this is fucking brilliant! Brian cox needs more air time. i mean I'm not a smart guy i mean i have smarts but not a smart guy yet Brian Cox has inspired me to study astronomy, physics and chemistry in my spare time mainly astronomy the other two on a need to know basis but my point is this guy can inspire, and that's a hard thing to do these days when everything is mundane and set in stone (concrete). I just wish people could see the stars rather then a dirty yellow glow everywhere they looked
That cracked me up :D I kind of feel sad that I was born too late to grow up with people like Carl Sagan, and too early to grow up with Brian Cox. If I had, I may have actually payed attention and learned something in physics and math class :(
"On here, I'm actually just a little red dot. And the reason for that, is because I asked for my school photograph to be taken from the Hubble Telescope!"
I don't know why people keep criticizing on Brian staring out into space all the time. I think it shows just how much he appreciates the night sky. Civilization thousands of years ago done the same thing---- so why can't he?
them 26 people that disliked this, are complete dickheads... this is so funny- i love brian cox, but this made laugh so much... i'll never look at him in the same way now :L
@rogermwilcox Who said anything about seeing it from the naked eye?
By the way, making any more? I've been re-watching them on Eden, and it made me think of this again, thus, I have returned to see if you've made more. I'd say it's popular enough, but it's up to you.
Dude, that's the best pisstake of my absolute hero that I've ever seen.
Like Coxy, I like physics because "it gives me something to do before I die..". I don't roflmao very often, but my sides are sore from laughing! ROTFFLMFAO!!
You should have your own BBC show, mate. I'd watch it every night.
Very good indeed. Satire is not dead after all. Cox would seem more apt fronting a rock show as MC; he's hard to take seriously as a scientist, but he's pleasant enough.
lol I'm just saying that we are so preoccupied with killing ourselves and are always finding more efficient ways to kill each other. Military technology is staggering and now administers death with deadly precision by remote control. What milestones have been met in the last 20 years? The space shuttle? great, but obsolete. The CERN super collider?
@mr0speaker The last 20 years. The webs been around a long time in one form or another, probably since the 60's. We wouldn't recognize it by todays standards.
Wow, this guy isn't saying anything different than the multitudes of other Brian Green, Carl Sagan, Steven Hawkings or other "explore the universe" guys have said before, just a different delivery. It seems dummied down astrophysics is really beginning to repeat itself. Maybe we should think about inner space and the prospect of dying without ever knowing the ultimate answers may be the cards dealt. Humans in space are like goldfish in Death Valley. Earth is where humans began and will end.
The maple kind? Yeah... whoops wrong video. Wonders of the Universe is outstanding with Brian Cox and Wonders of the solar System spoof is just brilliant. *+* *=* ^!^ This gets the Funny Physics Video Award!
This is hilarious, I totally lost it when he was like "we're all made of stuff like carbon and gold, but this place i'm staying at is clearly made of shit."
haha if i ever have a bad day i watch this. pure genius. 'that is a black dwarf. i know what you're thinking, thats racist, but its not, its just cosmic vocab' haaaa.
"I don't actually know - perhaps no-one will ever know - just how many angels can dance on the head of a pin" - [picture of pin viewed from a telescope on Mars, accompanied by BBC Concert Orchestra and thousand strong choir] - "but it's definitely less than one."
The BBC's chief gushologist is gobsmacked on our behalf about how incomprehensible even quite simple things can be made to appear if you don't actually think about them.
Brian Cox knows fuck all about science and he keeps repeating the words "profound" and "fundamental" a lot. He also makes up numbers like a billion trillion trillion he never knows the exact figures. How he managed to get a PHD is a fucking wonder of the universe.
A billion trillion trillion = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000: not made up, just approximate. He's only telling us the order of magnitude, not the exact figure because we don't really need to know the exact numbers, only roughly how big they are, to understand.
*PhD = Doctor of Philosophy - not PHD.
He does know a lot about science, otherwise he wouldn't be a professor - it's no mystery. He dumbs things down and uses analogies in order to explain better to viewers.
"Now that is a black dwarf. Now I know what you're thinking, that's racist. But actually it's not, it's just cosmic bocap."
"And that's why I love physics so much. Cause it gives me something to do before we die.
I've come to this beach because there's nothing to do back at the hotel. But there's nothing to do here either. To be hones"t with you, it's just a good excuse to have a helicopter ride. I love helicopters. I really love them."
I can't believe it, the cunts from the BBC have removed the orginal spoof video!
DBskyjacker 4 days ago
That's brilliant!
pathduck 4 days ago
"All the stuff, everything, you'd just be fucking dead" This is great. :D
ThatOtherSophie 1 week ago
Fuck... looks a right dump doesn't it
LeClassics 1 week ago
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this is fucking brilliant! Brian cox needs more air time. i mean I'm not a smart guy i mean i have smarts but not a smart guy yet Brian Cox has inspired me to study astronomy, physics and chemistry in my spare time mainly astronomy the other two on a need to know basis but my point is this guy can inspire, and that's a hard thing to do these days when everything is mundane and set in stone (concrete). I just wish people could see the stars rather then a dirty yellow glow everywhere they looked
simpson1783 2 weeks ago
LOL! I absolutely love Brian Cox, and even I have to admit this is amazing!
Laizeeemzer 2 weeks ago
Hahhahahahha! Best thing ever made by humans...!
MsAdolfHipster 2 weeks ago
That cracked me up :D I kind of feel sad that I was born too late to grow up with people like Carl Sagan, and too early to grow up with Brian Cox. If I had, I may have actually payed attention and learned something in physics and math class :(
ShyAsmrGuy 2 weeks ago
oh fuck just its a right dump
this place is clearly made of shit
steelie2010 2 weeks ago
2:18 that is fucking immense. "black dwarf" lol "i know what your thinking, thats racist, but its not"
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"On here, I'm actually just a little red dot. And the reason for that, is because I asked for my school photograph to be taken from the Hubble Telescope!"
LMFAO!!!!
PeterStevens01 1 month ago 4
I don't know why people keep criticizing on Brian staring out into space all the time. I think it shows just how much he appreciates the night sky. Civilization thousands of years ago done the same thing---- so why can't he?
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PeterStevens01 1 month ago
whats the music being played its quite nice, cus im diggin it up like ive done a poo and ive dug it up like a cat
dazzer350 1 month ago
Hahaha you have studied Brian Cox well.
LickMyLama 1 month ago
Watched it a few times and still dying laughing at it. Well done!
KazAlphaville 1 month ago
hilarious
MLangan86 1 month ago
LOL!!!
HeatherRuthDiane 1 month ago
"Just an excuse to have a helecopter ride" lmfao so true ....
SoundSurferukII 1 month ago 3
"Aah fuck. Looks like a right dump, doesn't it?"
"... But this place where I'm staying, is clearly, made of shit"
MaxiiiiW 1 month ago 2
"i've just dug it up...like like ive just done a poo and im diggin it up like a cat!" :')
Eloise13zzz 1 month ago
Thanks. Shame the first video is blocked...
bdsspw 1 month ago
@bdsspw why did that happen?
DigitalHemorrhoids 1 month ago
Whoever did the voice-over is a genius.
GazzaBazzaPussyCat 1 month ago
"..we'll all be gone..all your stuff..everythin'..just be fookin' dead.." Absolute brilliance ! :)
stevienicked 1 month ago
Your other video has been taken down by BBC!? Any chance of a re-up?
mellman6 1 month ago
them 26 people that disliked this, are complete dickheads... this is so funny- i love brian cox, but this made laugh so much... i'll never look at him in the same way now :L
joelleejohnsonn 1 month ago
Well done, this is awesome, I laughed very hard indeed
pickersplayspop 1 month ago
Whenever I feel a bit down, I watch this, and can't help but laugh. Thanks for sharing this!
GaelicHead 1 month ago
Anyone know the music in the background? It's really good.
PtolemyAFX 1 month ago
"How long does it take to make a sandcastle? Well look at this, look I fooked it up hehehe" Comedy GOLD!
MonsterT3ch 1 month ago 2
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Proxima Centauri isn't visible with the naked eye! :P
alrossmusic 1 month ago
Proxima Centauri isn't visible with the naked eye! :P
alrossmusic 1 month ago
Proxima Centauri isn't visible with the naked eye! :P
alrossmusic 1 month ago
the other one was funnier but this is still hillarious!!
TheCurriefamily09 1 month ago
24 people don't think Proxima Centauri is their favourite star. Sad Times.
TamsynJOLLY 1 month ago
Fucking brilliant. Delivery is perfect... beautifully understated.
etherealrhythm 1 month ago
23 people have never been in a helicopter
MissActress05 1 month ago
nooo! bbc blocked the other one.
Flextaa 1 month ago
The other one was funnier.
Ashitaka255 1 month ago
Ah man, that was So funny! Loved it!
SpoonyG925 1 month ago
hahahaha! this is legendary! XD
xilent234 1 month ago
Really well done ;) nice one :) :)
Davidkinzett 1 month ago
this is well good lol
MrLeemo176 1 month ago
i love shows that makes u think of life
DARKR3APZ 1 month ago
"i love helicopters...i really love em"
dancollins222 2 months ago
Haha, love this! The first 20 seconds are from where I live :) Isn`t it beautiful?
Astral1980 2 months ago
PLEASE MAKE MORE!
newsanimations 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
LMFAO
newsanimations 2 months ago
the universe is on wtfuuuuuck
daniel246 2 months ago
your shit u sound nothing like him jackass
vijackiv 2 months ago
anyone else think he sounds like dean from omfgitsjackanddean?
IckleAmyTee 2 months ago
This guy is single handedly ruining the only science I gave a shit about. Nice one.
Koves2K8 2 months ago
Wonders of the Solar System Spoof just got taken down by BBC. Let's hope this one stays up!!
ClassicMenswear 2 months ago
A truly great YTP, if it can be called one.
JonLaJoieZ 2 months ago
i really love helicopters i really love em XD
jackpearson10001 2 months ago
"All your stuff... Everything...will just be fucking dead..."
LOL XD
Qzyxya 2 months ago 2
This is so cool. The last bit was funny as hell. Nice excuse for a helicopter ride LMAO
StargateCommando 2 months ago
"but.. this place where i'm staying... is clearly made of shit."
Byrnaone 2 months ago 15
@Byrnaone LOL
Qzyxya 2 months ago
amazing
nyanman99 2 months ago
He looked alright in school, and the choice of the Hubble Telescope was a good one!
alicejenkins97 2 months ago
i love this too much ^.^
nosneebore 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
not enough swearing
MissBelldandyMapochi 2 months ago
''I love helipcopters, I really love'em...''
LuciusLeonard 3 months ago
I, too, am looking for excuses for a helicopter ride.
TheFaithArtist 3 months ago
but this place, where i'm staying is clearly made of shit! LOL LMFAO
jsaqrs8716 3 months ago
I think the end about the helicopter ride just did it for me, good work
yellowbear6 3 months ago
Funniest thing I've seen in ages, Brilliant!!!!
LuciusLeonard 3 months ago
weak.
iliketorofllol 3 months ago
Man this is funny...but I bet most people watching this (including the maker of he video) actually does love physics.
ADAM1989VST 3 months ago 30
@ADAM1989VST I second that, big respect to Brain too! :)
newlincslad 2 weeks ago
he never stops talking about the pale blue dot!
thomaslefeuvre1 4 months ago
black dwarf:)
karlmopmod13 4 months ago
LMAO :D
I hope you keep these up, as an Astrophysicist/Astronomer , these have provided much amusement due to a variety of facts
maksnak 4 months ago
da univers is made uv twev patiques uv mattah , fo focez uv naycha! :D
liyuancheachea 4 months ago
this is fuckin genius!
gonkowen 4 months ago
Digging it up like a cat! Brilliant
martang66 4 months ago
lol -->bits n bobs!
MarQu3 4 months ago
YOU, THE PERSON, WHO SPEAKS HERE, YOU ARE PATHETIC.
aFemale1 4 months ago
This video deserves at least a trillion trillion trillion billion gazillion times f............five billion hits... it's so funny!!!
diff0701 5 months ago 4
Absoltuely HILARIOUS! I laughed from start to finish. Especially the bit about the hotel.
AmyK007 5 months ago 41
Waaaaaaaaaait a minute ... Proxima Centauri is too dim to be seen with the naked eye. I call foul!
rogermwilcox 5 months ago
@rogermwilcox Who said anything about seeing it from the naked eye?
By the way, making any more? I've been re-watching them on Eden, and it made me think of this again, thus, I have returned to see if you've made more. I'd say it's popular enough, but it's up to you.
DarkBandicoot 4 months ago
Gawds, I HOPE I'm not made of very much sulfur dioxide! :-O
rogermwilcox 5 months ago
"This is a Black Dwarf. And i know what you're thinking: that's racist. But actually its not, its cosmic vocab"
liamailiam 5 months ago 62
"This place, where I'm staying, is clearly made of shit."
Brilliant!
DVrtaric 5 months ago
'all your stuff, everything... 'tl just be fuckin' dead' absolute genius
mikewebber8 5 months ago
Good impression!
TheDeadlyAvenger 5 months ago
nothing to do at the hotel ? call a hooker
KaLNFoRc3R 5 months ago
ROFL ROFL :)
eightiesrarities 5 months ago
"stuff were made of like carbon and gold"
ThanksDoctorThoctor 6 months ago
'but this place, where i'm staying, is clearly made of shit' haha
Valker666 6 months ago
omg i love this show and when i saw this i cried lol. Who ever did this is genius and should be performing somewhere. Thanks for this it made my day
jusles10 6 months ago
Oh my lord, I spat on the keyboard....
Dude, that's the best pisstake of my absolute hero that I've ever seen.
Like Coxy, I like physics because "it gives me something to do before I die..". I don't roflmao very often, but my sides are sore from laughing! ROTFFLMFAO!!
You should have your own BBC show, mate. I'd watch it every night.
Cheers!
VinylMechanic 6 months ago 2
"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with P..... You've guessed it... Proxima Centauri !!!"
Anyone could've easily guessed that!!! Aaaah, that's my Brian!
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nicestarsystem 6 months ago
hahaha you fookin' nailed these videos mate!
keep em up :D
hitman4567 6 months ago
Very good indeed. Satire is not dead after all. Cox would seem more apt fronting a rock show as MC; he's hard to take seriously as a scientist, but he's pleasant enough.
Cheers.
horationelson57 6 months ago
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Release the full length ya legend
BaselBinary 6 months ago
Brilliant!
EternalEffect 6 months ago
Hilarious. Can't wait for the next one!
Kelsomatic1 6 months ago
lol I'm just saying that we are so preoccupied with killing ourselves and are always finding more efficient ways to kill each other. Military technology is staggering and now administers death with deadly precision by remote control. What milestones have been met in the last 20 years? The space shuttle? great, but obsolete. The CERN super collider?
centralscrutinizer66 6 months ago
@centralscrutinizer66 The World Wide Web?
mr0speaker 6 months ago
@mr0speaker The last 20 years. The webs been around a long time in one form or another, probably since the 60's. We wouldn't recognize it by todays standards.
centralscrutinizer66 6 months ago
Fantastic.
reformation70 6 months ago
Wow, this guy isn't saying anything different than the multitudes of other Brian Green, Carl Sagan, Steven Hawkings or other "explore the universe" guys have said before, just a different delivery. It seems dummied down astrophysics is really beginning to repeat itself. Maybe we should think about inner space and the prospect of dying without ever knowing the ultimate answers may be the cards dealt. Humans in space are like goldfish in Death Valley. Earth is where humans began and will end.
centralscrutinizer66 6 months ago
@centralscrutinizer66 I take it you're an astrophysicist or a student of it?
iamadamsusername 6 months ago
wasn't really listening.... generally thinking it was Brian Cox, then heard it say ' like I've done a poo, and I'm digging it up like a cat'.... :|
ShakeYourBodyDown 7 months ago
what a rubbish!!! que mierda de parodia
bellatrixm42 7 months ago
This is hilarious, thanks.
xtimrs 7 months ago
hahahahahahaha
TheJohnpeterson 7 months ago
The maple kind? Yeah... whoops wrong video. Wonders of the Universe is outstanding with Brian Cox and Wonders of the solar System spoof is just brilliant. *+* *=* ^!^ This gets the Funny Physics Video Award!
maryatvan 7 months ago
This is hilarious, I totally lost it when he was like "we're all made of stuff like carbon and gold, but this place i'm staying at is clearly made of shit."
Also ...... make more!!!!
boonears 7 months ago
Now that is funny. Love the bit about excuse for a helicopter ride.
stevjen1 7 months ago
Fabulous! Much love for Professor Cox!
bejayswimmer 7 months ago
haha if i ever have a bad day i watch this. pure genius. 'that is a black dwarf. i know what you're thinking, thats racist, but its not, its just cosmic vocab' haaaa.
orokbrooks 7 months ago
HAHA this works
LeoLex07 7 months ago
"I don't actually know - perhaps no-one will ever know - just how many angels can dance on the head of a pin" - [picture of pin viewed from a telescope on Mars, accompanied by BBC Concert Orchestra and thousand strong choir] - "but it's definitely less than one."
BINKIE2000 7 months ago
The BBC's chief gushologist is gobsmacked on our behalf about how incomprehensible even quite simple things can be made to appear if you don't actually think about them.
BINKIE2000 7 months ago
WEEKS ON END
HubTM 7 months ago
I love Brian Cox even more now :)
TheSpireites1866 7 months ago
HaHa Funny stuff. Great job. I reckon Brian himself would piss himself at this.
spongebobbignob 7 months ago
I know what you thinking "thats racist" but actually it's not ... That joke is gold
geoffayl 7 months ago 2
Sooo funny
geoffayl 7 months ago
one of the funniest things on youtube hahaha
alextheswede 7 months ago
Its FUCKIN' Brilliant !!!
thescreamsmusic 8 months ago
learning is fun.
MuonRay 8 months ago
The racism joke was classic. x)
1Nickk1 8 months ago
Not as good as your first one, but that one was brilliant. I do like the term 'cosmic vocab', though.
JonnySegment 8 months ago
Mate this is just brilliant :D this totally made my day cheers buddy :)
HELLJUMP3R7 8 months ago
That is class, you should be on tv!
Tombuchaill 8 months ago
I used to go to Happy Hour, now I just watch this.
breeogie 8 months ago
This is hilarious!
Bethster7 8 months ago
ur grt!!!
ngazipmichahong 8 months ago
wow.... love ur spoofs!!! ur grt!!
ngazipmichahong 8 months ago
I think this deserves an airing on the BBC!
blades4lifes 8 months ago
Loved it!!!! As good as the show itself! More, more...
fabiojosefig 8 months ago
...you've guessed it, proxima centauri... got to be ma favourite star
jonnyfunfunfun 8 months ago
Man, you are a FUCKING legend!
TomoTheGuitarMan 8 months ago
LOL! school photograph via the hubble space telescope...LMAO LOL! you are a genius! 1000 internets awarded!
steelawake923 8 months ago 41
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HEHEHE!!! thts radical.!!
Vickramjason 4 months ago
I love helicopters, i really love em.
Cheesybollocks 8 months ago
And just, just work some shit out for me-self
BoothySeagal 8 months ago
Fuck hahaha yeah please do more, you're an absolute genius
redbreast3 8 months ago
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!! please
bmw540i 8 months ago
now that is a black dwarf... BRILLIANT
inofaith 8 months ago
omg lol
inofaith 8 months ago
Brian Cox knows fuck all about science and he keeps repeating the words "profound" and "fundamental" a lot. He also makes up numbers like a billion trillion trillion he never knows the exact figures. How he managed to get a PHD is a fucking wonder of the universe.
HotRock2010 8 months ago
@HotRock2010 he works at CERN so shut up
cornsockgabz 8 months ago
@HotRock2010
A billion trillion trillion = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000: not made up, just approximate. He's only telling us the order of magnitude, not the exact figure because we don't really need to know the exact numbers, only roughly how big they are, to understand.
*PhD = Doctor of Philosophy - not PHD.
He does know a lot about science, otherwise he wouldn't be a professor - it's no mystery. He dumbs things down and uses analogies in order to explain better to viewers.
MintAvhnDaoeAdjd 8 months ago
@MintAvhnDaoeAdjd well defended!
lord123j 8 months ago
@HotRock2010 googleplex, profound
pogglemindboggle 8 months ago
Ah Hahaha I bow my head in approval that was pretty damn good!
Rayray96241 8 months ago
'weeks on end', pissed myself at that and im not really sure why! Great vid, long live the greatest manc ever to walk the earth (brian cox)
whitepanther84 8 months ago
this is fucking amazing!
DanIsOnFire21 9 months ago
legit funny
sameerpatel105 9 months ago
"Proxima Centauri got to be my favourite star" class pure class
and "I just love helicopters. I really love them." genius
rockamassive 9 months ago
Funny stuff! Well put together
mattysimsoficial 9 months ago
I guessed pebble Xp
dragon0gogeta 9 months ago 14
The voice over sounds like a combination of Stephen Merchant and Keith Lemon. Funny stuff.
Craigfunkulus 9 months ago
15 people are from Liverpool and don't have a degree.
aiden449 9 months ago
This is Class.
scottbilling14 9 months ago
"Now that is a black dwarf. Now I know what you're thinking, that's racist. But actually it's not, it's just cosmic bocap."
"And that's why I love physics so much. Cause it gives me something to do before we die.
I've come to this beach because there's nothing to do back at the hotel. But there's nothing to do here either. To be hones"t with you, it's just a good excuse to have a helicopter ride. I love helicopters. I really love them."
Brilliant!
fredvanl 9 months ago 2
Love this. Really funny! :)
xgreenali 9 months ago
You actually sound a bit like him!!! Love this video so much hahaha
drivebyduck 9 months ago
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This video is a work of art!
LovecatsnMiranda 9 months ago
im going to jail for raping the like button
shozanah101 9 months ago
Ah Fook...It looks like a right Dump doesn't it? LMFAO
sickoftypingthisshit 10 months ago
Aahhhahahahaha this is so funny! :')
blobby232 10 months ago
Quality!
suckzinclee 10 months ago
hahahahahahaha! brilliant
briangalls 10 months ago
I love these man, awesome funny as, but tell me......
Who takes a bucket spade to a desert?
AlltimeTrance 10 months ago
more please!
CopyCheshire 10 months ago
brill 5 stars