How to Deliver a Baby in a Car How to Deliver a Baby

[caycay4722]

why was this on my recommended vids

[theonefreeman88]

How the fuck did i get from Miami Vice theme here?

[MarokkaanseGymnasium]

If u really wanna see a vagina, go watch porn.

[MrAmaliebaun]

How did i end up here????

[KeenMasteers]

que bucetão grande da buneca , akkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[jipmip2332]

FUCK! I thought I was gonna see a real vagina

[666jok3r]

how the hell did i get here from xbox 360 custom made controllers??... oh well, least i learned something today!! :D

[TheDudeStinson]

thats one big vagina

[JonGamadia]

thumbs up if u came from a penis.

[Thore717]

Rup your baby! 

[Mehmamehma]

If the baby doesn't cry in 30 seconds, you could: A) Beat it with a stick B) give it two puffs of air and give it to the mother. or C) Beat it with a stick, give it two puffs of air and put it back where it came from.

[katieOO7]

WHERES THE CARSEAT? JEEEZ. xD

[Alexthewarrior1]

how the fuck i got here ....

[DjTsakalos]

How the fuck i ended here....? pfffff..

[187BURNZY]

were am i?

[spacetourist2007]

good lord, how did i you tubed here? where is my ferrari?

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[TORCK233]

why does it have to bee like that why dont we just get out of cabbage ?

[cretnobite]

that is one ugly baby 0_0

[MegaDuane2010]

i doing hate sex after watch this

[mo0odyalhan]

@MegaDuane2010 hahahahahaha

[RANDILAKOVSKA]

her baby is blind

[TheGagacute]

she dummy

[p4rtT1me0tAku]

thumbs up if you came for the vagina:D

[WuLOOLOO99]

i can do so many things with that doll

[w0nKy000]

if i'd breathe on tha baby like that, it would die...my breath is bad

[pawynnosy]

Really?



[SwitchRich]

That's one huge vagina. The phrase 'Hotdog in a Hallway' comes to mind.

[1urbanstyle]

Rub your baby? thats just...perverted...lol

[elienegata1]

VAMOS TER QUE JOGAR NO GOOGLE E TRADUZIR NÉ RS

[drvenkman1981]

lol I love some of these comments. :P I was watching a Bill Cosby rerun and then this pops up, but then his charactor on his sitcom delivered babies.

[sonnyhaaa]

eu não entendo voces em parte alguma!!!!!!!

[NicArgent9]

So, basically just catch, cover, and then give it to the Mama. That's a lot easier than what the Mama has to do.

[johnthericher]

what's that?

[51va1309]

bullshit ! first step after deliver the baby should wipe the mouth of the baby!

[HeritageNOVA]

@51va1309 Wrong! the mouth does not matter that much, as babies can only breathe through their nose. breathing through the mouth is a learned response and generally takes several months to learn.

[777weety]

the driver of the taxi look like drug dealer

[whoareu556]

thx, i need to know this

[LorieBerry]

ohhhhhhh hey!... How about in the airplane?

[3nogh]

waaw

[Vehementi]

What happens if the baby has tentacles and a proboscis?

[maj2222ed]

اه يازبيبي

[Myevilstyle]

AWESOME!!!!!

[SatAMJunkie]

!? From Cats playing Ipad games to this?

[beautifullandbeyondd]

I thought you smack the babies on the ass when they come out to make them cry ? o.o

[withyou4ever0]

woOW ...Vagina could be a huge thing

...if U agree go inside

...i mean give me like

[0KUNENYI]

que estupidez



[sooper2dooper3]

what if it's dead and blue in the face...or something like that...is it best to chuck it out the window and wind the window up to cut the umbilical cord?

[demiskap]

It's horrible but at the same time is cute :)

[abdullazeidan]

i bet the taxi cab guy helped push the baby ouut of sa fagaina!

[tk9780]

The difficult part about delivering a baby is you spend most of time trying not drop them, as they're come out so damn slippery.

[neongrey1]

that is a big fucking vagina!

[Watergirl136]

im 11 and now i know! im more useful! horray! lol

[klaine81]

how the hell did i and up here!

[MrHulkbd]

Holy MAN!

[MrQwertyh]

This is how to deliver a baby. You scream like a bitch and do nothing

[wpgparamedic89]

delivering a baby is super easy.

[richardaburt]

Now id love to see someone do that in new york or chicago!!!

[maryjeanwatts]

I never seen a vagina dat big damn thats hudge!!!!lol

[Jesemmy]

She was not pullin that baby out gently........

[Blysondwarfs]

I know someone who was born in a car

[UCLosbirro]

where i can buy this , i wanna fuck a pregnant woman! ? !

[strongid]

Isn't that illegal, kissing baby ??

[lemonademouthkoolio]

Its called "being dilated" not having a huge vag.

[satsumamoon]

Perfect apart from the head pulling! Really, do mothers bodies not know how to push them out?

[Nightninja64]

That's one huge motherfuckin pussy

[cHUCHo458]

That is the mouth of Bart Simpson sideways!

[Gorkunator]

I doubt she uses that thing for practicing child birth

[Brittnuhh]

I'm on that weird part of youtube again.

[Bucklesluva]

@Brittnuhh how did i even get here?? haha

[LittleMrJacob]

@Brittnuhh me to 

[kolle147]

@Brittnuhh this video is not weird enough :)

[haloharry]

@Brittnuhh Overused comment much?

[Brittnuhh]

@haloharry Redundant comment about an overused comment much?

[haloharry]

@Brittnuhh Much indeed Mr Brittnuhh

[Brittnuhh]

@haloharry Ms*

[FreaksOnTheRun]

@Brittnuhh I am always looking for that comment when I get on the weird part.

[Brittnuhh]

@FreaksOnTheRun I'm glad I didn't let you down.

[sammyandcharliee]

thats a big vagina...

[MrRollingrock]

this is one thing I never thought "Expertvillage" would teach us

[Tung2409]

Ugly

[Tung2409]

You are Gay Fat Bich

[MegganAngela]

-.- that is not an accurate sized hole the baby is coming out of..

[diazv17]

Thats a big baby!

[diazv17]

How the hell did i get here? i was watching weird gummibear perfomance and now im in this, WTF?

[MVC22V]

If the baby is not crying it means its dead =)))

[MeAmie94]

Oh no, not these people again.

[dr3zo]

this is a first kiss for the baby 1:15

[NutCrack3r1]

oh ... at first i thougt this video is going to be a joke ...

[TheSmexySalad101]

We HAVE to send this to raywilliamjohnson!!!!

[ugotaids100]

That's a big ass fucking baby

[TIPXSPREADER6960]

What, worlds worst fight scene to how to fucking deliver a baby this is fucked up -_-

[MetalReigns2]

When she said she delivered hundreds of babies I thought "Wait... What?"

[890koko]

What do you do, will the cord then?

[aseasonofdeath]

What if the baby is coming out of her butt?

[Madouh5]

WOAAAH!! i just did it and killed my baby ;( jk lol

[ArcadeStroke]

wow....that manikin is such a slut.....ew

[gabbz311]

im 12 and im so lost as to how i got here...

[THCShocka]

Fuck , how did I get here from Shane Dawson ? Its funny how this isnt to confusing ... And I just realized I'm not the only one. For sd on here xD

[SakuraHaruno1433]

OMG I'm in that part of youtube again

[ITheInfinito]

that s a Huge vagina!!!!!!!btw discusting

[iheartkateclapp]

I ended up here from Shane Dawson's video.I didn't surprise lol

[irborneranger89]

Thank you a lot for the information. Now I am going to go to New York city and look for pregnant women in cabs. You changed my life with this video. Tears are dripping as I type this. Sniff Sniff.

[Tpoleful]

I was watching a show from machinima, how did I end up here?

[cookiegp1]

WTF what is this. Why am I here

[819Mini]

HOW DID I GET HERE?

[evanescence9314]

how did I get here from watching death metal music?

[RandomStupidStuff99]

I was watching a video of a guy who kicks a football into a skip and I got here?

[MrMarkuss73]

I was listening native music, how did I end up in here?

[chillieluvr45]

uh oh, i think i'm on the road to the weird part of youtube again...

[RoBtheAuthentic]

How did i get here from watching Hey Arnold?

[RapidBeastFire]

Wtf!

[HobbsO]

Just watch MIB

[fabiodovalle]

Wow, it is really easy. I'm going to try later!

[syx2003]

@fabiodovalle hahahaha :) good luck ;)

[Manderzrox123]

@fabiodovalle ha ha

[stevecook187]

@fabiodovalle

LOL :D

[durtyclown]

@fabiodovalle wat u have always pregnant wife with you...:S

[BeorgeGuzas]

the ad before this video has a script that removed my pointer and every time I clicked, I clicked 5 times it opened up an ad window. your welcome you got 5 extra clicks....you pirates.

[TigerYoshiki]

The TOWEL is the MOST IMPORTANT equipment ever! It's more important than the moon landing or the baby itself!

[alonelink]

những đứa tre dduocj sinh ra tuef cửa mình của người mẹ

[LowB0Binc]

looks easy.

for me ;) (iam a man)

[gaurang705]

hi



[TheNakedjogger]

I wish I had a doll like that:(

[Instucablanator]

fuck you better give that driver one hell of a tip

[bakagalX3]

I came from watching vocaloid, to breastfeeding, to banned commercials, to sex and then this!? (I was sorta on the awkward part of YouTube anyway but still!?

[ZehBadMigraine]

Thats a big baby O_O

[melanielautner1]

Favorite

[bluekade5050]

I was on blackops gameplay to this

[krismh2004]

Omg I have a kid but damn, this is just wrong lol

[darkdude487]

umm how the fuck did i get here i was watching how to play something on guitar and now im here where're fucking babies -.-

[Epicjowzzyy]

i know im not the only person who said "what the fuck?" when the video was over

[supersaiyan789]

burgars are dangerous.how the fuck did they lead me here?!!!

[comen83]

Oh - the famous Youtube quest has brought me here. And what should I say? Good to know!!!

[SultenZone]

I came from family guy, to pokemon, to condom commericals, to beer commercials, to the simpsons, to HERE! I am DONE with my youtube journey. I'M GOING HOME!

[Iameverything]

You take baby out of bloody, beat up vagina. Baby is whole covered in God knows what and You are touching it with your mouth. What a delightful event.

[TheBFMVOWNS]

@Iameverything the thing that covers the baby is the left over food that was eaten by the woman which is turned into liquid and was teleported to the bag inside the womans (Inside vagina) to become food to the child in the woman.

[jokerano1]

o thank you god that i'm not a woman

[Longboardkuken]

how the hell did this vid come up when i was watching baby rats grooming them self... O.o

[mycrazycatXD]

I wouldnt want to give birth in the car i need the pain killers!!!!!

[rudylove418]

That driver already got his tip!!! ;D

[uttoxeter1001]

Lol

[shay1550]

Oh ho hoo tha things that happen in tha back seat of a taxi!! X)

[Starr5495]

i started watching yorkies being born :/ i should of seen this comming

[ScLeprae]

You all need to see the sequel, "How to deliver a baby in zero-gravity"

[legato223]

Watching video about Russian rocket launcher ....And this is recommended...

[Ohsocute1516]

How YouTube. How do lead me to these places!!!

[djparnate]

WHAT IF I DECIDE TO EAT THE BABY?!

[thecoolchic222]

Giant vagina!!!

[ThaSarahSings]

The taxi driver will get pissed with the blood everywher

[xxxangel086xxx]

@tloweredroses yeah you better learn english she said:

покройте ребенка рубашкой

когда младениц возглавляют, шоу позволяют этому поворачиваться к одной стороне

тогда медленно вынимайте ребенка и но это на мамин груди

если это не кричит, тогда качают немного воздуха в ребенка

и не касайтесь пупка

sorry i think that didnt really make sense LOL well you get the point right?

eto 4oto nevi6lo kak nado ja google perevochik ispolzovala potomu6to ja neznaju kak pisat po ruski ja zabila sorry

[emilyminaj]

How did i get here lol

[TheJokerK2]

ummm WTF I was watching origami and now i am here lol

[Lakiseme11]

damn!! that pussy aint good for nothing else!!!

[Tiowie]

Don't forget to tip the driver disgusting!. 

[Gavinfzdc]

KFC can deliver this -.-

[tloweredroses]

бяяя.....надо учить английский,нифига не понятно((

[ThePantherVision]

0:38

That explains China's growth rate.

[Stringierclown1]

two thing I want to point out: that's a huge newborn baby and you better tip the fuckin driver for delivering a baby in his cab about $20,000 to buy a new cab because of the baby stains. ( placenta and/or blood )

[pdominek]

Question:

Let's assume the baby doesn't cry and you want to ventilate. Isn't it normally covered with body fluids (blood or placental)? And what's the risk of infecting yourselv in case of any mucosal damage you may have, while mother is hepatitis positive?

... I've just watched 'contagion'..

[LittleRavenChan]

On the weird side of youtube..again.

[TunesLyricsxx]

time to delete my history, AGAIN!

[sandrinilie]

why i`m here :-? i will never know :D

[Cocacolafan11]

where is the real pussy?

[ilovetocmmt]

WHY DID I WATCH THIS? LMAO

[GiromCalica]

My Little Pony led me here... For real.

[twitterpated37]

@G3RTSW33TS when there first born if there not crying that means there not breathing

[CoD5number1fan]

In other words do absolutely nothing!

[G3RTSW33TS]

why should the baby cry cant he or she be happy for once -_-

[ChristianoCult]

That was cool but you make it look so easy!

[armyranged1]

Oh now i know where the baby get out i was so confuced

[Ac3ssD3N13d]

What the fuck am I doing watching this. WHO THE FUCK WATCHES THIS?! 7.8 million views. Sonofabitch.