Haha! Good one! I'm glad he came into office - it put an end to the Howard era, thank goodness! But now he's just like every other prat there. Eh, politicians. What can I say? I suppose the only alternative is a period of anarchy, but that wouldn't really do any good either. LOL Oh well... next election "Vote 1 for Anarchy" hehehe
if I was PM, i would make nothing but solar and wind power, and only use coal power plants as a backup when there's not enough sunlight, not that this would ever be a problem here in Aus where the sun is literally shining out of our you-know-whats
that isn't even possible. australia's energy needs are far too great for it to be possible to power the country with solar and wind, let alone power the entire earth with solar and wind energy.
@kirinlager49 ... that's exactly what i was implying, you dumb fuck. i was simply stating that solar energy and wind turbines were inadequate. learn to read between the lines, retard.
@kirinlager49 of course you will because you have no argument against me whatsoever and you just got completely dominated. learn to read next time or you'll find yourself getting owned consistently.
@eldeberry I would hardly call that getting owned. You made no mention of nuclear power, and you're telling me to read between the lines, and learn how to read. If you don't want to sound like a douche than state your views clearly, instead of dismissing two forms of alternate energy without naming a suitable one. I agree with you completely but you express yourself poorly.
@eldeberry Just so you know what owned means, I'll explain it with an example of your own early childhood. Remember when you came home from school, you're dad bent you over the couch and you bit hard into a cushion as he rammed his dick balls deep into your asshole. You squealed in pain as your anus was so raw it bled, while your old man left a hot load and a trail of diseases including AIDS and herpes inside you. You went for a checkup and they confirmed you are HIV+ 2 days later. YOU = OWNED
@kirinlager49 it's hilarious that you're trying to hold onto your dignity by projecting your childhood onto mine. it's understandable though, as it's your only real tool to attack me.
all the information required to make sense of what i've said has already been posted, you just have to use that little brain of yours to piece the bits together. have fun with your little puzzle.
@australianews just look at the uk its the same policy and ideas, globalist marxism, aussie will go down thee same path and you wont even have an election,
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Is it me or do the conservatives always seem to be attracted to this lowbrow shit. How is this funny? Oh wait it's on channel 9 i forgot they have low standards.
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He signed the Kyoto Protocol, which released Australia from its 'climate-change-denier' stigma around the world. He apologised to the Stolen Generations, and has made the first step towards proper reconciliation through mutual respect. He abolished WorkChoices, thus redressing the Howard-induced imbalance in the industrial relations system.
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name ANYTHING good that John Howard done??
u cant. he classed me as employed, when i did 1 day (yes, ONE DAY) Volenteer work...
about 2 years before that, i did about 6 days at 'work for the dole' and guess what... he classed me as EMPLOYED... somehow JH can say that un-employment is at an all time low when in fact the stats are bullshit/
if it wasnt for K-RuDD, there would be a LOT more sick, dead, and dying people in this country. STFU, u wanna live like a commie, go to china u ungrateful fuk
If U can't see that John Howard did good when even Swann and Krudd have commented as such, no amount of education will work on a troglodyte bogan who can't find a job, especially when we had a massive skills shortage. Tell me though, even the most ardent ALP fanboy is having trouble defending the millions Krudd wants to bring to Oz, and his carbon tax. Besides media stunts, what has Krudd done? As for your assertion on health, check out what happens when private health is no longer rebated.
private health? so fucking what, if they can afford it good for them for having it in the first place wanker.
at least now i can get a couple of things sorted now myself. jeeeeez, after FUCKING 8 YEARS on the waiting list for dental treatment im now at the top of the list,
8 years ago they said they could fix my teeth in 3 appointments, NOW I FUCKING NEED FALSE TEETH.
and employment? does the term 'IR laws' mean anything to you? are you a worker? i dont think so, i say your a bussiness owner..
kevin- what a joke. to me he is like religion (and i don't mean like god). everyone that believes in religion is diluted from fictional information. Rudd is diluting everyone through spin.
Its like reading Alan Jones. A discarded relic. Australia moved on dude. Were the Liberals beholden to their contributors too? I hardly think you would say they were. Turns out Labour were virtually self funded and Unions contributed less than 2 million. Rudd had a war chest of around 115 million funded from companies they set up to funnel profits into the fund. Money from commonwealth bank shares and other investments.
I know your pain, we too lived in opposition land for many years. It will get easier, and then will finally come acceptance. Trust me, I lived for 11 years with an absolute cunt for a PM.
No because I had a PM with no soul, no heart and no moral compass. I work 73 hour weeks, have done for 12 years. No handouts here, just compassion for my fellow man.
KEVIN RUDD IS AN ARSE WHOLE! immature and he has no good, original ideas, i think some one else needs to take his place. and he SHOULD DEFINITELY NOT be the Next PM
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U know what i agree, because i herd that all he does all day is watching t.v, i even herd this, [ i think so ] he thinks he was in movies on channel 7 or 9!
awesomage82 KEVIN RUDD IS A FUCKING FUCKTART. HE SHOULD NEVER RECIEVE A PRAISE, EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS WORTH NOTHING BUT A DONKEY'S ASS. WHATEVER HE IS DOING WILL HAVE AN EFFECT ON THIS WONDERFUL COUNTRY AND JOHN WAS A MUCH BETTER PRIME MINISTER. IM HOPING HE MAKES A MISTAKE SO THIS TRAITOURUS COUNTRY CAN FUCKING GET HIM OUT OF THE CHAIR AND OUT OF THE PARLIAMENT HOUSE. FUCKITY FUCK
Kevs best and most original policy so far... Labor may as well harness the sunshine out of julia gillard's ass - there'll be enough to save the world from the perils of global warming...
Well, the media sure backed the right guy in 2007, didn't they? :-)
richard20bris 5 months ago
The dude didn't even last 1 term....he shoud not be so up him self. Fuck Labour.
goodvibesallround 11 months ago
haha so good! FUCK KEVIN RUDD
delzirockz 1 year ago
wait this is an impersonation??? OMG O.O
Roflcop360 1 year ago
A temporary lick stoppage for the good of the nation
hjordo 1 year ago
*nod* "how true that is." he has rudd's smug look down to a tee!
lara519 1 year ago
Hilarious!
realmeneatgreen 1 year ago
LMFAO!!!!!!
MrJunior9958 1 year ago
Haha! Good one! I'm glad he came into office - it put an end to the Howard era, thank goodness! But now he's just like every other prat there. Eh, politicians. What can I say? I suppose the only alternative is a period of anarchy, but that wouldn't really do any good either. LOL Oh well... next election "Vote 1 for Anarchy" hehehe
angemala 1 year ago
Protect the borders,
Kill the terrorists,
Punch the hippies!
Labor are traitors & kiss migrant cock to win votes, no wonder they give them welfare if they come here illegally.
GodBotherer1 2 years ago
if I was PM, i would make nothing but solar and wind power, and only use coal power plants as a backup when there's not enough sunlight, not that this would ever be a problem here in Aus where the sun is literally shining out of our you-know-whats
Stephen19852009 2 years ago
that isn't even possible. australia's energy needs are far too great for it to be possible to power the country with solar and wind, let alone power the entire earth with solar and wind energy.
eldeberry 1 year ago
@eldeberry HA! the sun shines out of my ass, you will see :p
Stephen19852009 1 year ago
@eldeberry um, have you ever heard of nuclear energy? Get with the fucking times.
kirinlager49 1 year ago
@kirinlager49 ... that's exactly what i was implying, you dumb fuck. i was simply stating that solar energy and wind turbines were inadequate. learn to read between the lines, retard.
eldeberry 1 year ago
@eldeberry ok i'll let you off this time fuckstain.
kirinlager49 1 year ago
@kirinlager49 of course you will because you have no argument against me whatsoever and you just got completely dominated. learn to read next time or you'll find yourself getting owned consistently.
eldeberry 1 year ago
@eldeberry I would hardly call that getting owned. You made no mention of nuclear power, and you're telling me to read between the lines, and learn how to read. If you don't want to sound like a douche than state your views clearly, instead of dismissing two forms of alternate energy without naming a suitable one. I agree with you completely but you express yourself poorly.
kirinlager49 1 year ago
@kirinlager49 i did state my views clearly, idiot. you've forgotten already, how sad.
eldeberry 1 year ago
@eldeberry Just so you know what owned means, I'll explain it with an example of your own early childhood. Remember when you came home from school, you're dad bent you over the couch and you bit hard into a cushion as he rammed his dick balls deep into your asshole. You squealed in pain as your anus was so raw it bled, while your old man left a hot load and a trail of diseases including AIDS and herpes inside you. You went for a checkup and they confirmed you are HIV+ 2 days later. YOU = OWNED
kirinlager49 1 year ago
@kirinlager49 it's hilarious that you're trying to hold onto your dignity by projecting your childhood onto mine. it's understandable though, as it's your only real tool to attack me.
all the information required to make sense of what i've said has already been posted, you just have to use that little brain of yours to piece the bits together. have fun with your little puzzle.
eldeberry 1 year ago
@eldeberry Your daddy still owns you. He left a ticking time bomb in your bloodstream. You will go frail and die, and you can never forgive him.
kirinlager49 1 year ago
wel mabi if u al werent goin to vote for bunch of idiuts in the next elektion australia be better place
Stephen19852009 2 years ago
Rudd is a moron
walterjnr 2 years ago
Perfect statment from a dickhead liberal supporter.
No brains for a decent comment on australian poitics.
Get back to your little boys in asia.
australianews 2 years ago
Go back to your unions and fear campaigns, Lefty.
walterjnr 2 years ago
Fear campaign?
Like the libs' WHO will keep you safe campaign.
When they were the ones who have terrorists wanting to blow up or shoot australians such as the army base .
Fear ' Labor will screw the economy ' When in fact we are one of the only countries not in recession.
FEAR is the PM who put on a bullet proof vest while facing a crowd in Australia .
FEAR of boat people swamping us when in fact labor has let in less than howard even though the boats are coming .
Liberal= no policy.
australianews 2 years ago
@australianews just look at the uk its the same policy and ideas, globalist marxism, aussie will go down thee same path and you wont even have an election,
papabearej 1 year ago
semoersepa.
Do you remember the last election how
the liberal and nationals promised an ETS.
And sinse they have been thrown out of office now the liberals are split on the issue and the nationals are against it completely.
You voters that voted liberal got lied to again .
But yous are so stupid you will vote for them again at the next election.
How dumb you are is funnier than this clip.
australianews 2 years ago
BEST IMPERSONATION OF RUDD EVER!
wonkacorp 2 years ago 11
Rudd is such a smug SOB
perksy10001 2 years ago
I saw this a few years ago, but it's even funnier now with the whole CPRS crap!! lol
Stephen19852009 2 years ago
@wonkacorp I think the howard spoofs are way better, its by the same guy to.
imslimcrazy 9 months ago
pretty close to the real idiot we have in charge now speaks chinese and ....................... speaks chinese
Dellboy34 3 years ago 4
lol i think it is a bit arrogant to think he can solve it all through the ETS, yes
Stephen19852009 2 years ago
boring!!!!
ausnowman 3 years ago
If you had private health cover, i have a feeling it wouldn't take you 8 years to get a dental appointment..
Brayds 3 years ago
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Is it me or do the conservatives always seem to be attracted to this lowbrow shit. How is this funny? Oh wait it's on channel 9 i forgot they have low standards.
therealtruth123 3 years ago
Is it just me, or does it seem that leftists can certainly dish it out, but they crack the shits when someone makes fun of them? Biggest hypocrites
jayzarp 3 years ago 4
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don't make fun of Rudd
ruddsadudd 3 years ago
hahaha
minglee007 3 years ago
ah, comedy inc.
:D
xaimzz 3 years ago
That's not the only thing coming out of your ass!!
CanadaNS 3 years ago
BU-ZING!!
Mikeybetts 3 years ago
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PATHETIC!
BAYCITYROLLERBOY 3 years ago
You know its a Parody Right?
K1213 3 years ago 9
Seemed pretty real to me lol
adam4782 1 year ago
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Australia Likes Kevin Better Then Johnny No Legs Hobbit
HBKsweetCHINmusic10 4 years ago
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same here, I agree with bffalcon. He done no shit and dont worry this country will be worse dan under John power
xoxoguy007 4 years ago
i can't stand kevin rudd, in a few months everybody will want librel back in power.
bffalcon 4 years ago
yes, with 73% percent popularity he's barely hanging in there. Tool
Reclamotion 4 years ago
Another sycophantic knob who doesn't understand a fucken thing. Name something good that your hero has done.
blampa 3 years ago 3
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He signed the Kyoto Protocol, which released Australia from its 'climate-change-denier' stigma around the world. He apologised to the Stolen Generations, and has made the first step towards proper reconciliation through mutual respect. He abolished WorkChoices, thus redressing the Howard-induced imbalance in the industrial relations system.
Sastrawan 3 years ago
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K-RuDD! k-RuDD! k-RuDD!
antiwonggalonggalo 3 years ago
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name ANYTHING good that John Howard done??
u cant. he classed me as employed, when i did 1 day (yes, ONE DAY) Volenteer work...
about 2 years before that, i did about 6 days at 'work for the dole' and guess what... he classed me as EMPLOYED... somehow JH can say that un-employment is at an all time low when in fact the stats are bullshit/
if it wasnt for K-RuDD, there would be a LOT more sick, dead, and dying people in this country. STFU, u wanna live like a commie, go to china u ungrateful fuk
antiwonggalonggalo 3 years ago
If U can't see that John Howard did good when even Swann and Krudd have commented as such, no amount of education will work on a troglodyte bogan who can't find a job, especially when we had a massive skills shortage. Tell me though, even the most ardent ALP fanboy is having trouble defending the millions Krudd wants to bring to Oz, and his carbon tax. Besides media stunts, what has Krudd done? As for your assertion on health, check out what happens when private health is no longer rebated.
blampa 3 years ago 3
private health? so fucking what, if they can afford it good for them for having it in the first place wanker.
at least now i can get a couple of things sorted now myself. jeeeeez, after FUCKING 8 YEARS on the waiting list for dental treatment im now at the top of the list,
8 years ago they said they could fix my teeth in 3 appointments, NOW I FUCKING NEED FALSE TEETH.
and employment? does the term 'IR laws' mean anything to you? are you a worker? i dont think so, i say your a bussiness owner..
antiwonggalonggalo 3 years ago
if you wanna winge about private healthcare, go live in the usa. here we have a public system, for the people....
antiwonggalonggalo 3 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
i love comedy inc
zhur09 4 years ago 4
lol dont let this changer ur mind about the election. we need a bit of change every nown and then
like in the funny movie
man of the year politics need to be swaped for the smae reason a nappy's (there full of shit)
CournalMustard29 4 years ago 3
KEVIN RUDD IS GAY!
DrivenCoD 4 years ago
Very funny skit of Rudd the Dudd
richkawaiipikachu 4 years ago 3
hahah
im not sure about Australia future in his hands!!!!!
Jono5202 4 years ago 5
kevin- what a joke. to me he is like religion (and i don't mean like god). everyone that believes in religion is diluted from fictional information. Rudd is diluting everyone through spin.
fuck u rudd!
Tbomb18 4 years ago
so true tbomb18
soccermaniac100 4 years ago
so true tbomb. cant wait for the strikes to roll on now labor and the union cronies are back in power.
kgbspy2000 4 years ago
Its like reading Alan Jones. A discarded relic. Australia moved on dude. Were the Liberals beholden to their contributors too? I hardly think you would say they were. Turns out Labour were virtually self funded and Unions contributed less than 2 million. Rudd had a war chest of around 115 million funded from companies they set up to funnel profits into the fund. Money from commonwealth bank shares and other investments.
Reclamotion 4 years ago
I know your pain, we too lived in opposition land for many years. It will get easier, and then will finally come acceptance. Trust me, I lived for 11 years with an absolute cunt for a PM.
Reclamotion 4 years ago
Why because u didnt get ur handouts?
XV485 4 years ago
No because I had a PM with no soul, no heart and no moral compass. I work 73 hour weeks, have done for 12 years. No handouts here, just compassion for my fellow man.
Reclamotion 4 years ago
Yeah Even when I was little and didn't understand politics I was sad when Johnny replaced Keating.
pooman85 4 years ago
Hell Yea Mate
HBKsweetCHINmusic10 4 years ago
Hahaha, "Greetings Future Subjects"
hooner1191 4 years ago 3
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Kevin Rudds A Fuckwit
DXBouncer24 4 years ago
Thats so funny
beesbop 4 years ago 4
That's Funny
spyrothedragon590 4 years ago 2
LOL!! Would you be able to upload any other of the kevin rudd skits? That'd be great if you could...
zeox23 4 years ago
Just did :)
TheAmura 4 years ago
Let's put another shrimp on the barbie
Shahamu 4 years ago
Sad part is that it is true.
anoma123 4 years ago
KEVIN RUDD IS AN ARSE WHOLE! immature and he has no good, original ideas, i think some one else needs to take his place. and he SHOULD DEFINITELY NOT be the Next PM
Jono5202 4 years ago
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U know what i agree, because i herd that all he does all day is watching t.v, i even herd this, [ i think so ] he thinks he was in movies on channel 7 or 9!
I all i say is i agree with U
spyrothedragon590 4 years ago
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your point being.....hes now our primeminister so eat shit
and you know nothing about politics just get out!
awesomage82 4 years ago
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awesomage82 KEVIN RUDD IS A FUCKING FUCKTART. HE SHOULD NEVER RECIEVE A PRAISE, EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS WORTH NOTHING BUT A DONKEY'S ASS. WHATEVER HE IS DOING WILL HAVE AN EFFECT ON THIS WONDERFUL COUNTRY AND JOHN WAS A MUCH BETTER PRIME MINISTER. IM HOPING HE MAKES A MISTAKE SO THIS TRAITOURUS COUNTRY CAN FUCKING GET HIM OUT OF THE CHAIR AND OUT OF THE PARLIAMENT HOUSE. FUCKITY FUCK
Jackbauer346 4 years ago
i agree
bffalcon 4 years ago
Kevs best and most original policy so far... Labor may as well harness the sunshine out of julia gillard's ass - there'll be enough to save the world from the perils of global warming...
gisaustralia 4 years ago
haha stupid kevin rudd.
tigasuporta 4 years ago