Pirates Of The Caribbean 3 - Funny Moments

[Jadey123M]

I wash my hands with this weirdness

[freepcgames01]

looool 8:38 funny as hell

[aRndmKid]

Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me, one succeeded.

now THAT is something that'll be hard to give a reason for xD

[madisonparis12]

Barbosa: u shot me

Jack: no i didn't

[hushhush1022]

Jack Sparrow:"Wish us lucky boys, we'll need it"

Jack Sparrow 1: " I miss him already"

Jack Sparrow 2:" He's quite charming, isn't he?"

Jack Sparrow in the back: "NOBODY MOVE! Me drop me brain.."

6:54

[angelvice100]

jacks smile as he edges towards the goat :')

[TheOffice2212]

"NOBODY MOVE!!!! I dropped my brain......"

[MsYellowone1]

He's Captain Jack Sparrow - daring, dashing, handsome, charming, funny, witty, clever, wonderful, and by FAR the BEST pirate captain to EVER sail the seven seas - and he's all mine! -3 xD * * *

I LUVZ Captain Jack Sparrow!!!! -3 (And he LUVZ me, too!!! xD YAYZ!!!!! I iz happyfulz!!! :D)

[pikminkid10]

click 4 for "beer"

[katiebug080592]

"you've always run away from a fight!"

"have not!"

"have so!".

lol.^^

[5h00736]

Nobody move !...... Ive Dropped my Brain !

[athinrox98]

"i dont have the face for tentacles"

LOOOOL.

[ttv0]

note jack is in each one (except 1)

[ttv0]

1:40 abondond ship sand kraken

[Lioortjuh243]

jack: mr Gibbs, any particular reason why my ship is gone?"

mr Gibbs: The ship? We're on the ship.

...

mr Gibbs: Jack, the ship is gone!

jack: really?

lmao

[TheNeonNinja1]

Jack: How's mum?

Captain Teague: **Holds up freaky looking skull.** -.-

Jack: o-o She looks great. >.>

lol i love that!!! i'm watching PotC online, and it keeps stopping where Elizabeth says, "WE MUST FIGHT!!"so... >.> yeahhh.. xDDDD

[blackoutcider]

@TheNeonNinja1 lol shrunken head, old voodoo trick

[IMissYellow]

0:56 Well... that was a form of suicide

[CplNichols]

"And that was without a single drop of rum!" One of my favourite parts.

[CHINESEFOOOOODZ]

LOL

The last scene is the funniest<3 xD

[scorpion4662]

7 ppl has the face for tentacles!!

[kloey45]

This is the TALE of CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! :D

[TegreKitten911]

Jack: Laies will you plz shut it! Listen to me! (blond) Yes, i lied to you. (red) No, I dont love you. (blonde) Of course it makes you look fat! (red) Ive never been to Brussels. (blonde) its pronounced EGRE SIOS (red) and by the way, no. ive never met Bizaro, but i love his pies. (both) And all of this pales to the insignificance in the fact that my ship, is once again, gone. Savvy?

(Blonde) SLAP Jack

(Red) SLAP Jack

(Jack) SLAP Gibbs

Gibbs: Take wat you can.

Jack: Give nothing back

[Charlotte2791]

@redredru jack has the black spot which means Davy Jones is sending the kraken to take down his ship. Everyone is abandoning ship but Elizabeth kisses him to distract him then handcuffs him to the mast and he is taken to Davy Jones locker by the kraken while everyone else gets away

Hope that helps

[jrco2001]

What about:

Mr Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you like

Aye Captain,(throws the hat) Hurrah!!!

Now go and get it.

[tumpaasaaye]

''hes quite charming isnt he !!'' xxxxx

[animefreak0019]

''nobody move! i dropped me brain''! favorite part of the movie

[fluffykaterina]

How's mum?

*holds up shrunken head*

... She looks great!

[pricture]

7:55 - Press Y to revive your homie xP

[HellAngelsBells]

NOBODY MOVE ... I dropped me brain.

[godfor1day]

Where's mom? She looks...nice. =))))))

[godfor1day]

Where's mom?....She looks...nice. =))))))

[billybobboberson]

this is my favorite one cant wait for the next one but itll be hard to top this, anyone notice jack is back where he started?

[RosesNightengales]

Barbossa: You've always ran away from fights!

Jack: Have not!

Barbossa: Have so!

their at it again XD

[RosesNightengales]

what is QED?

[nciszivatony]

@RosesNightengales quod erat demonstrandum, which means " what was to be demonstrated"

[MrD34DM4N]

i love that line so much " why should i sail with any of you, four of tried to kill me in the past... one of succeed"

[msmallugirl]

where is mum?

She looks great

Love his face

[Unova39]

this isnt madness, THIS IS SPARTA!!

[georgeschannel91]

*everyones fighting around the big table*

"this is maddnes!!"

"this is politics"

[100Onverse]

I<3 orlando bloom i mean who wudnt? hes hot,sexy and a man of every girls dreams!!!!!In this orlando bloom play will turner if u guys didnt know :D

[msnarnialovr]

@100Onverse I am sooo with you girlfriend!!!!!

[starlover773]

OMG JACK KILLED JACK is it suicide?

[Lasadialarwen]

" i was my hands of this weirdness"

[ausiekelpie]

"AND SO WE SHALL GO TO WAR"

[vanko355]

i love this video but where can i find the movie

[vanko355]

i love this

[NicktendoSquad]

0:01 I didn't realize what that noise was 'till he clucked. Then I went "Oh.... fff."

x3

[RosesNightengales]

Captain Jack Sparrow is the best !

[officalstelix]

Jack : Mr. Gibbs any particulare reason why my ship is gone?

Gibbs : Ship? Were on the ship... (wakes up) JACK THE SHIP IS GONE

Jack : Realy....Ladies will you please shut it...Listen to me..Yes, I lied to you. No i don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat.

I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious. " By the way, no, I've never actually

met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales

to utter insignificance in light of the fact that

my ship is once again gone. Savvy

[AroundBLiIx]

axtually i came to rescue you beacuse i have the ship... i see my ship!!

What? must be a tiny little ship behind the pearl xD

[vicky29061992]

Drink up me hardy's yoho!

[vicky29061992]

Jack Sparrow the best!!!

[kerowyn1]

7 people droped there brains

[AviZango]

I love the way he says "Ahh Hector!"

[AviZango]

"NOBODY MOVE!, I dropped me brain"

[PointlessLiquid]

Why's the rum gone?

[NoraaThe]

DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO!

[carmendreamers]

oh my god!!! i laughed sooo hard!! thnx for uploading!! " leave you people alone for just a minute, and look what's happened the whole world's fallen apart!' lolz lolz lolz

[DonutsandSoda]

I LOVE all of Johnny Depp's hat!Jack Sparrow's hat and the Mad Hatter's Hat <3

[Left4DeadVids]

5:49

[shaymeon14]

" why should I hang out with any of you?"

" 4 of you tried to kill me"

" and 1 of you succeded"

I Love Cap'n Jack Sparrow

[johnnyfive22]

Barbosa: What are you doing?

Jack: What are you doing?

Barbosa: No what are you doing?

Jack: Captain gives orders on the ship

Barbosa: Aye i am the captain of this ship.

Jack : It's my boat

Barbosa: These are my charts

[Cooleo299]

@johnnyfive22 My fave part of the movie ! XD

[TheNeonNinja1]

@johnnyfive22 lol and jack's like,"Thhhat makes you Chart man!!! o.o

[kittykatmeow224]

@johnnyfive22 Jack: Well that makes you... Chartman!

lol

[efronfanx99]

have all of you come to save me just because you miss me

4 of you tried to killed me in the past one of you succeeded

favoritess

[ADMJCXNK97fan]

he could probably be much better or the best swordsman if it were not for all that rum!!! LOL!!! hahaha

[ADMJCXNK97fan]

he looks really gr8 towards the end!! lol

and that was without a single drop of rum!!! lol

[Lakers24pwnz]

5:40 LOL at the dog it was trapped on the island!

[zeusgirl13]

Sparrow murdered himself! Talk about emo!

[LieSjjxD]

pause @ 8:00

[AdamTyrone]

@LieSjjxD lmfao

[The2moons15]

gentlemen, i wash my hands with this wierdome

[JackJeckel81]

from 0:36 to 1:10....Is the scary ass version of Chef Gordon Ramsey....of Jack Sparrow.

[queenofsingin99]

"CAPTAIN, THE SHIP IS GONE!"

Jack - .... -.- *sarcastic* REALLY!? *walks to girls* LADIES WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT IT!? Yes, I lied to you. *looks at other girl* No, I don't love you. *looks at other* Of course it makes you look fat!

I'm too lazy to type the rest but still, BAHAHAHAAHAHAH

[pirategirlfan301]

nobody move!- i dropped me brain

LOLOL

[DeidarasLilStudent]

what does savvy mean? XD

[disneyloverforever11]

@DeidarasLilStudent do you understand? thats what savvy means

[DeidarasLilStudent]

@disneyloverforever11 oh thank u XD

[devilion8]

@redredru

Jack gets swallowed by the kraken...ello beastie

[akidar104]

Weirdest action comedy I've seen!

[BufasB]

come on. the best part is 4:01

Jack: You may kill me but you may never insult me. Who am i?

(Lord Beckett looks confused)

Jack: Im Captain Jack Sparrow?

LOL XD

[PantherMistress88]

"I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens....everything has gone to pot!"

He does have a point you know XD

[alchemist4evr]

TOO MANY SPARROWS *faints*

[redredru]

How does Elizabeth kill him?? I Havent watched the second one for ages and I can't remeber.

[darklordsatonicbane]

what about when jack fights davy jones

Davy: the chest is useless without the key

jack: i already have the key

(pulls out key) Davy: uh, no you don't

Jack oh that key

and when he's swinging around on the flying dutchman and he hitchhikes on a guy swinging and he goes no my pistol and bonks him on the head with it

[majlord]

@darklordsatonicbane agreed !

" oi, my pistol "

[skylardanks]

"Jack, Becket has the heart of Davy Jones! He controls the Flying Dutchmen"

"He's taking over the seas!"

"De song has already been sung. De Brederen Court is called!"

"Leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens. Everything's gone to parts!"

The world will go to parts without Johnny Depp.

[deathlord1475]

u didnt show the part where jack was being followed by a rock or when his ship was moveing on its own and it took him long enough to figure it out and run after it

[lunarose123]

"NOBODY MOVE!........" *LOOKS AROUND* " I dropped my brain!"

Hahahahah

[ifancycookies]

see, this is why I love POTC 3.. All the roles are johnny depp;) hundreds of jack sparrows...Now, that's what I call a movie

[0Solenklier0]

:O What about...

"Elisabeth? That outfit does not suit you. It shall be a dress or nothing! And i happen to have no dress on my ship." xD hahahah best line ever!!

[daylite34]

@0Solenklier0 that was in POTC 2

this vid is on POTC 3

[vesito17]

Jack: "Wish us luck boys. We'll need it."

Jack 1: "I miss him already."

Jack 2: "He's quite charming, isn't he?"

The Thing From the Wall: "Nobody move! I dropped my brain..."

Funyyyy :) lol

[TrainerTrixie]

lol

your mad......

thank goodness for that couse if i wasnt this would probly never work

BEST LINE EVER

[freakofSIMSXD]

i die at the part with the goat and the chicken XDXDXD

[echosoflife]

Hey Jack, what's up wid the chicken???

[randomgal13]

HAHA i was telling my best friend about PotC and she was said she didn't like them, which was bad enough - and then she goes on to say "The main guy is ugly" and i was like "WHAT???? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MINDS?!?!?! HE'S GORGEOUS!"

[Riael1111]

from where so many jacks?

[sseasshark]

My favortie quotes are:

Nobody move!! I dropped me brain.

And that was without even a single drop of rum!

Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't then this would probably never work.

And especially the ending slaps! LOL

[AndeeDeeKate]

too funny =)))

<3 Cpt Jack Sparrow

[Jem93rocks]

"That sort of thinking got us into this mess," xD

[sly1010]

Why does none of these videos ever have when everyone is throwing their hats and Jack goes, "Master Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you like." *throws hat* "Now go and get it back" LOL :')

[Vicanisme]

-You may kill me but never insult me,Who am !?

- ...?

- I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!

Jack is the best, just as Pirates! :D

[stuey0013]

I love 1:12

"Do u understand??"

"Aye captain!"

"...oh, aye, aye, captain!"

[starfoxluver]

XDDDD

And so....We shall go to War :D

[iiiimow]

''QID!You can't rly be here!''

QiD whats that?

[stuey0013]

@iiiimow

I think it's Q.E.D. which means Quod Erat Demonstrandum (latin phrase). It's usually used at the end of a proof

[Everywhere2]

The *first* man who stared at goats....

[Shayenn93]

"I miss him already"

"He is quite charming, isn't he?"

"......."

"NOBODY MOVE!!...I dropped me brain"

[Muffinxwar]

Lol XD nobody move! Dropped me brain..

[ijustdontcare4891]

Aw u skipped the part where he says to the rock shoo

[Kikoia7]

Yes, I lied to you

No, I don't love you

Of course it makes you look fat

I've never been to Brussels

It's pronounced egregious

By the way no, I've never met Pissaro, but I love his pies

And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone.

Savvy? ROFLMAO!!

[NickyVendetta]

You should have put in that "Who's boons? Your boons?" part. XDDDDD I thought that was funny as hell.

[ricothehamster]

"any particular reason why my ship has gone?"

"we're on the ship" (gasp)

"Jack! the ship has gone!!"

"really(?)"

[937sesshomaru]

"And so, We shall go to War!"

Thank you for putting that clip in!

[dollyrots3csi]

haha. We were reading this thing on Native Americans in school today and there was this thing about Captain Jack. I just kept thinking about Johnny Depp and how adorable he is.

[supersmashfan99]

lol, nice, "NOBODY MOVE! i dropped my brain."

[tvax]

i think was me brain =p love him!

[PantherMistress88]

"Ladies will you please SHUT IT!?"

LOL

[AliceElizabeth2]

You're mad!

Thank goodness for that because I I wasn't this would probably never work

BAM!!!

And that was without a single drop of rum.

EVERYBODY LOVES JACK SPARROW!!

[vcthe0n3]

@AliceElizabeth2 the Best line in PC 3

[JojoFan4Evr]

At 8:11 the girls sounded like a chicken when they were fighting X)

"And that was without a single drop of rum"

Jack Sparrow to the end ^^

[linz1408]

6:06 hahahaha

[kirbylover9797]

Ha! NOBODY MOVE! I dropped me brain.

[mmorpgman101]

the ship? were on the ship.

he's got a teddy bear

[PalesNour]

which 4 of him tried to kill him in the past? Will.... Elizabeth..... Barbosa.... and?

[MissKriss94]

the general thats like... a drunk now. i cant remember his name.

[RegiPanther]

commidor james norington

[mmorpgman101]

almost everyone else in the movies?

[prchulo817]

and calypso?

[RegiPanther]

i believe Tai Damla has attempted.

[hughgrantfan12]

apparently tia dalma because there is no other one he was pointing at the 4 standing next to each other

[FlamingForce]

Pigel or Rigetti.

[Albanis2]

Will Elizabeth Barbossa Norrington

[andoniashley]

Nice...but stop cutting the scenes short!

[PalesNour]

Barbosa: You shot me

Jack: No I didn't PRICELESS!!!!!! HIS FACE IS TOTALLY PRICELESS!!

[Shadowsamy]

ARMY OF JOHNNY DEPP

[XFindingMyEternityX]

what does QED mean?

[dansulo1]

Quod erat demonstrandum that means what i wanted to prove

[keerthana1]

at 6:40 is Jack saying,

"Think like Will." ? That's pretty funny considering he's independent.

[XFindingMyEternityX]

No, he actually say "Think like the whelp." But yeah, it is pretty funny.

[keerthana1]

Haha, that's even better. I just watched the movie again today, and I realised that when Will escaped from the brig, and chucked men out on barrels, as he spoke to Jack he said,

"Think like Jack". LOL, I love Jack Sparrow, the best character ever created!

[goodcharlottefan9]

AND SO WE SHALL GO TO WAR!!! XDDD freakin hilarious! NOBODY MOVE!!!! ...I DROPPED MY BRAIN!!!!

[clarketuber]

My most favorite quote ever:

"You're mad"

"Thank goodnes for that, because if I wasn't this would probably never work."

EPIC!

[keerthana1]

I love that scene I watch it over and over.

[PalesNour]

"And that was without even a single drop of rum"

DID YOU SEE BARBOSA'S FACE?!?!?!?!?

[Acep33]

Jack Sparrow has tatoos?

[drelephun]

0:25 lol

5:51 lol

7:02 mega lol

[Aznerab]

Jack has a bad breath!

[sjv02041977]

That's Keith Richards, you git.

[squirrelflight5]

That dude who holds up the head is his dad or older brother he looks like his brother.

[JonathansGurl91]

ummm it's his dad who is played by Kieth Richards

[NickyVendetta]

You shot me.

No I didn't. XDDDDD

[Scopefr33k]

If you pause a 8:02 and look at the right you see his mom's head lol

[Scopefr33k]

"And that was w/out a single drop of rum" LMAO

[Kagebushin01]

NOBODY MOVE!!! .....I droped my brain.

[xoxoDAVETANGOxoxo]

you're mad!!!

thank goodness for that cuz if i wasnt this probably would never work. LOL THAT HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE LOL

[MidnightLigerBoy]

missed out a really funny bit

'And where do your affiliates stand?'

'With the highest bidder'

' I 'ave a shoe'

'That makes you the highest bidder' lol

[UkeBuke]

Yeah, I missed couple of funny parts :(

[xoxoDAVETANGOxoxo]

its i have a ship, not a shoe....

[CucumbersUnite]

where the hell did you get 'i have a shoe' from?

[MerlinLover996]

@CucumbersUnite Lol,,I Have A Shoe,, sorry i just burst out laughing,, where the hell did you get it from. ?

[phionexflames]

i have a shoe

lol thats soooo funny

makes it better