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  • Now I have something to say to a bitch at school...

  • Oh! Lol XD that's some funny shit right there!

  • Can we have lyrics ? XDDDD

  • I hated tis simba woud neva eva say tos tings!!!!!!!

  • Simba sounds like Eminem

  • What does it mean when bolto said he fucked his girlfriend? ... I don't get it

  • jesuz simba no need to get physical

  • Hey simba I fucked your girlfriend XD Did you like get some guy to record his own voice on a mic?

  • Um... I'm only 7

  • Absolutely HILARIOUS!!

  • Simba, have you ever heard the saying rgink before you speak? XD

  • lol funny

  • I never knew simba had such a colorful language

  • LOL Simbas in a rage! xD

  • That's what yu get for sleeping wit simbas girl XD

  • LOL balto's face at the end xD

  • i passed out laghing and woke up 3 hours later

  • Funny as hell

  • this is over funny its hilarious

  • I mean this

  • If I get an F on my History test tomorrow, I'm saying thing to my teacher.. O.o lol I laughed so hard!!! X)

  • Nala: Simba

    Me: 0.0...

    Simba: I-I don't know what came over me

    Balto: -.-

    Me: 0.0...um ...no comment

  • you. dirty. stuck up. satistic. shit eating cock sucking butt fucking penis smelling crotch grabbing bone licking seman drinking dog raping nazi loving child touching cow humping perverted spineless heartless dickless testical choking urin gargaling jerk offing horse face toilet kissing subcentered fecis puking not spitting cramp gathering big nose monkey slapping bastard......

    ASSHOLE!!!

    xD i laughed so hard

  • HAHA LMFAO

  • What...Just happened? O.e

  • 0_0 I was laughing my butt off the ENTIRE time Simba was swearing and I LOVED Balto's reaction at the end! XD

  • Lol it's amazing XD

  • ummm O_O

  • is that the nostalgia critc

  • I must remember what Simba says~

    One day it will come in handy l:

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  • Wow!! I'm speechless!! I'd say that to someone i hate. i hate that bitch!! I's this Indian guy named Preet. I'd asked Simba to say all that stuff to him. And i would also want Simba to kill him!!

  • O.O

  • Ooooooo!!! Look at Simba!! No wonder he shouldn't have been king of Pride Rock!

  • im obsessed with clicking related videos that are funny and are like 30 seconds, SO GLAD I CAME ACROSS THIS HA HA!

  • i swear i have never heard so many undiscribable words in my whole freakin life XD

  • o.O

    

  • haha nala's reaction: Simba!

  • O_O That's a lot of names

  • The nostalgic critic really has a way with words xD

  • ...SIMBA!

    xD

  • 0.0 .................

  • ....... WTF O_O

    

  • TASTING, BEAR BLOWING, HEAD SWALLOWING, BITCH SNATCHING, HAND JOBBING, DOGGY CARESSING, MUCUS SPEWING, ANAL PLUGGING, HOLE GRABBING, UNCIRCUMSIZED, SEWER SIPPING, WHORE MONGERING, PISS SWIMMING, MIDGET MUNCHING, DOUCHE BAG, HOE BITING, CARNIVOURIS, MAIL ORDER, DIRTY ASSSSHOLLLEEE >:D

  • You... Dirty,stuck up, sasistic,, SHIT EATING, COCK SUCKING, BUTT FUCKING, PENIS SMELLING, COCK SUCKING, BALL LICKING, SEMIN DRINKING, DOG RAPING, NATSY LOVING, CHILD TOUCHING, COW HUMPING, BURGURMESS, FINDLESS, HEARTLESS, DICKLESS, TESTICLE CHOKING, URINE GARGLING, JERK-OFFING, HORSE FACED, SHIT FONDLING, TOILET KISSING, SELF CENTERED, FEESSY PUKING, DOUBLE SHOVING, SNOT SPITTING, CRAP GATHERING, BIG NOSED, MONKEY SLAPPING, BASTARD SCREWING, BEEF SHEDING, FART KNOCKING, SACK BUSTING, SPLOOGE

  • so balto fucked nala.... no wonder simba's mad

  • lol

  • Toilet kissing, hole grabbing xD

  • never

    get simba pissed

  • O_o

    Doesn't he need to BREATHE?!

  • wow tht surly pissed simba off

  • his pissed

  • Dirt...stuck up sadistic me: O_O I gotta show this to the rest of my friends........BAD KITTY

  • Holy shit.......Simba out-swore me even! o.e.......remind me not to get Simba pissed off....

  • oh simba, i wonder if your daughter will take after you :)

  • lol

    

  • Simba?!

    Grrrrrr

    Ahahahahaha xD

  • Simba?! XD

  • lol the end baltos like LE GASP

  • rawr cat fight!

  • well Balto hates Simba too!!!

  • My mouth just dropped lol hilarious!!!

  • MEEOW

  • lawl

    

  • he said beat shitting twice000000000000000

  • 0.o 

  • :O

  • Thats how I feel in Mario Kart Wii when I'm on the final lap and I'm about a foot away from winning and a flying purple shell hits me and while I'm recovering I'm watching all the other players beat me.

  • u know simba, it is rather unwise touse ones entire vocabulary in 1 sentence

  • lol guys he's obviously in his good mood

  • LYRICS.

  • Rofl xD

  • i wasnt saying lions arent cool,i was saying balto is better than simba

  • SCEW YOU SIMBA BALTO IS ONLY ONE THING...AWSOMER THAN YOU

  • no a wolf any ways lions are still cool to so shut up

  • He ain't mad, his happy! :D

  • splooge-tasting, bear-blowing, head-swallowing, bitch-snatching, head-jogging, donkey-caressing, mucus spewing, anal-plugging, ho-grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer-sipping, whore-mongering, piss-swimming, midget-munching, douche-bag, ho-biting, carnivorous, mail-order prostituting ASSHOLE!

  • You dirty, stuck up, satistic, shit-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking, penis-smelling, crotch-grabbing, ball-licking, semen-drinking, dog-raping, nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping, perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horseface, sheep-fondling, toilet-kissing, self-centered, feces-puking, dildo-shoving, snot-spitting, crap-gathering, big-nosed, monkey-slapping, bastard-screwing, bean-shitting, fart-knocking, sack-busting,

  • i think he's just a little bit ticked off don't you?

  • nvm found the nostalgia critic.

  • where did the original audio come from?

  • Woooooooooooooooooooooooow...

  • poor balto

  • If Simba were to write a check to Balto, that'd be sure as hell a novel of a check.

  • #^!#&%@$&@$&@#*&#$^&# lol

  • i never knew simba knew cuse words i mean really why would a disney charecter say such words but still what a funny vid

  • ROFLMAO!!!XD wtf balto ftw! ;)

  • What did Balto say again? I didn't much get it.

  • @Midara106 Balto said " hey simba i F*cked your girl friend " XD

  • @idoti9 lawl xD

  • this is hilarious XDDDDDDDDD

  • wow simba actully hate balto dang alot of swearing alot of hates

  • xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDD

  • was it wrong to dance a little to this?

  • Press 7 rapiditly and you will see this

    Simba: BY THE POWER OF MY LEG TWICHING AND HER HEAD MOVMENTS I BANISH YOU FROM THE PRIDE LANDS!!

    Me: Ok 0-0

  • i just love the media :D makes people belive that lions are good and that hyenas and wolfs are bad... i should bribe them one day to make a movie about how the sun is a piece of cheese... or how every thing in life is fair... or religion... or how dictatorship is good.

    (hint lions are assholes)

  • The Lion King will forever beat Balto!

  • Haha, I like it!, It's going to my favourites

  • I love the end! ASSHOLE! LOL number one classic swear :)

  • roflmao my bff and i couldnt stop laughing!!!!!!

  • like this comment if you shit yourself because it was sooooo funny

  • if u push nine he says all

  • haha nala,s reaction at the last part ! nala:Simba!! XD

  • How many cuss words did you use, like every one in the whole universe?!?!?!?!?

  • @MrSonic757 funny u don't even know how to spell what u r

  • Press 9 to hear simba say LOL

  • Simba: "swearing teh whole MUltiverse"

    Balto: *sips* Quite the Temper.Sir!

  • >_<

  • i'm a cyotie and i find this offensive

  • @MrSonic757 Its spelled Coyote not Cyotie...

  • That's what happens when you hang out with Timon and Pumbaa for too long..

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  • Simba Watch Your Pot Hole! :O

  • :O Simba! watch your mouth >:P

  • Press 4 rapidly for shit face :)

  • i wish i can say this to a boy at school who annoys the living crap outta me

  • u mad bro? o.O

  • I never knew Simba had such a colorful vocabulary

  • press 8 for piss

  • lol

  • what is that audio?

  • @Boltyfanfun Nostalgia Critic.

  • Heh. That, is.. Hilarious!! I can't stop watching it!! X3

  • Nostalgia Critic anyone?

  • Da fuck?

  • 0:02

  • 9 for RAGE!!!

  • @xXDinoman1997Xx sarabi wasn't in this

  • u mad bro?

  • @Uberdude15 Deal with it x'D

  • i like how he says the first few infront of his doughter XD

  • Why would you swear in front if youre kids

  • CRAP!i didnt read description until end of vid

  • Man i have a whole new respect for simba now. ♥U♥

  • @musicwolfeh lol that IS what he said.

  • well,now we know not to pp*** Simba off!!!!!

  • Balto is 50% wolf and that's cool! But Simba is 500 kg of angry pussy cat! XD

  • Simba hates Balto cuz he sweared and Balto hates Simba cuz he sweared at him too! LOL

  • press 9 repeatedly for simba's roar

  • 0:48 balto:wtf

  • I love how Nala and Sarabi just sit there looking.

  • he for got ....

    COCK BLOCKING !!1 xD

  • Ooooh! XD BUWAHAHA!

  • Holy crap... Only Chuck Norris could say that line twice without fail!

  • LMFAO!!!!!! XD

  • fart knocing, sack busting, spluge (?) tasting, bear blowing, head swallowing, bitch snatching, hair jobbing, doggy carresing, mucus spweing, anal plugging, hole grabbing, uncurcumsized, sewer sipping, whore mongering, piss swimming, midgit munching, douch bag, hole biting, carnivorous, male order, prostituting ASSHOLE!!!

  • You...dirty...stuck up...satistic...shit eating, cock sucking, butt fucking, penus smelling, crotch grabbing, ball licking, semon drinking, dog raping, nazi loving, child touching, cow humping, preverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testical choking, urine gargaling, jerk-offing, horse face, sheep fondeling, toilit kissing, self centered, flecies puking, zeldo (?) shoving, snot spitting, crap gathering, big nosed, monkey slapping, bastard screwing, bean shitting, to be continued

  • omg i cant stop loling

    

  • Part 2:

    'BOOBS TASTING?-BEAR BLOWING-HAND SWALLOWING-BITCH SNATCHING-HANDJOBBING-doggy correction '=D'- MUCUS SPEWING-ANAL PLUGGING-HOLE GRABBING-UNCIRCUMCISED-SWORD SIPPING-WHORE MONGERING-PISS SWIMMING MIDGET MUNGING-DOUCHEBAG-HOLE BUYING-CARNIVOROUS MALE POPPED THAT DIRTY ASSSHHOOLLLEEEE!!!!!

    Atleast that's what i heart..

  • You..Dirty.. Stalk-up.. Sadistic..SHIT EATING-COCK SUCKING-BUTT FUCKING -PENIS SMELLING-CROTCH GRABBING-BALL LICKING-SEMEN DRINKING -DOG RAPING-NOT TOO LOVING-CHILD TOUCHING-COW HOPPING-"Burritos?"-HEARTLESS-­MINDLESS-DICKLESS-TESTICAL CHOKING-URINE GARGLING-JERK OFFING-HORSEFACE-SHEEP FONDLING-TOILET KISSING-SUB CENTER-FECES PUKING-zablabzala-NUTS SPITTING-CRAP GATHERING-BIGNOSE-MONKEY SLAPPING-BASTARD'S GROIN-BEE SHITTING-FART KNOCKING-SAP BUSTING-

  • wtf.....lololololololololololo­lololollololololoolololollo

    

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (takes a deep breath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Simba rocks! Balto sucks!

  • WTF?

  • I DARE SOMEONE TO SEND ME ALL THE WORDS SIMBA SAYS IN THIS!!!

    XDDD

  • LMFAO ROFLMFAO LMFAO!

  • I was NOT expecting that...

  • If you press 2 repeatedly, you will hear Simba saying "Oink".

  • @Nick0is0sick omg! you're right! XD

  • @Nick0is0sick AHAHAHHA As if! So funny!

  • @Nick0is0sick i only heard you

  • Nostalgia critic FTW :D

  • @rachiefangs you're right..i dont know why i didnt hear that earlier

  • so looool and funny

  • Yup.

  • w...t...f...

  • What did you to Balto and now Simba is gonna swear to death

  • the weird thing is the guy in the audio actually DOES sound like simba. O.O

  • best 53 seconds of my life

  • Whatever bro.

  • u forgot its Hole biting carniverous male order ( incoherent) asshole

    and its UNCIRCUMSIZED not underzised

  • Read the bottom first ☻

  • Splodge tasting Bear blowing Head swallowing Bitch snatching Hand jobbing Doggy harassing Mucus spewing Anal plugging Hole grabbing undersized Sewage sipping Hoar mongering Piss swimming Midget munching Douchbag Hole bathing ASS HOLE!!!

  • Balto: Hey Simba I fucked you girl friend.

    Simba: YOU DIRTY Stuck up Sadistic Shit eating Cock sucking Butt Fucking Penis smelling Crotch grabbing Ball licking Semen drinking Dog raping Nazi loving Child Touching Cow humping Perverted Spineless Mindless Dickless Testical Choking Urine gargling Jerk offing Horse face Sheep Fondling Toilet Kissing Self centered Feces puking Down low Shoving Nut spitting Crap gathering Big nose Monkey slapping Bastard Screwing Bean shedding Fart knocking Sack bust

  • What....was....that? Btw i hate Simba now for hating Balto >:c