The passion Of Zombie Jesus

[gotadaguaful]

De cierto os digo que algunos de los que estan aqui, que no gustaran la muerte, hasta que hayan visto al Hijo del Hombre viniendo en su reino. Mateo 16:28. Mattew 16:28

[YAHUSHUA2011]

Be thou of confused minds, ye do not have understanding of much and it is plain to see. However the video indeed did make me laugh a hearty laugh as I did watch this expression of thought or KA and the madness that dwells within your minds is rather entertaining. There is however a bit of truth to your images in that of an infestation of mixed doctrines of thief's and liars that will indeed turn many to evil.

[7A35]

I love this video.

[PaskudaBieszczadzka]

This was one of the wierdest 7 minuts in my life :P

[TheJokersRoom]

lol epic

[aprilspages]

HAHAHA

[Thejosehumor]

I prefer "Jesus Cristh vampirehunter", this is the true Jesus

[matt180497]

see this could be real, but jesus has a tattoo and drinking blood from a hot sauce bottle, they didn't those things back then

[matt180497]

this made my day

[ascantor]

Wow it prove the creation of the christians, sorry the zombies who cares.

great video i liked so much, and what next.

[David1kf1guitar]

fuck yeah! jajajajajaja

[heavychilango95]

wtf is this bullshit????????

[matt180497]

@heavychilango95 the fake truth

[brallams]

ajajajajajajaaja

[James1239170]

When the devil showed up that was scary...........

[wolfdad999]

3:24 Tummy-problems, Jesus?

[necrovomitosisaguda]

jajajajajajajaja jesus zombie jajajajaja

[cobracommander102]

Weird video

[xinx03ovcm]

Jesus don't stay silent toward the enemy....

[Cnossus]

...

[tolomia1]

fanaticos religiosos, the video is funny

[gabinja]

Oh, look at the balance between good (thumbs up) and evil (thumbs down). The army of darkness is taking slight advantage,

[dariusz19ty]

Burzum.

[nebardooo]

jaja como me hacen reir los catolicos q se enojan y putean mandandote al infierno, el video bastante choto igual

[ENGELYAGAMIDIAMOND]

@championofhell

la puta medre que te pario zorra estupida

[timfidotru]

So much of damn zombies even in comments here... Bring out a flame thrower.

[EV1LDRAG0N]

blasfemo idiota el que hizo este video, maldito seas y pudrete en el infierno

[kununity]

sooo... all christians are actually zombies turned by Jesus?

[lahuzer]

Ehh, zombies can´t speak,,, So NOT zombie. Buuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! :P

[xUNKNOWNxAC94]

he drank koolaid with no sugar!

[MUNCHIES46]

oh shit that scared me more than you think

[noctumbro555]

La wea loka xD

[qualivia]

Well...guess this is were all the zombie movies came from

[ariellez09]

satanismo! '--

[timawaism]

oh no!!this is pure evil.

why did you do this video?!

i need answer!

[britneyrulez]

blasphemy ....an insult !! go to hell

[ashwinrk92]

@britneyrulez No. Shittt,

[Buddhist1986]

ahahahhahah whats funny is this isnt far from the truth LEv 20:13,1 SAM 15:1-3,JUDGES 11:30-40,EX 21:7,DUET 13:6-18,LEV 24:16 sadly it isnt far from the barbarity in the bible.

[Katalyzt]

Clever ★★★★★

[glenndermage]

this is actually funny

[OverActing23]

believe only in god!!

[piss2303]

all of u are satan....so poor.....PRAISE THE LORD JESUS .....KING OF KING,,,,

[FilippoGatti1991]

@piss2303

If Jesus is the king of kings, I'm the king of the king of kings.

[anettebaan]

@piss2303 your absolutly right, yesterday was my baptisme :) this is work of satan

[aprilspages]

@anettebaan Duurrrrr

[fradika1983]

mocskos zsidóvideó

[jcmad22]

i feel sorry for you guys who mock our Savior Jesus Christ, shame of words who mock Jesus, can i ask favor from u guys, please repent.. try not to make any story about him that he is buddhist monk, im praying for you who says that.. you still have time to repent,

[Riquelme3100]

WTF this is a crap

[SiiNTi]

*sigh*

Our father in heaven, please forgive all the people who tend to mock and disrespect you, they do not know what they say or do. Please repent, Jesus is waiting for you with open arms.

[Huehuetecolotl666]

@SiiNTi Jesus can suck my cock better than you, and his armas are open to take my balls :D

[Huehuetecolotl666]

@SiiNTi I am sin!! I am pain!! And I am your nightmares, jajajaja

[AppleSouffle]

SiiNTi, is Jesus is so awesome, why didn't he every help me get a decent job? If you really believe in Jesus, tell him to pay off my student loans.

[SiiNTi]

@AppleSouffle Jesus is the greatest love of all, us as humans have to go trough really hard times and experiences to get closer to God. As a Christian, I had to go trough really hard times as a child and financially. I know what it's like to be poor and to struggle, but trough my connection with Jesus, he has provided for me in the end and given me happiness in my life. Jesus isn't a God to give to those who pray for him to be worthy in your life. Repent, seek him and God will guide you.

[SiiNTi]

@AppleSouffle

You are in my prayers tough without a doubt. Can I ask for you name? Just remember Apple, Jesus will always love you. We just have to repent, get closer to him, and start a new chapter in our life with Jesus. He is our only hope in life. God bless.

[glenndermage]

@SiiNTi

Please repent yourself, sir :D

[SiiNTi]

@glenndermage

I have actually and it's an amazing blessing God has offered me. And he's just waiting for you as well, "sir". :)

[glenndermage]

@SiiNTi

Can't wait for it. Oh wait he's looking through my window :o God is a personification, for everything people couldn't explain or everything humanity thinks is good for us. ('love, courage', you know the drill.

But I'll quit spouting arguments because people like you are blinded by a flashbang Jesus once threw :D Not literally, duh.

Don't get me wrong, I do think Jesus existed. With emphasis on the past tense.

Nice talking to you. I always love arguments like this, they make me laugh. :D

[SiiNTi]

@glenndermage

Jesus exists. but to those who open their hearts to him and search him, not for those who want to argue. This world has blinded you to a new possibility to see that. God bless you tough, the love of Jesus is forever.

[AppleSouffle]

This promises to be great fun!

Due to a really crummy internet connection, I can see this page but the video won't load, argghh! I'll have to wait to see it tomorrow at a library.

Jesus did not actually die on the cross. His friends gave him a drug that knocked him out. Then they asked the Roman soldiers for his 'body.' It's in the Bible.

He escaped to India and became a monk. That's not in the Bible. Check out the excellent BBC documentary - Jesus Was A Buddhist Monk.

[Seeloffroxable]

*stabed

[Seeloffroxable]

@Sam28716 actually Christ died cause the Romans nailed him to a cross, threw rocks at him then staved him, then they put him some where then they went back to the wrong spot and he wasn't there and they freaked the fuck out

[DragonOfQin]

Deepest darkest Christian phobia: Zombie Jesus.

[qotsaandsoadfan1]

Jesus...I can see your balls...

[KaBawm1]

Its so funny how every idiot is getting offended by this video

Its a joke for fuck sake

[sam28716]

get lost u all atheist numbskulls ........ jesus died for u and me to save us from hell and u guys make fun of him ? this is sad and u better stop humiliating christ u championofhell



[DjW3ngWCDJS]

Still have a time. Please Repent!

[MrOutPsycho]

This makes christianity look badasss

[SuperPancakes54]

FAAAAAAAKE!!!! Everyone knows they didnt have video cameras back then!

[harvestech]

@SuperPancakes54 You Stupid!

They didn't have HD cameras but This was Black&White camera.

[EmmittBrownBTTF1]

@SuperPancakes54 it was fake when it was said to be real anyway.

[friendsforever3312]

@SuperPancakes54 ^^ very good joke ! i copy it ! ^^

[NICOTOUR3000]

rob zombie??? wtf

[MrBigfan007]

Too funny!

[bayandsl]

whys it called Zombie Jesus ??

[Pow3rToThePeaceful]

Greatest. Documentary. Ever.

[Kermitgene]

the ppl who took part in this firm will at some point in their lives will confess and admit their foolishness. if not there'll be no end to their shame and sleepless nights caused by guilt... call it psychological or spiritual, they will be tormented for a long time to come unless they seek forgiveness.

[geografia83]

@Kermitgene We call the Leon , Chris e Sheva From Resident Evil!

[TwoCows23]

@Kermitgene ...and supposing they're not ashamed?

[romarioFKaNoN]

q mela da asco

[iceyxDD]

Stupid :|

[andreasjohnBalkes732]

WTF !!! ..????? FUCK YOU

[OdyseusGamingHD]

I lol'd so hard

[DarkDemon677]

Everyone here is retarded. I'm sorry, but these arguments will never be resolved.

[JayJayAbels]

I'm an atheist and anti-theist and found this to be completely stupid. A very lame attempt of being funny and shocking - and it just comes off as cheap and unprofessional.

Can't get behind trash like this.

[EnsiferuM2009]

zombie jewsis.......automatic win-a-ding-ding

[BeforeTheBlackGates]

Nice use of Burzum



[MrSanred123]

guys give some respect to our Savior why are you doing this?? did our creator did something wrong to us??

[GetInside157477]

jesussssssss suck my dick!

[FrescatiStory]

@GetInside157477 You may be an atheist, but you don't have to prove it by behaving like a degenerated idiot. Get lost moron.

[GetInside157477]

@FrescatiStory dipshit

[imnotmike]

sweet zombie Jesus!!!

Hmm, I expected zombie jesus to be funnier than that.

And more zombieish. This was more like, evil demonic jesus. I can think of more sacrilegious things too. Kind of a disapointment overall.

[j86malan]

Hahahahaha. Blasphemy? Definately! Awesome? Totally!

[CrossTheGrigori]

I must protest this video for two reasons.

1) Zombie Jesus didn't eat brains. EVERYONE knows that Zombies eat brains! That's like, in the zombie bible, or something.

2) Satan seemed to be taking responsibility for this in some way. Why would you need Satan, when the god of the bible is one of the most sadistic and evil bastards who ever existed in FICTION?

I don't think Satan would be a part of this. Yaweh is far more wicked. Look at the human sacrifice (of his own son too) and animal cruelty.

[1Lanavis1]

@CrossTheGrigori How do you know that the being at the end is not YHWH?

[CrossTheGrigori]

@1Lanavis1

You're right, I'm sorry. I jumped to conclusions. That was kind of racist of me... seeing someone who "looks" like a "devil" and just calling him that. Racial profiling is bad.

[MrOutPsycho]

@CrossTheGrigori ur right, both satan and yahweh are evil. i believe they are a deception of the real divine creator ...they are entities to manipulate the world in both ways like a ying and yang thing...my personal opinion

[CrossTheGrigori]

@MrOutPsycho

I like that opinion better than the typical religious person's. I can see a celestial tug of war for our attention/praise. That's what the ancient Greeks believed. I believe that the universe is a giant organism and that we are all just a part of it. Your brain doesn't pay attention to individual neurons, so the universal consciousness wouldn't really even know you're there, but we are all vital components in our way.

[killmonk11]

@CrossTheGrigori gago ka

[CrossTheGrigori]

@killmonk11

Ang tamad mo

[ELservenguenza]

May all the Saints guide all Catholics and Christians that they will not commit any sin in watching this video.This is hurtful but We have to turn our other cheek and love our enemy.AMEN

[ArmenianZipmanwwwi]

fuck you who made this video!

[Asemahdi3]

what do you call something that was dead and then came back to life? Zombie.....duh!

[ameerpop11]

@Asemahdi3 sure no but no one dead can come back...and esa you call him jesus is not dead the god has take him and made the people see someone else like him and esa will come back again and he will say i didn't said i'm son of god i just human like anyone but i just have the The Gospel from god ..believe me guys and i'm muslim and believe in esa you call him jesus and i just say what in my religion i don't say anything from my mind if anyone don't believe me searc about my religion and read it

[HeatBeat31]

@Asemahdi3 i call him GOD !

[Asemahdi3]

@HeatBeat31 WOW!!!

[TheMessanjah]

@Asemahdi3 i dont see any muslims defending Christ, that's cuz theyre anti-christ also.

[nazzat34]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[TheRatSquid]

I love the fact that this pissed so many people off XD

[TheDeepakpoudel]

what the hell r u making this kind of video of discriminate the real God..............it;s really kind of unhuminity and it is kind of sin...make fun of God is hell sin...............

[Anamatonamaton]

Hey, I've played this game before, "The You Testament" right?

[psofic2]

corpus delicti suck more than jesus

[missvanillacc]

why was he breathing if he was dead at the start??

[SSUstufRudel]

I'm a Christian and I find this hilarious.. LOL!!! CONVERT THEM INTO BELIEVERS! LOL

[wantpussyinclub]

that why christians act like zombies ( no brain)

[ca296malta]

leave us christians and catholic alone please

[MisantrophSK]

@ca296malta then leave our children and other innocent people you surpress or rape and especially hate.

[crimson00chin]

you could do it better

[gobldegook100]

Please reply the purpose of this video. Thanks. Im not sure weather this was attempted humor???? Please vote up. I think people should know that this is very sadistic (you will notice that even before the devil at the end, [the devil isn't even related to zombies anyway]). Any questions reply.

[RATUDO008]

LA PASION ES POR EL CULO DE TU MADRE "IDIOTA"

[micksquizzy]

WHY!!!, DO PEOPLE LOVE ZOMBIES SO MUCH THEY WANT TO MIX JESUS WITH THEM, FUCK THIS VIDEO

[gothikgamer]

@micksquizzy because they are both ridicule and funny xD

[doeskvad]

Uhm Burzum music...great choice!

[badslabber]

a fantastic MOVIE !

[maxi32130]

qe ESTUPIDES muestren un poco de RESPETO!!!!! L.P.M

[karlmarxx999]

HAHA!! This rules! Chokes him with his own intestine! Brilliant!

[karlmarxx999]

HAHA!! This rules!

[VincentGreece]

The Walking Dork

[devilscraft666]

Fucking good , evil, and besides that funny!! This Jesus is so sexy ! What is the title of the movie?

[conan10444]

I'm a christian but I know good acting and movie making when I see it so I'll give credit where it is due and toss ya a like

[gradient23]

You must be the greatest foooooooooooool on earth to have posted this rubbish film, Is it because Jesus and the church is peaceful,. You better start asking God to forgive your tresspasses

[MetalJoeBelladonna]

@gradient23 It is one thing to defend your bullshit religion, it is quite another to lie and say it is a religion of peace. Go read the bible please, maybe then you will understand.

I think this is a cool concept for a movie, personally.

[roderikuz]

this version makes more sence than the one we've heard hahaha....

[Hypothermia333]

Jesus was either a ghost or a zombie...I often wonder which... perhaps a lich.

[m2uqa]

@Hypothermia333

why you're sayng that ?

i don't read the whole bible but some of it

and it look peaceful specially in the new testament

[mismacol]

@m2uqa

Cherry-picking... Take it (all) or leave it...

Which parts are true, anyway?



[RedCode19116]

OMG!Jesus how could you!

[Etudianteindigne]

I'm a Christian and I declare THAT WE SHOULD LAUGH MORE ABOUT JESUS! Why wouldn't Jesus be able of laughing, even laughing of himself! He's a very sane and mentally balanced person... so he probably knows how to laugh!

[MinecraftMgalekgolo]

Lol thats awesome. Its a joke ppl. Grow up. Athiest ftw.

[carisselaveighn]

Who ever posted this kind of video your stupid you know that? Jesus gave us life and if you are a pagan mark my words coz if you ever post video about jesus that makes Him bad in the eyes of our brothers and sisters you will be burned to hell someday. Iam not telling ynu that i wish that you will be burned to hell but remember the ten commandments.

[TieraArmos]

even if i become a nassi and deny god someday THIS KIND OF JESUS I SHALT NEVER FORGET NEITHER DENY

[CallMetheDon77]

Disgusting satanists who made this video should be ashamed of themselves

[RUMMACHINE]

no beard its fake

[SONGSTICKS]

And did the meat in ancient times

blah blah blah blah blah blah..blah..blaaaaah..blaaaaah

and did the holy lamb taste nice

with a little bit of pepper and pilau rice....

[samme79]

eh.....?

[sigh999999]

gotta admit he has some epic lines

[matty205224]

@AP93playa that's exactly what I was thinking! Needs some black metal or doom metal!

[roboshuffle]

I support the idea of Zombie Jesus but this is just poorly done.

[Shmenarel15]

Satan video...FUCK

[eyebrowsQ8]

stupidest shit ever, and the cow sound effects did not help the cause either

[bacsilva]

Easter of the Dead.

[cammyjeee]

Jesus 2: The Second Coming

[kittylactose]

the living messiah

[kronstrol]

so funny hahahahahah

[MercenarioDeElite]

nooooo!!!! centurion

[hitikan]

hahahhaa

[eeyoredragon]

Zzzz...

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