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  • AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! oh the number of times i've heard sydney bitches talking exactly like this on their phones on a night out in kings cross when they'd find drama to ruin their night...Chris Lilley is BRILLIANT!!

  • just, oh wow, can't breath!!!

  • lol best parts

    Im gonna fuck up my education , then end up sucking cock in some alleyway

    No im not fucking getting the train home you bitch

    Stop fucking talking shit and get in the car

    cause your a bitch , your a selfish bitch

  • (innocent voice) mummy please, come on I'll be really nice to you if you come and get me... yeah we can like hangout and stuff, I wont call you a bitch, no it will be really cool we can go shopping and stuff.. oh come on mum, ja'mie wants you to come and pick her up, just get in the car.. come on, come on mum, mummy please you know you wanna help me out .... NO IM NOT FUCKIN GETTIN THE TRAIN HOME YOU FUCKIN BITCH! THE TRAINS STATIONS ROUND HER ARE LIKE FUCKED UP IM GONNA GET RAPED OR SOMETHIN!

  • i don't want to admit it but once, for a year my friends ignored me and i didn't know why and i just got so stressed and begged my mom to let me change schools, cuz i would have rather had no friends instead of friends that ignore me. She didn't let me and everything is okay now, that one year alone sucked balls tho, hate admitting that i was almost like ja'mie lol

  • How old do you have to be to get a license in australia? ja'mie would defo be driving her own bmw if she had one instead of being driven by her "bitchy" mom;)

  • Terrible show. Terrible Humour. Terrible acting

  • @poirier1441 You're joking, right? I'm not usually the kind of person who replies to stuff. But you have GOT to be joking.

  • it's fucked. It doesn't work. Buy me a new one.

  • ''Get your fucking boney ass in the BMW now and get on the fucking freeway and pick me up!" XD

  • @fishyfingers1994 the director chris lilley is all 3 characters including ja'mie

  • I am not fucking gettig the train home you bitch !!! loooooool

  • Oh come on mum, Ja'mie wants you to pick her up, get in the car, c'mon.. c'mon mum, mummy please, you know you wanna help me out.......NO I'M NOT FUCKING GETTING THE TRAIN HOME YOU FUKING BITCH!

  • SRSLY

  • LMAO "I'm fucking smashing my Blackberry"

    *tosses it on ground*

    "That was me fucking smashing my Blackberry"

  • I love this!!!!

  • BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA !! I laughed so hard at this XD

  • "I'm not gonna fucking see the school councellor you bitch! I'm not fucking going psyco, I'm just sorrounded by fucking bogans, skanky bitches!"

  • god this is so hilarious. the entire series is brilliant. so glad it made its way into the U.S...i basically try to show the series to as many people as possible.

  • hahah yesss, this is my fave scene and I've never seen this extended version before lol

  • "NO, I'M NOT FUCKING GETTING THE TRAIN HOME, YOU FUCKING BITCH!"

  • LMAO <3

  • "Stop fucking talking shit and get in the fucking car!"

    bahahahaha!

  • LMAO

  • lol every 6th period my friend calls her mom and she talks to her like tht lol

  • Ja'mie killed two budgies.

  • "You are such a dumb bitch mum seriously. Do you want me to like fucking divorce you are something because I will have no hesitation doing that."

  • I know someone who is the real life version of her. That was hilarious to watch

  • Seriously...I do not care I'm going to fucking kill her.....Cause you're a bitch. Hahaha lmao.

  • "I'm going to smash my fucking blackberry and you can buy me a new one! ......Is that what you want?" LMFAO I wish she was real person so I could just sit and laugh at her! XD

  • (Gently rolls phone on grass) Thats me smashing my phone! Buy me a new one!

  • Hahahahahahaha "BOGAN"

  • Come on mum. Mummy.... Please.... NO I AM NOT FUCKING TAKING THE TRAIN HOME YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! XD

  • do you want me to kill your budgee?!

  • wow i'd never talk to my mom like that, she'd fuck me up...i love the way Chris Lilley portrays Ja'mie,it's hilarious and it makes fun of the bitches i deal with at school every day lol

  • I cant believe how low Ive had to stoop to hang out with these skanks, Seriously i'm like totally faking it, I'm like "Oh you guys are so cool" and they are just fucking bogans, LOL

  • HAHAHA this is better than the original one used!!

  • OMG I always talk to my kids over the phone using the mumdad service and even we do also have sometimes an argument, they never use such a language like that to me.

  • kids should really have manners

  • she says fuck in like half the sentences she says

  • Aha, love this show!

    ¨Ja'mie...xD

  • Australians say "fuck"?

  • @jemmabond lol... we are just like the people in anyother country???

  • the cast members must be very professional in order to not laugh...be no body could help it! lolz

  • The sound Ja'mie makes at 2:35 xD

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  • "You are such a dumb bitch mum, seriously."

    "Do you want me to kill your budgee? I'll fucking kill your budgee..."

    Ja'mie FTW!

  • get your boney ass in the bmw get on the freeway and pick me up now!

  • will there be a season 2 cause this 1 is

    AWESOME

  • LOL gotta love Ja'mie!

  • Haha, Ja'mie dropped the F bomb like 37 times, yeah I counted, haha.

  • "Get in the fukking care mom please!" "Do you want me 2 fukking divorce you or something cuz i will hav no hesitation in doing that!" "I am not going to see the school counsler you bytch!" lol love it

  • lol so funny.. i love it when shes like im gona kill ur budgie!!

  • omgggg i want a season 2 soooo BAD. plz plz

  • "some dumbass bogan suburb..."

    LMFAO!!!!

  • from 3:16 til the very end = GENIUS.

  • i love this sceneee :)

  • "If I fuck up my education i'm gonna end up like, sucking cock in some alleyway somewhere, and it will be your fault!" hahahahah

  • 'if i dont get my education..im gonna end up sucking cock in some alleyway'

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    'You are such a dumb bitch mum seriously' This is soo funni!! I love Summer Heights High!!

  • Do you want me to kill your budgie?

    Cause you're a bitch!

    I don't even care. I'm gonna kill her.

  • HILARIOUS

  • "do you want me to like, fucking, divorce you or something?"

  • 'get your fucking bony ass in the bmw now' lmfao!

  • LOL. Sh'es so manipulating xD

  • i love ja'mie

  • lmfaooo, hilarious !

  • do you want me to kill your budgie???

    ahaha

    love it.

  • Oh my god, where has this been all my life!! Its genius.

  • funny as hell=] SERIOUSLY

  • MAN I HATE JA'MIE,but she's hilarious!!!

  • har har har!

  • if i fuck up my education ill end up sucking cock in some alley way and itll be ur fault!!

    BAHAHAH hahah LOVEE it

  • best show eva<3

  • god i love it , you can get the whole series on dvd, amazon 4 real cheap if u want to , its amazin

  • LOL!

    Damn, I need to start watching this show.

  • ahah its a small bird

  • this is probably a dumb question but what is a budgie?

  • its a bird

  • Its a cheap bird you can get from a pet store. They are like 15$ each

  • lmao

  • haha XD this is sooo funny XD

  • "mom please, if i fuck up my education im gonna end up sucking cock in some alley way and it'll be your fault."

    AHAHAHAHHAHA!

  • stop fukin talkin 2 me and get me outta here!!

    lol lmao

  • Do you want me to kill your budgie?? AHAHAHAHAHA

  • If I'll fuck up my education I'm gonna end up like sucking cock in some alley - ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I Love Ja'mie!!!!

  • BRILLIANT fucking brilliant

  • do u want me to fuckn divorce u or something.

  • do u want me to divorce u or somthing?! lmaooo

  • said the word fuck 117 times

  • "come on mummy...ja'mie wants you to pick her up...NO I'M NOT FUCKING TAKING THE TRAIN HOME YOU STUPID BITCH!!!" Ja'mie is my fave

  • haha,i loved this.

  • "If I fuck up my education I'm gonna end up... like fucking sucking cock in some alleyway somewhere and it'll be your fault"

  • "Get your fucking bony arse in the fucking BMW now and get me outta here"

  • The same guy who plays Mr G plays her, she's supposed to be a girl.

  • jonah, mr g and ja'mie are the same person...chris liley plays them and he is also the director and creator of the show

  • This part's really funny. You don't need to work, we're rich.:D

  • lmao you dont need to work we're rich just dont turn up. you are such a dumb bitch mom seriously do you want me to like fucking divorce you or something. hilarious and she wonders why she doesnt pick her up ha ha ha classic love it.

  • I DID NOT BRING MY PUFFA TODAY! hahahah

  • 'That was me fucking smashing it. Did you hear that?? It's fucked. Doesn't work...' she says speaking into it!

  • I'm gonna fucking kill your budgie.

  • "i'll kill your budgie" "because your a selfish bitch". lmao, best line yet.

  • LMAO!! That was fricking hilarious!! Thanks so much for the captions!!

  • oh come on mum, jamie wants you to pick her up, mummy u kno you wanna help me out, come on NO IM NOT CATCHING THE FUKING TRAIN HOME. LOL

  • The Blackberry LMAO

  • Wow, 38 'fucks' in less than 4 minutes!

  • my puffer wtf and asthmer attack lol

  • How many 'fuck's are in this?

  • "Mum Please! If I fuck up my education I'm gonna end up like...fucking sucking cock in some alleyway somewhere and it'll be your fault!" hahahahaha

  • 1:14 What the fuck are you doing, stop talking shit and get in the fucking car. LOL

  • lol this is fucking hilarious

  • DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOUR BUDGEE??

  • whats a budgee?

  • its a bird

  • C'mon Mum we can hang out and stuff... I won't call you a bitch..

  • "Stop fucking talking to me and get me out of here"

    "You are such a dumb bitch mum seriously"

    Haha Ja'mie the Legend!!!

  • this sis so funny... ' do you want me to kill your budgie? i will i fuking kill her lol

  • I went to a private school and YES, there are girls EXACTLY like this!

  • same hahaha x

  • omg same! lol

  • Haha shes definatley the best from We can Be Heroes and Summer Heights High.

  • Omg i love ja'mie, fricking hilarious!!

  • That was me fucking smashing it. and she just dropped it on the ground lol.

  • o no dont kill the budgee!

  • I love this and i know all the words!

  • this is my fav!!!!

  • You have to be rich to own a blackberry?

  • when did they say that?

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