American Psycho Patrick Bateman

[malcolmscotty1]

i think this movies funnier then any comedy ever made

[dandiacalbody]

3 people here didn't give the maitre'd head

[benzbubblecat]

I didn't know that Obama was a waiter in the 80's

[darklinkwillkill666]

holy shit what is the song at 1:36, its stuck in my head.

[33hegemon]

Bateman should've killed those poncy waiters at the beginning, they really get on my tits.

[yashespatel]

the amount of times I've said that to female bartenders who've charged me too muc after seeing this movie/reading the book is beyond me. 

[Aquasex1987]

this guy is simply my idol

[TheScottKirk]

Christian Bale should do body wash commercials for companies like Axe. After seeing this, I want a "deep pour-cleanser lotion" and an "exfoliating gel-scrub."

[BrettJRipley]

@TheScottKirk lol i actually went out and bought that shit because of this movie, but i will admit, that expensive stuff does clean you much better and there is a noticable difference, chicks love it

[vonHerbstleben]

@TheScottKirk me too! I want all of what he is using!

[mahaLoLolo1]

I believe in taking care of myself.

[YutubeIsForDumbfucks]

jesus bateman how did a nitwit like you get so tasteful

[ryider]

@YutubeIsForDumbfucks dude that line "how ddid a nitwit like you get so tasteful" has been stuck in my head for so long... at work thats all i think about

[XOPAUXO]

did you know that bateman aborted 5 babies and 2 of them by his own hand?

[XOPAUXO]

this movie is presented in 80s 90s new york doesn't?

[sondre2409]

whats the name of the song at 2:30?

[QFIhawkman]

@sondre2409 : Not sure but I think it's just called American Psycho piano theme, it was played by John Cale.

[sondre2409]

@QFIhawkman ok thank you very much

[oikari87]

JUST SAY NOOOOOO!

[megamillionfreak]

I've been employed for 11 years total. 9 out of those 11 on Wall Street. I've worked for people who were the 1980's Wall street prima donnas. Even right now, I'm typing from a major, major, MAJOR brokerage. You can still, here and there, see this shit.

[SabaeanYared]

@megamillionfreak See what shit...Psychopathy?

[megamillionfreak]

@SabaeanYared

Yes, sadly.

[moegdaog]

this movie personfied 80's yuppieness..amazing shit..ull still catch people on wall st. materialistic as this still.

[Russ0257821]

Patrick Bateman, your my hero.

[annamora70]

..."mazza" che bello!!!!

[ScottDisickMr]

the hair, the suit, looks great. Like me

[ShortStuff528]

@ScottDisickMr Lol! Is this really Scott, Kourtney's boyfriend? Funny. I remember in an episode of Keeping Up when you were pretending to be Kourtney and Khloe's lawyer and you used the name Patrick Bateman, haha.

[odgersfan83]

Next time I hit the club I'm doing the Timothy Bryce dance from 1:40

[polkafrenzy666]

anyways this is my favorite bale role

[yashespatel]

ultimate man's movie. I am a narcissist, I work out excessively, watch what I eat, and constantly criticize everything and everyone

[polkafrenzy666]

@yashespatel so basically you're a cunt, bateman is hilarious cause he isn't real, anyone who acts like that in real life is a pompous ass

[pwoni]

@yashespatel

Also, do you love to stab ugly bitches in the head and like playing around with their blood?

[loveelle94]

haha patrick bateman is definately one crazy fucker

[jackoxpass]

@loveelle94 Ya think???

[Longhornzmatt]

gotta love new order's true faith

[BleedingSunday]

Best intro/outro ever. No competition.

[AndyMaines93]

anyone read the book ?

[GreenHornetDesiBoy]

@AndyMaines93 Yeah, I have. It's brutal. A LOT more violent and graphic then the film.

[thisisaAJ]

@AndyMaines93 Yes, it's epic. Way better than the movie

[GreenHornetDesiBoy]

@thisisaAJ Especially when he does that thing with the rat. That shit was gruesome!

[GoreGrindingTerror]

@GreenHornetDesiBoy My hand started trembling while i read that, its the only thing ive read where ive had a physical reaction... apart from laughing, which i did to no end while reading parts of the book

[GreenHornetDesiBoy]

@GoreGrindingTerror It's some sick twisted shit man, but I actually think it was all in Bateman's head. I think he fantasized about the sick things he would like to do.

[IrthosThuril]

@GreenHornetDesiBoy It's all real unfortunately, the reason why no one believes him is that they're all too self obssesed to realize tht Paul Allen is dead. After all, in the intro they mistake someone else for Paul Allen, as they are all egotistical. It's like a commentary on how people just begin to lose touch with their surroundings as time goes on and they indulge in materialistic things too much.

[erikmann]

any man that uses all those scrubs and gels is a fucking queer. there are no two ways about it

[daplagu3]

@erikmann You live in a very very tiny world dont u, sad.

[erikmann]

@daplagu3

the same world as you.

the only difference is mine is honest and i say what i feel 

[daplagu3]

@erikmann : Sure :) As delusional as i thought.

[erikmann]

@daplagu3

obviously you are either a faggot or a fag hag

[daplagu3]

@erikmann lol oh my, but we had an agreement ur dad & i. we decided not tell you till you are old enough but guess he had an imature leakage. Well since its out in the open...yes guilty as charged. I am the fag who raped your dad in his bum and right after that gave some semen to help your mum out.

Son its been far too long. Miss daddy?

[erikmann]

@daplagu3

sounds like typical faggot fantasies

you bore me

hang all queers

[daplagu3]

@erikmann nah dont hate me boy...i had to leave you....you were a real ugly baby.

Now mr 38 yr old (american aka loser), the world is bigger then your shitty world where one needs to put one a facade to prove he is a man. Dude all u need is a fucking dick. You dont need to avoid scrubs to prove to ur friends & family that you are definetly straight. You just need to be a man about it. :) Hope i could educate your american ass. Then again i think thats impossible. Americans are naturally dumb

[jackoxpass]

@erikmann actually 'hang the DJ'. the worst soundtrack to a film ever. yeah, i know it was supposed to represent shallow materialistic garbage. the music chosen certainly did a good job of it too.

[Underjoggle]

@erikmann Congratulations, Shaquille O'Neal. You missed the point.

[siobrit]

nice butt and package christian- yum yum!!

[DS6FILMS]

@tavjas when you are a serial killer, yes, lol.

[meroko15701]

Someone has a nice body! :D

[Faygo069]

I wish they had made the ham scene in the movie. Imagining him shoving canned ham meat into his face and barking at people so funny

[xedvux]

LOL... Bryce and Van Patten dancing at 1:40

[jaehood109]

"Your a fucking ugly bitch,i want to stab you to death and play around with your blood" Lol.. This guy has issues

[IAMtheNewWorldOrder]

"No, just uh...cool it with the antisemitic remarks"

[jafoosy]

great movie

[IAMtheNewWorldOrder]

This movie is like a dark sequel to The Great Gatsby

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

never thought of that thats pretty cool but its 60 years later

[FrugoMan1989]

"...There is a idea of Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction..."

[ak0087]

patrick bateman is awesome

[spankbandit]

josh lucas & christian bale are fucking babes.

[marqwill1124]

0:22 Funny

[dannee543]

DORSIA!!!!

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

in the book bateman was totally antisemetic

[lonewolf88]

Don't touch the watch.

[MrSpeed1984]

you fucking ulgy bitch im gonna stab you to death then play around with your blood

[SpankingDmonkey]

is doing a thousand crunches even possible???????????????

[AvidHobbyist]

not unless you take some breaks. it's just to show how narcissistic and vain he is.

[Quex01]

Dammit, Patrick Bateman looks like young George W. Bush in there...

[skilot]

what song begins playing at 2:29?

[drzaki123]

@skilot Search for "American Psycho piano theme" mp3 on Youtube. or Monologue 1,2 and 3 by John Cale

[paulallenification]

im gonna hire somebody to play that piano song every morning when im getting ready

[msginvalpo]

good movie. wish c bale did more dramas. batman begins was real good, but the dark knight and terminator were ok at best.

[patterzs]

"they don't have a good bathroom to do coke in!" hahahahaha

[nickringer]

In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

After I've removed the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then an honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

[01stursa]

sounds like my mum

[xcvcvxxcvcvx]

theire is an idea of a patrick bateman

[Castaril]

I've noticed there's a Jewish reference in nearly every Hollywood film, why is this?

[MrJRDEJAGER]

cuz they pocess a lot in there;)

[KiloByte69]

Take a look at the names during the credits.

[antizionfighter]

@Castaril > I totally agree with you, specially the ones before the 911. I watched almost all the Business movies. Like Boiler room, The insider, etc.... they mention Jews in every F###g film. Why is this ?

[ppandjs]

hurray for patrick bateman he can do 1000 stomach crunches

[Yawehplaneswalker616]

I can do the same amount if I take a minute off after 500.

[tsubasapt]

New Order - True Faith

[randomdave30]

Who is more evil, Patrick Bateman or Hannibal Lecter?

[MissPerversium]

hannibal has more style

[jpd2009RV]

hmm. hannibal lecter seems to be very in control while pat bateman is on the edge of frenzy, as he puts it himself. hannibal delivers calculated, brilliant kills while pat violently and sexually destroys his victims. however, pat's violent kills can also be said to be brilliant as well. so actually, hannibal and pat both have style. however, their style varys wildly from eachother.

[apgb8]

pat is in touch with what he wants and satisfies in the best he can and then deals with the consequences. hannibal will never get what exactly he wants, because hes too calculated, bateman's ways are much more satifying.

[jpd2009RV]

agreed buddy.

[Sorayn]

I'd say Lector's got more brains but when it comes to emthod and brutality they pretty much sqaure. Would be interesting to see them go up against each other.

[talkisexpensive]

You're a fucking ugly bitch, I want to stab you and play around with your blood.

[darealkurupt]

Bale was epic in this role

[ronpi4286]

Bale is the Red Dragon

[randomdave30]

I don't know about that, but he's certainly a superior actor to the wooden overrated Ralph Fiennes!

[BBBmarko]

:O Well you get my vote for dumbest youtube comment, congrats.

[Mashypotato]

Pause at 3:00

Does anyone recognise the picture of cosette from Les Miserables?

What could it symbolise?

[damnthecheese2]

it symbolises nothing, in the book les miserable is only just becoming popular and Patrick Bateman hates it being advertised everywhere, later in the book he graduallys is ok with it and even watches the show several times, thats why its there

[Mashypotato]

Thanks mate. <3 I want to read the book badly.

[goodvibesallround]

Nothing it's referenced in the movie a couple of time, either his characters likes it or it's just a coincidence.

[happentodie]

fucking bitch! i wanna stab you and play around with your blood!!! i say that all the time!

[zidaneee12345]

what the song at 1:18?? i want it!!! please tell me

[ollie2004]

New order- True faith

[zidaneee12345]

thank you

[happentodie]

true faith ,one of the biggest 12" singles ever

[zidaneee12345]

sank you

[anthonyperna]

2:10-2:16, haha

[MickeyLove01]

what's the difference between the Israeli prime minister and strawberry flavoured chewing gum?

One is a nasty chew and the other is a nazi jew

[Cobratrading81]

"Lucky b*stard, Lucky jew b*stard"....hahahah great line

[UrharRar]

im trying to listen to my new Robert Palmer tape, But ''Evelyn'' my supposed Fiance keeps Buzzing in my Ear lmao, Great movie so many funny lines in it, total classic ^^

[IvanCalcifer]

Must.NOt.FAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMNIT he is too hot. He should be illegal. Excuse me sir, but you are going to cause my brain to shut down...ahh..god I love that man.

[vlad10100]

what´s the name of the piano music at 2:30??

[Bentleyboy007]

can someone tell me if batemans crib is a studio or a real apartement ?

greetings from germany.

[JokerStars21]

It's a studio

[damientpcp]

you're fucking ugly bitch, i want to stab you to death and play around with your blood

[Abricialio]

4:45 - The World Trade Center ;0

[ZH8050]

I've seen the bastard sitting in his office on the phone with CEOs, spinning a fucking menorah. The bastard brought a Hanukkah bush into the office last December.

[ronpi4286]

What is the name of the song when he enters the nightclub?

[wywy124]

I think its "True Faith" by New Order

[ASAFOM]

Can't avoid loving this movie and Bale's performance. It's absolutely amazing. He's so charming.

"Boy next door..." hahaha

[blanejay]

Fucking yuppies

[serenodpiu89]

Film(e libro) spettacolari!

[DrFunk420]

Dude, its too bad Bale didn't put his heart into his portrayal of John Conner as he did Patrick Bateman

[skyhigh1989]

"Lucky Jew bastard" -HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[urmerm]

lol slicled. And to you, before me, I say that your whole vision all depends on who you're talkin' to. Somebody's standard of beautiful may be quite different from yours. I love this movie. ^^ It's fantastic

[BadWayAssasins]

I do have a similar routine

anyway,ugly bitch! ill stab you to death and play around with your blood

jahah

[weejunguy]

I do have a comparable "routine" in the morning. I don't murder people though..

[gruntsbaneook]

What's the piano music? It's brilliant.

[Yol8732]

does anyone follow his routine

[septip123]

if you listen to how the waiters describe the food you get the joke in the novel. The joke is that batemen's description of people's clothing is so clownish it's ridiculous

[2x2x5]

But how? What standard are you using for determinging the "clowness" of his descriptions. I'm tired of this subjective condemnation of superficiality and materialism as some kind of vice. People continuously attack it, yet everyone aspires to it. Anyways, my theory stands; ugly ppl or just plain losers have a strong interest in promoting the idea that somehow valuing beauty and material wealth is a bad thing.

[MDR5288]

Bateman= American Hero

[dannygeebee]

shame hes english!

[RiverCityRocker7]

he's welsh. there's a difference

[dannygeebee]

ALRIGHT MR PEDANTIC!

[polpiv4tifi]

Mate...saying there's no difference between a welshman and englishman is like saying there's no difference between a frenchman and german

[dannygeebee]

yeah good point! i dont wanna b associated with them sheep shaggers

[CrissySnow]

Just looking at him in the showers makes me want to fuck him so bad. I want to ride him home he's so damn hot. Dammit what is a girl to do with all these fucking hot ass actors... too bad he's an asshole he might cuss

[Dracowia]

Well, I guess you two would make a great couple. Psychos..

[DataWarDan]

"My name is Patrick Bateman. I am 27 Years Old." *skips ahead a few lines*

"I am simply NOT there..."

I LOVE THIS MOVIE! Must watch it...

[Ortmoon]

InformedTrades was here

[wrath231]

Great seafood saviche...

[Cobratrading81]

What drink does Bateman order at the bar? J&B on the rocks?

[akoljrkdsf]

stoli on the rocks

[Ostenkase]

Two Stoli on the rocks

[R3D00d]

"You're a fucking ugly bitch, and I want to stab you to death, and play around with your blood"

Deep down, you know he is just saying what everyone has wanted to say once or twice.

[Sirsverre50]

2:29 and forward= perfection music and detail wise. captivating!

[anjet148]

"your a fucking ugly bitch i wanna stab you to death and play round with ur blood" holy fuck sooo pycotic

[aznracerboi2k5]

brb, i gotta return some videotapes......

[tlv156]

haha, i love the ice pack workout routine. hilarious.

[MurderofRavens]

Is that Depeche Mode when they go into the club?

[ollebanan]

It's new order - true faith

[joshwood47]

Superb song. This film actually introduced me to this song :) It's so awesome.

[ghostninjax]

i love his monologues

[spankabella]

lol. he's so metro :D

[pablinchi25]

BATEMAN = BATMAN coincidence? i think not

[philbateman1989]

Dude, having the surname Bateman is a freaking curse lol, every time someone asks my surname it's either: Them: Batman? Me: No, Bateman! Them: B-A-T-M-A-N? Me: B-A-T-E-M-A... oh fuck it, yes, batman! or: Me: Bateman. Them: Ooo, like that psycho guy?? Me: Urm, yeah... Them: YOU'RE not a psycho right? lol Me: Sorry to disappoint you?

[R3D00d]

You should be happy.

You share the name with perfection.

Seriously.

Oh and this collection of clips is great.

[WolfieLuvesManga]

wow, must be annoying

ore not?

[JokerStars21]

Youre not a psycho right?

my answer : well i can try it on you

[Cobratrading81]

spinning a fukin minora...whats the matter you want me to fry you up some potato pancakes...some latkas...mcdermott is 2 funny

[ghostninjax]

true

[JoeCanucks]

You're a fucking ugly bitch, I wanna stab you to death and play with your blood. LMAO!

[Striker694]

LMAO!

[gahh123456]

the book is fucking amazing.

[APeterGriffinFan]

read the book please it is sooooo good

[PumpvIsBack]

no, its really nasty