1 Thing I Never Understood & Why

[Savooni21]

i would tell them to go blow themselves...

[TheGinanisque]

8 people enjoyed the fact that Rudolph was made fun of...Have a heart pple!

[ibawhore]

i would kick their asses then come find you and tell you!! :D

[tessa71443]

okay first of all...you're gorgeous-33 :) and second of all.. if I was Rudolph, I'd probably bitch slap them. lol

[brookiebetheangel]

If I was Rouldolph I be like screw you Mo' Fo's

[JosieWtF]

Oh em gee, you have the most AMAZING lips,! I'm kind of jealous<3 I love you so much c:<3

[mangekyouofsharingan]

i would kick their asses

[leticiaroxxx]

i couldnt agree more

[geesgirl11]

I would not help

[LillyWhiteRoseLWR]

i would say ( fuck you!!!! )

[missyfrog100]

Hehehehe ;] He loves me! <3 loll.

[ShaylynxX]

I would not help them at all..I'd be all "BITCH, GET YOUR OWN LIGHT UP NOSE!"

[TheStarShoppe]

...good point

[RaquelsCloud]

Yeah wow, never analyzed the story like that. I was bullied in school and I agree with you Cyr... I don't think Rudolph should have ever helped them. They can find their own freakin solution to their problem.

[noonewinsthewar]

I'd fly them to a deserted island and leave them there

[xxzeldarulesxx]

"just have a jollyrancher"

[CoralFish94]

I been bullied all my life because I'm visually impaired if someone came to me for help after bulling me for years I would say eff you why should I help you when you made my life miserable. FYI visually impaired doesn't make me blind

[rainbowsockmonkey69]

i think rudolph is a emo child

[Allyc1435]

This is what you think about in the shower? Oh you are awesome

[emochick440]

i would say fuck them get some fucking headlights!!!

[ashybabe17]

GO!! LOOK!! MY YOUTUBE!! NOW!!

[tippiliaissocool]

i would be like light yo own way bitches

[kyelena2]

I would want a raise first..

[mcluv166]

this video changed me.

[TheSummermain]

i have the same phone

[pipipaige]

I would let them all crash but save santa

[SuperSatanworshiper6]

i would be like hell no you dicks made fun of me for like 10 years why would you want me to help you now?!?! well screw you other reindeer and santa you bunch od dicks. then id got back to my home and just sit there

[ImWitYoungMoney]

You know Cyr, I was thinking the same damn thing !

[IzzaFeja]

Call me the biggest idiot on the face of the planet, but....I would still help them. Yes, the other reindeers are a bunch of narcissistic dickheads, and yes, Santa is being a douchebag by not helping,but that's just the way I am. If others are dickheads it doesn't mean that I have to become a bitch. If more people would think like that, there would be a lot less assholes in this world. Oh....and I believe in Karma so they're still gonna get pay back at some point in life, they always do :D

[lordjemima]

I would have demanded yearly bonus', a new reindeer house, and control over the other reindeer on my team. Then I would have done it.

[LuigiPoptart]

I've never thought of that until know but ur right!

[kixbzz]

I thought about this just recently also. In the song they make it seem so simple, when it really isn't.. As you said, it's kinda depressing. If I were Rudolph, I wouldn't help them. Or maybe if they admitted how stupid they've been.

[joedaman1104]

I actually have thought about how messed up that song is a lot, especially how it doesn't make sense at all that they used a bright light to navigate through the fog and heavy snow, when every driving manual will warn you against it because bright light reflects off both of them to blind the driver.

[cookie9655]

I would say heck nah

Go get yo self another reindeer with a glowing red nose

Oh rite there are none!!

Oh well cry about it

Y don't u set the big red guy on fire hell glow pretty bright

*santa looks*

Yeah I'm talking to u big guy

[LadyAlaKazam]

Use my lighter nose and set them on fire

[grimm149]

i would blakmail them by making al the mail deer mate and talkin pics of them

[Jawbreakerjaz]

I wouldnt fucking help them

[mcluv166]

BULL SHITT!!!! I WILL NEVER FUCKING THINK OF THAT SHIT THE SAME WAY EVER AGAIN!!!!

[TheGuyFromThatAlley]

blow that shit up

[DarkAngel9378]

I`d tell em to fuck off. Then I`d take a nap.

[TheSinger1812]

So why does a Geek Online Dating add come up? 0.o

[3picK4t]

Id flip them the bird and fly off with a peguin :3

[MythicalTwilight]

The geeks will inherit the earth

[thisvideoisover]

i wish this comment would explode that would be FREGGIN EPIC!:)

[Gillie98girl]

I wouldn't help them, they made fun of me all those years.

[CANTxESCAPExTHExFATE]

I've been bullied, so I know how that is... Soooo I'd just be like "ok, I'll help. HA HA. Nahh I'm just joking. Go fuck a donkey." and then I would walk away.

[theoldschoolipod]

Man.this shit is deep =O

[AnarchyWings100]

I'd do it, but I’d compromise with them.

"You can use my nose one night for the rest of my life IF, I get to bash the complete and utter shit out of you, until I’m satisfied that all those years of shit you gave me, was worth it."

[annamparsons]

I'd probably be like "screw you, if you think you need to make fun of me for being different then why do you want me to use it for your advantage?!"

[PoptartsCh0c0l4te]

ahaha obviously the right thing to do is to let go of the past and help Santa, cuz hes giving presents and stuff, but most likely after years of bullying im pretty sure Rudolph has some major mental issues, he probably was like "i don't wanna" and Santa's like "do it bitch!" and he was forced to fly that sleigh that night. or it was all happy candy canes and snowdrops. who knos the truth...hahah maybe Fox knows muwhahahahahah

[turtlecrrazy]

i'd mess santa up ;-)

[Volvandese]

It's surprising more people don't seem to realize this. I actually re-watched the goofy old claymation movie of it last year, and I was kind of horrified.

[blackops6231]

i would shove my red nose up there asses then be normal with no red nose

because there asses would help me blend in and i would get to play monopaly

[LivinOffAPrayer]

Mind blown. I would help for the kids I would be delivering presents to.

[MysteriousSecret13]

I would'nt help them

[LMcFierce]

<333



[TrippyScopes]

I wouldnt

[Tygerlily179]

You always have the best ideas when your wet :D

[shaylnbaby10210]

@Tygerlily179 heh spencer shay reference

[Tygerlily179]

@shaylnbaby10210 hehe c: yup

[NinjaSammich12]

I'd bitch slap them... Right after I helped the children of the world :3

[myfrenz4eva]

What i dont get is why his red nose helped them through a snow storm? and what is Santa too poor/ dumb to get headlights on his sleigh?

[dck1993]

i'd be the bigger person and help them

[meiunkumo]

Who gives a shit about little kid's presents?! I'd never help people who bullied me for 10 years!

[InsanityLiving]

you put waaaaay to much thought in this.

But i love you anyways

[sixbrandon004]

Oh no! He's secretly a furry!

[SammieTalent13]

I'd help because I can. That's the point of the story, to forgive and forget. To help others and that one day, even if people treat you bad now, one day you'll be the one who is victorious. :D

[fireisua]

i would kick them and then help when im flying i would shit ands kick more deers

[seablue6686]

i wouldnt help! id be all, oh HELL no b*tch! and them smile, just spreadin the lurve :)

[bullydanyellaloo]

do u live with stefan? well idk your story pretty much

[IfeelikeVlogging]

♥ you 2

[abisadaannelise]

i would help only because i seem to forgive and forget very fast

[oliviaxelaine]

JUSTICE

[Whatzittooya17]

gotta love this.RANT RANT RANT.poor poor rudolph. :) --- Sent From cyr1216's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[angryangel221]

@gwenkilljoy hahaha

[OfficialMurderDolls]

If I were Rudolph, I'd tell them all to suck my big red shiny nose.

[TheItsnotfriday]

rudolph hitler.

[KeyonaLiikesCakee]

@TryandCatchtheWind They already are ninjas. ^^

[TheFiveOfUsAreDying]

fuck da police. fuck them bitches.

[ffslucky3]

i'd be like fuck off

[MrElneta]

if i was rudolph i would say "look santa fuck u, fuck ur ugly ass candy , fuck ur fucking fat body, fuck ur ugly big belt, fuck ur fucking big ass boots, fuck ur white hair, fuck ur fucking big beard, fuck ur ur red ass nose, fuck ur stupid dears, and fuck all the damn fucking kids that still believe in u, dont u ever cum at me like that nigga, dirty ass pussy ass nigga"(damn i thought santa was white)

[Justinelovesmetal]

If I was Rudolph, I'd be annoyed that all of a sudden they'd accept me just so they could use me. I'd blow Santa and the reindeer off and take my suer duper unique shiney red nose and continue to be an individual, and outcast.

[XwomenIshtar]

dear* haha XD i know it's not a guy but whatever.

[XwomenIshtar]

i think the rudolph guy spent his whole life wanting to be accepted and treated like everyone else, so when he got a chance, he took it. he didn't want to make them pay for making fun of him. he just wanted to be normal. it makes sense to me.

[KagomeHHaruhiF]

8 people would've helped. But I probably would've pointed Cyr's point out, like:

"Oh, you always made fun of my nose and NOW you need my help??? Bull. Screw you guys, i'm goin' home."

[TheRealShaba421]

CYR WHY ARE YOU SAD ?!?!!??!!?!?! D:

[leafytreehouse]

I think rudolph was pretty heroic to do that. You have to give people a second chance, because if you don't, you won't have friends, you'll just be a self-pitying reindeer crying reindeer tears.

Yeah, some people could exploit you, but if you're REALLY a good person and REALLY are better than those horrible people, you'd help them out. For better or for worse. Because it's part of your character. At least you can walk away with your head held high.

[angryangel221]

@BreAnna5392 hell yeahs :3..... but noone would ever know about the murder part

[morganablackrat]

i would have killed Santa and stated a massacre EVERYONE SHALL DIE MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[theEmilypi]

7 people have red noses

[theEmilypi]

7 people have red noses

[carlymahiot]

i'd burn all the other reindeer noses so they wer read like mine.

[FF9MovieMaker]

Being first i'd totally takes shits behind on all the other reindeer

[jadoremaunier]

Omg this is so weird... I was just thinking about this whole Rudolph thing the other day. EXACTLY what you were saying...

[eliluv33]

Anyone else wondering why he was thinking about Rudolph in the shower???

That's kinda random isn't it? XD what made you think of that Cyr?

[Anime9vampiress]

@eliluv33 You have a point, a disturbing point....

[fang666party]

dude i just realized something, im fucking rudolph lol.... wait a second....

[malk0987]

poor little push-over Rudolph

[SMOBSK8RELI22]

tell them eat a dick

[Chris12Watson]

You and Onision always think of the craziest things that actually makes sense while you're in the shower lol

[PlasticInk]

It's weird how i always thought of the story like this and never mentioned it.

[iluvpatch1]

no freaking way i had to sing that song in school and i pointed that out and the teacher got mad at me

[horrorfreak987]

so wait, is ur name vincent or ryan? i am confoozed >.< and in love with u!

[01Noodle01]

ffdtayskjd yes... But Rudolph saved Christmas he was a badass 'n' I'm pretty sure after that mistake Santa 'n' all those other reindeer worship his difference :p

[MintyNapalm]

I love you.

[Morteth666]

Steal the presents, because they dont see a fucking thing, but I do. Deliver them myself, get famous, be the Xmas icon, so leave Santa and those raindeer motherfuckers broke and die in cold, because the Santa´s house is now MINE! Die, Santa! You ignorant son of a bitch! long live rock n roll and raindeers with hell red noses! \m/ :D

[KeyonaLiikesCakee]

@TryandCatchtheWind Thanks :D

[SocialAesthetics]

It shocks me how rational this is.

Also, I'd drive them into a cliff. If I were Rudolf.

[xInYourPantzx]

I'm all too nice...so I would help...

[janayana]

Yeah, I would help them. One word. Headlights.

[nickylm12345]

YU are AWESOME cyr --- Sent From cyr1216's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[keg2014]

no i would not...i get bullied in school and i'm an only child, so i'm like a real-life Rudolph, and i would not help them at all -.-

[OMGitsH3Nry]

... i never thought of it that way... o.O

[BellaCullenRey]

hahahahahaha i think i would still help and fart all the way :D, maybe throw a little poop or two, so that way they'll learn! XD

[scifichic4639]

i would never help those bitches!!!!!!!! they dont deserve it so why should i help them if i were rudolph!!!................... momentarally lost my train of thought when i realized how far down cyr's hoddie was unzipped and stefan walks on screen with no shirt on....... sorry ok im back now... christmas has turned into a time where people tell stories or sing songs making other people look back and or make themselves look good..

[SarahAdrianneXP]

oh yuh rudolph please help us with your nose so bright

[lola98908]

I wouldn't have help them. They made fun of him bull*hit. They just wanted help because they needed help forr themselves to make them better!!!!!!

[brittanyBOMBASTiC]

I would tell tell them "You can suck my fluffy bunnies!"

[MrBmthiscool]

i would say fuck noo!!!!!!!!!!

[Allikinz0708]

If I were Rudolph, I would steer them into a cliff and jump out of the way just in time :)

[missmusiclover1717]

Those glasses are the shit!

[mssupermonster15]

I love you too

[sodasirap]

If I was rudolph, I'll make funny videos in youtube and become famous and make my own money and silly teenage girls will worship me like I'm some kind of cult leader and then I'll make multiple personal channel; so anyone messing with me in the past or present, I can just say out their name in my vids and these girls will fuck the crap out of them bullies.

[IvianTRWC]

I would tell them they need to get a flashlight or something cuz I'm not helping them!

[TheBlackshaddy]

I would tell them to go fuck their selfs and make a fucking flashlight and tell them to kiss my ass

[XSweetSorrowTV]

I totally agree

I've always wandered the same thing lol

[fizzlesnarf]

i would tell them to f**k off and eat skittles ;D

[cupcakeprincess813]

I would blow up the north pole!!

[thebiibzz]

If I was Rudolph I'd hate bang the shit out of Mrs. Claus then run off with that one elf that wanted to be a dentist.

[DelaneySpeaks]

If I was Rudolph I would kick the balls out of their.. balls.

[xXEastJesusNoWhereXx]

I'd fly in the front... and shit on them as I flew.

[TheBlackshaddy]

My childhood now is very depressing and yeah

[starless1001]

If i was Rudolph i would be like F*** all you.You treated like shit before.Cant thouhs stupid Elvs make a Flash light or something.

[CedarXD]

If Rudolph were to shit the entire way, It would hit all of them in the face, Even Santa. But you know what, they would have to f****** deal with it like Rudolph had to deal with the bullying.

[ddegithink]

Cyr, who bullied you? I've often thought the same thing about this song.

[ToxicKitten13pq]

I LIKE YOUR KEY NECKLACE!

[trapazoidyay]

why is cyr sad :(

[imNumann]

now that you think about it... a sad story truly.

[Greyraiiin]

Holy shit! A long shower you took there!

[snapf00]

I was just talking about this with friends last week!

[JodieBarbwireHeart]

if I was Rudolph I'd put Santa at the front of the sleigh and watch them ride to their deaths because he's so fucking heavy,infact they'd probably wouldn't even get of the ground!!

[Nifrayu]

That was brilliant Cyr.

[stephupurlyf]

if i were rudolph, id still do it, because I'd be the only thing that stands in the way of kids getting presents. But I'd milk it for all its worth. Santa and the other reindeers would have to treat me like royalty to get me to lead their sleigh every year!

[HyperSugarKid]

I would let the jocks die!

[Vfreak8]

I'd take a reindeer dump in santa's mouth while he was asleep. 

[TheBermudaTriangle69]

I would slaughter all of their families in front of them and then kill them after. then ill approach Santa and say "Come at me bro" and when he did i would pull out a sawed off shotty and blow his brains out his ass then be a try-hard and deliver all the presents by myself.

[bisa187]

i hate that story now

[sympatador]

I wouldn't help them...Screw 'em!

[SerenaImara]

Relating ot to a real life situation id be like no, f u! there are these girls in my grade for the past 2 yrs have bren so jelous of me and have been sorude to me no matter how nice i am and i know how it feels to be put down by someone then used only to be put down again

[SerenaImara]

Relating to a real life sistuation id be like no why should i, f u!

[DestroyaDoll]

Personally...I always interpreted the moral of the story the following way:

A. It's a good thing to be unique. No matter what other people(or reindeer :P)say, you have value.

B. Be careful who you project your own neurotic issues upon. You never know when you may need their help, etc.

If I was Rudolph, I would have probably gone to the island of misfit toys and then stayed with them... Thus, no more Santa drama. XP

[Bloodyzombiedragon]

you were in the shower thinking this o.o

[IshootURface]

Well, seeing as how I'd be a reindeer, I'd use my hooves to kick them in the neck as hard as I can.

[GingaTheNinga]

wow...just wow....

[cryingbleedingheart0]

Cyr, you're a genius for thinking of this in the shower, I would've never thought of this til now. and for that I thank you :)

[norakuyumjian]

i love your hair like this. i missed it. :)

[nathan2crazy]

i would do it and since its foggy and they wont know where they are going i would fly Santa into a active volcano or something :D

[joxng]

omg!! Thats true

[irubyt]

I'd be like "fuck no bitches, my nose isn't THAT bright. Plus it's not like there has never been fog before on christmas. Hell there have been christmas' with FUCKING BLIZZARDS what did you do then? I bet you just used a fucking light. So do that"

[Tammiethejanitorx]

You know what I think of in the shower? ;D

[wilburn135]

I'd make them miss Christmas... or I'd eat them all and deliver the damn presents myself.

[katkid1016]

I'd be damn proud of my glowing nose all my life, and if they made fun of it, but suddenly needed my help, they can go fuck themselves!

I know it's not good to hold a grudge, but seriously? Just put flashlights all over the saddles or something.

[SamyRotu]

I would've helped anyway. Rudolph was put in the front so all the other reindeer had to stare up his anus the entire way.

[ASDKristine]

Nah I wouldn't help those basterds if I was Rudolph lol

[AlanaL1718]

id be pissed but id probably think about it and "help them" to see how i felt all those years they treated me like shit...it would be a glorious time for Rudolph the red :D

[RestrictedRachel]

If I were Rudolph, I would make them get on their knees and beg me to assist them. Then, sign a contract agreeing that they would never make fun, or underestimate me again. Or make the currency have my face on it. Either way, they'd definitley pay for all those years of ridicule. So would Santa. "Thanks for all the help, bitch. Give me a shit load of presents and apologize for not helping me in a time of need. Fuck you and your family." Or something along those lines would be said. (:

[angryangel221]

if i was rudolph i would lead them to their death since they couldn't see shit!

[Tokiohotel192]

@angryangel221 HAHAHAHAHAHHAA omg that's the best one Lol!!

[Zanester360]

@angryangel221 correction. THEY COULD SEE SHIT >:]

[BreAnna5392]

@angryangel221 hahaha murder suicide?

[gwenkilljoy]

@angryangel221 I'm sure they could see shit. They where looking up his ass the whole journey....

[NEONC0TT0NCANDY]

if i was Rudolf i would not help them i would also throw snow at them then a tree then i would make fun of there normal noses

[alarocker]

If I was Rudolf I would punch those dumb reindeer in the face for not including me.(: