AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! oh the number of times i've heard sydney bitches talking exactly like this on their phones on a night out in kings cross when they'd find drama to ruin their night...Chris Lilley is BRILLIANT!!
(innocent voice) mummy please, come on I'll be really nice to you if you come and get me... yeah we can like hangout and stuff, I wont call you a bitch, no it will be really cool we can go shopping and stuff.. oh come on mum, ja'mie wants you to come and pick her up, just get in the car.. come on, come on mum, mummy please you know you wanna help me out .... NO IM NOT FUCKIN GETTIN THE TRAIN HOME YOU FUCKIN BITCH! THE TRAINS STATIONS ROUND HER ARE LIKE FUCKED UP IM GONNA GET RAPED OR SOMETHIN!
i don't want to admit it but once, for a year my friends ignored me and i didn't know why and i just got so stressed and begged my mom to let me change schools, cuz i would have rather had no friends instead of friends that ignore me. She didn't let me and everything is okay now, that one year alone sucked balls tho, hate admitting that i was almost like ja'mie lol
How old do you have to be to get a license in australia? ja'mie would defo be driving her own bmw if she had one instead of being driven by her "bitchy" mom;)
Oh come on mum, Ja'mie wants you to pick her up, get in the car, c'mon.. c'mon mum, mummy please, you know you wanna help me out.......NO I'M NOT FUCKING GETTING THE TRAIN HOME YOU FUKING BITCH!
god this is so hilarious. the entire series is brilliant. so glad it made its way into the U.S...i basically try to show the series to as many people as possible.
"I'm going to smash my fucking blackberry and you can buy me a new one! ......Is that what you want?" LMFAO I wish she was real person so I could just sit and laugh at her! XD
wow i'd never talk to my mom like that, she'd fuck me up...i love the way Chris Lilley portrays Ja'mie,it's hilarious and it makes fun of the bitches i deal with at school every day lol
I cant believe how low Ive had to stoop to hang out with these skanks, Seriously i'm like totally faking it, I'm like "Oh you guys are so cool" and they are just fucking bogans, LOL
OMG I always talk to my kids over the phone using the mumdad service and even we do also have sometimes an argument, they never use such a language like that to me.
"Get in the fukking care mom please!" "Do you want me 2 fukking divorce you or something cuz i will hav no hesitation in doing that!" "I am not going to see the school counsler you bytch!" lol love it
If I'll fuck up my education I'm gonna end up like sucking cock in some alley - ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I Love Ja'mie!!!!
lmao you dont need to work we're rich just dont turn up. you are such a dumb bitch mom seriously do you want me to like fucking divorce you or something. hilarious and she wonders why she doesnt pick her up ha ha ha classic love it.
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! oh the number of times i've heard sydney bitches talking exactly like this on their phones on a night out in kings cross when they'd find drama to ruin their night...Chris Lilley is BRILLIANT!!
realish786 5 days ago
just, oh wow, can't breath!!!
NymphadoraBeeWolf 2 weeks ago
lol best parts
Im gonna fuck up my education , then end up sucking cock in some alleyway
No im not fucking getting the train home you bitch
Stop fucking talking shit and get in the car
cause your a bitch , your a selfish bitch
omgitskennedy11 2 weeks ago
(innocent voice) mummy please, come on I'll be really nice to you if you come and get me... yeah we can like hangout and stuff, I wont call you a bitch, no it will be really cool we can go shopping and stuff.. oh come on mum, ja'mie wants you to come and pick her up, just get in the car.. come on, come on mum, mummy please you know you wanna help me out .... NO IM NOT FUCKIN GETTIN THE TRAIN HOME YOU FUCKIN BITCH! THE TRAINS STATIONS ROUND HER ARE LIKE FUCKED UP IM GONNA GET RAPED OR SOMETHIN!
HanzeYJSmithY 1 month ago
i don't want to admit it but once, for a year my friends ignored me and i didn't know why and i just got so stressed and begged my mom to let me change schools, cuz i would have rather had no friends instead of friends that ignore me. She didn't let me and everything is okay now, that one year alone sucked balls tho, hate admitting that i was almost like ja'mie lol
NymphadoraBeeWolf 1 month ago
How old do you have to be to get a license in australia? ja'mie would defo be driving her own bmw if she had one instead of being driven by her "bitchy" mom;)
beautifullion69 2 months ago
Terrible show. Terrible Humour. Terrible acting
poirier1441 2 months ago
@poirier1441 You're joking, right? I'm not usually the kind of person who replies to stuff. But you have GOT to be joking.
oxhello 1 month ago
it's fucked. It doesn't work. Buy me a new one.
pdlbean 3 months ago
''Get your fucking boney ass in the BMW now and get on the fucking freeway and pick me up!" XD
UrFavCrazyAssNinja 4 months ago
@fishyfingers1994 the director chris lilley is all 3 characters including ja'mie
omgitskennedy11 4 months ago
I am not fucking gettig the train home you bitch !!! loooooool
omgitskennedy11 4 months ago
Oh come on mum, Ja'mie wants you to pick her up, get in the car, c'mon.. c'mon mum, mummy please, you know you wanna help me out.......NO I'M NOT FUCKING GETTING THE TRAIN HOME YOU FUKING BITCH!
MsLiveinmusic 5 months ago 10
SRSLY
himissbee 6 months ago 5
LMAO "I'm fucking smashing my Blackberry"
*tosses it on ground*
"That was me fucking smashing my Blackberry"
foccha 6 months ago 7
I love this!!!!
KristenWiigForever 8 months ago 4
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA !! I laughed so hard at this XD
misshellokitty581 9 months ago 3
"I'm not gonna fucking see the school councellor you bitch! I'm not fucking going psyco, I'm just sorrounded by fucking bogans, skanky bitches!"
zzxzxz24 9 months ago 17
god this is so hilarious. the entire series is brilliant. so glad it made its way into the U.S...i basically try to show the series to as many people as possible.
El2lk 9 months ago 3
hahah yesss, this is my fave scene and I've never seen this extended version before lol
12thLeveIWizardKing 10 months ago 4
"NO, I'M NOT FUCKING GETTING THE TRAIN HOME, YOU FUCKING BITCH!"
MikaNinja7 10 months ago 7
LMAO <3
BEAUTiFULDREAMx3 11 months ago
"Stop fucking talking shit and get in the fucking car!"
bahahahaha!
brett1019 11 months ago 5
LMAO
BEAUTiFULDREAMx3 11 months ago
lol every 6th period my friend calls her mom and she talks to her like tht lol
delma1bizatchable 1 year ago 5
Ja'mie killed two budgies.
ultimatepotatod 1 year ago
"You are such a dumb bitch mum seriously. Do you want me to like fucking divorce you are something because I will have no hesitation doing that."
neonvickkky 1 year ago 5
I know someone who is the real life version of her. That was hilarious to watch
gooseman19871987 1 year ago
Seriously...I do not care I'm going to fucking kill her.....Cause you're a bitch. Hahaha lmao.
Aang1x 1 year ago
"I'm going to smash my fucking blackberry and you can buy me a new one! ......Is that what you want?" LMFAO I wish she was real person so I could just sit and laugh at her! XD
ChrisyMc06 1 year ago
(Gently rolls phone on grass) Thats me smashing my phone! Buy me a new one!
iArtificialKriminalz 1 year ago
Hahahahahahaha "BOGAN"
MZLeonheartii 1 year ago 2
Come on mum. Mummy.... Please.... NO I AM NOT FUCKING TAKING THE TRAIN HOME YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! XD
chrisrocks9467 1 year ago 3
do you want me to kill your budgee?!
chelsy3331 1 year ago
wow i'd never talk to my mom like that, she'd fuck me up...i love the way Chris Lilley portrays Ja'mie,it's hilarious and it makes fun of the bitches i deal with at school every day lol
mcrluvr222 1 year ago 2
I cant believe how low Ive had to stoop to hang out with these skanks, Seriously i'm like totally faking it, I'm like "Oh you guys are so cool" and they are just fucking bogans, LOL
PlushieLenny 1 year ago 9
HAHAHA this is better than the original one used!!
SeiiLikeSay 1 year ago
OMG I always talk to my kids over the phone using the mumdad service and even we do also have sometimes an argument, they never use such a language like that to me.
betsybibful1 1 year ago
kids should really have manners
techieaussie 1 year ago
she says fuck in like half the sentences she says
FredLover243 1 year ago
Aha, love this show!
¨Ja'mie...xD
Maria123Sara 2 years ago
Australians say "fuck"?
jemmabond 2 years ago
@jemmabond lol... we are just like the people in anyother country???
willsmithlovesme 1 year ago
the cast members must be very professional in order to not laugh...be no body could help it! lolz
oOSandyCandyOo 2 years ago 2
The sound Ja'mie makes at 2:35 xD
kairi247 2 years ago
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kairi247 2 years ago
"You are such a dumb bitch mum, seriously."
"Do you want me to kill your budgee? I'll fucking kill your budgee..."
Ja'mie FTW!
Nuttydude999 2 years ago 122
get your boney ass in the bmw get on the freeway and pick me up now!
GbahOne 2 years ago 5
will there be a season 2 cause this 1 is
AWESOME
Penny1157 2 years ago 2
LOL gotta love Ja'mie!
caitlinlovesthetunes 2 years ago
Haha, Ja'mie dropped the F bomb like 37 times, yeah I counted, haha.
junior10 2 years ago 13
"Get in the fukking care mom please!" "Do you want me 2 fukking divorce you or something cuz i will hav no hesitation in doing that!" "I am not going to see the school counsler you bytch!" lol love it
babygurl1538 2 years ago 5
lol so funny.. i love it when shes like im gona kill ur budgie!!
shoppaholic73 2 years ago 4
omgggg i want a season 2 soooo BAD. plz plz
biGwoMAaNn899 2 years ago 3
"some dumbass bogan suburb..."
LMFAO!!!!
FrozenPeaches 2 years ago 5
from 3:16 til the very end = GENIUS.
Ariesbetch 2 years ago 3
i love this sceneee :)
colormeYJ 2 years ago 7
"If I fuck up my education i'm gonna end up like, sucking cock in some alleyway somewhere, and it will be your fault!" hahahahah
Skapetan 2 years ago 111
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kitchensink01 2 years ago
'if i dont get my education..im gonna end up sucking cock in some alleyway'
joe619 2 years ago 4
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
'You are such a dumb bitch mum seriously' This is soo funni!! I love Summer Heights High!!
ThePennyANDTheManon 2 years ago 4
Do you want me to kill your budgie?
Cause you're a bitch!
I don't even care. I'm gonna kill her.
crs0831 3 years ago 3
HILARIOUS
mello333 3 years ago 2
"do you want me to like, fucking, divorce you or something?"
ximbabwe0228 3 years ago 2
'get your fucking bony ass in the bmw now' lmfao!
omgwtfitslauren 3 years ago 4
LOL. Sh'es so manipulating xD
Millixox 3 years ago
i love ja'mie
howe92 3 years ago
lmfaooo, hilarious !
kaylalaforestxo 3 years ago
do you want me to kill your budgie???
ahaha
love it.
katec112 3 years ago
Oh my god, where has this been all my life!! Its genius.
youaaa 3 years ago
funny as hell=] SERIOUSLY
phelpsphan18 3 years ago
MAN I HATE JA'MIE,but she's hilarious!!!
junior10 3 years ago 2
har har har!
rabidfish02 3 years ago
if i fuck up my education ill end up sucking cock in some alley way and itll be ur fault!!
BAHAHAH hahah LOVEE it
katerrinesze 3 years ago
best show eva<3
phelpsphan18 3 years ago
god i love it , you can get the whole series on dvd, amazon 4 real cheap if u want to , its amazin
lemonandlimexxx 3 years ago
LOL!
Damn, I need to start watching this show.
d0bbyr0cksmys0cks 3 years ago 2
ahah its a small bird
truereligionlowe 3 years ago
this is probably a dumb question but what is a budgie?
oxsamxo92lovesyouu 3 years ago
its a bird
Jhobbs5546 3 years ago
Its a cheap bird you can get from a pet store. They are like 15$ each
cafekawaii 3 years ago
lmao
theluxurious 3 years ago
haha XD this is sooo funny XD
MCyeahOK 3 years ago
"mom please, if i fuck up my education im gonna end up sucking cock in some alley way and it'll be your fault."
AHAHAHAHHAHA!
drenHURLEY 3 years ago 2
stop fukin talkin 2 me and get me outta here!!
lol lmao
babygurl1538 3 years ago
Do you want me to kill your budgie?? AHAHAHAHAHA
gia27 3 years ago
If I'll fuck up my education I'm gonna end up like sucking cock in some alley - ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I Love Ja'mie!!!!
kofalander 3 years ago
BRILLIANT fucking brilliant
iviikeruss0 3 years ago 2
do u want me to fuckn divorce u or something.
Lozdamoz 3 years ago
do u want me to divorce u or somthing?! lmaooo
prisoner12a 3 years ago
said the word fuck 117 times
tousif1990 3 years ago
"come on mummy...ja'mie wants you to pick her up...NO I'M NOT FUCKING TAKING THE TRAIN HOME YOU STUPID BITCH!!!" Ja'mie is my fave
musicaltheatergeek 3 years ago 5
haha,i loved this.
milly1213 3 years ago
"If I fuck up my education I'm gonna end up... like fucking sucking cock in some alleyway somewhere and it'll be your fault"
BigDeanoSyd 3 years ago 2
"Get your fucking bony arse in the fucking BMW now and get me outta here"
BigDeanoSyd 3 years ago 3
The same guy who plays Mr G plays her, she's supposed to be a girl.
ENDiTunes 3 years ago 3
jonah, mr g and ja'mie are the same person...chris liley plays them and he is also the director and creator of the show
soccerluver009 3 years ago 3
This part's really funny. You don't need to work, we're rich.:D
jooseylucy321 3 years ago 3
lmao you dont need to work we're rich just dont turn up. you are such a dumb bitch mom seriously do you want me to like fucking divorce you or something. hilarious and she wonders why she doesnt pick her up ha ha ha classic love it.
delouri21 3 years ago 2
I DID NOT BRING MY PUFFA TODAY! hahahah
petas1124 3 years ago 2
'That was me fucking smashing it. Did you hear that?? It's fucked. Doesn't work...' she says speaking into it!
performingmonkey900 3 years ago
I'm gonna fucking kill your budgie.
swanpatrol 3 years ago
"i'll kill your budgie" "because your a selfish bitch". lmao, best line yet.
samjtm 3 years ago
LMAO!! That was fricking hilarious!! Thanks so much for the captions!!
seekgeo 3 years ago 2
oh come on mum, jamie wants you to pick her up, mummy u kno you wanna help me out, come on NO IM NOT CATCHING THE FUKING TRAIN HOME. LOL
tys247 3 years ago
The Blackberry LMAO
TooNook16 3 years ago
Wow, 38 'fucks' in less than 4 minutes!
jemmabond 3 years ago 3
my puffer wtf and asthmer attack lol
robertirez 3 years ago
How many 'fuck's are in this?
jemmabond 3 years ago
"Mum Please! If I fuck up my education I'm gonna end up like...fucking sucking cock in some alleyway somewhere and it'll be your fault!" hahahahaha
beevislrafa 3 years ago 4
1:14 What the fuck are you doing, stop talking shit and get in the fucking car. LOL
weatheallman 3 years ago 2
lol this is fucking hilarious
familyguy974 3 years ago 3
DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOUR BUDGEE??
boatsandsails 3 years ago 7
whats a budgee?
unspokenguy03 3 years ago
its a bird
boatsandsails 3 years ago
C'mon Mum we can hang out and stuff... I won't call you a bitch..
Antonelo84 3 years ago 11
"Stop fucking talking to me and get me out of here"
"You are such a dumb bitch mum seriously"
Haha Ja'mie the Legend!!!
katlufc4ever 3 years ago 11
this sis so funny... ' do you want me to kill your budgie? i will i fuking kill her lol
Themadnesshow 3 years ago 4
I went to a private school and YES, there are girls EXACTLY like this!
zigenoony 3 years ago 7
same hahaha x
visionsarise 3 years ago 4
omg same! lol
hurricane9191 3 years ago 3
Haha shes definatley the best from We can Be Heroes and Summer Heights High.
xgirlsnotgrey 3 years ago 3
Omg i love ja'mie, fricking hilarious!!
gerard141 3 years ago
That was me fucking smashing it. and she just dropped it on the ground lol.
TsarObezyanka 3 years ago 2
o no dont kill the budgee!
bobfather123 3 years ago
I love this and i know all the words!
fandango0601 3 years ago
this is my fav!!!!
imarocksta232 3 years ago 4
You have to be rich to own a blackberry?
jprithvi 3 years ago
when did they say that?
dhurley05 3 years ago 4