NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions

[cwdcolin]

Fake news group I have seen others before lions is pro team

[ctnchief54]

From the lions, appreciate it.

[bwaaay]

ha, send them to the colts

[GrandHuegoClay]

Touchdown Kevin is here to stay!

[SuperWeTrain]

Don't bash my city! WTF

[lukeiamyourfaja]

no one can take Ahmad Bradshaw down

[pogobat]

Looks like it worked.

[m2diggs]

Any chance these mentors could stop by Dolphins camp?

[X24y5n1p32]

5-0...

[sf49ersrule]

@X24y5n1p32 5-1 now, isn't it?

[satanspattywagon666]

5-0 now baby

[mw2superbigmac23]

@satanspattywagon666 everybody is just being nice to them all the other nfl teams saw this video and felt bad. LOL

[StuckeyIsTheBest3]

4-0, nuff said.

[jlotus100]

4-0!

[Sixtown13]

LOL

THE LIONS ARE FINALLY GOOD, TOOK THEM LONG ENOUGH.

0-16 FOREVER LOL

[RbkHockey205]

3-0. Enough said

[bluerocket6591]

3-0 They really turned it around.

[GreenandGoldChampion]

2-0

[Lolitsrenzo2]

Lol... look at them now.

[supra5506]

who else thought this show sucked ass on comedy central? and btw these are nfl players, lets see you try to play at this level...jackass...

[CarlTrooper]

@supra5506 its comedy, get over it.

[FootsieFool]

Not winning a game last year, Bad draft picks, Matt Millen. Yep that's the Lions.

[xNIKEGOLFx]

wtf? lol

[Trashfished]

lions 2008 preseason champs 4-0 !

[The222watcher]

Oh they were parodying the NFL mentoring inner city kids. 

[ajax515]

@The222watcher You've earned a slow clap :)

[ldre21]

its dumb though because all the lions were better than the players they showed in the pictures

[jamieblond1]

Would they still be called the DETROIT Lions if they make it out of Detroit someday?

[mincemobkyle]

I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE A DETROIT LION FAN................. BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

[iGOTBASS8080]

what is a detroit loin?!

[586KING]

lmfao



[TheAmericanWaySeries]

This is funny shit!! LMAO!

[58atvrider]

im a huge bears fan, and i gotta say i really like the lions, those guys are getting better and theyre the best "bad" football team in the nfl, just had some tough losses, theyll be in the playoffs soon.

[tribefanjames]

I love the fact that he gets Kyle Boller's autograph, such a random player.

[ThePepsiSyndrome]

@tribefanjames I am surprised that Kyle Boller is not playing for the Lions now. Wait, he's not is he?

[DahcipheR]

lmao this is too good

[Nilbop]

We kid because we love. Jeez, learn to laugh at yourself.

[xHuggiieBear]

lions arent even bad anymore they went 6-10 and better

[JOKER092096]

FUCK OFF

[DeniaLisHigH]

Idc who you are*

[DeniaLisHigH]

Idk who you are, Lion fan or not, that was funny. I could imagine if they did that to the Texans (I live in Houston and have been a Texans fan since the year the were formed) and I would still laugh, don't take shit too seriously

[tiger101757]

@DeniaLisHigH THANK YOU I'm from Michigan and I'm a Lions fan this is hilarious!!! XD

[NSLocomotiveFan]

The loser Lions.

[KenFan4life]

lol at getting kyle boller's autograph.

[shadycent9]

No they aint they are a young developing team who van show it when they try and one day when we get a new owner who will get us a good vetrain foot ball player we will be the best

[xXxKrusadexXx]

:52 sims hahahaha

[josephlefevre13]

yea some of u people r so stupid the lions should have won both bears games but the refs cheated them so they should be 8 and 8

[xSwagologyx]

this video should be about The Vikings Because the lions stomped them.

[chasemoneyfootball2]

Dude this was hilarious lol.

[munches13]

@detroitjmc19 take a joke laugh once in your life

[Pondybolk]

Asked Kyle Boller for an autograph?? HA-HA The Onion did a great job writing that.

[ThatPlaidHatGuy]

Dude, I'm a Lions fan and I think this is freaking hilarious!

[shadycent9]

fuck them all the lions will make it 2 da top. i hope

[KazakageoftheSand]

@shadycent9 haha no fucking way. the lions are weak as hell and always will be

[deat3456w]

@KazakageoftheSand fuck you. you don't know jack shit about the lions. we whent on a 4 game winning streak and against GB! Suh will kick your little pussy ass bitch

[KazakageoftheSand]

@deat3456w I've lived in detroit my entire life. I read the bloody detroit free press and all it's articles talking about the lion's hopeful new season every year. and every year they're wrong.

[ipoopedmahpantsz]

if i had a nickel for every time i've heard "we're getting better...we will win a super bowl in the next 3 years!" i'd have a fuckload of nickels

[nygiantsfromcali]

0:52 :D

[manvir13]

the lions were bad ass at the end of this year.....by the way go pack go!

[DatDatsyukianDeke]

This will be so irrelevant in two years, we'll be NFC North champs soon.

[Calleb44]

@DatDatsyukianDeke God Damn Right We will!!!

[FeebleNosemanny]

this is fucking hilarious. Lions were actually decent this year too. won 4 straight at the end of the season

[sdmf7215]

screw this dudes

[businessballer]

I laughed at that picture at 0:40

[AvengingDudikoff]

I'm a Lions fan and I thought this was funny.

[Flynn51warrior]

Thumbs up if these guys are retarted

[efker1]

@Flynn51warrior thumbs down, faggot.

[alarchep]

@Flynn51warrior You dont get what COMEDY IS.

Shutup fag

[Ahmazement724]

Matt Millen. nuff said

[Roflcopter4b]

I can say with all honesty that if the Onion did a report like this on my home team (Oilers) that I would be on my ass laughing. You people need to suck it up. Pussys.

[EuchridEucrow1]

Touchdown Kevin.

[StyrofoamPants]

People need to suck it up and laugh at this shit. It's funny! Im a Vikings fan and this year they sucked ass and even got beat by the Lions! Maybe The Onion will make a video about Farve taking pictures of his dick..that would make everybody laugh...except for Jen Sterger :S

[Dragon45348]

Can't help but feel bad for those Lions. They just want to be real football players :S

[americanreeses96]

Reggie Greengrass: best name ever

[staphinfection]

"Try on REAL NFL helmets...."

[sexykatie911]

TheOnion my msn in profile! NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions

[detroitjmc19]

wow you guys are assholes

[sexykatie911]

TheOnion m.sn in profile 

[davidisbeast1]

lions suck

[ghaithwisam120]

suck a fat one man, ya'll keep hatin' on us even though we're only 4-10 !!

I wonder what would you do if we were 10-4

[healars]

@ghaithwisam120 You'd still be cheering for the Lions, so I'd laugh anyway. You Lions fans need to get this sand out of your vaginas if you are going to use youtube. You might get abrasions from your computer chair.

[hulbert87]

@ghaithwisam120 nothing because its never gonna happen

[SirButtfuckingham]

@ghaithwisam120 I personally would check myself into psychotherapy, because in no sane world will the Lions ever have more wins than losses.

[Ryan142154]

HAHAHA...OMG this is soooo funny. The Lions suck so bad its hilarious. The Lions are 4-10 and fans are getting all excited over it...LOL My Bears have owned the Lions the past 10 years. And to anyone of you saying, well look at how bad the Panthers or the Bills are. Uh news flash the Panthers or Bills never went 0-16, the Panthers have been in the superbowl this decade, the Bills have been in 4 overall. The Lions...most losses and fewest wins this decade and 0 superbowl apperances, ever, lol

[JLynnS714]

@Ryan142154 ....lol u got so lucky this year....you can have your bears....

[AvengingDudikoff]

@Ryan142154 You were given a victory this year by the refs. The Lions under Millen have been owned by everyone but things are beginning to change. 

[whsportman94]

163 people must be Detroit Lions fans lol

[kinkeezie]

Who's laughing now? 2 wins in a row. Laugh when they win the NFC North next year

[ProjectNatal37]

@kinkeezie 2 wins in a row?

thats impresive!

[JLynnS714]

@kinkeezie I will be back next year then.....lol

[TheCrawler333]

They should get on their knees and start sucking Peyton Manning's cock

[flip411mx]

this was very disrespectful there just like every other nfl team look at carolina or buffalo they dont have vids making fun of them and stuff theyre actually not a bad team this year all there games have been within 1 touchdown and look at st louis lions killed them 46-6 and there in the playoffs with a loosing record because the nfc west sucks

[healars]

@flip411mx It's a joke. Shut up.

[frantowntyson]

i'm a 9ers fan but i loved the end!! alex smith passes like shaq takes free throws

[southoreast]

Man, lol! This is wrong! Funny, but oh so wrong! Lol!

[Enthos2]

lol at the end. "the baseball hall of fame is inducted into the hall of halls of fame.

[starrmi06]

@pinkmissy75 I agree with that 100%

[Adam1994able]

Matthew stafford just got drafted on the lions sooooo it wasnt his fault but they still had him in the video

[redlegion2]

@DoesNotExist305

They have had alot of talks about moving a team to LA, but they're leaning toward sending the Vikings out there. They just rejected a proposal for them to build a new stadium so it's looking more and more like the Vikings could end up in LA

[DoesNotExist305]

They should just move the Lions to LA already.

[fatboyrus07]

im prolly the biggest lions fan around and this shits funny to me lol

[thenoonster1991]

I love that keth ellison from the bills was teaching them how to tackle just funny cuz hes just as bad as anyone on the lions

[torontobills]

Bills Over Lions 14 – 12

[publicatdamagnificen]

Y'all some hoes

[Awesomeduud]

And a little bit of luck, someday you can get out of Detroit too. Lol

[bigern76]

@quarterback1988 I bet ppl were saying the same thing about the Saints when they sucked and the Bucs when they sucked. Teams have their years when they struggle, The Lions are no different from any other franchise that has struggled for years.

[ChillPillProductions]

@bigern76 ya but the lions have bin suckin penis for a couple years now

[highflyer4]

@ChillPillProductions like a decade lol, they havnt had a winning record since 2000. 84-1990 they didnt do much better either lol. 3 10 current record 2010/2011 2009 NFL Detroit Lions 2 14 ***2008 NFL Detroit Lions 0 16 *** 2007 NFL Detroit Lions 7 9 2006 NFL Detroit Lions 3 13 2005 NFL Detroit Lions 5 11 2004 NFL Detroit Lions 6 10 2003 NFL Detroit Lions 5 11 2002 NFL Detroit Lions 3 13 2001 NFL Detroit Lions 2 14

[salmamir76]

lmao this is genius

[pinkmissy75]

calvin jonson is a beast i have met him he said he loves the DETROIT LIONS

[beckhamulm]

2 years. then the super bowl win. I've absoloutely no doubt. The guys on the field didn't play for Detroit the past 50 years and shouldn't be held blame for the mistakes of the past. They'll have pitfalls on the way but they'll make it.

[quevendes86]

"with hard work, a little dedication, and a little bit of luck, someday they could get out of detroit too!" LOL

[pinkmissy75]

hey keep laughing all u guys who do not like the lions we have one of the best WR calvin johnson just wait we will win the super bowl one of these years just wait

[quevendes86]

@pinkmissy75 video games don't count...but i do feel bad for Calvin Johnson...he deserves to be on a winning team not the detroit kitty cats

[kbscope]

ahhahahahahahahahahahaha, how to make a tackle and tripping on their shoelaces

[iloveavalanche]

haha

[SuperBlaze46]

the lions arnt shit at all

[mkl62]

Who is playing at the United Way concert on Thanksgiving this year? Keith Urban is playing at Dallas. If anyone knows, please reply. Thanks. And Happy Thanksgiving.

[redkicksblue12]

gay

[beckhamulm]

It's the ingredients that are all in place and they only need 1 or two seasons before they wreck havoc which I absolutely believe they will. QB is young and will develop, they must ignore the rest of the world and believe in themselves which I think will happen. Even looking at the stats prove that even now they aren't numerically far behind. this time they are on they way to the top. I see somthing big brewing in Detroit.

[beckhamulm]

The lions will make the Super Bowl in two years. Then all of you traitors will suddenly be Lions again.

[1danyol1]

@beckhamulm how? they can't afford the tickets

[quevendes86]

@beckhamulm video games don't count!

[hydrosav2007]

Omg, very funny, buy the best part was the "49ers suspend alex smith for on the field problems!!" haha, I'm a 49ers fan and we would be the top team in West if we only had a decent quarterback... Even our back up David Carr sucks... It's a sad sad day in football folks..

[TheJoelD]

It's not every day they get to hang out with actual NFL athletes.

[lionsravensfan01]

im glad i stopped watching the lions two years ago, but cant figure out how to change my user name so i can get rid of the "lions". i think i have to create a whole new account.

[MarksmanBB]

assholes

[SuperBlaze46]

@MarksmanBB  they arnt assholes. good hell. jealous shit wipe

[Phoenixwst]

"they're so adorable"...........lol wtf,are they taking the micky?

[Cybermarine33]

"He told the Lions that with hard work, dedication, and a little bit of luck, someday they could get out of Detriot too."

CLASSIC ONION!

[thatgirlwhoplaysCOD]

I live in Detroit, I LOVE football, and I find this hilarious!

[eiddas]

mathews may have been hurt but mathews has more touches less yrds per carry

an less yrds

[eiddas]

did som1 real comment ryan mathews hahahahahahahaha

classic

dude was hurt ever yr he played college ball an oh sh!t he got hurt wat 3 games into the nfl phillip rivers is sick but chargers right now cnt run the ball LT provide an is proving that wen he has more yards then mathews an mathews doesnt brake 1000yrds this season

[AgrivatedKillah]

The detroit lions are a fucking disgrace

i think they should discontinue that team

not to mention detroit is a piece of shit city anyway.

We should get a petition where they create a new team using the detroit lion budget

[KillswitchTheMage]

@AgrivatedKillah , you said this the week they beat the Rams and their wonderboy Bradford 44-6? interesting timing. And they have nearly beaten every team they have faced with their backup QB. hell, they lost 28-20 to the Giants just today, by shooting themselves in the foot on several drives - with their Third string qb. I think its funny...

[zellmer]

So true it's scary!!! Lions suck!

[justinsheridan55]

its sad that suh and jahvid are stuck with this sad team. they deserve better lol

[Mikelb24]

Im a lions fan and i still think this shit is HILARIOUS.

[bmtill47]

@mu2ic1 i bet you you are right jahvid is the next barry sanders

[Starkitar]

@mu2ic1 ryan matthews

[TheAPlusSubber]

people dont understand how our hockey team is number one how our baseball team is ranked 1st place in our division. so go fuck yourself onion

[Friendlynice]

@TheAPlusSubber Yes but that is all overshadowed by how shitty the Detroit Lions are. How the fuck are the Lions soooo fucking bad when they literally had early draft picks since like FOREVER!

[CaptianSlurpie]

o i thought they meant real lions

[Rudenko3]

@CaptianSlurpie retard?



[keyes53ljh]

wow whoever made this you r a big dick and when you finally grow up and your balls drop, you understand that detroit don't have a good team because ford don't spend any money your a dick and i got a question for ya? when you bought or made the show, did it come with tampons for your pussy?

[bantms]

@keyes53ljh haha take the humor and laugh about it. everyone else is. they the most unflattering record in all of professional football. that's worth picking a little fun about it. don't be ignorant, narrow minded, and butt hurt.

[busterseijo]

@bantms all there games they lost were within 3 points besides the vikings.. there only "problem" is penalites

[ChillPillProductions]

@busterseijo dont forget they suck

[InWitheNew]

@keyes53ljh lol get mad

[gostate009]

I'm accually kind of glad the lions went 0-16 because it sent a message to the front office

[PookeoResurrected]

If your a lions fan, then you have no life

[detroitlionfan]

u guys suck the detroit lions will be great again

[garciajomg1]

best u they'll finish with at least 7 wins i think they might get 9.....

[ProffesorChaosesFile]

@garciajomg1 you are fucking stupid i hope that was a joke

[AlcoholLevel]

@garciajomg1 reconsidering that prediction yet? hehhehehe. I was thinking 6 but these first 3 games have been BRUTAL

[baltycolts]

Wow, i thought the lions WERE the NFL..if they are, they suck, they can't even tackle another NFL palyer

[baltycolts]

Wow, i thought the lions WERE the NFL

[SLUBillikens43]

Im glad they didnt make this for the rams

[jamaal1999]

This is absolutely the funniest joke i've seen about the Lions!! lmao (and im a Lions slappy) GO LIONS 2010!

[detroitlionfan]

@jamaal1999 GO LIONS 11 WINS THIS YEAR

[ChargersLVII]

It's funny because NOBODY wants Kyle Boller's autograph

Kyle Boller's MOM doesn't want Kyle Boller's autograph

[bulldoggrrr]

hmmm.....funny but fuck you all the same

[EddieApoc]

Im a lions fan. You have to laugh to avoid crying.

[detroitlionfan]

@EddieApoc SAVE THE CRYING FOR WHEN WE WIN THE SUPERBOWL ON THAT ASS THAT WILL SHOW THESE BUMS GO LIONS 2010-11 WORLD CHAMPS

[m60a3ttsmilwaukee]

well its easy to root for a brett favre team...but if you ever played 3 years of high school football ...the game is how you overcome and get up from defeat...go lions! I'm now a lions fan too!...i will play you on madden nfl 11 football!..."go lions!"

[m60a3ttsmilwaukee]

flagged as spam! no funny!...im a 45 year green bay packer fan...id rather be a lions fan than a cowboys or 49ers fan!...im getting a lions jersey and now rooting for the lions as my second team!...i stand with you on the shore of lake michigan!...(the rams have worst record in 2009) / @wauwatosa wi

[yumting11]

wheres Kyle Boller at you morons

[Eric23er]

hahahaha this is funny

[200903433]

how cute!!!

[lwisenbaugh]

lol im a lions fan i found this hilarious ud think in a state with some of the best college programs in football would have a decent pro team guess not

[halodystroyer44]

6!!!! thats a bit optimistic

[botch8949]

I think the lions win at the least 6 (possibly 8) games.Jahvid best for the run and, with Nate burleson on the other side of calvin johnson! Matt Stafford should have a good year.

[samEsam24]

there so sorry....wens Calvin johnson leave anyon e know?

[blackwingarrow20]

wow you guys are so funny why dont you fuck off the onion

[imcoolyo303]

qwrqw

[EpicElectric]

This is hella funny. 

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