Oh my gosh. That video is sooooo funny!!!!! I LOVE it!!! You chose some of the best jokes ever and your animations really tie everything together. Simply the best.
@yungyacht actually its not that obvious since somebody already said the animations were stupid and cheap, maybe u shuld read all the comments and not just the top 1.
I was at the airport a couple days ago and this guy he came out of nowhere and he just beat me up...and everbody just clapped! What is wrong with those people?
Got myself a pair of cargo pants,A 5gallon jug with change and, a car alarm (not a car alarm with a car, just a car alarm). Now all i need is a hobo. :)
........so...I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell, after I beat the crap out of him cuz he had a briefcase at the airport, after throwing change at him cuz my cargo pants were full, after my belt choked the breath out of me.
@ThaMartian2010 i did..... they didnt chear for me.... they chased me out and had all kinds of dogs and shit runnin after and stuff....... shit wasnt cash man......
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I love this so much XD
DropThatBass5567 19 hours ago
Good Ol tosh
SkyBlu44o4 2 weeks ago
What standup special is this?
Partyer27 2 weeks ago
@Partyer27 completely seriouse
lu1scantu 1 week ago
What standup special is this?
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EmRunner 2 weeks ago
hahahahahaha my tits r hard as fuck
gioiscool1 3 weeks ago
Why do u copy the joke into the comments we all saw the fuckin video dumbass
CHAZUSUK68 3 weeks ago
Hears a joke, Daniel Tosh isn't queer.
mrsteezyrider 1 month ago
crack her overthe head and dont get to exited or youll get yellow stuf all over the beacon
shsmaniacmaniac 1 month ago
you hit the jackpot mo'fo..... and im just throwing change at him and it hurts but he dont care.... i won won and thts how octoberfest started
mrswagg716 1 month ago
i taste spicy
lellie7x 1 month ago
u missed a 2nd W for W.W.J.D.
TheSacred60 1 month ago
@TheSacred60 No he didnt
DownTownBattleMT 1 month ago
I taste like chicken and youll still be hungry 30 min later
Kluulessence 1 month ago
Laughed so hard I cried. LOVE IT!! The animation just made it better
TTTiton5 1 month ago
YOU HIT THE JACKPOT MOFO!!!!
HellaTosh 1 month ago 2
0:28. That is how I dance. ALL the time.
LaylaBurger 1 month ago
What wou Jesus do ,so I lit him on fire and sent him to hell XD
iPhone4Jay 1 month ago 2
46 people got beat up at the airport.
GreenSheepWoman 2 months ago
Macoroni and cheese! xD
bubblegumninja100 2 months ago
Vxg.aa
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A3Geovanni 2 months ago
Is this from happy thoughts
Ewikc45 2 months ago
@Ewikc45 no it's not
theorionkane01 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
What stand up act is this from
Ewikc45 2 months ago
Just yes
mmee1233 2 months ago
I love the animation. -3
NoRatsHere 2 months ago
whatever queer.
itakethesquare 2 months ago 11
Thats cool
VALERIA0321ify 2 months ago
Wtf u know this is pretty funny to hear it this way congratulations
Partyman908 3 months ago
It is apparently socialy unacceptable to throw thing at the homeless.... I learned the hard way
BlackSmokeStudios 3 months ago
It is aparatly
BlackSmokeStudios 3 months ago
What would jesus do? he would like add and subscribe :D
4VampireKnight 3 months ago
which special is this from?
Seston 3 months ago
so funny
thatsherlol 3 months ago
Hey bro bravo!!! U need to make another pleeeeze it was so well funny please !
barnardstudios 3 months ago
This was quite good. Spot on except for God's mouth. Other than that, brilliant
senorscholl 3 months ago
Gotta say, that was pretty good
purplepieman1500 3 months ago
Hmm Tosh kinda changed his shtick a bit from this old stuff.
reejis99 3 months ago
Just saying it's W.W.J.D
CLGeorge33 3 months ago
STAND DOWN BLUE TEAM. I SAID STAND DOWN BLUE TEAM.
xhaloxunlimitedx 4 months ago
Good stuff!
loyalfanwinorlose 4 months ago
all right i don't get it when he said "if you don't laught at that joke you'll get tired at around 11:30" and "thats how oktoberfest started"
stupdude3 4 months ago
5:20 ... that black guy has the biggest boner i've ever seen O.O
AdrenalineCheerios 4 months ago
45 people don't own cargo pants.
ScottS2013 4 months ago 2
Oh my gosh. That video is sooooo funny!!!!! I LOVE it!!! You chose some of the best jokes ever and your animations really tie everything together. Simply the best.
DanToshIsMyHero 4 months ago
@yungyacht actually its not that obvious since somebody already said the animations were stupid and cheap, maybe u shuld read all the comments and not just the top 1.
Greg04144 4 months ago
What is the act called?
SACKINGZFAN33 5 months ago
i think the animations make it funnier
Greg04144 5 months ago 4
@Greg04144 Thanks Captain Obvious for the observation.
yungyacht 4 months ago
whatever queer >.>
EvAnAlMiGhTy1995 5 months ago
whatever queer.
LaceyQuitLolygagging 5 months ago in playlist LaceyQuitLolygagging's Favorited Videos
lolol
italyschild 5 months ago
I looked at my bracelet and set him on fire lolololololololol
dr0ck011 5 months ago 2
brb, gonna go get some cargo pants
tehrubikz 5 months ago 2
Whatever queer
WeChangeThingsUp 5 months ago
I watched this during Tosh.0
TheSuperFunnyMan 5 months ago
This animation is bad and stupid. He's funny by himself, who needs this bullshit over top.
huffrya0 5 months ago
@huffrya0 pull the dildo out of your hands BITCH.
Jake5T 5 months ago
MAKE MORE OF THESE GODDAMNIT
jackfordtrousers 5 months ago
Do you think mexicans are spicy? xD
LaceyQuitLolygagging 5 months ago
According to the likes and dislikes 44 people are either gay or don't speak English. LOL that vid is funny!
speedemon157 5 months ago
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sasa33pep 5 months ago
You hit the jackpot MOFO!!!!!
juancastneda65 5 months ago
best animation ever
videoshare123 5 months ago
Make it hail!
CTvsT5 5 months ago
awesome animation
Squeeker10 5 months ago in playlist Daniel Tosh
hilarious
AlbinoPoe 6 months ago
"i sont stop till i hit the top and i know cargo pants day is here. . . and i dance" hahahahahahahahaha
LCRUZ93 6 months ago 3
@darkjoker123321 lol this vid is funny
coolgirl12395 6 months ago
Queer whats that
coolgirl12395 6 months ago
@coolgirl12395 derogatory term for a homosexual person
darkjoker123321 6 months ago
"God eats white people and they taste like macaroni"
-The Gospel According to Tosh
tedizdobarrelrolls 6 months ago 30
its fisted in key west lol
MrTheresnotone 6 months ago
44 people didn't hit the jackpot mofos
129muk 6 months ago
WHAT WOULD JESUS DO
ian32897 6 months ago
@ian32897 so i lite him on fire and sent him to hell!! xD
CHAVEZKRYSTAL 6 months ago
Daniel Tosh is a fruitcake who gets fisted in southbeach
DMuchnik24 6 months ago
lol
memphishooper3 6 months ago
haha
fighisver 6 months ago
what ever 43 quires
mrjjeerroodd 6 months ago
@mrjjeerroodd its spelled queer lol
As7roid 6 months ago
wowoowwoowow this sucks
dt is good though
extremesowhat 6 months ago
I was at the airport a couple days ago and this guy he came out of nowhere and he just beat me up...and everbody just clapped! What is wrong with those people?
powpowpoke 7 months ago 45
42 people have a weird story to tell for the rest of their life.
davidhlusko 7 months ago 3
let me tell u somethin white people taste like macoroni and cheesE
580Lexi 7 months ago
make another i like em' hehe
nintendogamerz1 7 months ago
STAND DOWN BLUE TEAM! STAND DOWN!!!! Now, why couldnt there have been a rainbow team? It could have been so much prettier
jake4811 7 months ago 5
fucking hilarious and awesome anime
mustanguy102 7 months ago
i wish i had a w.j.d. braclet! they give you powers~
roquemyracle127 7 months ago
And i dance :) HAHAHA
Majormini24 7 months ago
Lmao Genius!
MuSiKFL0 7 months ago
Cat in The Hat: What ever queer
Dad: What ever queer
haha funny XD
kibainuzuka4eva 7 months ago
So I lit him on fire and sent him to hell.
GabinRevolution 7 months ago
Fuckin great!
MzGetThat 7 months ago
LMAO Tosh is hilarious!
64maddness 7 months ago
If you didn't think this was funny! Burn in hell!
tyga6661 7 months ago
@tyga6661 Shut up illuminati 3 6's bum.
Mrmicoolmovie 7 months ago in playlist Something
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TheUsername967 7 months ago
Daniel... Ur awesome , yet a douche.
thunderbeat5000 7 months ago
whatever queer...hahahahalol love gays:)
cassanda11 7 months ago in playlist cass
Are you animating these? If so, you need to keep it up! I love your animation and would love to see more!
TuberTwoU 7 months ago
Lmao!!!!!!!
mustangsjp88 7 months ago
Calm down smelly I dont have to its under 400 dollars
ashton1552 7 months ago
i got bet the crap up and every one just clapped
keith1324mc 7 months ago
YOU HIT THE JACKPOT MOFO!
BeautifullyTragicxx 7 months ago
haaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...........XD
ABQUINOCSO 7 months ago
ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!
TheVahallaknight 7 months ago
God you should create a webcomic with these characters.
Rowlannnn21 7 months ago
lol this is super funny.
master112ism 7 months ago
you hit the jack pot mofo! lmfao lol
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PooPooHalim 8 months ago
>_< best video ever
djblindness402 8 months ago
you hit the jackpot mofo
georgelopez180 8 months ago 102
I love you Tosh!!!!
jemsboo 8 months ago
40 people never got a birds and a bees speech when they were young
hotshot1027 8 months ago
its been 3 years he either is never going to make more or....he has 10 more videos he never posted. i hope
louiezone 8 months ago
Got myself a pair of cargo pants,A 5gallon jug with change and, a car alarm (not a car alarm with a car, just a car alarm). Now all i need is a hobo. :)
afrokid45 8 months ago 3
........so...I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell, after I beat the crap out of him cuz he had a briefcase at the airport, after throwing change at him cuz my cargo pants were full, after my belt choked the breath out of me.
Love the animation!
ZeroOxymoronsAllowed 8 months ago 2
not bad
gimenez123200 8 months ago
Because you never report grandpa for being creepy
That70sShow1Fan 8 months ago
STAND DOWN BLUE TEAM!
NICK41206 8 months ago 5
39 people taste like chicken...
BMX4827 8 months ago 4
@BMX4827 40
zachwelch1996 8 months ago
SEX IS ALOT LIKE EGGS.
thegoodnewdays 8 months ago 5
im glad i laughed at the breakfast joke i had so much energy after that one.
XXXDICEMANXXX 8 months ago 2
39 people didn't laugh at the breakfast joke
werecatlove752 8 months ago
This was amazing. Good job with the animation. Daniel Tosh is awesome
Patallen90 8 months ago
39 ppl r queers....,whatever
KillerCatfish7 8 months ago
omg awesome
okamiba 8 months ago
aww titties!!
c4intel 9 months ago
39 people got yellow stuff on their bacon
52irishman 9 months ago 3
Whatever queer. Lmao
te37drift 9 months ago
What you talkin about black people taste like chicken white people taste like macaroni and cheese
23YoYos 9 months ago
that blue team better stand down!!!!!!!
flatface3 9 months ago
nice animation bro!
92sebast 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you wanted to go to the airport and try that after watching this!
ThaMartian2010 9 months ago 172
@ThaMartian2010 i did..... they didnt chear for me.... they chased me out and had all kinds of dogs and shit runnin after and stuff....... shit wasnt cash man......
DedBassPlayer 7 months ago 2
Soooo funny
ilovepeanutt 9 months ago
And everybody just clapped!!! WTF
PurpleRainNigga 9 months ago
you warm up the bed and then crack her over the head! haha nice
Mexxxicanass 9 months ago
so i lit him on fire and send him to hell
possesedghost 9 months ago
BLUE TEAM STAND DOWN!!!
Brendanfoeller 9 months ago
I've watched this at least five times tonight. I love it! Especially the part when he starts dancing about Cargo pants day.
12crazythomas 9 months ago
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12crazythomas 9 months ago
press 2 and 3 for the best part
MrBunnystew 9 months ago
You hit the jackpot mofo!
chevychickie2016 9 months ago
I luv macoronni
CODBEASTMN 9 months ago
holy cow this guy is crAZY DIRTY
Isabella9609 9 months ago
Watermelon flavored chicken
fadedkid420 9 months ago
Why the f does 34 people dislike this video
31stubbs 9 months ago
Hilarous lov this guy
tati19152 9 months ago
awesome job!!!
thatswhatsheread 9 months ago
33 people got beat up in an airport while everyone clapped.
alexjluthor 9 months ago
Bitch :3
DREWVIX1992 9 months ago
Its true. Animation makes EVERYTHING better!!!
NaruCrazy2009 9 months ago
"got any spare channnge?"
supermonkeymoney12 10 months ago
FIRST!
supermonkeymoney12 10 months ago
(o.0) I love Mac n, cheese
himynameispizza 10 months ago
what program did you use? PLZ tell me!!!!
ThaWalrus8MahBaby 10 months ago
YOU HIT THE JACKPOT, MO' 'FO'!!1!
Akuma296 10 months ago 5
Well white people taste like mac n cheese bitch c: Yes yes we do
fruitsbasketmangalov 10 months ago 2
Awesome
MrTjowen87 10 months ago
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Kid: Mum, can i wear a mini-skirt today?
Mum: No
Kid: Can i wear lipstick?
Mum: No
Kid: Can i wear high heels?
Mum: No!
Kid: But Mum im 17 years old!
Mum: I know Justin, i know
mastamonkey1 10 months ago
"you hit the jackpot mofo" 8D lol
nathan4923 10 months ago
Couldn't stop laughing
nathan4923 10 months ago
Made it better. Put this on tosh.0!
playa185z 10 months ago
DAD I THINK THATS DRUGS AND DONT GET TOO EXITED YU'LL PUT YELLOW STUFF ALL OVER THE BACON
fredlocs2 10 months ago
thank u for animation - it made it better
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theeaglewing09 10 months ago
@theeaglewing09 OH BOY! Really?!?!?
jadco 10 months ago
i saw daniel tosh in the club he was geting a lap dance... from a guy!
witl435 10 months ago
@witl435 I saw that lie you just posted. It was on youtube, FROM A TRANVESTITE!!!!!
jadco 10 months ago
i saw daniel tosh in the club he was geting a lap dance... from a guy
witl435 10 months ago
check this out mad funny type "daniel tosh wheres my weed money"
Thooorne32 10 months ago
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dimebag2002 10 months ago
A girl in my school asked me for a pencil, so i said "U JUST HIT THE JACKPOT MOFO"
joshmosh630 10 months ago