newgrounds that same as people submit videos to youtube...

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 1. im not joking im trolling! 2. youtube doesnt make videos too but people talk like that cose they dont mean the platform they mean the people there!

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 1: you fail at trollin if that was your idea of it... 2: you said newgrounds produced it... meaning they had made it... 3: i never said youtube made videos.

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 if u cant understand the difference u maybe should ask ur parents about it... if u have some..... u seem missing alot poor child

[Wollmilchsau1337]

@061323980 trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrol

[061323980]

@Wollmilchsau1337 yeah.. fuck you too..

[Wollmilchsau1337]

@061323980 crawl back to your cave troll

[061323980]

@Wollmilchsau1337 ur arguments seem so effective .. im dieing *sarcasm*

[Wollmilchsau1337]

@061323980 thx glados, explain sarcasm to me

[061323980]

@Wollmilchsau1337 ofcourse... for science :Sarcasm is “a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter jibe or taunt.” Though irony is usually the immediate context, most authorities sharply distinguish sarcasm from irony; however, others argue that sarcasm may or often does involve irony or employs ambivalence. Sarcasm has been suggested as a possible bullying action in some circumstances.tell all ur friends.. oh u have none :( and you were adopted D: when did ur life go so wrong?...

[Wollmilchsau1337]

@061323980 soz bro, im not chell

but maybe we can put our differences behind us... for science... you monster

[061323980]

@Wollmilchsau1337 ofcourse we do ... for science... u freak...

[berettastorm88]

@061323980

please look up the definition of produce, here ill do it for you...

Produce, To MAKE or yield products or a product...

so, bottom line, your retarded

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 dialectics dude ... maybe u get it with that word.... i guess not

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 you know we have no difference in opinion right?

you just failed to see that produce means to make... thats all

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 u proved that u dont understand the word.. sad... looks like u failed at trolling

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 actually i do know, do you? and no i was never trolling. so ya you are down right ignorant, i mean really is that you plan of argument? someone makes a good argument and your first reaction is to call them a troll. fucking grow up.

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 to say that u have a different opinion is not an argument troll maybe u should try to talk with somone ur age its getting embarrassing for you....

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 y u mad bro?

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 ye cose i hate kids like u ^-^

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 i no but y u mad tho?

[061323980]

@061323980 i allready said yes or now repeating to annoy like a 6 year old kid?

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 that no tell me y u mad, so y u mad bro?

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 sigh.... poor kid u have so much to learn.....

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 learn what? is it y u mad?

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 am i the only one who gives u attention or why cant u shut up?

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 so u mad or no?

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 i give u more attention than ur parents in a year dnt i? i will keep on ansering something to make u happy....

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 so u is mad or no?

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 yes im mad but happy to help

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 y u mad

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 :)

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 :3

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 i love u man..

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 i knew we could settle our differences without violence! <3

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 ye..

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 <3

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 wanna marry?

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 fuck yes

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 *rawr*

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 *purrr*

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 if u can keep up this long in bed i really need ur phone number! :d

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 468-945-3676 <3

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 usa is so far away ... *sadface*

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 ill always be in you heart

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 cool story bro but i cant stick it into my heart sounds kinda painfull D:

[berettastorm88]

@061323980 Its not painful if you truly have hope

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 i lost all hope when i joined youtube...

[berettastorm88]

@061323980

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.” -Albert Einstein.

"hope is never lost unless you let it go." -Me

Life may be bleak but you shall never loss hope it is what makes use who we are.

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 hes from my country .. and the country allways lies to you!

[berettastorm88]

@061323980

German hm? i love Germany, i even took a couple years of the language in high school.

So was ist es, wie in Deutschland?

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 no offence but "so was ist es, wie in Deutschland" doesnt make much sense "so what is it, how in germany" u probably meant "hows it goin in germany" "wie läufts in deutschland" yeye i know im a grammar nazi.. i hope u still love me D:

[berettastorm88]

@061323980

i love you just as much, my german is very rusty. ;)

[061323980]

@berettastorm88 blut und ehre :I

[TheFoxSummoner]

OMG THE OLD MAN WITH WHITE HAIR LOOS LIKE MY SIENCE TEACHER MR>HOPPER HAHAHA!

[stich7771]

OMG i spit my coke all over my computer at 1:27

[MmmShroom]

I came

[MrSaturn8881]

I'm VERY confused

[pillowsinmypants]

that was fuckin hilarious XD

[GayBoyRunning]

Tony Abbott from the Coalition, Raptor Jesus is Julia Gillard from ALP, The melon i dont know who that is... Err & Captain Planet is The Australian Greens.

[IwaReject]

I love you Raptor Jesus.

[ktrocks1995]

MY MIND!!!!

[SexiiBen]

well that was... different



[MrAmaster102]

MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK!!!!

[Spyrogirl95]

All hail Raptor Jesus. (bows) And the end made me laugh. XD

[mizzlazy209]

ugh i watched it all the way and i regret watching the end

[mizzlazy209]

ughhhh i watched it all the way and i regret watching the end

[RavenSkyhhhhh]

Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Raptor Jesus...? Hmmm..

[IchigoHinasaki]

That child is going to heaven

[gso619]

my brain has been purmanently damaged

[G6xGaming]

i laughed my ass of at the end lol :) good video

[IMFAgent1]

...ಠ_ಠ

[IMFAgent1]

ಠ_ಠ

[C0braGr0upi3]

YES RAPTOR JESUS WIN :O

[garra667]

@Balto3Jenna Excuse me He did not *die* for our sins HE WENT EXTINCT!

[DaveAndAI0]

My dick just died.

[TheEchoMarine]

@DaveAndAI0 how about you...Unbreak it :P

[Slycooper2010]

If raptor jesus is coming at the end of the world ill take my chances in hell

[Balto3Jenna]

Raptor Jesus died for our skins :x

[Pheonix916]

YOUTUBE DECREES

I Thou shalt not mention Justin Bieber

II Thou shalt not comment on the dislike bar

III Thou shalt not explain how something is different in Soviet Russia

IV Thou shalt not ask if he died

V Thou shalt not include "Chuck Norris" in a sentence

VI Thou shalt not ask for thumbs up

VII Thou shalt not quote the video

*Disobeying the decrees will doom you to a YouTube afterlife filled with bad rap music and male enhancement advertisement

[DrTopHat]

@Pheonix916 Shut up, no-one cares.

[Mattoxz]

@Pheonix916 Justin Beiber is so gay.

103 people got eaten by Raptor Jesus.

In Soviet Russia, you eat Raptor Jesus.

Did he die?

Chuck Norris vs. Raptor Jesus=World Explodes.

Thumbs up if you agree that the Climate Change is crap.

"Answer the question, DAMNIT!"

[Pheonix916]

@Mattoxz lolol just had to do it didnt you

[WafflezDay]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[SaphiraHorse]

tony abbot's such a dick weed

[foreverdgam]

comment removed by your mom

[Sandman2646]

OMFG... A WATERMELON!

[jaxpower1]

why does tony abbott sound like a bogan?

[serespon]

@jaxpower1 Why? He was accurately depicting Abbot.

[Giggerbar]

It was great until the credits came on then i felt very...dirty *shudders*

[zaldude]

LOL!!! Dammit Tony Abbot! WHY DO YOU NEVER ANSWER THE QUESTION!!! D,X

[Riflemen526]

Raptor Jesus is fucking creepy! It scared the shit outa me

[wuzzupitsdanielle]

ALBINOBLACKSHEEP! What would you ask Raptor Jesus?Answer me or else!Dont underestimate me!

[xxRoxtheVioletxx]

i'm very disturbed.... and im laughin my butt off! lol!

[venomrules166]

O_o

[Flashbak327]

this is kinda funny...

[HeavyMetalLobotomy]

.....uh........

[themysteriouscrumpet]

YOUR SAVIOUR WILL EAT YOU, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

[JayDub4321]

i threw up at the end

[Homer6767]

@JayDub4321 I read this comment before I saw the end, and when I did see it I laughed and puke at the same time. I'm a multitasker! :D

[JayDub4321]

@Homer6767 XD I wish i could do stuff that awesome!!

[Jakob1029]

That baby didn't have good nuff nipples obviously

[GrantForGood]

Rohl copter! noooo!

[biffington]

WHY DO MY FEET HURT NOW

[tofeandrice5150]

What the fuck?

[Kingandhorse]

Raumph...MY BABY!

[aendes]

I liked the end the most

[Saurota]

Okay.... I think in contradiction to TubularBroccoli, I think my IQ has been lowered into the negatives. XD

[ilovetoparty1]

Raptor jesus really brought up a valid point there.

[Zoidberg227]

Oh my God what did I just watch.

[TheChickenFisters]

Well it was entertaining......... w/ out the pole dancing

[ShayminQueenReviews]

WTF IS WITH THE ENDING!? XDD

[sargeras99]

@ShayminQueenReviews  AWESOMENESS!!!

[th3vampan3z3l0rd]

totally mental. and therefore great!

[th3vampan3z3l0rd]

totally mental.

[MrWill830]

LOL when that guy does teh pole dance, it looks like he's foot is his penis. Isn't it ?

[RevertedxReality]

How many people watched the whole ending....

[Lionessa93]

They just wanted an excuse to show Tony Abbott spinning around on a pole in his budgie smugglers.

[RAWRxYAoi]

this is why im not christian

[ngdj999]

creepy.

[thatblargguy]

All hail raptor Jesus!!! ^_^

[Smartperson18]

What..?

[Meggie1707]

lol this is hilarious. Australian politics is fucked..

[zerosvc2]

This show deserves to be parodied.