EastEnders: Alfie's Condom Caper

[lauraaa1821]

there used to be a vid where they showed all of it, this only shows half, please post it all?!!

[aNya1127]

Thing is he works in a pub, just go in the gents and get one!

[CypriotMerks]

@aNya1127 Wow your dumb, he don't work in the pub in this video..

[xentech]

@CypriotMerks you're dumb*

and how is he dumb for not watching the series with the same dedicated as you? you're the idiot in this equation i'm afraid.

[LOCOMOTIONNUMBER1]

He should have put it on the end of his nose then when the lady says 'who are you?' he can say 'fuck nose.'

[mabzy2009]

He gets the condoms but something happens and some thugs blows up the condoms...wheres that bit lol

[TomKennyIsLovely]

One of the stupidest episodes ever, but one of the funniest to watch!

[DWhoFan2011]

Ma Bro Found Some in a Skip ! , Why couldnt he go and check a skip theres gotta be one in walford :L !

[96bornthisway]

could of just gone to the machine in the queen vic toilets, well easier

[RazzaBeeDaSilva]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH when he wakes up: "packet of condoms plz" hahaaa

[RazzaBeeDaSilva]

remember this episode!! one of my favourites ever haha

[ela4300]

XD XD

ANY FLAVOUR DONT TAKE EM'

[firefly2367]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD who knew condoms were so hard to get.

[moomootee]

Lmao.  Cud u amagine in the movies. ALFIE MOON AND THE CONDOM SEARCH

[8Ball2221]

"I used to be in the paras and they teach you how to fall" lmfao

[andreaSanchez1231]

Lol Thats so funny ''your beautiful people for stopping god bless'' LOL



[tokyoes1]

Bless him, he went through all that trouble for a condom, awwww! He's gonna be my man tonite xxxx

[Neilgnr]

She reminds me of that travel agent off Little Britain.

[21cortez]

If i was Alfie, i'll just do her anal

[neil007ist]

Lolx y did ya need a condom:) :D lolxxx

[Dean1962o6]

Too funny.

D.

[lidsvids]

YUM KAT!!!!!

[NikitaLister]

It Didn't Made Alfie's Night!

[stephgiggler]

LOL, he only went to the shop for a packet of condoms, and look where that got him xD

[oscarshwartz]

i used to be in the paras and they teach u how to fall LOL!!!!!!!!!

[freyaxxk]

ANY FLAVOUR! DONT TAKE EM!

[Kernow31426955]

xD not his night

[Pretzal666]

atleast show the whole lot you nubs.

[VampireSaviour]

Condoms affect the feel and performance, but sadly the BBC have to put them in certain story lines... Except for Jack Branning, who has knocked up Roxy, Sam and Ronnie though not going to the Minute Mart on short notice.

[Minnie42]

@VampireSaviour Yes correct wearing a condom does effect the feel and the performance, so does a life time of child support, effects you in more ways than you can imagine. Not to mention the effects of STD's

[joetri10]

I bet they had a right laugh doing the filming for this xD.. Only Shane(alfie) could do something like this on a soap..

[bibby5000]

just jam it in her throat

[brettcarter93]

just anal her

[sk8rz21]

missed out the bit where he finally gets one and drops it in the water lol

[MatthewDavidParr]

I would screw Kat with or without a Condom for gods sake.

[CriticalPrince]

LEAVE ME A COMDOM PLEASE! ANY FLAVOUR LMMAAOOO

[TwinkeTots]

rofl. any favor of comdom

[TubinBelieber]

They should do more episodes like this, best episode ever I think :) Hilarious! I love Alfie <3

[partygirl209]

just Alfie's luck!!

[vs1990sangha]

The bald guy in the red shirt looks like john locke from lost :O

[CMDable]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha i miss alfie and kat

[BethGoth15]

I remember this all too well. I remember asking over and over what a condom is but no one was telling me. Then after it ended, my mum told me and I was like, "That's it?" XD

[jonesy22k]

we've all been there

[dark18fury]

I'm glad Alfie and Kat are coming back.

[nottinghampokerpro]

bare back it mate take a chance and pull out lol 

[ThorpyPop365]

the bit in the shop was funny 'give me any flavour just give me a pack of condoms!'lol like a robber is honestley gonna stop to give him a pack of jonnies!lol

[Cashmaster21]

I miss Alfie.

[animelover298]

what does a guy have to do to get a condom around there LMAO!!

[TheResidentevil101]

ah man this is a classic episode

[beawareofeverything]

Eastenders used to be so fuckin cool

[LucyCannibleyones]

lol. "ANY FLAVOUR!!!" i laughed when he shouted that. lol

[charlieiscool1000]

LOL "look lads just leave me a condom plz" LOLLL that was the wrost time to be at that shop

[alittlevoice89]

you can get a 'family' pack of condoms? lols

Exicted for the return :)

[mufcevo]

This was a classic episode.

[hazzadude22]

pause at 3:04, lol.

I really like this episode cuz i'ts based outside of Albert Square. Can't wait untill Kat and Alfie return and hope that all the other Slaters come back aswell.

[LeighMichelle75]

He's returning in Late 2010. :-)

[hayes903]

@LeighMichelle75 howw do you know bloody hell he was such an old character but anyways how do u know :O

[TriggerHappyMariachi]

alfie was a funny lad

[MrDcb17yt]

lmao so funny, what type haha and what kind of emergancy? lmao

So Funny

[BB9809LL]

Classic Eastenders moment

:-)

[conombnm]

hahaha!!!

[coolgxfan]

LOLED

[GreenSmog17]

lol 'leave me a condom dont take em!' so funny man

[nik2289]

Hahaha!!! He made that show, i gave up when he left!!

[RandomPeter94]

@nik2289 Your dream has come true. He is coming back late 2010 :)

[charliesmakinme]

just have a wank alfie mate

[grantapuslafsalot]

lol I remember after this he falls in a lake

[milo6117]

i think hes just dazed

[milo6117]

watched it all the time

[randomdave30]

CRAP

[ecowarrior123]

I'm prettty sure everyones gone thru some sort of similar situation lookin for a condom lol

[rockergirl83]

Not me. In my experience he better have plenty!

[diamondcat23]

fucking hell all that for a condom

[TimpBizkit]

I have been watching this non stop since 2000!

[xoxHMDxox]

Hahaha

this is sooo funny

a pack of three or a family pack of 24

leave me one condom any flavor haha..

[Marky1989N1]

a FAMILY PACK of 24???? WTF

[jmdsweb]

should be called a non-family pack!

[HabbomusicProduction]

LMAO the Shop lifeter Part is FUCKING FUNNY , alfie tries to Rob all the condoms :L

DONT TAKE THE CONDOMS , MAN LEAVE ME ONE ANY FLAVOUR!!!!!!!

[stramzydafarmer]

lool

[piplup2009]

alfies a funny character

"what kind" "oh well er" "3 pack or 24 pack"

what are the changes of shoplifters

[madstanwan]

i mind watching this episode live and in full back when it was showed, great days...

[coopaboi]

That woman in the shop was my drama teacher at school. A complete and utter bitch, she's cocky and arrogant just like this character.

[lottiestar]

haha really?!

this was the most silly episode of eastenders ever!

[coopaboi]

Yep, So many complaints by parents because of the way she treated the kids! Telling them that "They have been dragged up by their parents" and that "She can imagine what the parents are like"

The woman is foul

[lottiestar]

wow, she sounds like a real bitch.. poor you!

what a saddo, getting a part in a dirty episode like this anyway :P

[1998mollie]

@coopaboi she is my drama teacher aswell but i dont think she is a utter bitch your the one acting like one you need to sort it out mate coz shes the one helping you! and shes the one on the t.v and she knows about this and she is very angry!

[laurziiboohh]

I laughed ma head off lol.. shane richie does make me laugh!! hehe! Corr.. Jessie Wallace had a long time waiting for Shane ! Lol .. She drunk a whole bottle of champs! Lol .. Ahh maybe a diff day Shane! Or not?? ....

[kotic60]

LOL PISSSSED LMAO

[pashibabe]

That was classic

[badwolfuncovered]

'well i'm glad you get relieved darlin' Ha! Love Alfie <3

[PaulineWalters]

This clip is so funny! I could look at it a million times over and still laugh. Too cute!

[Pruefan26]

this was a funny episoud. i like Alfie and Kat. i like the one where the slaters frirst arive and Mo has the toasters so Robbie says to Kat u have alot of toasters so Kat goes well we eat alot of toast

[SoILoveHiimAnd]

I'm Glad YouGet Reliefed Darling Haha You Gotta Love Alfie

[JaSheen89]

If someone was pointing a gun shaped bag in my face I'd be cheeky and see if it really was a gun, Seriously, if they were intending to shoot whats the point in using a bag?

[Davestepaa]

because they can walk around with it and know one knows theyve got it

[Trest1984]

fingerprints too

[HoorayForVampirates]

Finger prints...?

[cosentinospk]

the best episode

[BabyAliyah1]

Lol alfie kils it.......i cnt stp lafin.....ha ha espeacially da prt wen he gts hit by d car n he wkes up n says a condom plz lmao....

[xxHannahxxTobyxx]

hahahahahahahahahahaha the shop got robbed lol

[craigweir86]

he actually reminds me of me dad here lmao

[craigweir86]

lmao i remember this! did he not get mugged at the canal or somethin after finally gettin a condom? Alfie and dennis were best characters ever

[Florencethomas405]

who were the story writers who came up with these lines? jesus. 'this is an emergency'. who came up with that? seriously! lmfao

[magpie1862]

Why are they robbing a store with water guns?

[MrCommentz]

its a gun covered with a bag.

[billiepipersteeth]

Chav pleasing dross

[LipglossAndBlackk08]

lolll, i didn't see this episode!

"What size?" "Well um.. well it's um.."

haha

Bring back Alfie (L)

[LydzTheCheekyMonkey9]

aww bless him

[leanne248424]

another car accident!!!!! lol

at least this was a happy ending!!

[KrazyKat994]

Poor guy, but this is hilarious! Talk about bad luck; I mean, first total public humiliation, then the cashier being caught in an armed robberey and just when he thought his luck had changed... BAM, hit by a car! XDDD

[allyplumb]

A man's worse nightmare that happening in a shop! Wish Eastenders would include more humorous scenes like this instead of death, violence and misery!

[ScottScott12345]

Was this an actual episode on at 19:30 or 20:00? or was it like a one off kind of thing? I can't imagine EastEnders doing an episode with Alfie running around for condoms xD

[Rebecca6456]

I think it was on at eight,

But it was a real episode,

I remember it on telly.

[ScottScott12345]

Do you know what year it was on please?

[CMPunkLiddell4LifeO9]

It was about June time in 2003

[futurekawai]

Don`t take the condoms! ha ha

[SafronJonas]

ROFL I REMEMBER THIS EP!!

PHAHAHA!

XD

[thecircleisperfect]

"well im glad YOU get relieved!" LMFAO

[phoenixfriend]

With Eastenders normally so full of doom and gloom it's nice when they do the occasional funny episode, and this one was hilarious! Poor Alfie. LoL!

[Tanika40]

lol

[Mameychi]

FAMILY PACK?! INCEST ALERT INCEST ALERT!! i was laughing so much inthe shop scene!!

[wlfan18]

lol This is so funny, when did this air. Im in the USA, I think the episodes that they are currently playing here are from 2001. The current episode airing here was on Jamie's funeral, and that was aired on may 1st 2009( a few days ago)

[ImmortalMedia]

What about the rest??? like when he falls in the river, or when he kicks the can into the cop car.

[eastendersrocker11]

omg i cant belive that well funny i dont remember this ether ohh well lol

[BDBM4L]

I Do Not Remember This One But This Is Just Halarious.

[angermang]

But you have to admit, it was funny.

Alfies a legend. BRING BACK ALFIE MOON&KAT SLATER/MOON.

[jamesbizzare]

omg this is embarrasing a whole episode wasted showing alfie moon on his condom search

[T0mmyt555]

you IDIOT this is a timeless classic before eastenders turned shiiit like it is now. Go back to watching britain's got talent

[mojo5545]

The 2 old people walked off without their car... :s

[taylachik]

Hahahaha!!

[CrunchyNutCaramel]

I loved this episode of EastEnders! I remember cringing the whole way through just hoping that something went right for Alfie lol

[xxxBlondie1001xxx]

I remember this spisode so much. But I don't get it, He owned the pub, so he could've just gone down to the boys public toilet and got them. Ha ha

[92kaytee]

thats the first place he tried but it there was none left

[cyatlad133]

"Please just leave me a condom

ANY FLAVOUR!"

[FM46]

And I reckon he'd have been able to get some from the Pharmacy, even though it was closing up... They obvs understand the whole thing about sexual health, they'd be hypocritical by not giving in to him... Sorry for the analysis or w.e... :)

[FM46]

I only really loved Eastenders when Kat and Alfie were in it... Dynamic duo.

[musicmad86]

"I'm glad you get relieved darling" lmao

Classic episode, the best EVER!!!!! Hasn't been the same since alfie left

[bluerabbit1629]

what kind of emergengy! lol

[kyle9d]

LMAO 0.54

KAT FARTED!

[Benjowith91fries]

Lolzzz I remember this XD can't believe they did a whole episode of Alfie trying to find a condom

[redstarjp07]

is it just me or does the woman at the beggining remind abyone else of carol off of little britain

[musicmad86]

Good Point

[CMPunkLiddell4LifeO9]

LMAO YEAH!! I can see it now!!

Alfie: Can I have some condoms please!!

Shopkeeper: Uhm, OK how many....

Alfie: Anything will do, I JUST WANT TO SHAG KAT!!!

Shopkeeper: Computer says no!!! "*Cough*

[beawareofeverything]

hahaha i remember watching this

it was fuckin hilerious

its cool how eastenders did it

[crownedprincess07]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! ahh poor alfie :) how unlucky was he?

[fireamusmus]

aw it doesn't show all of it... he finally gets one and then gets jumped on the way home... they blow it up and tie it to his wrist with a bit of string... it's hilarious!!!

[cosine303]

alfie moon.. archie daley ( with a hint of george coles acting).. jeez not so different .. they shouldn't have remade minder .. george cole was better

[Tejgehdu]

th thg we will do 4 a condom/fuck lol

[REEVE1000]

lol i dont remember this one.lol

[laurachiss]

hahahaha he wud of done anything just 2 get 1 condom, how unlucky was alfie lol bless him he shud cum bac x

[sLiPkNoTaReGrEaT]

HE wants to come back and bring his real life son into it

[indastructable7]

this scene woz bre funni

[NajS1987]

i dont remeber this.

[dcfc36]

just do it bare-back alfie like. the rest of us

[superlauren123]

lol

[novemberxrain121]

Hahaha I remember watching this episode when it was first aired, the entire thing was based on his condom conquest

[babyleanne238434]

lmao!

[x1xabzx1x]

"No lads just leave me a condom please any flavour"

LOOOOL

Alfies jokess =)

[CharlotteLDavies]

LOOOOOOL.

[crownedprincess07]

BAHAHAHAHA! :D

[sniff001]

I think this is the funniest bit of Eastenders ever!

[hardgayramen4ever]

should have fucked her in the ass instead

[Bmizzle2121]

hahahaha. luvin ure work. Agreed. Wudnt have 2 luk at her dodgy face then either

[xbabi2k7x]

lmfaoo 'just leave me a condom!! any flavour'

hahaha! x x x

[emsywemsyH]

poor alfie ): x

[SMoldie]

This still makes me cackle, I miss shane ritchie whats he doing now apart from the unmentionable sky programme lordy lordy LOL

[Twist0fFaite]

was this an actual epesode?? this is actually funny as fuck

[XoOStrikerOoX]

"Please leave me a condom , any flavour" ROFL!!

[smudgers42]

LOL a responce.

" no we need them more than you"

[libbybaloo]

lol that made me laugh

remember kids always come prepared

[chickbabex]

omg tahat was so funny lol i want a condom nooooow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!x

[gstaraddict]

One of the funniest ever from eastenders LOOL

[dontkeelmeh]

3:14 hahaha

[archerlover111]

hahaha never saw that eposide, that was brillant..doing everything for condoms lol haha

[mogirules]

were they even allowed 2 do that?

[xBabiieMillzzx]

This Was Probally The Funniest Episode Ever lol he couldnt get condoms anywere ...he should of come to me lol .... he shouldnt of left eastenders he made it exitinn

[vinnie14lukyme]

that kinda sounded wrong a "family" pack of condoms :S