I suddenly want to take a shower with my Fiji Body Wash, followed by my 16 hour odor block. I will then apply my Matterhorn Anti-Persprirant Deodorant. I will then lose 25 pounds as i step out of the shower and into manhood. Thank You Old Spice Man!
@CItyLights1123 Of course you realise old spice triggers the upmost center of all women center. This center is located in their emotions. Which lies in the hands of the Old Spice Men. So, in all reality Old Spice controls all women of the entire world, and parts of Mars.
@ANDREWWATERGEM I haven't seen a "rickroll" since I was a teenager jerking off to youtube videos myself. Don't worry my child. A day will come when you succomb to the marketing prowess of the creative team at Old Spice and decide to take charge and smell like a man. Then, no longer will you need to peruse this fine website for scandalous thumbnails of busty chinese women- only to be misdirected to Rick Astley's smash single of yesteryear.
I love the smell of Old Spice. Even if the Old Spice guy wasn't some kind of forgotten African sex god, it's what my boyfriend uses. Granted, the Old Spice guy is a HUGE plus!
@crispymongoose No one directed us here, my good sir and or miss. For it was the wondrous, and always alluring, vision of this god amongst men that called us here. While you seem to be giving credit of your being here to the 'Escapist', it is acceptable that you tell us this. However, to the deplorable and quite rude words of Benpurple4, I say for shame. But, you are forgiven, as I am quite sure that this ornery mood you are in is merely out of competition for the attention of everyone.
@old spice man, I was wondering how I could somehow become as built as you or somewhere close to it without destroying the universe as we know it and becoming an old spice man along side with you. please write or vlog back.
@SteveSpieldberg360 He said "14" scents. And it's been said in comments on other videos that the scents were indeed combined, and Old Spice Man was the result of said Manliness.
@Benpurple4 Woah, seriously? Dude, lighten up, it's a bit of fun. I don't really care about thumbs up or down, I posted it for the fun of it, if you're that anal about it then just ignore it and don't post, okay? Coming out with crap like what you just spouted simply makes you look like an immature little idiot.
@Benpurple4 Oh, and also, if you're going to insult me then at least have the courtesy to get your spelling and grammar right. You wouldn't get away with posting like that on the Escapist, so don't think you can do it here...
@Benpurple4 I think you have serious issues. I voted you down, created a new account, and voted you down again for being immature. Congratulations! You just won the Jerk Of the Year award.
@Benpurple4 But not the old spice man, thus making your existence as a man meaningless by comparison resulting in your femininity. So this equation proves that you are merely a internet pussy
@Benpurple4 I prefer Internet tough guy seeing as I'm a woman. I also like real life tough guy. I'm only an internet tough guy cuz ppl here dont have access to the pleasure of seeing my real life tough guy. :)
This manly man person did not have to hold those manly man person creating bottles of old spice in his exceedingly muscular man hands. Random love poem to a beautiful woman. His broad manly pectoral muscles would have very nicely held them securely in place..........SILVERFISH HAND CATCH
"We in fact have 14 scents, each specifically formulated for different types of women's romance scent intake manifold femulator combustion seduction uptake accelerators."
@PeaceLoveBud420 Peace Love Bud, I really don't see how quoting Isaiah Mustafa can in any way be considered attention seeking behaviour. I do not give the slightest shit how many thumbs up I get on a video that doesn't belong to me nor give me any recognition. In fact, you seem to be the only one here who is bothered by it.
Wow this is pretty cool, responding to videos! It'd be really awesome if this got him interested in Loading Ready Run, lol. OLD SPICE GUY: Check out LRR!
I'd do this but I'd have to remember my Twitter password and besides I'd probably just tell him that the Square Root of Nine is Three.
THIS HORRIFYING DISTURBING ANIMOSITY PEDOPHILE GROWN UP MAN WHO HAS MOLESTED MANY CHILDRENS IN THE PAST UNDER THE AGE of 4 and UP WAS RECENTLY CONVICTED ON MOLESTATIONS OF URINATING ON THE CHILDS MOUTH, NOW THE KKK"S WANT JUSTICE, HE IS A ROTTEN ASS BANANA MONKEY LOOKIN APE NIGGER DICKTWAT IS GOING TO SOMEDAY FEEL THE POWER AND STRENGTH AND FORCE OF THE ROPES BY THE PURE WHITE ARYAN RACE!!!!!
Dear old spice manly man and p.s. just call me josh, i know my username is too manly to say on camara anyway, does epic define you, or do you define epic,....man?
how can you possibly stay in 1 spot long enough respond to us for so long? everybody knows REAL men can never stand in the same place for longer than it takes to put old spice on their bodies!
Woman, of course like the smell of being a man, man. But did you know, the people who think women don't like Old Spice are the ones who are being rode on by a horse?
@Chucktanium It's Kathleen my friend. Trust me, I know her personally. Also, her boyfriend and the rest of her friends are going to have a field day with this. Really. :) But this is beyond awesome for me too. :)
This has been out for a year and a half, why have it not heard of it! Huge LRR fan :D
PJDuchesne 1 month ago
I think I'll buy some old spice.
lovinviolin96 6 months ago
@OldSpice Love how the Old Spice guy is so literal about his viewers names.
DanMarston117 6 months ago
I love the smell of Old Spice. When i was a teenager, many times i used my brother's Old spice without him knowing :)
Saby Luff
3bistro 7 months ago
I suddenly want to take a shower with my Fiji Body Wash, followed by my 16 hour odor block. I will then apply my Matterhorn Anti-Persprirant Deodorant. I will then lose 25 pounds as i step out of the shower and into manhood. Thank You Old Spice Man!
DSchraefel 7 months ago
Loading Ready Run!
WeltenbrandBM 8 months ago 3
@CItyLights1123 Of course you realise old spice triggers the upmost center of all women center. This center is located in their emotions. Which lies in the hands of the Old Spice Men. So, in all reality Old Spice controls all women of the entire world, and parts of Mars.
TheNagamiki 8 months ago
Loading Ready Runners HOOOOOOOOOOO!
Daftlander 8 months ago 2
OH MY GOD THAT KATHLEEN FROM LOADING READY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!1
emangamer1 9 months ago 5
@emangamer1 Indeed, and we amazing for realizing this.
VestManProductions 9 months ago
I think I missed that part in biology class...
DavidUmstattd 9 months ago
@DavidUmstattd That's okay, they usually don't teach you how to have a sense of humor in biology class.
HistoryLubber 7 months ago
Why aint old spice for sale in my local shop? ^_^
bluebat009 10 months ago
old spice guy. why are you so amazing?
pooge622 10 months ago
these videos ALWAYS make my day.
samtm15 10 months ago
*head explodes*
XeindiorulezFTW 10 months ago
W.R.S.I.M.F.C.S.U.E. also know as a noise. :P
imaybewin 10 months ago
this should be a replacement for the rickroll thing on videos. :D thumbs up!
ANDREWWATERGEM 10 months ago
this should be a replacement for the rickroll thing on videos. :D
ANDREWWATERGEM 10 months ago 3
@ANDREWWATERGEM I haven't seen a "rickroll" since I was a teenager jerking off to youtube videos myself. Don't worry my child. A day will come when you succomb to the marketing prowess of the creative team at Old Spice and decide to take charge and smell like a man. Then, no longer will you need to peruse this fine website for scandalous thumbnails of busty chinese women- only to be misdirected to Rick Astley's smash single of yesteryear.
stilt37 10 months ago
I did not understand a word he said a the the last few seconds, clearly he is far beyond our meager intelligence
RaiderJake26 11 months ago
"different types of womens romance scent intake manifold femulator combustion seduction uptake accelerators"
WPGlongboarding 11 months ago
@WPGlongboarding
lmao try saying that 10 times fast then search it on google XD
lmao!!!! I REALLY WANNA KNOW WHERE THATS AT!!!
Nekokopros 11 months ago
I love the smell of Old Spice. Even if the Old Spice guy wasn't some kind of forgotten African sex god, it's what my boyfriend uses. Granted, the Old Spice guy is a HUGE plus!
PorSiempre333 11 months ago
I always wonder if he has a script when he answers the question/posts....
barbie123123 11 months ago
The way you look and move your mouth and look true your eyes... Its soo damn sexy!
missbrushingteeth 11 months ago
ha ha ha ha ha!! so funny!!
Singingmyheartout3 11 months ago
@crispymongoose No one directed us here, my good sir and or miss. For it was the wondrous, and always alluring, vision of this god amongst men that called us here. While you seem to be giving credit of your being here to the 'Escapist', it is acceptable that you tell us this. However, to the deplorable and quite rude words of Benpurple4, I say for shame. But, you are forgiven, as I am quite sure that this ornery mood you are in is merely out of competition for the attention of everyone.
SnipesMcFinley 11 months ago
@old spice man, I was wondering how I could somehow become as built as you or somewhere close to it without destroying the universe as we know it and becoming an old spice man along side with you. please write or vlog back.
IIsheka 11 months ago
What would happen if you were to mix all 16 scents together? Has this ever been attempted?! :O
SteveSpieldberg360 1 year ago
@SteveSpieldberg360 He said "14" scents. And it's been said in comments on other videos that the scents were indeed combined, and Old Spice Man was the result of said Manliness.
SirenSerenade01 1 year ago 3
It's pronounced Lurr!
abcxyq 1 year ago
Escapist ho!
woohooo357 1 year ago
Thumbs up if the Escapist directed you here :D
crispymongoose 1 year ago 43
@crispymongoose Thumbs if STFU NO ONE CARES! I'm from escapist and I thumbded you DOWN cuz I'm a MAN!
Benpurple4 1 year ago
@Benpurple4 Woah, seriously? Dude, lighten up, it's a bit of fun. I don't really care about thumbs up or down, I posted it for the fun of it, if you're that anal about it then just ignore it and don't post, okay? Coming out with crap like what you just spouted simply makes you look like an immature little idiot.
crispymongoose 1 year ago
@crispymongoose Suck my swollen balls you attention whoring faggot.
Benpurple4 1 year ago
@Benpurple4 Oh, and also, if you're going to insult me then at least have the courtesy to get your spelling and grammar right. You wouldn't get away with posting like that on the Escapist, so don't think you can do it here...
crispymongoose 1 year ago
@Benpurple4 I think you have serious issues. I voted you down, created a new account, and voted you down again for being immature. Congratulations! You just won the Jerk Of the Year award.
spiccirillo 11 months ago
@spiccirillo That's pretty immature. I smell bait. Trollbait.
Benpurple4 11 months ago
@Benpurple4 Hey I voted you up. My trolling senses are tingling
mrsDee23 11 months ago
@Benpurple4 But not the old spice man, thus making your existence as a man meaningless by comparison resulting in your femininity. So this equation proves that you are merely a internet pussy
mrsDee23 11 months ago
@mrsDee23 Rather be an internet pussy then an internet tough guy.
Benpurple4 11 months ago
@Benpurple4 I prefer Internet tough guy seeing as I'm a woman. I also like real life tough guy. I'm only an internet tough guy cuz ppl here dont have access to the pleasure of seeing my real life tough guy. :)
mrsDee23 11 months ago
@mrsDee23 :) Are you suggesting you're the tough guy? Or you have a tough guy?
Benpurple4 10 months ago
@crispymongoose Thumbs up if you came here of your own accord because Isaiah Mustafa is awesome
Zeugirdor994 3 months ago 3
@Zeugirdor994 thumbs up if you came here cuase Kathleen from lrr is awesome
trymantha 1 month ago
Kathleen DeVere for the win :D
S45or1 1 year ago 4
But all those 14 are always the same....EPIC scent!
kevster2717 1 year ago
This manly man person did not have to hold those manly man person creating bottles of old spice in his exceedingly muscular man hands. Random love poem to a beautiful woman. His broad manly pectoral muscles would have very nicely held them securely in place..........SILVERFISH HAND CATCH
WatchdogDisciple 1 year ago
at 0:28 I lost you at inta- wait wha....
thewatcher2969 1 year ago
Desert Bus for HOPE!!!
MrFlynnStudios 1 year ago 3
KATHLEEN! RUSS PITTS! LOADINGREADYRUN AND THE ESCAPIST AND OLD SPICE OH GOD I'M HYPER VENTILATING...
gameking218 1 year ago 5
@gameking218 You and me both O-O
CityofLight11 1 year ago
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women's romance scent intake manifold femulator combustion seduction uptake accelerators...
Why the fuck is combustion in that sentence? XD
xceis 1 year ago
"We in fact have 14 scents, each specifically formulated for different types of women's romance scent intake manifold femulator combustion seduction uptake accelerators."
theoriginalmcsquare 1 year ago 6
@theoriginalmcsquare Yea we just saw the video there is no need to repeat it just so you get thumbs up and feel cool for once
PeaceLoveBud420 1 year ago
@PeaceLoveBud420 Peace Love Bud, I really don't see how quoting Isaiah Mustafa can in any way be considered attention seeking behaviour. I do not give the slightest shit how many thumbs up I get on a video that doesn't belong to me nor give me any recognition. In fact, you seem to be the only one here who is bothered by it.
theoriginalmcsquare 1 year ago
@theoriginalmcsquare cool story bro
PeaceLoveBud420 1 year ago
Hearts and kittens for Isaiah Mustafa
eMowlicious 1 year ago
Wow this is pretty cool, responding to videos! It'd be really awesome if this got him interested in Loading Ready Run, lol. OLD SPICE GUY: Check out LRR!
I'd do this but I'd have to remember my Twitter password and besides I'd probably just tell him that the Square Root of Nine is Three.
VohnExel 1 year ago
Is the LRR stand for Loading Ready Run?
dimsumboy22 1 year ago 3
@dimsumboy22 yes read here......(Aich Aich Tee Tee Pee)://(Dubyah Dubyah Dubyah).shamusyoung.(See Oh Em)/twentysidedtale/?p=8749
lXlFatTonylXl 1 year ago
@lXlFatTonylXl Kathleen Jizzed 3 times during this video
lXlFatTonylXl 1 year ago
Old Sipce is greater than Axe
Remyriz014 1 year ago
@Remyriz014 Dead kittens are better than Axe.
senorcromas 1 year ago
@senorcromas Touche
Remyriz014 1 year ago
THE ROMANCE SCENT INTAKE MANIFOLD FEMULATOR COMBUSTION SEDDUCTION UPTAKE ACCELERATORS ARE NOW DIAMONDS
XXxZAKKxX 1 year ago 15
this is epic! hope loading ready run knows about this.
narotoking 1 year ago
fiji pwns.
chickenboi77722 1 year ago
Ha, Kathleen from Loading Ready Run. XD
tjbrody 1 year ago 6
Hi old spice dude, I'm trying to get my man to use Old Spice, but he won't. :(
loltheskyisblue 1 year ago
Well prompted, Kathleen, and well played, Old Spice. Well played indeed.
epocalypsefilms 1 year ago
my isaiah mustafa autographed "showtime" deodorant from Old Spice will surely manifest its manliness ten fold perhaps to the power trillionth
moewrrrichard 1 year ago
@DoNotMakePooh you rasist fuck head I hope you burn in hell. Fucking cock sucker
MrZoltar101 1 year ago
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THIS HORRIFYING DISTURBING ANIMOSITY PEDOPHILE GROWN UP MAN WHO HAS MOLESTED MANY CHILDRENS IN THE PAST UNDER THE AGE of 4 and UP WAS RECENTLY CONVICTED ON MOLESTATIONS OF URINATING ON THE CHILDS MOUTH, NOW THE KKK"S WANT JUSTICE, HE IS A ROTTEN ASS BANANA MONKEY LOOKIN APE NIGGER DICKTWAT IS GOING TO SOMEDAY FEEL THE POWER AND STRENGTH AND FORCE OF THE ROPES BY THE PURE WHITE ARYAN RACE!!!!!
DoNotMakePooh 1 year ago
@DoNotMakePooh Damn you deserve to die you racist fuck.
bobfreeman814 1 year ago
I think you're the next Morgan Freeman...
Lunaveir 1 year ago
Romance Scent Intake Manifold Femulator Combustion Seduction Uptake Accelerators... Take a note...
acidstriker007 1 year ago 11
This guy is a Robot.
krsforever 1 year ago 3
Fiji is the best scent!
PsychosocialHeretic 1 year ago
Loading Ready Run needs to be sponsored by Old Spice. I mean, DAMN.
ladycolt 1 year ago 3
thumbs up if this is your 43rd video
Zefiirs000 1 year ago 6
How much of this is improv? Is this how powerful the scent of Old Spice Odor blocking body wash truly is ?
Jet213 1 year ago
is this guy a man, or a god among men?
xabii22alonsoo 1 year ago
sooo.. did any1 else think he was holding a transformers mask at 1st?..
kiMjUSTtRYNAdANCEc 1 year ago
ahem, it's pronounced 'ler' as in 'taller'...
Yay Loading Ready Run!!
nimrodxiv 1 year ago
Epic!
mokhster 1 year ago
i'm a girl and i wear old spice cuz it smells so good. i dont see how people find that gross. thanks old spice guy.
RosebudIone 1 year ago
i have loved an old spice man since before it was appropriate for me to do so!
shatani 1 year ago
my girl loves my oldspice smelling body of manliness. thank you old spice guy. you saved the world
SHADOWRUNxKING 1 year ago
lmao
BF2PLAYER22 1 year ago
good ad campaign deserves my buisness
nikolasramsay 1 year ago
My head just exploded at those big words.
iBibbles 1 year ago
My favorite part of going to the grocery store is smelling the oldspice products.
TheEmmalemon 1 year ago 2
I sure wish he made one of these videos for me :(
TheSecondR 1 year ago
That's a lot of words just to say "nose".
MZMStudios 1 year ago
wow cant believe even the LoadingReadyRun crew on on this too =)
My head just exploded from awesomeness
SiddifOnline 1 year ago
Which is more manly? Swagger or After Hours?
mikealtenhofen 1 year ago
"every woman's romance scent intake manifold femulator cobustion seduction uptake accelorators"
superchee2e 1 year ago 2
I cannot stop laughing! Must watch moar!!!
sofkysses 1 year ago
Women's romance scent intake manafold femulator combustion seduction uptake accelerators.
GreenOatmeal 1 year ago 2
I think Kathleen just got owned...
BananaSauce453 1 year ago 4
@BananaSauce453 this guy is crazy impressive. he is actually owning every single person he replies 2 and 4.
GasChamberInk 1 year ago
Dear old spice manly man and p.s. just call me josh, i know my username is too manly to say on camara anyway, does epic define you, or do you define epic,....man?
sofoking123 1 year ago 4
I think i'm pregnant now...and im a dude O.o
TheMcRaeBrothers 1 year ago 2
FIJI AWAY! Lol
I feel sorr for the people who have nervous twitches and accidentally pushed dislike
:(
cookiebuddies 1 year ago
How the HECK did he remember those lines!?
Mortalvis 1 year ago
@Mortalvis telepromter
CradLeRcker 1 year ago
@Mortalvis It's the old spice.
backslashLagarbete 1 year ago
i lovvvvee the smell of old spice
ChanelBrown 1 year ago
notice this channel havving 34 videos 10 mins ago
greenpeacekiller52 1 year ago
Why would they stop making videos? These things are epic! Keep them coming!
djmatix 1 year ago
... ... ...underscore el ar ar.
SaiyanKirby 1 year ago 263
@SaiyanKirby aka Loading Ready Run. ^_^
empath69 1 year ago
@SaiyanKirby
Wow, highest rated comment? Thanks guys. :P
SaiyanKirby 1 year ago
@SaiyanKirby
Know what it means?
emeraldrafael 1 year ago
@emeraldrafael LRR? No, what does it mean?
SaiyanKirby 1 year ago
@SaiyanKirby LRR Stands for Loading Ready Run. Check it out sometime, it's funny =3
BreakdownBoy101 1 year ago
@SaiyanKirby
It means Loading Ready Run. She's one of the more major cast members.
emeraldrafael 1 year ago
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meh, shitty
bigbob1234345 1 year ago
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TannazBananaz 1 year ago
@TannazBananaz you know you don't have to watch them, right?
BowedOak1 1 year ago
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themattman30 1 year ago
are you closley related to chuck noris?
daviddwk 1 year ago 3
Dear Old Spice Guy: Will Old Spice help me in my quest to take over the world?
rand21althor 1 year ago 2
Dear Old Spice guy,
Are you a ninja?
pottynoodle 1 year ago
he forgot the "underscore LRR" at the end...
/sad face
maifaun 1 year ago 2
this dude had like 15 videos before and then it went up to 35 and now its 71..i know theyre short but damn thats a lot in 1 day lol
mrk1190 1 year ago
@mrk1190 Imagine in a year.
TeoTheAwesome 1 year ago
woot! loadingreadyrun!
nai747 1 year ago 4
@nai747 Exactly what I thought haha
shakadamus145 1 year ago
hes so epic
Batpizzapizza 1 year ago 158
@russpitts
how can you possibly stay in 1 spot long enough respond to us for so long? everybody knows REAL men can never stand in the same place for longer than it takes to put old spice on their bodies!
Permafry42 1 year ago
he is soo sexy
curvaciousMammi 1 year ago
Old Spice is scientifically formulated to win over the ladies. It's science.
givemebox5 1 year ago
Womens Romance Scent Intake Manifold Femulator Combustion Seduction Uptake Accelerators.
or, WRSIMFCSUA's
byrd1525 1 year ago 2
The womens' romance scent intake manafold femulator combustion seduction uptake accelerator is now diamonds!
TeoTheAwesome 1 year ago 4
WTF did he say past 0:28?
MissSayWhhaatt 1 year ago
Our romance scent intake manifold fimulator combustion seduction uptake exceleratous? where is that located?
Vennina 1 year ago
freakking AMAZING ♥
lalalaxoxo18 1 year ago
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41 seconds ago i ate some cinamon is that okay
JustMyShows 1 year ago
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41 seconds ago i ate some cinamon is that okay
JustMyShows 1 year ago
Wow, he responds to people's comments too? This guy is a legend.
TheBoomshine 1 year ago 3
lol this guy is a beast
Ironduke71 1 year ago
Woman, of course like the smell of being a man, man. But did you know, the people who think women don't like Old Spice are the ones who are being rode on by a horse?
BravoBlanc 1 year ago 3
haha this guy is such a boss
penueljoshbarrina 1 year ago 3
MORE OLDSPICE VIDEOOOOS
RoyalG13 1 year ago 2
Good stuff.
samc0773 1 year ago
wat
MrFracturre 1 year ago
Cathleen_LRR is now made of diamonds
Chucktanium 1 year ago 3
@Chucktanium It's Kathleen my friend. Trust me, I know her personally. Also, her boyfriend and the rest of her friends are going to have a field day with this. Really. :) But this is beyond awesome for me too. :)
13 July '10 2243 PST
kirkygirl 1 year ago 2
You are too funny! Love the voice
psfrericks 1 year ago
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i hope theres one for every comment on that video
dravarian26 1 year ago
lol wow
Dmighty901 1 year ago
love these
paintballcraka 1 year ago
Keep em coming
TheEthanhausler 1 year ago
LOL
funnyboy15guga 1 year ago
Is it dangerous to shove a Yak up your butt?
Michmoo 1 year ago
I.. am silent :x
MarkAkAMarkinator 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!
kimmaytube 1 year ago
1st comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
yowMYleg 1 year ago
LOL I APPROVE!
gym311 1 year ago
\o/
ThePantyThiefV1 1 year ago
lol at big word!
sigmazombie 1 year ago
U...... ARE...... GOD!!!!!!
Jackapooh102 1 year ago
lol
laptop322 1 year ago
LOL
TheWomboCombo 1 year ago
How many more of these are you gonna make?
MQnoob 1 year ago