funny video (beauty & the beast) cantonese

[BlackRabbitChu]

Lol so funny frist i watch CINDERELLA then later this this even funny LOL XD The beast say i want to play with u then bell say i don't have nothing to play, play my father Lol

[ohsojaunty]

lmao way to kill this movie.

been looking around so hard to find the cantonese version of this film!

anyone know where i can find it

[cdltaug27]

"I'll bring you to brush ur teeth"

"brush my teeth? There's toothpaste here?"

"U can take any type you want"

"Really?"

"FOLLOW ME (English)"

lol

[cdltaug27]

*beast shows himself in the light*

*Belle looks away*

"He can really eat a lot, he's gonna eat until ur bankrupt!"

lol..... u guys r creative~

btw........ i speak cantonese too

[asjdhfjkasdfasdhfasd]

Love the dub!!

[Purecheekyheart]

"Follow me!"

[tvbattic]

Very creative and funny!

[TheKeithoh]

Candlestick: Master?

Beast: What?

Candlestick: Actually, you can't really finish the roasted piglet by yourself. Instead of wasting food, what if you give me a pig toe? (for him to lick)

Beast: Hrrgh..

Candlestick: Whoah, (the breath) is stinkier than the toilet.

Belle: Don't you dare come any closer! I haven't brushed my teeth in 10 days. It's stinkier than yours.

Beast: I'll take you to brush you teeth.

Belle: Brush my teeth. Do you have toothpaste.

Beast:I have any types of brand. Follow me

[TheKeithoh]

Belle: If that so, I have to sell my dad!

Dad: Belle, don't sell daddy! I'll be very miserable.

Belle: Get off me!

Dad: Belle!

Belle: Bye bye!

Dad: Please, let me go!

Beast: If I hear one more word from you I will castrate you! Sell him to Dai Fu Ho [In Cantonese it is 大富豪, it's a night club in Hong Kong]

Dad: What! Don't sell me to Dai Fu Ho! Please let me go, I beg you! Don't go to Dai Fu Ho, I beg you! I want to go to China Town [In Cantonese, it is 中国城，it's another night club in Hong Kong ]

[TheKeithoh]

Belle: (Continue...) Five pieces of chicken! Beast: Mmm? Belle: Well, at the most, I can add a roasted piglet more. Beast: That's little. You said you can give me a roasted piglet? Dad: Don't do it Belle. Roasted piglet is very expensive! Belle:The roasted piglet will be the best type. Beast: In your dreams! You at least must add two more nice roasted geese. Belle: Can you eat all of that?! [Best showing himself] Dad: He really can eat all of that! He will eat until you bankrupt!

[TheKeithoh]

Belle: Screw you! You shouldn't ask in the first place!

[The beast came in and scared Belle]

Belle: What happened! Is this some kind of movie?

Beast: Screw you! [In cantonese it is ：拍你条命]

Belle: Don't you dare touch me! If you want to play, play with my dad!

Beast: Your dad is not fun to play with!

Belle: I;m not fun to play with too! You can smell my breath, it's very stinky!

Beast: Whoah! It's really stinky! I nearly passed out!

Belle: IF you release me, I will treat you (some meal)

[TheKeithoh]

Rough translation: Belle: What the heck! Why it is so dark in here? Is there anybody here? Dad: Belle?! Candlestick: What? Beautiful lady? (In cantonese, 姐姐can mean beautiful older lady) Belle: Dad?! Dad: Please help me get out of here! Belle: I would be stupid to do that! Dad: Why? Belle: I would rather leave here first! Dad: Oh, your mouth is so stinky! Belle: I haven't brushed my teeth in 10 days! Dad: It useless you tell me that! There is no tooth paste in here!

[baibaiwo]

Belle : Go fuck yourself! Why is it so dark here? Is there anyone here? Dad: Belle? Belle: Dad? Lumiere: Sister? Dad: Help me quick! Belle: I would be stupid to be bothered with you. I should leave first. Dad: Why is so breathe so smelly? Belle: I haven't brushed my teeth in 10 days. Dad: There is no point telling me, there is no toothpaste here. Belle: Then why did you mention it? "*Beast appears* Belle: What's wrong? Throwing a tantrum? Beast: * I don't understand what he just said

[lisalzsun]

Follow me~ xDDD I DIEEE

[HeyyyyThereItsIvayyy]

"if you let me go, i'll take you out to eat."

[AsianInvasionYaY]

AHAHAHAHAH

[XxInfernalJasonxX]

lol XD best ( follow me)XD

[chuPOO]

OMG is this real?? AHHAHAHAH

[perniciousnc]

cantonese is the best LOL

[Krazyarab69]

LOL ROFL

[natynattirb]

"I'll take you to brush your teeth."

"Brush teeth? You have toothpaste?"

"I have everything."

"Really?"

"Follow me."

[Kizumi888]

best fandub ever!!!! xD

[Kizumi888]

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[no100yang]

LOL!!!!!!!

[qingqingyep]

OMG

"Don't come here, i have 10 days that has no brush teeth "

"come , you have to brush teeth "

"What isn't here haven a toothpaste ??"

"That has all kind of toothtpaste here"

"Really?"

[kevinduong4]

LOL!

[heiyue97]

this is h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s! i showed it to my cousin in hk and she cant stop laughing~

[TheBennyboye]

follow me lol!

[JoFloball]

HAHAHAHAAHAH

[0ReiChan]

Belle: I also have nothing to touch. Can you smell how bad my breath smells

Beast: wow it really does smell. Also you hair smells.

[leyweissy]

pak nei tieu meeeeeng!!!

[xkat528]

ahahahha :D

best vid ever >:D

[BamItsVivi]

Dad: No Bell! Don't sell daddy! Daddy is so poor!

Bell: Go away!

Dad: BELL!!

Bell: Bye bye! :D

[Gundanium0]

Hillarious ! Touch my daddy if you want I got nothing to touch lol ! :D

[tinyheartbreakx]

xDD she sounded like "bye bye !  <3" 1:41

[jengkiesville]

cantonese ghost must be very funny

[MajinBror]

好笑，好好笑！

LOL

[greeenluvsyou]

THIS IS HILARIOUS. LOL. 'You have toothpaste??" She seemed so bewildered. XDD

[getyourlook]

Hahaha this is epic

[Ita88]

when the beast first spoke, I could have SWORN he said "I''ll break you meeeeeeeen"

[sevenbebe]

LOOOOOOL "follow me..."

[Rubystars1000]

The voice actors they hired are truly terrible unless this is a fan version. No emotion in the voices at all, like they're just reciting lines

[TaiGekTou]

This is a comedy fan-dub, not meant to be serious.

[missjtsang]

HAHAHA. You clearly don't understsand cantonese... xD And even so, I've heard worse from official dubs. Disney does a good job on all their dubs though.

[kunnavang]

@Rubystars1000 don't get your panties in a bunch this is just a parody done for the lullz |: if you didn't die laughing it's probably because you don't understand the language and probably shouldn't have posted anyway.

[ily777ful]

LOLOLOLOLOL. "i'll gve you food."

[angelzstar]

freaking hilarious! XD

[PRINCEKYARII]

LMAO.. "FOLLOWME!"

[makeupismyescape]

'if you want to touch somebody, touch my dad...'

'YOUR DAD has nothing to touch!'

'Say anything else I'll neuter your ass'

LOLOLOLOL!!!!

[JamesJiansen]

OMG!!! WTF!!!

[roseeatsbabies]

lmfao i havent brushed my teeth in 10 days!!!

[l1u1v1a1n1i1m1e]

dont mess around wif me!

if you wanna mess with anyone.. mess with my dad.

[saigoXnoXyume]

OMG

" I haven't brushed my teeth in 10 days "

" Don't tell me, there's no tooth paste here "

[KristaTheSinga]

@saigoXnoXyume hehe

"why is your breath so stinky?"

"i haven't brushed my teeth in 10 days!"

"there's no use in telling me, there's no toothpaste here"

lol

[animemily3027]

who's idea is it to add all these bad language into this

[mayumiwinn]

everything is funnier in canto!!!

[Ch1nGFuX2]

Lol hell of course its not

[Riyakan]

LOL?

"why the fuck is it so dark in here?"

LOL?!

[RapidEyesCream]

whats 'chunggoksing'?

[yehzhaofeng]

Chinatown.

[TheKevinGOGO]

LOL!

[Ch1nGFuX2]

Not really sure but it pretty much means mainland china

[Darkheroeslord]

LMFAO! 10 days without brushing her teeth!!! LOL!

And selling her dad! LMAO!

[pinkchocopuff]

cantonese translation is always funny : D

[IBabyEata]

lol

"my god you didn't brush your teeth"

"i couldn't there's no tooth paste here"

[grilledp00]

its in cantonise my family language but i speak english

[musicnlights]

HAhaha man i laugh everything i watch this

[pointypencil1]

Ok, so I was reading through the comments and I realized this was a fake dub. I thought it was how people saw Beauty and the Beast in a different country, and that the thing we were laughing at was the bad acting. But now I know I didnt get it because they are saying funny stuff in a different language

*sighs* Well, it was still funny, even though I cant understand it

[pointypencil1]

LOL

at 1:41 Belle's stretching out her hand all dramatically, but her voice is like "see ya later pop!"

[dark0fday]

Lol i know, it's like she's 2 different people or something - at one point she's all "Oh geez don't take me, take ma dad!", without a care in the world about others, then suddenly she's all sad that her dad's gone and everything... Still funny though :P

[ShenLeng]

LMAO .

[alu1987]

if this is the correct version, Jackie Chan is supposed to be the voice of the beast, speaking and singing.

[Anime101z]

1:41 i WAS DIEING OF LAUGHTER!!!

Lumiere was HIGHLARIOUS!

And when thew Beast groaned at 2:11 !!!!

EPIC!!!!LOLZ!!

[lauragledhill]

belle had practically no inflection in her voice at all... lumiere was hysterical!

[l1u1v1a1n1i1m1e]

LOLLLL

its so funi!!

[sakuraislove]

at 1:41 i laughed .

[aznxkimmi]

that was hilarious!

[Godservant4earth]

TOOTH PASTE!!!! HAHAHAH!!!

[AngelWivABentHalo]

ok ... i admit i understood NONE of what was said, but i found the voice of Lumiere and the Beast absolutely hilarious! ooh... I hope that doesn't sound racist - sorry!!! :S

[k3lly06]

wow how did ur mouth stink so bad lol

[NavyBabyBlue]

oh my god! this is hilarious!

[apeada521]

u are nvjesdhbgvu9oerbvb

[xUndeefined]

LMAOOO

[chengqoo2000]

you copy iversoni3i3i3 's video=o=

[hanonluver]

AHAHHAHAHHAAHHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

HAVENT BRUSHED TEETH FOR DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is soooo funny!!!!!!!!

"there is no toothpaste here!!!!"

[cutienico218]

can't belive belle say fuck

[pamela2888]

Great shit man!!!

Hilarious!!

[CrAzyHKgirl]

thiesien me! bogo geej ho siew la ;p

try to translate that ;p

[dimdup]

puahah too funny!! "don't mess with me! mess with my father!"

[Bioloser]

LMFAO best dub ever XD

"follow me", lol. Isn't that a toothpaste brand ?

[k1tchan]

This is genius! Perfect dialogue to the scenes!

[Ok4Sh1Ra]

LMAO!!! joi chou ngorh yim jorh lei lmao

[littlemisshuii]

LOL, there's no toothpaste here. ahhaaa.

[aznfire923]

This is so funny.

[aIlelujah]

1:43 HAHA

[pullumpurna]

dis is not as funny as da Cinderella 1. It's da same ppl editing da clip tho

[boberryz]

da voice of belle sounds liek gillian o_O" LMAO

[Eatdinnerplates]

The missing part 2:

Belle: Then why mention my breath?

Beast: *ROAR*

Belle: What's going on? Are we filming a movie?

Beast: We're filming (playing with) your life!

Belle: Don't screw me. If you need to fuck, fuck my dad.

Beast: Ain't no good screwing your dad.

Belle: Ain't no good screwing me either. Here, smell my breath, doesn't it stink?

Beast: PU,it stinks!

Belle: if you let me go, I'll treat you to dinner. 5 chickens!

[Eatdinnerplates]

Translation part 6:

Belle: Brush my teeth? You have toothpaste?

Beast: Toothpaste in all flavors, baby.

Belle: Really?

Beast: Follow me.

[Eatdinnerplates]

Translation part 5:

Dad: No, no, not the Dafouhou. Please, please, anything but that. I need to get to Chinatown.

Belle: *cries*

Candle: uh, uh. If you think about it, you cant finish the pork by yourself. Save me the pigs toe, that I can have a few licks? Better than wasting good food.

Beast: grrrr

Belle: *sobs* Dont come near me! I havent brushed my teeth in 10 days! My breath is worse than yours!

Beast *contemplates* Ill take you to brush your teeth.

[Eatdinnerplates]

Translation part 4:

Belle: Well, I have no choice. Im selling my dad.

Beast: Deal!

Dad: Belle, dont sell Daddy, please.

Belle: Piss off.

Dad: Bellllleee.

Belle: Bye bye, la.

Dad: Please, please let me go.

Beast: Shut your trap. *orders carriage* Sell him in Dafouhou

[Eatdinnerplates]

Translation part 3:

Belle: ehhat most, Ill add on (pork?)

Beast: Youre saying, youll add ...(pork?)

Dad: Noo Belle! Its too expensive.

Belle: High class pork. The best one.

Beast: You wish.

Beast: At the very least, two more roast ducks!

Belle:you really eat that much?

Belle: *gasp*

Dad: He really eats tons! Hell eat you into bankruptcy!

[Eatdinnerplates]

In case some non-speakers didn't catch on, this is a parody of the scenes. Translation part 1: Belle: What the hell? Why is it freaking dark here? Is anyone here? Dad: Belle? Candle: ehh? Sis? Dad: Quickly get me out of here! Belle: Why should I care? Dad: *coughs* Belle: If anyones getting out, Im getting out first Dad: *gasp* Why does your breath suddenly stink? Belle: I havent brushed my teeth in 10 days! Dad: Its useless telling me. Theres no toothpaste here.

[bloodCLASSIQUE]

Belle: What the hell? Why is it so dark? Is anyone here? Dad? Candle: Belle? Hey, sis. Dad: Hurry, let me out! Belle: You must be crazy! I'd save myself first! Dad: How come your breath stinks? Belle: I haven't brushed my teeth in 10 days! Dad: Telling me won't so any good, there's no toothpaste here. Belle: Ew! Then why did you ask? Beast: Rawr!!! Belle: What? Is someone shooting a movie? Beast: Hells no! Belle: Then what it is? Don't screw with me, k? Screw with my dad.

[zilverdragon380]

LMAOLMAO.xDDD!

[MissL117]

lol i wish i could understand this... it seems really funny... any full translation pleaaase??? (*.*)

[skyraida]

this place has toothpaste?

lol awesome pardoy

[Estirennie]

i can understand what there saying

[Tofupue]

Dad: Please, let me go!

Beast: If you keep on yelling I will castrate you.

Funny, heihei~

[iamnoone21]

I luv it man! ROFLMAO! "there's no toothpaste here!"

[swtsha]

"bye bye la!" "follow me..." LMFAO LMFAO shit made me laugh so hard..

[FlameEmber]

Nothing against Cantonese, but just the voice actress of Belle. She ALWAYS sounds like she's complaining, very very annoying whiny voice. and the Beast isn't very fierce sounding at all.

[darksniperdragon]

This isn't a literal translation, it's a fan parody.

[300076379]

FOLLOW ME... HAHAHAHHAHAH

[Yunaira]

Its pretty funny. But jeez, they swore lol. I like the part where shes like "Don't come near me, my breath is stinkier than yours!"

[LOLxWTF]

Lol. So cruel to her father... zD

[ShangXiang]

LMAO the chinese beast is so funny and there not even saying what the englisg verion says they only say some of it rite lol

[diessemia]

i love this "you can eat my father

[lilyRAYofsunshine]

omg, he did says bbq man!

[Guernicaman]

I could of sworn I heard Beast say, "BarBeCue Man!"

[veroknickers]

Lulz.

Dad: Let him eat me.

Belle: Kay, bye! :D

[chaosrealm93]

lmao, a lot of repetition, but still funny

[titanfan5]

Beast sounds like he has something stuck in his throat. XD funny vid

[kienez]

nothing dubs better than Cantonese script :) so funny lol..

[MilkyShooter95]

Follow me hahahahaha

[GoLeafsGoBaby]

TOOTHPASTE LOL!!!! And swearings in Cantonese at the beginning (ding lay ga fai) lol!!! Perfect for children :p

[Merupuri]

they don't sound afraid at all just like normal talk totally doesn't match the faces

[cl11625]

reply to merupuri:

its a parody, not actual translation from the film lol

[micnic420]

dude that insane!! it just doesn't go! it looks weird it doesn't match there faces and the beast sounds a little freaky like molester freaky! haha she just says bye with little emotion. people should just learn english. the candle sounds dumb.

[tidus10555]

0.14Belle's dad:help me out of here! 0.16Belle:don ever think of it 0.19Belle's dad(coughing):why is your mouth stink? 0.20Belle:i didn't brush my teeth for 10 days 0.23Belle's dad:it's pointless to tell me cause here got no toothbrush 0.24Belle:crap!then what for you say? 0.27Belle:what happen?filming movie? 0.29Beast:film your life! 0.33Belle:don play anything to me if you wan play with my dad 0.36Beast:your dad have nothing to play 0.38Belle:so do i,try to smell my mouth -continue-

[KieranTsang08]

not toothbrush, toothpaste

[tidus10555]

so freaking funny with cantonese...and changes

[acgbnkisd]

stupid

[linhuytung]

FACKING THE canton

[HSMamanda]

lmao!!

[linhuytung]

FACKING THE canton

[LittleChickenEgg]

omg is there more of this?!

[LAPTOP1202]

LOL "joy chole or yim jor lei ar" if u talk again ill cut your dick off LMAO

[Yanagi225]

OMG, this is freakin' hilarious. XD

I didn't think there'd be something like this haha!

[SwissChickn6]

omg what a load of crap synch LOOOOL

[richardaj230]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA......too bad you have to know canton to understand this, its really funny.

[mergongirl]

i know! its hilarious!! better than the english version!

[johannaissexy]

the language and voices ruined the movie

[yingying98]

>:(

[yingying98]

ohhhhhhhhhh my goodddddddddd my aunt needs to frickin see this!

[iLuvDbsk637]

THIS CRAP IS HILARIOUS!

[kalingzeye]

wow that dubbing sounds horrible... lawl....

[shadewong]

HAHA~

love the slang =P

[ljduckie]

xD "you didn't brush your teeth"

"if you want to touch somebody, touch my dad, not me, I smell" xDD

[asnpurity]

wish there were subs =p

[chickitygurl]

@lailum this is not the official dub, it was a funny version, its telling a different story!! jeez

[yangsing]

ROFL smellier than a sewer

[castyteo]

i love the changing of the story!! at first these are like for little kids and we get bored of it after watching once...but now we can watch it like 1000 times and we wont get bored! this is damn funny!

[BurialApplicant101]

OMG it so funny XD

[ERiCAxKUN]

Lol in the first few seconds she's like

"Goddammit,why's it so dark?" xD

[ERiCAxKUN]

LOL, They're like "There's no toothpaste."

and in the end, the beast was like "I'll tae you to go brush your teeth" and she's like "WTF, there's toothpaste?!"

[alanykl13]

hilarious! they change the whole conversation into something damn funny! you have got to understand the language to actually LAUGH OUT LOUD!

[Sinne]

Haha this was hilarious. xD

'I haven't brushed my teeth in 10 days!'

People, this is a COMEDY DUB.

[AkariLee]

lol so stoic. don't worry folks this is not the real recording!

[MovieKidX3]

"Don't do me, if you haf to...Do my dad"

"Theres nothing to do with your dad"

LMAO~~~

[xXxcrimsonkissesxXx]

I got to 37 seconds... way too funny.

[djepic112]

Oh my god, the Chinese dub is HORRENDOUS. I don't know if this was a home made dub but it sounds like it. Shame on bad Chinese actors.

[neokasuki]

fucking retard

[djepic112]

It's funny cos the acting is so ridiculously bad. I really think this is home made. Shame on China (like usual with all the bad things that come out of it) and Disney for selecting those actors.

It just sounds like the people are having a phone conversation and the sound was not mixed at all.

Fake or real?

[w0Lfy]

its done on purpose, i doubt they'd actually publish something like this. Besides, it's meant for COMEDY, and its dubbed for FUN. LOL, Disney selecting those actors? Do you even know what the characters are talking about in the video? It's obviously FAKE.

[strawberrycream]

hey dumbass, dont comment if you dont understand what this is all about. like wtf is the point of watching something when you so obviously hate it. and if you actually had a brain you wouldve found out that its supposed to be funny and not professional. so stfu

[kunnavang]

@djepic112 this isn't a the official dub this is a parody. |: don't post if you don't know what you're talking about--like they say, at least you can look smart if you keep your mouth shut.

[AreYouAFool]

Why is this funny, I can't understand it.

The only funny thing was Belle's uninterested voice

[trevazacksmith]

lmao love it

[pluto399]

OMGhaha thats sooo funny. great job :)

[Fairy206]

Ahahahahahahahhahahahaha, oh my god, genius dubbing.

[chameleon567]

You'd be unlucky if you can't speak cantonese, because you wouldn't be able to know how funny this is.

[Cotoprius]

LOL Omigosh. If there's a dvd for this, then I want it! ^__^

[darlindarian]

my mouth skinks I haven't even brushed my teeth in 10 days I haven't nothing to do with nothing if you want to mess with someone mess with my dad no han wo buh bye a