just sitting 'ere watchin' these boys is givin' me the fuckin' 'orn, cooorrr yeah, it reminds me, it reminds me of sitting opposite the Queen ..yeah mate that gives me the horn, I wanted to say,'here your royal maj' fancy fuck, but I couldn't could I cause that wanker Philip was there weren't he....what a cunt!
Can anyone tell me what the sketch was called with the bathroom attendant "put it my mouth derek" "i can feel your vains throbbin" something along those lines?
Yeah, that was 'In The Cubicles' on the Come Again album...one of the most depraved sketches on that album. Check for it on Limewire or any P2P. BTW, nice choice you deviate..lol!
Peter Cook - the consummate comid performer. RIP. He once said that his biggest regret was that he had saved David Frost from drowning. And, fantastically, said the one thing he'd been devasted never to have done was to record a message for a child in a coma. Star man.
"They'll think I have eyes in me arsehole won't they?"
Yehudittx 11 months ago 3
just sitting 'ere watchin' these boys is givin' me the fuckin' 'orn, cooorrr yeah, it reminds me, it reminds me of sitting opposite the Queen ..yeah mate that gives me the horn, I wanted to say,'here your royal maj' fancy fuck, but I couldn't could I cause that wanker Philip was there weren't he....what a cunt!
markzillapage1 1 year ago
it might fall down if i put it on the ground LOVE IT
ab2ghu 2 years ago
Guys, I think I might be in love with Clive..
XD
evolegnartsrd 2 years ago 7
Apparently it was whisky in the coffee cups. "Material that's been worked on for fucking yearrrrzzzzzz" always cracks me up.
LeeJTurnock 2 years ago
ya gunt!
Adebisi2008 2 years ago
I LOVE DEREK & CLIVE!!
54spiritedwill54 3 years ago
"Well puddit on the grahnd you cahnt!"
TomRaymondUK 3 years ago
"they'll think I have eyes in my arsehole"
"...you have haven't you?"
"That's true..."
HAHAHAHA
JGTMTE 3 years ago 4
"It does have that air of polish" Haha, good old Dud.
withnail555 4 years ago
Can anyone tell me what the sketch was called with the bathroom attendant "put it my mouth derek" "i can feel your vains throbbin" something along those lines?
maxwalker123 4 years ago
Yeah, that was 'In The Cubicles' on the Come Again album...one of the most depraved sketches on that album. Check for it on Limewire or any P2P. BTW, nice choice you deviate..lol!
Russ641 4 years ago
It's on the album 'Derek&Clive Come Again.' I've got the CD in my collection.
turner60 3 years ago
"It does have that air of polish"
xokatyxo 4 years ago
Eyes in his arsehole, hahahaha
MoonBarrett 5 years ago
Comedy gods
Alithian 5 years ago
DEREK AND CLIVE. FUCKING LEGENDS
goonerboy123 5 years ago
Peter Cook - the consummate comid performer. RIP. He once said that his biggest regret was that he had saved David Frost from drowning. And, fantastically, said the one thing he'd been devasted never to have done was to record a message for a child in a coma. Star man.
paulprac 5 years ago 12
life story not required
brillina 4 years ago
pardon me for breathing then. twat
paulprac 4 years ago
show off
brillina 4 years ago
belligerent arseholes not required
Salogel7flodnag 4 years ago
me or brillina?
paulprac 3 years ago
Brillina.....i think, i made that comment months ago O.o
Salogel7flodnag 3 years ago
cunt
feedmecoolshit 5 years ago
I LOVE DEREK & CLIVE!!!!!
jamesm406 5 years ago