dr. richtofen quotes pt.1

[ThunderthePoodle]

Blondi? Is that you?

[robertpilar]

I seriously think/hope I made my point across.I don't mean to be a party-pooper,but I think doctors really are whores.Every fucking one of them,child molesters.

[robertpilar]

There.Hopefully I just made history.When a doctor goes to Hell,tell them Alannah sent them!

[robertpilar]

And just to clear things up,I was never raped by a doctor of any kind.But I fear it and hate it with a passion,and I think you should,too.All of you.

[robertpilar]

Do not spam me!I could be telling the absolute truth.The doctor is insane.EVERY doctor is insane.If you knew everything there is to know about the human body,wouldn't you have the urge to take advantage of that knowledge as well?

[robertpilar]

If Dr.Richtofen was president right now,the population rate would soar because he would be allowing doctors to get women pregnant,which is no surprise there.But it would be a nightmare come true.Maybe then I'll have something to fear other than rape from a doctor.I highly doubt mass rape is allowed in the US,but we have to keep in mind that every moment of every day,someone is getting molested or raped.

[robertpilar]

From my friend's niece.Look down.

[robertpilar]

3:27 Of course.You should have expected it,and the crazy exclaimations in the laughter.Then at 3:50 he started raping a little kid.4:10 He admitted he was insane.4:17 He REALLY started raping little kids.Dr.Richtofen is a child molestor.Why do you think he calls the zombies 'my child' and 'little children'?God,I feel ashamed to have been in love with a doctor.I feel sorry for every little kid that has to eventually go to the doctor..no.DEFINITLY not you,Richtofen.

[robertpilar]

FEAR THE DOCTAH!!! Yeah..thanks for the heads up

[robertpilar]

2:36 And to get raped

[robertpilar]

1:46 When your doctor says this,RUN

[robertpilar]

Yes,I do know who you are,mother fucker.

[robertpilar]

My friend's niece has such a strong hatred for doctos,she wants to start a revolution.

[robertpilar]

Yeah,the poor zombie got raped.

[MonsieurMacGregor223]

Look at all the body parts... SOMEONE GET ME A BAG!!

[noob69ish]

Someone pinched my nipple! xD

[RukiXXIII]

Can you imagine how the recording sessions for some of these lines must have gone?

[Zebirder]

No ammo? NnnnOoOoOoOOo!!!!!,

[azjayden]

someone pinched my nipple!

[DeathKnight1331]

@azjayden it was MEEE!!!

[bunnyofwar]

The doctor is a SPYYY!!!

[Skorpi00007]

omg, i never played that game and Im already in love with this character. Why is he so similar to the medic in tf2?

[xXTheHeroicGamerXx]

"So many body parts, I'M IN HEAVEN!" XDDDDDD that made me laugh so hard

[TheHomicidalChicken]

Nolan North?

[TheSeanbwoii]

@TheHomicidalChicken He voices Doctor Richtofen

[IBarracudaHD]

Richtofen for German President

[ZombieKillaRB6327]

Dr Richtofen's kicking Edward Cullen's sparkly ass.

[raulrolon7]

LMAO "ser ish only van two tree ohhh shit" that my favorite quote of all time from richtofen.

[brandongameing]

has anony 1 seen transforrmers 3 dutch sounds like dr. richtofen thubs up if u thick so

[dilmeetsingh30]

Is it in black ops annihalation

[frank6717]

@dilmeetsingh30 no the most is of COD World at war zombie maps

[bioshockwesker]

lol they rub the lotion on the door, they do this every time... or else they get the hose again

[TatsumakiOokami]

U CANNOT RESIST THE POWER OF THE WUNDERVAFER

[SolidLittle]

Nolan North is amazing.

[ToribashMedrick]

2:19 sooooo funny!!

[Soozie8D]

Thats it

Im going to fucking practice his voice

[fortunateson211]

Is it pronounced rich tofen or Rick tofen

[evilpianoguy531]

dempsey was the disliker

[angrygamertype]

his qoutes in ascension are well funny!

[MrsxWeskerx69]

"Sooo Manyyy Body Parts! Iiiiiiim In Da Heeaavaannnn!" *squeals*

[uppintheante2]

no ok ok thatz right ya!

[MrVideogamesfan]

Dr.Richtofen is the long lost Nazi cousin of Chuck Norris and Saxton Hale is the Australian cousin of Him too.

[DrWhoFreak100]

3:45 RAPE

[wizard101iamlvl40]

@EDDY2553 :D

[wizard101iamlvl40]

@EDDY2553 Chuck Norris disliked this video.

[goldeneyedsfan1]

Funniest quote: Look at the body parts....SOMEBODY GET ME A BAG! XD

[manguy10]

by far the best! "So many body parts! (high pich voice) IM IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[cphackerultimate]

agh one pinched my nipple XD

[MrNinjaskills101]

mommy said not to hurt doggys anymore

[xYanXnicKx]

Manfred Albrecht Freiherr von Richthofen was a german pilot in ww1-2

[ChezJamesy]

holy shit, its like what would happen if Patrick Bateman was German... and a doctor

[EVILEYEBROW13]

Theres all these longer quotes and the just randomly "screw you!"

[EMBvideos]

Way more catchphrases for world at war it seems

[myIpsnIisIgt00]

:{ dr. richtofen is dead if you have cod 5 zombies for iphone you wll see theat he dies so theats not hem thats a guy acting that he is dr. richtofen

[EMBvideos]

@myIpsnIisIgt00 how would he die on the ipod version but not the real version!?

[jifyum07]

my favorite in order

1. Richtofen

2. Tank

3. Nikolai

4. Takeo

[tundrashaul2324]

Dr.Richtofen  for President 2012!!

[wizard101iamlvl40]

@tundrashaul2324 He'll be better than Obama, thats for sure.

[CoDaC35]

@tundrashaul2324 OHHELLLL! NAHHH! LMAO

[greaserjlg]

4:25 to 4:30 sounds like my old girlfriend

[TheJuggernaut85]

for a 2010 video, it has such low-res pics...

[zackmodernwarfare]

takeo is japanese not chinese. if you played world at war then it would be obvious.

[DrRicktofen]

@EDDY2553 Thank you my fans, i know you love me, i will remember this when i plan for world conquest.....

[ollyization]

Could he be a squad leader but Dr Richtofen will also say random things and scare his squad id sign up to be in that squad :)

[vegeta8770]

haha i play nazi zombies just to hear his quotes just to make myself laugh and to KILL some zombies "I AM UNSTOPABLE"

[chumpmaster1010101]

I LONG TO BATHE NAKED... IN YOUR BLOOD!

[imapuredork]

i'd trade my dad for this guy

[DrRicktofen]

@imapuredork I'm not much of a father.....

[joshvaubat]

wonder wafa

[ironweiner]

He sounds like stewie from family guy kinda

[wizard7132]

Look at all those body parts... IM IN HEAVEN!!

[PoopTruffles]

Too bad you can't pick him off the back in zombies. I never get him in split screen

[DrRicktofen]

@PoopTruffles Indeed......i hate when i get takeo...



[PoopTruffles]

@DrRicktofen I always get the default characters on offline split screen. I wouldn't mind getting the Chinese dude :3

[DrRicktofen]

@PoopTruffles Takeo? He is is japanese, he is alright, just dont like playing as him, i play as me!

[J4rBoy]

2:15 Funniest friggin part lmao

[fufu1235678]

without bullets ill have to resort you SHTOPING LOL my fav line ^_^

[Pauricgallagher]

@fufu1235678 Schtabbing!

[zezu09]

You burn like beautiful fire fly UHHGGG SOMONE PINTCH MY NIPPLES

[bzflagkiller]

@zezu09 HAHAHAHAHHA XDDDD

[rhk01]

I FOUND ZEEE PIECE OF THE METEOR!!!!!

[sportsnut198]

I love the delicate flesh..... va

[jsands393]

Ooh, ahh, eeh, argh, oof, raaa, ow lol

[koentje911]

1,2, 1,2,3 aaaah too many to count! someone pinch my nipple :)

[connor373]

look at all zee body parts, SOMEONE GET ME A BAG!!

[sergiocable]

dr.richtofen rocks even if he is a nazi,the dr is the only nazi i like

[dylman108]

i love the doctor. he is so hilarious

[Theroflcopter888]

Wif outz bulletz, zhere can be no bullet woundz!

[USMCxMETEO]

Ahh someone pinched my nipple

[DK83pwns]

The voice of the doctor is also the voice of Drake from uncharted, fun fact.

[IRONEYED]

his laughs are epic!!!

[mackman1997]

DOUBLE TAP DOUBLE TAP DOUBLE TAP DOUBLE TAP DOUBLE TAP DOUBLE TAP DOUBLE TAP DOUBLE TAP ROOT BEER ROOT BEER....WHO DOESNT LOVE THE ROOT BEER....

[mackman1997]

DOUBLE TAP DOUBLE TAP DOUBLE TAP DOUBLE TAP DOUBLE TAP DOUBLE TAP DOUBLE TAP DOUBLE TAP DOUBLE TAP ROOT BEER ROOT BEER....WHO DOESNT LOVE THE ROOT BEER....

[biglegoman1]

lol some body pinch my nipple

[kyleftd93]

Nolan North you fucking legend!

[dairydave96]

look at all the body parts, SOMEBODY GET ME A BAG!

[crazybro3333]

you burn like beautiful fire fly ahh someone pinch my nipple

[unkowndeath]

he is my favorite character.

[wizard101iamlvl40]

From 4:11 to 4:21 is how I laughed after this vid and part 2 XD

[MrBluePeople]

Love richtofen

[theif519]

I would have thought Doctor Richtofen would have wore a Scientist's Coat or something.

[100hollowed]

LOL 1:32 who is your daddy XD

[L33TH47]

Aahhh somevone pinch my nipples

[ahunkofspam]

Richtofen is the best person on the planet.

[sinnis53]

you burn like a beautiful firefly some one pinch my nipple?!?! xD this dude is AWESOME!

[TheAngelmuffin]

4:13 to4:24 O.O

[RandomCrap2289]

HOW WONDAVA!!!

[T1HUMAN]

ED VANTS YOUR HEADDD!! XD

[thecooestlguyever]

4:42 to 4:46 sounds a little bit like the Joker.

[tufanyatta]

DIE ILLUMINANTI!!!XDDDDD

[fwimble]

Ze doctor percribez you... PAIN!

[TheShadow2095]

haha Doc Richtofen is my second favorite haha hes so scary sometimes though!! but hell yeah Id love to kill some hell pigs with Doc Richtofen and Nikolai and Dempsey....not Takeo though....anybody else in?

[SkylinexBleedsxRed]

@TheShadow2095 : Almost. Nicolai is my all time fav, Then Richtofen. I don't like the other two.

[insanepyro2]

@TheShadow2095 hell yea! Takeo would make fighting Zombies boring...

[thePS3lover0]

@insanepyro2 no, takeo rocks

[MaximumUpload]

@thePS3lover0 takeo sucks

[OpionatedPenguin]

heh... I laughed along with him xD

[lemansquattro]

4:25 - his little fit, followed by DOUBLE TAP ROOT BEER!

[lemansquattro]

I wish i was a voice actor.

I can be a Nazi Scientist, Assassin, Pimp and a Mercenary...

[zion4111]

It is BEAUTIFUL

[delectance992]

I almost died laughing when he started doing all the screaming noises.

[lolliee9]

its haard to believe the guy who voices richtofen is nolan north (nathan drake in uncharted, desmond miles in assassins creed)

[TheBadRobot112]

richtofen is the best character eva n they should make a game about him n it should ba called call of duty the wrath of richtofen or call of duty the legend of richtofen cuse he deserves his own game

[Real395]

@TheBadRobot112 Totally agree with you

[Nattaktak]

@TheBadRobot112 it should be Call Of Ze Doctor

[TheBadRobot112]

@Nattaktak hhhhmm not really cuse we still need the call of duty name infrount just because of selling and advertising purpesses but it could be called call of duty call of ze doctor but i still think it should have rictofen in it some were cuse chances are fans of the game and hard core zombie slayers like my self are gonna know that name and it just helps increase the sails of the actual game

[richtofen56]

@TheBadRobot112 i agree he is a god just like he said :D

[Link4093]

@TheBadRobot112  i agree

[jessewful]

@TheBadRobot112 ur right Treyarch should make a game about him. that would be awesome.

[xForgottenFaithx]

@TheBadRobot112 I also agree, Zhai Dockta needz a game of zis own! Nao!

[xForgottenFaithx]

wait wait did he just said, Die illuminati or I a illuminati or Go die illuminati or just the fact that illuminati does exsist by the fact DOCKTA Richtofen said so?........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[SNIPERELITECLAN]

He is my favorite character!!

[Jakkiechan1]

No monkey singalongs for the cadavers lmao!

[Wowsersohmy]

ed wants ur head! this confirms that richtofen was Maxis's assistant :D

[CPTG0dK1lleR]

Nolan North(Dr. Richtofen) is the voice actor of the Prince of persia , Madara Uchiha , Desmond Miles(Assasins creed) and Nathan Drake(Uncharted).

Fucking amazing.

[kiraville]

@DXSXDXSXD mine too!!!!! hes ma fav!

[themecman01]

AAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[dumpmymum]

Ngin from Crash Bandicoot much?

both activision

[ZombieCrazy100]

@dumpmymum HAHAHAH true. same expresions, Two weird guys, semi pervert xD

[Real395]

Could you PLEASE upload all Richtofen quotes from black ops Kino der Toten?

[tylerjustin97]

my fav richtofen quote from kino der tuten "ah it smells so wondervall!!!"

[lazyramadi]

in black ops, the funniest thing i heard richtofen say is when the hell hounds came one round he said, mommy told me not to hurt animals anymore, everybody in the game LMAOed

[stoopidoooo]

@lazyramadi lol the funniest thins i heard him say was when a little crawler blew up on him he just yelled ohhh the little bug went splat! then just yelled FILTHY FILTHY! really loud

[lazyramadi]

@stoopidoooo i could only imagine how he said it too, lol

[CPTG0dK1lleR]

@lazyramadi My fav one in Black Ops is similar. "MOMMY shed not thu pet zhe puppies"

[NachtDerSins]

I love his new Kino Der Toten phrases

His "no ammo" Phrase is hilarious :D

[roach13200]

@NachtDerSins i know when he says '' i need ammunition........ ahhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh!'' lol

[victorchapin3]

sounds like some weird porno, than zombies come in, than he kills them all and laughs

[RetardedxVideo]

awwww its a mini you!

you are spreading yourselfs thin ja!

ahh someone pinch my nipple!

you can not resest the power of the wunderwaffe! (best quote)

i love to bath naked...in your blood!

no, ja, goodwork

for those of you who dont know 'ja' is ya in German, and the 'W' is pernounced with a V sound.

i know German.

[Kiwizzle819]

2:18 ahh someone pinched my nipple LuLzz

[LordArgonash11]

3:38

I'm out of ammo! I need Ammo! No, Ya, Good verk. Good job. Too many to count! Cover me! Supressing Fire!! [urgh] [ahh] [Mwurrhg] [Hiyahh] [Yhea] [Yhea]. Help me! Help me! Vait! Vait! Vait! Hold your fire! DAMN! [Mooorugh] They are EVERYWHERE! Stay alert! Stay Back!

So many contradicting phrases in quick sucession made me laugh......

[FoxMccloudTheTrue]

stumpy was rude to the doctor Stumpy PAID the PRICE

[XxSlothicusxX]

Nolan North is a legend

[NeedlessPanda]

fuckin hilarious.