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  • after scanning through many of these comments, the criticising of the validity of andy's opinions from youtube viewers raises a very important question, one which i feel compelled to ask, and that is... is there no one else laughing??? does no one else view this as humour? i assume the uploader, doctormitch, knows whats up because he posted this in the 'comedy' section. as for everyone else.. come on guys..

  • grumpy old fart

  • andy rooney has been reporting the news since the Coolidge administration so CBS lets him on once a week for 3 minutes to talk about whatever the hell is on his mind.

  • Hey 60 Minutes.......how about spending a segment on finding out what is GREAT about the USA instead of bashing it every Sunday night.

    There are people in Cuba who have been swimming in shark-infested waters, for the last 30 years, risking getting eaten by sharks, just to get to the USA. Are people from the USA, swimming in these same waters to get to CUBA ( to embrace it's glorious Socialistic /Communist government ?)

    I think not !

    Do you like Apples?

    Well "How 'bout them apples" ?

  • that segment would have been more informative if he spread his ass cheeks and sprayed diarrhea all over the camera

  • hahaha "i never buy platinum" he thinks people are buying bars of platinum.

  • So you just assume he had a health issue that caused his death? Geee I guess he never seen Con air and have common sense when it comes to Criminals.

  • what is sub-prime?

  • Andy isn't showing off how much of an ignoramus he is

    He is criticizing things the British Way

  • Why ask for a billion when you can ask for.....a million!

  • For an educated man, he should know what platinum is or at least look it up in one of those 100+ books he has behind him before making a report on national television. It is also stupid that he said he didn`t know how much money a billionaire has!

  • You realize he's making a commentary about the phenomenon of being "too informed", right?

    Is "retard" the extent of your vocabulary? Was that your intellectual ceiling? Tsk tsk.

  • oops billionaire. I gotta go get some platinum to use for secret stuff.

  • "I don't really know how much money a millionaire has..." double LOL on you Andy

  • I don't know what things are but I'll talk about them anyways

  • I was in a foxhole in France with Andy. The guy just would not shut up. Eventually, I just surrendered to the Germans.

  • "I hardly ever buy an ounce of platinum." XD

  • Classic! He's basically saying "Who gives a rat's ass!?"

  • @HamNCheezeNLuv Do you think it always says there is way too much junk in the newspaper?

  • I heard Andy Rooney has three left feet!

  • @D3V170CK He doesnt have 3 left feet, he has free left balls and a cleft pallate!

  • @IneverJustDie Three... Not Free...

  • You gotta watch Andy for the humor of it...dont take him too seriously. What he says is a bit simplistic and I really dont think he truly believes all he says..its just his 'hussle' as they say.

  • @mdmb5 I believe I've even read before where Andy admits he's playing more of a curmudgeon than he really is or ever could be. The Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes is more or less a caricature, one that he makes a sweet living off of.

  • he should be a greeter at wal-mart.

  • A simple man for simple people. The people that watch this are old people who are too inarticulate and cowed by their corporate masters to form a thought.

  • By similar logic, one could conclude that people who make broad-reaching judgments as to the intelligence or mental abilities of someone based on the news articles they find interesting (like you just did) are purposely obtuse and most likely wrong.

    As for simplicity, you might check into Occam's Razor.

  • So his point is: Newspaper are jammed full of crap. That is why today newspaper sales are going down. People don't want to read about things that don't matter to them, that's why newspaper will be dead soon.

  • Have you tuned in to CNN lately? How about FOX NEWS? It can be argued that they're often full of crap too. And yet I don't see cable dying anytime soon. Besides papers, books, cash and checks will probably never disappear, because of the need for a secondary hard copy of information in case machines malfunction or some other crap happens. Either way, it's a more reliable way to store info,because the only way to infringe it is physical damage or counterfeit. Most machines are higher maintanence.

  • andy, why don't you do a report on what platinum is. you're really good at asking questions. how about some answers once in while? he's always like why this, and why is that. i don't like this, i don't like that. how about some news, buddy?

  • wow , this is pointless.

  • Hees so bitter its funny...

  • why r people making fun of andy rooney? quit making fun of andy rooney!! he will be 91 in 4 months and you just wish you had the wit that he does at 90 even at your age!!!! quit making fun of andy rooney!!!!

  • He hasn't learned many terms like "platinum" or "how much much money a billionaire has", but he's quite entertaining to watch. Especially, to people who know more than him (with a 7th grade education). To Andy Rooney, if you try to watch yourself on You Tube, we love to hear you talk about current events (both admirers and sceptics) (if you're still alive). 5 stars!

  • platnium is what Hydrogen Fuel cells use and other PEM fuel cells

  • What a fucking dumbass.

  • What was the point of this bit? He's just highlighting his ignorance, hahaha.

  • I can't believe they let this demented old codger ramble on like that, lol

  • When they didn't, 60 minutes lost 20% of it's ratings.

  • The guy is hilarious

  • He's got a damn beak. lol

  • That shit made my day. :)

  • Hey Andy read the Fing article and maybe it would be all explained! Glad u don't care about some of those things but some of us do...read you moron!

  • what is platinum? hahaha thats like saying what is gold?

  • yo Andy...stfu!

  • this guy thinks the whole world revolves around him

  • the same sex topic, what he said made me crack up, I like this guy

  • They make Rings out of Platinum dick wad!!!

  • Why does he still work there!??

  • if i was on a deserted island with this guy i would drink seawater.

    on purpose.

  • wow....why is he even on tv??? he bitches about EVERYTHING.

  • I love how people can think that Andy is always completely serious and that news stations are purely fact, if they only used cold hard facts, then ratings and vieweres would go down.

    and "doctormitch", you need to have a bit more respect for other people and Mr. Rooney, he doesn't do that to make you get a kick out of it, he does it to show how things were, are, and could be.

  • I don't think he ever leaves that little room.

  • Oh by the way Andy, it helps if you also read all the smaller words underneath the headline. that way you can learn things like "what sub-prime is" on the off chance that it becomes important.

  • I guess "Religulous" made a lot of money.

  • Doctormitch you are a retard.

    Andy is much smarter than you.

  • HAHAHAHAHA! You're funny. "I don't really know what platinum is. What do they do with platinum anyways?", "I don't really know how much money a billionaire has" "Speaking of headlines that mean nothing to me..."

    Are you KIDDING ME Koroush51, I would have to be too braindead to write this reply for Andy to be smarter than I.

  • you're proving his point by judging intelligence on meaningless definitions.

  • I'm not judging him by his not knowing definitions. He works for a NEWS CHANNEL! Don't you think he should do some IN DEPTH reporting and look up something once in a while, rather than saying something along the lines of "Tacos. I don't know WHERE they come from. Only God could know the answer to this!"

  • theres a difference between reporting the news and expressing your opinion. does music television (mtv) showcase only music? is every program on the history channel actually a history program? youre stance has no substance. stop typing.

  • "Stop typing"??? I'm not censoring you, why do you want me to censor myself?

    So you're sayng that 60 minutes is NOT a news program? They only keep Andy on because he has been on for something like 30 years and old farts would SPAZZ if he were fired.

  • BTW, a majority of the comments here agree with me. If you don't like the comments, don't read them. If you don't like the videos I post, don't watch them.

    I post these videos because Andy's funny (mostly due to his age). If you do not enjoy it as much as the rest of us, DON'T WATCH. Now YOU "shut up".

  • hmmm how much money does a billionaire have? I guess there's no way to know how much money they at least have to have to be considered a billionaire.

  • HAHAHAHAHA "What do they do with platinum anyway?" LOL oh and "I don't know how much a billionaire has" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKIN STUPID OLD FUCK. WHY WON'T HE DIE?

  • I don't know how much money a billionare has, wow, how much more ignorant can you get?! rofl

  • I'm sure Maryland minds...

  • lmao i fucking love him he makes sense though about the teenagers driving and about mahrers or whatever the word was

  • My thoughts exactly. He is a grumpy old man who hates everything that is new and wants it to make harder for us young people and spoil our fun.

    I do not say he is always wrong but he always thinks he is so self-important to think to be the first one to have come up with an idea.

    Reminds me of the Green Day song "The Grouch".

  • You speak the truth.

    Please, be a teacher...it may be your neighborhood's only hope for common sense.

  • I think he is just running out of contents - so just making it up as he goes. Sometimes it comes good, like the one on food, but mainly its just plain ignorance

  • If I ever become like Andy Rooney I want to be shot

  • Andys a hoot!! It's good to know that the freedom of speech, no matter the opinion, is still alive and well.

  • 1:29

    I lol'd

  • fuck him

  • the man is nuts

  • "I don't know how much money a billionaire has.."

    Gee, I dunno, in the billions range?

  • Doctormitch, your a yo yo, what a loser

  • Doctormitch, it's obvious your a person with no sense of humor or personality, can't you grasp the wording of Andy Rooneys rant? Are you that out of touch with reality that you are blind to whats going on?

    Do you really even know whats going on in our country or for that matter do you even live in this country?

    Your response is the sign of ignorance, youtube allows even idiots like you to upload videos. goodday mate

  • boy what a yo yo

  • One again Good Ole' Andy tells it like it is, he's right, that is why most of America uses thier newspapers to line the birdcages with or like I do to start my woodstove up, I have yet to see any newspaper with anything worth reading in it, Andy Rooney we need you in office to bring things back!!

  • My god. you're like the Butters Stotch of real life. Every comment you make is dumber than the Rooney skit you're commenting on.

  • I'm not your God unless you want me to be? I don't like Butters Stotch, or did you mean butterscotch? Ole' any rooney must have knocked you some how, good, cause he only knocks morons:)

  • I wish I had some butterscotch right now.

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