Words that Microsoft Sam can't say
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  • great video man.

    TheFunnysamnoob333 9 hours ago

  • it sounds like someone jacking off...

    HollandandJasper 1 day ago

  • LMAO!

    EpicConkerfan 2 days ago

  • Comment removed

    EpicConkerfan 2 days ago

  • he did say wikipedia dumbfuck

    Langdell1989 2 days ago

  • @Langdell1989 : He said "Wikipedia" because it was typed with two P's in it. As explained in the video. (Wikippedia)

    tamlm 1 day ago

  • LOL!

    BlobZnSpotZ 4 days ago

  • 0000 is probably 100 in binary , is it not ?

    dedam85 1 week ago 5

  • @dedam85 ...no it's not.

    XGremlinstarX 5 days ago

  • @XGremlinstarX wow  that was really needed, not

    dedam85 4 days ago

  • @dedam85 erm excuse me, but you added a question mark at the end of you sentence. I was just answering it :I

    XGremlinstarX 1 day ago

  • @XGremlinstarX sure you were...

    dedam85 1 day ago

  • Cool

    0IIIIII 1 week ago

  • XD I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING XD

    GuiBigBlock152 1 week ago

  • dude you forgot one more word that microsoft sam cant say right and its cortana

    MrBOXHEAD2212 1 week ago

  • Suà

    alexrosario16 2 weeks ago

  • I think speakonia makes updates because he said wikipedia RIGHT.

    nightbane2 2 weeks ago

  • This is what Vocaloid is for 8D //shot

    BouncyTheEmpoleon 3 weeks ago

  • Soy sounds rediculous

    somainglove 3 weeks ago

  • Myespace - Myspace

    somainglove 3 weeks ago

  • Lmfao!!!!!

    VranesVanes 1 month ago

  • @VranesVanes Bi-Ped _-_

    IndigniaProductions 1 month ago

  • Microsoft Anna never had these troubles, despite his older brother..

    09csr 1 month ago

  • This feels almost sadistic, making Microsoft Sam speak so blatantly against himself. ONE DAY. ONE DAY, HE WILL SPEAK AND THERE WON'T BE LAUGHTER. ONE DAY HE WILL SAY SOY, AND MAN WILL WEEP.

    deid4lit 1 month ago

  • Ped soundss more like fapping than spitting

    yalamix 1 month ago

  • 51 people cannot say SOI OR PED OR MISPACE

    coreyone1 1 month ago

  • I can't feel my goddamn gut.

    MysticShadowofDeath 1 month ago

  • dahoo dahoo dahoo dahoo dahoo

    Webkinzman2000 1 month ago

  • SPIT SPIT SPIT ewww...dude!!!

    Webkinzman2000 1 month ago

  • Laughed my ass of when he said "ped" ROFL!

    xboy105 1 month ago

  • My god... I haven't laughed like this in years :'D

    FinestSeven 1 month ago

  • PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED PED

    CrashJakFan1994 1 month ago

  • @Iridium2002 C ? Listen " BLOOD PLEAZ K THANKS LOL

    MilitiaMackMusic 1 month ago

  • LMAO XD !!!!!

    MilitiaMackMusic 1 month ago

  • he says ped correctly HELP!!! :O

    gokugogeta500 1 month ago

  • dat waz soo funny

    EMOxGIRLx808 1 month ago

  • Hahah Homabitch

    aleksoboom 1 month ago

  • Hahaha, you are so dumb, MS Sam. lol

    lumberj23 1 month ago

  • don't feel bad Sam it's Obama"a fault

    mastercheif427 1 month ago

  • Ptt Ptt Ptt Ptt ptt

    MasterOfMonopoly 1 month ago

  • 1:06 HOMABITCH?

    TheDinosaur900 1 month ago

  • It's ok Microsoft Sam I feel you

    xXwonderwalfleXx 2 months ago

  • LOL FUNNY AS SHIT

    unchart3dbigfan 2 months ago

  • fapfapfapfapfap

    ResediVlad 2 months ago

  • Wtf :?

    mizzangelita18 2 months ago

  • I would like to see you try to make a software like Microsoft Sam.

    TonysVlogs1107 2 months ago

  • uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuu

    redman8903 2 months ago

  • Don't feel bad, Sam, it's Bill Gate's fault :D

    97kevinhuanle 2 months ago

  • homapij

    dustomatic100 2 months ago

  • fin

    dustomatic100 2 months ago

  • 'I should be ashamed of my fucking existance'

    what is air

    Mespritroth 2 months ago

  • He also can't say soi so that invented.....

    My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi

    spikebulldog2010 2 months ago

  • Great job man, that was fucking hilarious XD especially that last part :P

    95Megumi 2 months ago

  • when he says ped repetiadly it sounds like fapfapfapfpapfpfapfapfpafpafpa­pfapfpafpapfapfpapfapfpapfaP

    commanderbly009 2 months ago

  • My roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi

    ivkos 2 months ago

  • Ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped lololololol

    pokestep 2 months ago 2

  • I can not listen to this without being reminded of Mastur Ch33f.

    avfcforeva2 2 months ago 3

  • hahahaha!!!

    TheEviljoker89 2 months ago in playlist Funny A Fuck

  • press 4 for ultimate annihalation!

    shittiger 2 months ago

  • LMAO

    lemonyellow05 2 months ago in playlist Funny A Fuck

  • GlaDOS got a new boyfriend

    KuchingZaz 2 months ago

  • @maxtastic101 you are a twat, don't take the piss you sad cunt

    zzzzzzzz190 2 months ago

  • Soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

    suspensewriter2009 2 months ago

  • sureeee... spitting

    DytmarHD 2 months ago

  • crotch = crow's nest

    zimdelinvasor 2 months ago 2

  • ped ped ped ped ped

    BeatrizSchirmeer 2 months ago

  • wow

    BeatrizSchirmeer 2 months ago

  • fap fap fap fap fap fap

    djslurch 2 months ago

  • Microsoft Sam use Bullet Seed!

    Ped Ped Ped Ped Ped Ped Ped Ped Ped Ped Ped Ped Ped

    TheSleepingSleuth 3 months ago 22

  • @TheSleepingSleuth It's super effective!

    Chinnamoon 2 months ago

  • @TheSleepingSleuth cool

    0IIIIII 1 week ago

  • My Microsoftsamcopter goes SOISOISOISOSISOSIOSISOISOISOIS

    INomFrenchFries 3 months ago

  • Hey it's not his fault. But at least we know one things for sure...his ROFL copter goes soi soi soi soi soi. :D

    b1njjj95 3 months ago

  • lol

    PieBloc 3 months ago

  • HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA. AEIOU. AEIOU. AEIOU. AEIOU.

    BrianChenito 3 months ago 8

  • @BrianChenito john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden!!! question mark exclamation point question mark

    XGamertech01 2 weeks ago

  • .....that's not what I'd call a "spitting" noise.

    *fap fap fap fap fap*

    RamonTheMighty 3 months ago

  • @RamonTheMighty you really might wanna rethink your wording there XD

    dragonessflight 3 months ago

  • I lol'd so fucking tears oh my god

    XLazyPurpleX 3 months ago

  • ...fuckingly? 

    prosper58 3 months ago

  • it would be funny if he said therapist as " the rapist" lol

    theairjunkie 3 months ago

  • lmfao

    TheLauknessMonster 3 months ago

  • lol

    emolollypops69 3 months ago

  • What about "lol" ? It pronounces it as "lul"

    darkkrow1 3 months ago

  • My right ear enjoyed it

    PhilliesPhanPhorever 3 months ago

  • Hahaha rofllllll

    IamTehDroid 3 months ago

  • Homepage!!!! I CANT BREATHE!!!!!! X-X

    ManInBlaX 3 months ago

  • SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

    Maxtastic101 3 months ago 84

  • @Maxtastic101 its better if u type SOIF

    jordan09ful 1 month ago

  • ROFLMFAO!

    TheWorkbenchGuy 3 months ago

  • funniest shit ever lol i cant stop laughing

    WWEVideoTheUploader2 3 months ago

  • you sound like some filipino LOL (the voice)

    linminhtoo 3 months ago

  • OMFG! love this....stephen hawking had the same problem with his!

    Killer30deathking 3 months ago

  • Transcribe audio beta, OK.

    "Instead I say like and idiotic game software fucker we cried tabiyat"

    CLOSE ENOUGH...

    MisterLEM0NS 3 months ago

  • lol

    

    MowerzAndLawnEquep 3 months ago

  • I'm crying from laughter. This has made my day

    LEGENDERYCORE 3 months ago

  • IM DYING OMG LOL

    ipwnppl1 3 months ago

  • You forgot "soy".

    TheGreenMoon93 3 months ago 55

  • @TheGreenMoon93 it was in the first video

    west1132 3 months ago

  • HAHAHAHAHAH OMG MY EYES IS POURING!!! X'''D

    mariomenu 3 months ago

  • hahah lol

    mkking16 3 months ago

  • YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO YAHOO

    kakitembak23 4 months ago

  • LMFAO !!!

    BOBBARKERSUX 4 months ago

  • OH GOD I'M DYINGGG HAHAHHAHA

    mattsayshola 4 months ago

  • It's okay, Sam. At least you're better than that stupid cunt Anna.

    Cheisu7 4 months ago

  • OMAHGAH. Cx

    Lumirile 4 months ago

  • in speakonia go 0000 and you will hear zerozerozerozero

    jason123456789210 4 months ago

  • this always reminds me of chief from Arby n The Chief

    mikerox117 4 months ago

  • LOL!!!

    audiotranceable 4 months ago

  • my new doesn't have microsoft sam. ::(

    dalittleturk 4 months ago

  • xD

    DoUbLeMiNdEd 4 months ago

  • If I keep watching this I'll get abs in no time!

    MysticShadowofDeath 4 months ago 2

  • If I keep watching this over and over again I'll get abs in no time!

    MysticShadowofDeath 4 months ago

  • Where's SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI?

    MysticShadowofDeath 4 months ago

  • used for better use.

    Chinchilla7Man 4 months ago

  • pedpedpedpedped....that just sounds dirty :p 

    8maal8power 4 months ago

  • ahahahhaahahahahaha ped ped ped hahaha 0fuckinly awsome

    TheJackofallmasterof 4 months ago

  • AHHAHAHAHAH

    foreveraloneEDITs 4 months ago

  • xD 0:58 I fucking died! bahahaha

    MrImagayguy 4 months ago

  • pedpedpedpedped

    GrowingObsession 4 months ago

  • You also can't say "soi". It sounds like SWA SWA SWASWASWASWAWA ROFL COPTER

    MidnightGrunt 4 months ago

  • HueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHueHue­HueHue

    Cathal7707 4 months ago

  • At least iPhone's siri sounds fucking better than that!

    ivanorstar 4 months ago

  • @ivanorstar Siri is also almost a decade newer than Sam. :)

    WutendRongulo 4 months ago

  • Because of 0:50, I'm now in a hospital getting Microsoft Sams voice.

    MrGrenadepin 4 months ago

  • Ponies are related. XD

    Samsonandlilu 4 months ago

  • @Samsonandlilu Sure they are, mai boi.

    MrGrenadepin 4 months ago

  • who cares if he cant say myspcae no one uses it anymore even myspace tom is on facebook now

    punkrock1593 4 months ago

  • Wicked Pedo'a

    kiyotewolf 4 months ago

  • tahooey!

    FreedomGotAnAK 4 months ago

  • 0:53 LOL

    edwardd5100 4 months ago

  • I think I just set the record for longest laugh in history

    dinobublz 4 months ago

  • LMAO!! Hahahahaha! That retarded computer!

    RunnieGame 4 months ago

  • tahoo

    brofurlo 4 months ago

  • lmfao xDDDD

    xXDxMOBXx 4 months ago

  • Fuck you, you cocksucking motherfucker. He's not fucking stupid, it's basic pronounciation. Fuck off and die in a hole, you unbearable cunt.

    CobaltiSickle 4 months ago

  • @CobaltiSickle Learn how to take a joke you little asswipe... Either you're someone who can't spot humor, or you're a troll... In either case, you're a sad example of humanity wasting away...

    Sasukelegend5 4 months ago

  • @Sasukelegend5 I didn't come here for "humor" I came to hear the words he can't say.

    And it's not humor. It's a 11 year old faggot throwing around "fuck" like Bob Saget.

    CobaltiSickle 4 months ago

  • @CobaltiSickle Sometimes, profanity can be funny. Read the top comment to understand the irony

    Sasukelegend5 4 months ago

  • omg i had to be resuscitated i laughed so hard

    TheTaylorhorton 5 months ago

  • OMFG! That's funny as HELL!

    0oll3ellao0 5 months ago

  • Yahoo sounds like Yadoo when he says Yahoo. XD

    RobloxDJKINGXX101 5 months ago

  • shut up this is the first computer voice ever made its not gonna be perfect + i dont even think you can say these words right

    Michael1012345 5 months ago

  • 00:50 microsoft sam sounds like a spitting machine gun,this come handy

    MrXxxmadnessxxx 5 months ago

  • ped

    lmaoooo

    ultimatedilan 5 months ago

  • SOI is the helicopter flying.

    Ped is the helicopter's mounted machinegun firing.

    Pintassilgo12 5 months ago

  • Where the fuck did I come up with that? oh my god.

    lolUmadbroification 5 months ago 2

  • ped ped ped ped ped ped ped

    broxi02 5 months ago

  • Ped.

    Dear god it hurts to laugh.

    BlackWolfOfHell 5 months ago 75

  • hahahah lol this funny

    DutchHDGamers 5 months ago

  • no sam, don't be so hard on yourself. we love you for who you are :) <3

    Hehewatcher 5 months ago

  • mastur chief

    SALSPReviews 5 months ago 2

  • 33 people were on the M$ sam development team

    RobertC19850209 5 months ago

  • ROFLMAOWEABSWWXFOTVBIIGTWXFANB­ISTSOOY

    mrgame221 5 months ago

  • ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped ped

    IanEduardoMeneses 5 months ago

  • This was fucking hilarious.

    lunarsonar101 5 months ago

  • hahahha ptt

    TheStepfour 5 months ago

  • 0:50

    fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap­fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap­fap

    hotelmario510 5 months ago 84

  • o shit haaaah i cant stop laughing!

    TheAxybre 5 months ago

  • Haha! Mental hospital, speech therapy, scrapyard, WHICH ONE?!

    thepuzzler125 5 months ago

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    thepuzzler125 5 months ago

  • awesome :D

    Mastertim2006 5 months ago

  • It is funny becuase it sounds extremely deadpan.

    alphamone 5 months ago

  • omg i cant stop laughingXD

    LugiaTheGreatBeast 5 months ago

  • oh lord:)

    daisy378 5 months ago

  • 0:50 to 0:55 paintball gun?

    ralstarstar 5 months ago

  • Stop bashing Sam buy I lmao at this

    kennakis09 5 months ago

  • I couldn't stop laughing xD

    LernToSpel2 5 months ago

  • i got sad. very sad. then i laughed my ass off.

    98KingdomHearts 5 months ago