Pink Flamingos (Connie Marble)

[gabrielcorr]

SHE LOOKS LIKE LADY GAGA A CRAZY NINFOMANA

[kurvapicsa]

You're a cunt, a real fucking Cunt! How can you stand yourself? how Can you be so shitty to peolple?

[madrereus16]

PLEASE REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY OFFICE!

[WhackaWhacka]

Do others find Connie Marble irresistible?



[Seanctk10001]

What was it with this movie and eating shit?

[tigersfan3411]

"You're a cunt! A real fucking cunt!" LMAO!

[Newtwist75]

If there ever were to be (God Forbid) a remake of this movie Jane Lynch from Glee would be perfect for the Connie Marble.She can pull of bitch so well.

[KillerNanny]

You can eat SHIT! for all I care, Ms. Sandstone.

[brittanycouture18]

"I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone: MY kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into. Have a nice day." ONE OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES EVER!!!

[xibungo71]

@brittanycouture18 - I first saw this film when it first came out when I was a university student. My favorite scenes were this one (my favorite line), David Lochary's flasher scenes, and of course, the dancing asshole.

[fourofpentacles]

I love the way Connie has to check her notes because she has forgotten Sandy's first name. 'And to be honest we feel you are sort of a dullard', how I would love to use that line at a job interview.

[curlytoes79]

Love those Bal'mer accents. "My kind...and ass-hoaales."

[SUPERDOOPERTUBER]

I've been on enough job interviews this year and I think I'm gonna do like Sandy Sandstone and flip off every interviewer.

[garyifny]

@SUPERDOOPERTUBER LOL

[eclipset44]

I love it!

[garyifny]

LOL--I just realized that Connie Marble looks like a skinner version of the receptionist on "Ace of Cakes."

[DoctorChibi740]

Oh snap!

[danielerich]

Classic uber B$#@h, Baltimore style!

[thiswhore]

According to my best friend and old coworkers, apparently I'm the real life equivalent of Connie Marble, aside from adoption black market trades and whatnot...

[FormerTVAddict]

Too late! Too late! And NATURALLY you did everything I asked my dear, you would never have gotten to THIS plateau of the job placement test!

[lazord1991]

"Please remove your self from my office!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD

[sddweller]

One of my favorite scenes. I used to have this playing in my head when I used to interview applicants.

[evangar]

Most of the women I went to high school with sounded like Sandy Sandstone. Philadelphia and Baltimore accents are closely related. The Baltimore accent is much more pronounced and has more of a southern twang.

[flatlands]

Connie is my favorite character in Pink Flamingos followed by her husband Raymond. Their performances made Pink Flamingos:)

[jockboy69]

One of the greatest, trashiest interviews in cinematic history.

Mink Stole is such a C*** in this interview.  Miss Sandstone was right!

Love the cat-woman glasses and volcano-erupting red hair she has.

Brilliant, as only John Waters could do!

[chewbacca4me]

"Well, Miss Sandstone, Miss...uh...Sandy Sandstone, you just must have been wrong in your assumptions, weren't you? I mean, surely, you've heard the expression "...don't count your chickens..." well, APPLY IT!" I love Mink Stole! :-)

[NatSci]

Eat the bird, bitch!

[jaaaacques]

How come Connie mentions "Divine"? I thought his name in the movie was "Babs Johnson"? Straaaange...

[ubit397]

Actually, in the movie 'Babs Johnson' is an alias. Connie and Raymond mention Divine calling herself Babs Johnson as the plot is being set up in one of the earlier scenes.

[Skulldini]

@ubit397 I assumed it was the other way around,.. that maybe Babs Johnson was her private name ( that her friends and family called her at home ) and Divine was was just her public name ( that she used with the media and press and all,.. kind'a like a theatrical name or media persona, ya know ? ).

[ubit397]

@Skulldini I believe that once in the narration and once more in Connie's dialouge, that it is stated that Babs in an alias. If not for that, I would have assumed the same as you.

[garyifny]

@ubit397 Yeah, "Mr. Jay from Dreamland" explains that Divine is living under the alias of Babs Johnson at the beginning. In the deleted scenes on the DVD, Divine cackles about her other AKA's--"The Hog Princess" and "Glenn Milstead", which was Divine's name in real life!

[ubit397]

@garyifny Yep, and "Mr. Jay" was actually the voice of John Waters.

[BuddahUK]

Divine was living in secret and took on a pseudonym to avoid the police

[madrereus16]

@jaaaacques Babs Johnson is her cover name, cause she is wanted for the police for being the most filthy person alive, that's why Connie and Raymond are looking for her...

[jsinsj1999]

nice! I have a job interview tomorrow, what should i say?!

[BuddahUK]

"Two jealous perverts" LOL!

[tayjikistan]

what does "eat the bird" mean?

[jockboy69]

It means "fuck you".

[JoyGrenade]

"Well, Miss Sandstone, Miss...Sandy Sandstone..."

[robdcx]

Too late, too late!

[aoarecruiter]

Best scene ever Sandstone was burned.lol

[lukexkearney]

please remove yourself from my office!

[LickMyCuntMoFo]

If only I could get my hair to look like that

[irvingklaw57]

She bleached her hair out and washed it with red ink.

[goeatroadkill]

Greatest villain alive.

[collectedanimals]

i love that its john waters making the quirky narration in the beginning

connie: "my kind of people and yours.. ASSHOLES"

[serialhag76]

Eat the bird, bitch! Damn, it cut too soon.

[outlawwolf621]

Fuckin A I love Connie

[Tralalere]

I guess there's just two kinds of people Miss Sandstone: MY kind of people and ASSHOLES. It's obvious wich category you fit into. Have a nice day.

[algoyo]

Wise, if somewhat harsh, words from Ms Connie Marble.

[outlawwolf621]

I was thinking the same thing.They should put this on Broadway-it would be great!!!

[outlawwolf621]

I liked Connie-she had personality."There are 2 types of people in this world.My type of people and assholes"LMAO!!!!!I thought she kicked ass.First time I watched this movie I pissed myself so hard I had to change.

[outlawwolf621]

fuckin' A!!! I loved Connie,I have seen this movie 439 times and I think that this is the best part,next to the part where they sneak into Divine's and fuck with her furniture and tie up the guy. "Well,Miss Sandstone,Miss Sandy Sandstone-there are two types of people in this world,my type of people and assholes-I can guess you can see what group you fit in." LMAO I love her,what a hoot!!!!!

[jsinsj1999]

great, i have a job interview tomorrow

[Alprazolam]

located in the teaming metropolis of downtown baltimore...

[gnarlene]

Divine purports to be the filthiest person alive but gets some competition from Connie and Raymond Marble (I think that's their names) filth, depravity and the most disgusting sorts of mayhem ensue. Not for the faint of heart but if you have a taste for this sort of thing their really isn't anything better. Check out my music video. It's a little Divinish.

Cheers all

Gnarlene

[zombiemonster]

Assholism

[madrereus16]

have a nice day...

[robercaballero]

wtf?... I just heard about this movie and I've seen some clips of it.

But, I don´t really understand what it is about.

Could someone just give me a brief about this movie??..

[madrereus16]

just watch it, it´s nice...

[letsgetthisoverwith]

It's about filth, depravity and just about every strange and downright disgusting thing you can picture, a real classic, though not for everyone.

[herrrob14]

Miss Sandstone. Miss..uh...Sandy Sandstone....lol

[madrereus16]

u.u you can eat shit!

[johnnygorgeous]

my favourite line !

[jsinsj1999]

they had language like this back in the 60s? i love it!

[crescentfreshbret]

70's actually. This was '72. Still pretty vulgar for then, though. But the language was only the tip of the iceberg in this movie as far as vulgarity is concerned!

[steve355]

In the movie, Raymond Marble has his own special way of purse snatching !!

[MRORiverside]

I love the way mink stole says "asshole"!

[littlepipandcowbell]

The best scene in the whole film...

[meetthefeeble]

if only that asshole sandy sandstone had googled divine this kind of female trouble might have been averted! that mink stole is one crazy kook!

[madrereus16]

poor sandstone lol!!

[HelsinkiHellraiser44]

one ady is a terrible actress

movie was shot on 12,00 bucks

[daza2j96]

I can't quite remember, but the last thing Sandstone says is "Eat the bird, bitch" is that right? I LOVE that... dang, it's such a sick and fucked up movie. EXCELLENT.

[mag4711]

You're a real cunt, do you know that? A real fucking cunt!!

Best. Line. EVER.

[daza2j96]

Hey mag4711, that line applies especially to you, you fucking cunt.

Btw, would you happen to know anything about that Divine movie where they are in the church and it's just... you know... sick?

[SyberSid]

The acting in this film as always struck me as slightly wooden.

[DingleberriesQ]

Haha, the acting in this movie flat out sucked, but it was amusing at least.

[crescentfreshbret]

You got that right. But Mink Stole was, in my opinion, by far the best actor in it.

[GoblinGirl]

This has one of the greatest lines I've ever heard..."there are 2 kinds of people, my kind of people, and assholes"...

[tmutazz]

Right on! Do you know how many times I wish I could use that at work? HAHAHAHAH!

[madrereus16]

i had use it lots opf time, thats why im cocky Mink is my hero"

[timmchap35]

You can eat shit miss sandstone! Or eat anything you like or DO anything you like.

[DanaDenali]

Mink Stole was great in all the John Waters movies ... her characters were all very different — a business woman, a kid, a homemaker, etc — and she made them each a classic

5★ forever... RIP Divine x

[Gray99]

You can eat shit for all I care Miss Sandstone! I thought about that quote today, all day!

[ineeddrlove]

Eat the bird, Bitch!! LMAO

[jsinsj1999]

oh great, i have a job interview tomorrow hahaha

[realgoodfun10]

You can eat shit for all I care Miss Sandstone!

[Gray99]

I've always loved this scene!!!

[realgoodfun10]

I'd love to see Pink Flamingos on stage! Do you think John Travolta would eat shit?

[heremitsoldier]

It's like an english couse

[JSG1951]

You're sort of a dullard Miss Sandstone!!!

I even found about who this DEE VINE is you're talking about Miss Marble!!

[PantheraPoison]

**lol - You in an interview, the personnel manager asks have you if of ever heard from Divine and you say no - GET OUT OF HERE! This question should in every interview occur :-)

[migamilan]

Sandy is a skank who lacks Mrs. Marble's sophistication.

[MikeInYourMind]

PUHLEASE LEAVE MY OFFICE!

[aliassucks]

Ah god, I'm holding my sides from laughing so hard..!

[MinkStoler]

I WANT TO BE HER!!!!

[MikeInYourMind]

you're a real CUNT, you know that... a real fucking CUNT!

[cardiffpipes]

how can you be so SHITTY to people? how can you STAND yourself??

[mzzh]

Miss sandstone....miss sandy sandstone....

[bribriboy]

HILARIOUS!

[Princesaprincesa]

I love Divine and I love eat the shits.