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  • "oh..Tlye to reerax!"

  • I have that same dream at least once a year...

  • This is too funny!!!

    Arlene

  • VERY DISTURBING INDEED XP

  • The Price Is Right brought me here

  • Canadian humor is awsum

  • Ahahahahhahah !!!

  • Love this whole series: why haven't I seen Steve in movies?

  • every episode free on IMDB

  • I'm not sure if this could be considered scat or not...

  • bizarre!!!

  • This was my first YouTube video I've ever watched. xD

  • that was shit :P

  • Sheila hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • this is weird shit man!

  • Lol the human feces part with washington was a bit racist, but this guy is a damn genius.

    Why oh why did he have to stop

  • omg when he went in for the kiss i was like.."no...no...NOOOOOO" OHHH it was bad but effing hilarious lol....seacrest out ha ha

  • JESUS CHRIST ON TOAST!!! Would everybody stop making comments on how gross this is. Yes its a little lowbrow but you have to laugh at the absurdity of it all. AT LEAST ITS ORIGINAL!!!

  • hahaha bring out the colour of that corn niblet on your right cheek! kudos man.

  • the first two times i watched this i thought i had never seen it before and when he said my name was laughing so hard my face was being pushed into the floor

  • I love the way he calls sheila from the dock when his voice gets high at the end that cracks me up 7:43

  • Shit is funny..

  • GAHAHAH!

  • TLY TO LELEAX!

    ROFLMAO!!

  • hitler one is the best, lmfao the ending is so funny

  • "you know how i brown" OMG hilarious

  • sick, but funny shit

  • spectacular!

  • whats the mening of live?, what she said it was??

  • Shelia the turd said the meaning of life can be summed up in one word: "Prunes"

  • thank u

  • oh god thats disgusting..but funny

  • Genius Video. He Fornicated with Feces.

  • HILARIOUS!!! awesome love story!! great performance by steve (and sheila too). extremely well done.

  • hey i live in washington!

  • gross, but brilliant too !!

  • this made me feel so special to myself

  • "Your more then just a pretty face..."Lol...I can't help but be grossed out, by how realistic that turd looked. I change my mind, you should have your own show, something like "Strangers with Candy"...Wait, are you that guy who played the art teacher?? XD

  • This is the absolute definition of video-based perfection.

    Favorited.

    Five stars.

    Subscribed.

  • this video is HILARIOUS

  • I LOVE YOU TOOO!!!!!!!!!x10000000000

  • "where human shit runs the land- Washington" LOL priceless

  • discusting

  • oh god! steve you had sex with your shit?!?!

    what a messed up dreamm...

  • I'm sorry, this is disgusting shit!

  • Josh Groban Kissing Shit

  • Aaw man, dont fuckin kiss it!!

  • This is the most disguisting video i have ever seen. like seriously

  • ha ha! he woke up witha condom on the floor and shit round this face

  • Thank god only the sickos crave this kind of dementia. watch?v=MYKiBkJDQBQ

  • This is what happens when men wear pinks clothes.

    ... I just don't get it. xD

  • hahahahah ok thats right but its sooooo disgusting. all of them are shit hahahahaha

  • what......the......fuck...... hats all i can say

  • well, interesting shit.

    problem is I have to watch your other episodes now.

  • the first video suck your other ones are pretty funny tho but this is just *barf*

  • thats discusting

  • That video was crap.

  • This is just a testament to my belief that Canadians are a bit on the weird side - talking to feces is normal, but bringing them home isn't

  • this is weird

  • Man, you put a lot of effort into a really "crappy" video.

  • lol... discusting and awesome ..

  • lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lololololol.............lol...­ew..

  • I find this kind of funny, but dude... You've gotta get some help... Seriously. I know this isn't a real piece of shit (atleast i hope so) but still! That's sick!!!

  • *barfs* yuck gross gross

  • *barfs* GROSS! HE IS TALKING TO A PICE OF POO!

  • hello, are you from around here?

  • STOP KISSING POO

  • wtf I'm ur daddy

  • how about eating a fat mexican burrito after this video ah?

  • God this is sick. Stop kissing that shit!

  • Uh, just go watch 2 girls 1 cup, I think it'll be your kind of thing *gag*.

  • I almost puked!

    you should to to prison for making this

  • UGHHHH!!!

  • OOOO FUCK!!! IM SICK NOW!

  • ugh you kissed the shit

  • grossie

  • aww, steve.. you will find her again one day [probably the very next :D]

  • yuk~! I almost puked~!

  • Thats sick :D :D :D

  • YUCK !!! :-&

  • this would be better if it was an episode of south park.cartoon poop is funny, this is just creepy.goodluck.

  • oh.....my........gosh........

  • is tht a real poop 0.0

  • Jesus Christ dood was that really necessary?? oi!!

  • stupid

  • is it real....

  • I thought that was pretty damn funny. I signed up for an account just to post some encouraging words to Steve, the genius behind these short movies. Umpalumpas, you're a douchebag. Seriously, you're posting negative comments about a movie you browsed into. Who does that?

  • This isn't even funny...its completely revolting.

  • Ok. I can't even get past the first few seconds.

    Major ew.

  • lmao the hell that is sooooo dirty not even funny... well it is funny but whatever! lol :P

  • in a strange way genious

  • This is absolutely discusting! however, anyone who can convince me he's in love with a turd is great actor in my opinion.

  • hahaha it's like a cleaner version of 2girls1cup

  • Everyone of your videos are funny as heck.. Hope to see many more from you....

  • 7 honors for that.. i could have thought of a guy making out with a turd!

  • that is nasty but funny as shit :8

  • This piece of shit should be nominated for Oscar , for best supporting role. Beautiful

  • please tell me that was a melted baby ruth candy bar... XD it's funny but... SO FREAKING DISGUSTING!!! XD

  • This is one of the sickest things I have seen in along time. I LOVE IT!!!!!!! Keep up the good work.

  • Oh god, there was a condom next to the bed.

  • sick but ssooo funny!!!! lmao!

  • :Dloooooooooooooool i liked it it was funny n nasty

  • That was soooooo sick!!

  • *throws up*

  • is that real?!

  • Hahah, The ending was so sad :-(

  • OMG!Toilet Humor.That was sick!

  • thats sooo sweet

  • ok, what kind of sick person kisses a piece of shit in their dreams?

  • 07:30 WTF ! xD

  • ieeeee haha it's funny

  • im gona puke

  • Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

  • Okay "toilet humor" is SO not warning enough... we're not talking fart jokes...

  • crazy shit man, crazy shit... xD

  • the last 4 min. are superb!

  • Shit!

  • ugh even after watching 2 girl 1 cup i still find this gross....

    i just hear the audio with closed eye...

  • If that was a real video of real human waste, then you are sick. But I could tell it was fake. It was really made of talcum powder and raisins.

    Right?

  • PRUNES! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!

  • "I LAV YAAAW!!!! AAhAHAHAAAAAAAA!" lmfao

  • Heyy I know where that beach is... I've been over there so many times ^^

  • EWW NO GOD NO!!!

  • I don't think my dreams are even half as long.

  • Oh my god. WTF! Kind sick, and NOWHERE near as good as your other episodes, completely different league. You should delete this one and not drag your name down the toilet HAHA!

  • What the fuck man?

  • that was stupid and retarded and pretty nasty but ive seen 2 girls one cup so its nuthin but u should be ashamed of putting this shit on youtube it was almost as bad as youtube poops but i gotta admit good production

  • Shit!

  • thats pretty werid

    ps check out my video please i would love your feed back

  • if you read this befor u watch well just dont watch it

  • 1:08 eugh

  • that's so not real turd lol

  • People = shit

  • uhhg. gross.

  • at 0:07 you show a picture of the ROM museum

  • That was wierd-ass, even by fked up dream standards.

  • OMG That's disgusting.

  • wow... I almost 4got that was jus a dream!!!

  • just great!

  • 7:21, aww bye bye Turdy

  • not as good as the others... but u r steal a genious

    fer

  • sooo gross

  • god he made out with his shit

  • Oh, good, a sane human being! After watching this, I was starting to lose faith in humanity. But you caused me to see the WHOLE world isn't quite so far gone yet. lol.

  • Ew.

  • wow, I thought Sheila moved out of the filmbuisness after the big success of "2 Girls 1 Cup"... happy to see her back on screen ;)

  • your shit is pretty stiff.. what do you eat?

  • lol

  • THATS DISCUSTING!!!!!!

  • i didnt like this one

  • OH CRAP! LOL!

  • Seriously, I havent eaten breakfast yet.....blahhh!!!!

  • WTH XD

  • oh my god i was eating chocolate while watching this*vomits* uhh... my tum,my hurts but still good video *vomits*

  • haha me too

    Oh god ill never be able to eat chocolate again!

  • You're a Genius Steve!!! I'm addicted!

  • lmfao.. this video made me cry.. awesome video.

  • I agree dreams are just weird.

  • Steve, that was possibly the shittiest video since 2 girls 1 cup, and I mean that literally. This was actually a really good concept, weird, but good. After all, the core subconcious in the REM dream state never really gets an acurate or in-depth portrayal in entertainement or any media available. It would take some of the best computer graphics, animators, directors, special effects experts, and acting skills the like of which no being on Earth can produce to acurally portray a dream.

  • Gee didnt like 2 girls 1 cup try 2 girls 1 finger.... yea I think I would rather watch steve... :)

  • steve, do u realize that ur "attracted" to a piece of poo!?

  • Amusement much.

  • man i'm eating ramen noodles...

  • LOL

  • Oh god.. im tramautized for life 0_0

  • I don't know what to say to this

  • Dreams are about supressed thoughts

  • very funny!! =D

  • Ouch. A washington jab. I liked the hi-def horses.

  • Is that a real piece of poo? o.O

  • This is very funny! Good job!

  • Ew. this is hard to watch, im going to stop watching this. D: