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  • I love this so much XD

  • Good Ol tosh

  • What standup special is this?

  • @Partyer27 completely seriouse

  • What standup special is this?

  • hahahahahaha my tits r hard as fuck

  • Why do u copy the joke into the comments we all saw the fuckin video dumbass

  • Hears a joke, Daniel Tosh isn't queer.

  • crack her overthe head and dont get to exited or youll get yellow stuf all over the beacon

  • you hit the jackpot mo'fo..... and im just throwing change at him and it hurts but he dont care.... i won won and thts how octoberfest started

  • i taste spicy

  • u missed a 2nd W for W.W.J.D.

  • @TheSacred60 No he didnt

  • I taste like chicken and youll still be hungry 30 min later

  • Laughed so hard I cried. LOVE IT!! The animation just made it better

  • YOU HIT THE JACKPOT MOFO!!!!

  • 0:28. That is how I dance. ALL the time.

  • What wou Jesus do ,so I lit him on fire and sent him to hell XD

  • 46 people got beat up at the airport.

  • Macoroni and cheese! xD

  • Vxg.aa

    @

  • Is this from happy thoughts

  • @Ewikc45 no it's not

  • What stand up act is this from

  • Just yes

  • I love the animation. -3

  • whatever queer.

  • Thats cool

  • Wtf u know this is pretty funny to hear it this way congratulations

  • It is apparently socialy unacceptable to throw thing at the homeless.... I learned the hard way

  • It is aparatly

  • What would jesus do? he would like add and subscribe :D

  • which special is this from?

  • so funny

  • Hey bro bravo!!! U need to make another pleeeeze it was so well funny please !

  • This was quite good. Spot on except for God's mouth. Other than that, brilliant

  • Gotta say, that was pretty good

  • Hmm Tosh kinda changed his shtick a bit from this old stuff.

  • Just saying it's W.W.J.D

  • STAND DOWN BLUE TEAM. I SAID STAND DOWN BLUE TEAM.

  • Good stuff!

  • all right i don't get it when he said "if you don't laught at that joke you'll get tired at around 11:30" and "thats how oktoberfest started"

  • 5:20 ... that black guy has the biggest boner i've ever seen O.O

  • 45 people don't own cargo pants.

  • Oh my gosh. That video is sooooo funny!!!!! I LOVE it!!! You chose some of the best jokes ever and your animations really tie everything together. Simply the best.

  • @yungyacht actually its not that obvious since somebody already said the animations were stupid and cheap, maybe u shuld read all the comments and not just the top 1.

  • What is the act called?

  • i think the animations make it funnier

  • @Greg04144 Thanks Captain Obvious for the observation.

  • whatever queer >.>

  • whatever queer.

  • lolol

  • I looked at my bracelet and set him on fire lolololololololol

  • brb, gonna go get some cargo pants

  • Whatever queer

    

  • I watched this during Tosh.0

  • This animation is bad and stupid. He's funny by himself, who needs this bullshit over top.

  • @huffrya0 pull the dildo out of your hands BITCH.

  • MAKE MORE OF THESE GODDAMNIT

  • Do you think mexicans are spicy? xD

  • According to the likes and dislikes 44 people are either gay or don't speak English. LOL that vid is funny!

  • ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You hit the jackpot MOFO!!!!!

  • best animation ever

  • Make it hail!

  • awesome animation

  • hilarious

    

  • "i sont stop till i hit the top and i know cargo pants day is here. . . and i dance" hahahahahahahahaha

  • @darkjoker123321 lol this vid is funny

  • Queer whats that

  • @coolgirl12395 derogatory term for a homosexual person

  • "God eats white people and they taste like macaroni"

    -The Gospel According to Tosh

  • its fisted in key west lol

  • 44 people didn't hit the jackpot mofos

  • WHAT WOULD JESUS DO

  • @ian32897 so i lite him on fire and sent him to hell!! xD

  • Daniel Tosh is a fruitcake who gets fisted in southbeach

  • lol

  • haha

  • what ever 43 quires

  • @mrjjeerroodd its spelled queer lol

  • wowoowwoowow this sucks

    dt is good though

  • I was at the airport a couple days ago and this guy he came out of nowhere and he just beat me up...and everbody just clapped! What is wrong with those people?

  • 42 people have a weird story to tell for the rest of their life.

  • let me tell u somethin white people taste like macoroni and cheesE

  • make another i like em' hehe

  • STAND DOWN BLUE TEAM! STAND DOWN!!!! Now, why couldnt there have been a rainbow team? It could have been so much prettier

  • fucking hilarious and awesome anime

  • i wish i had a w.j.d. braclet! they give you powers~

  • And i dance :) HAHAHA

    

  • Lmao Genius!

  • Cat in The Hat: What ever queer

    Dad: What ever queer

    haha funny XD

  • So I lit him on fire and sent him to hell.

  • Fuckin great!

  • LMAO Tosh is hilarious!

  • If you didn't think this was funny! Burn in hell!

  • @tyga6661 Shut up illuminati 3 6's bum.

  • Hi!!!

  • Daniel... Ur awesome , yet a douche.

  • whatever queer...hahahahalol love gays:)

  • Are you animating these? If so, you need to keep it up! I love your animation and would love to see more!

  • Lmao!!!!!!!

  • Calm down smelly I dont have to its under 400 dollars

  • i got bet the crap up and every one just clapped

  • YOU HIT THE JACKPOT MOFO!

  • haaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.....­......XD

  • ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha­!

  • God you should create a webcomic with these characters.

  • lol this is super funny.

  • you hit the jack pot mofo! lmfao lol

  • >_< best video ever

  • you hit the jackpot mofo

    

  • I love you Tosh!!!!

  • 40 people never got a birds and a bees speech when they were young

  • its been 3 years he either is never going to make more or....he has 10 more videos he never posted. i hope

  • Got myself a pair of cargo pants,A 5gallon jug with change and, a car alarm (not a car alarm with a car, just a car alarm). Now all i need is a hobo. :)

  • ........so...I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell, after I beat the crap out of him cuz he had a briefcase at the airport, after throwing change at him cuz my cargo pants were full, after my belt choked the breath out of me.

    Love the animation!

  • not bad

  • Because you never report grandpa for being creepy

  • STAND DOWN BLUE TEAM!

  • 39 people taste like chicken...

  • @BMX4827 40

  • SEX IS ALOT LIKE EGGS.

  • im glad i laughed at the breakfast joke i had so much energy after that one. 

  • 39 people didn't laugh at the breakfast joke

  • This was amazing. Good job with the animation. Daniel Tosh is awesome

  • 39 ppl r queers....,whatever

  • omg awesome

  • aww titties!!

  • 39 people got yellow stuff on their bacon

  • Whatever queer. Lmao

  • What you talkin about black people taste like chicken white people taste like macaroni and cheese

  • that blue team better stand down!!!!!!!

  • nice animation bro!

  • Thumbs up if you wanted to go to the airport and try that after watching this!

  • @ThaMartian2010 i did..... they didnt chear for me.... they chased me out and had all kinds of dogs and shit runnin after and stuff....... shit wasnt cash man......

  • Soooo funny

  • And everybody just clapped!!! WTF

  • you warm up the bed and then crack her over the head! haha nice

  • so i lit him on fire and send him to hell

  • BLUE TEAM STAND DOWN!!!

  • I've watched this at least five times tonight. I love it! Especially the part when he starts dancing about Cargo pants day.

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  • press 2 and 3 for the best part

  • You hit the jackpot mofo!

  • I luv macoronni

  • holy cow this guy is crAZY DIRTY

  • Watermelon flavored chicken

  • Why the f does 34 people dislike this video

  • Hilarous lov this guy

  • awesome job!!!

  • 33 people got beat up in an airport while everyone clapped.

  • Bitch :3

  • Its true. Animation makes EVERYTHING better!!!

  • "got any spare channnge?"

  • FIRST!

  • (o.0) I love Mac n, cheese

  • what program did you use? PLZ tell me!!!!

  • YOU HIT THE JACKPOT, MO' 'FO'!!1!

  • Well white people taste like mac n cheese bitch c: Yes yes we do

  • Awesome

  • "you hit the jackpot mofo" 8D lol

  • Couldn't stop laughing

  • Made it better. Put this on tosh.0!

  • DAD I THINK THATS DRUGS AND DONT GET TOO EXITED YU'LL PUT YELLOW STUFF ALL OVER THE BACON

  • thank u for animation - it made it better

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  • @theeaglewing09 OH BOY! Really?!?!?

  • i saw daniel tosh in the club he was geting a lap dance... from a guy!

  • @witl435 I saw that lie you just posted. It was on youtube, FROM A TRANVESTITE!!!!!

  • i saw daniel tosh in the club he was geting a lap dance... from a guy

  • check this out mad funny type "daniel tosh wheres my weed money"

  • @Thooorne32 spam!

    

  • A girl in my school asked me for a pencil, so i said "U JUST HIT THE JACKPOT MOFO"