Animals that are better than you.

[devilaliali]

i smell some trolls .. WATCH AND STFU :D

[Wharwulif]

The world would be a far nicer place without any humans around.

Because humanity is a plague that is affecting many corners of the earth,and tend to leave a nasty mess behind them,and until their mess won't bite their ass,they won't give a fart about it.

Humans...the only creatures in the world needing to feel like they are better then anything,yet end up being a nasty monster.

And for all those who got something against this,remember that so far humans are the only race who murder for PROFIT.

[JustAnotherGaian]

@Wharwulif In his intellectual, spiritual, and technological advancement, Man has become one of the most vicious animals on the planet.

[Wharwulif]

@JustAnotherGaian Humans are simply over-grown monsters.

Their "intellect" is simply them trying to use everything around them for the purpose of growing bigger,and is meant for them to keep their growth growing.

Their "spiritual" is simply them worshiping themselves,has they claim they are above and beyond earth because they feel bigger then anything.

Their "Technology" is just a bigger/faster/stronger versions of the same functions of tools of the past.

Man is dumb,huge and brutal,that's that.

[icabotzamzery]

@Wharwulif Great and coolest monsters I must say, you are comparing a super computer, and an international space station, to a stick and a rock?, Luckily, you know how to write...

[Wharwulif]

@icabotzamzery Super Computer-When people need something to think for them stuff they can't calculate or measure or behold upon.

international space station-For research and education...In other words,further learning how to use the sticks and stones,which will mostly just break their bones.

Same concepts,larger scale-that's that.

[icabotzamzery]

@Wharwulif Exactly!, it´s not only stones and sticks, but the fact and the ability that you can write to another human beyond the frontiers of your voice probe that, it´s knowleadge and the capacity that comunication beyond the mind of any other animal what made us a super coolest monsters. Any animal in the world destroy a part of the world to survive, break trees, chop leaves, kill other animals, use them, every animal in the world if have our capacities will do the same thing

[Wharwulif]

@icabotzamzery The mission of aimless growth is something that must be altered.

At least the other animals keep each other and nature in check,they have a semi-form of balance,and everyone there has a chance for some decent life.

Humans steal and abuse everything in order to spread and worship themselves and their desires,while not all humans do so-most humans clearly support this abomination.

It's a delusion to think that humanity are"beyond"anything,For they are being dominated by Everything.

[MrSmed12345]

Y r sumpeople getin cross about the facts in this it's just a joke

[jackstaaar5]

@Devon6961 wow are you that stupid? Humans are animals you blonde twazack

[mizzangelita18]

This is stupid

[TheIkawatay]

Everytime i see a cheetah it reminds me of them white folks!

[Scrubba21]

thats wrong an octopus has that recoords its an intire tentical

[Neishavidmaker]

Penguins don't mate for life. They mate for the season, each season they find a new mate. Its okay common misconception. Except not, if you watch any documentary or book on penguins you would know that.

[MrDakillman]

ya well i got a shot gun now lets sea who's better

[MrDakillman]

prove it

[mutis007]

2006 and 480p that is freaking pro.

These days you have 240p online.

[grande1899]

Who else searched for the penis of a tapir on Youtube right after watching this video?

[MrCally2]

what the hell's wrong with the related videos? :))

[iDarwinDeez]

Man: "Can you eat a Seal?"

Me: "Challenge accepted"

2 MONTHS LATER after going to the Antarctic

Me: "U won Polarbear....but I will be back ( in Schwarzenegger accent)"

[Tannerman75]

Thumbs

[AllKinHomeWorld]

Artillery.

'nuff said.

[Securitron343]

Humans are animals too hurr

So other humans are better then me too?

[Devon6961]

@Securitron343 Humans aren't animals -_-

[Securitron343]

@Devon6961 Humans. Mammals. Humans, survive just like animals.

Yes, humans are animals.

Also, scientists only divide living creatures in two sections.

Animals

Plants

Guess what we fit into?

[grande1899]

@Securitron343 Actually, living things are divided into 5/6 kingdoms.

[BigBadNightWolf]

@Securitron343 um. no.

Animals, Plants, Archaebacteria, Eubacteria, Fungi and Protists. Yes. We are animals. But ya know what? Bacteria kick the ass off everything. hands down. seriously dude, look around. People fucking suck. I'd much rather be a single Cyanobacteria if i had the choice.

[BigBadNightWolf]

@Devon6961 ..... you did NOT just say that. thats the most ridiculous thing i have EVER heard...

[TheRemainingFaithful]

wtf?

[Schleiban]

Cheetah: *shoots, then flies to the moon*

Penguin: *doesn't shoot because it's cute but also because we're killing them anyway*

Crocodile: *puts a rubber band around its mouth and then builds skyscrapers*

Polar bear: *shoots, as we always do*

Tortoise: *races*

Tapir: *is irrelevant*

[txvoltaire]

That was....uh....interesting!

[Maydomedia]

This is a Bear he drinks his own Urine. He is better than you.

[curiousme21]

veryy stupid laughng trackkk

[CamelBallZee]

Hahahahahaha "poopninja"

[316greg]

LOL!!!!

[1985supatayla]

can any of these send a text or play modern warfare, im pretty sure i shit on all of them haha

[matelue]

Still waiting for the punch line.

[6684lillian]

But we can make almost all these species go endangered, so we're still, overall, better than them.

[zmaj54]

Gorillas are bigger then us yet they have smaller dicks... so how do we have the smallest penis to body size ratio...?

Anyway this isnt funny when you consider that we can kill any of these animals with the flick of a finger.... (laugh track)

[EchoOddity]

@zmaj54 It meant personally the watcher has the smallest penis.....

[zmaj54]

@EchoOddity Its still not funny, at all.

[SCX2k]

@zmaj54 u mad?

[zmaj54]

@SCX2k Im fucking furious!!! And you trying to troll me pisses me off even moar!! Grrr!! Exuse me, Im so mad Im going to go kill a puppy!!!! D:<

[SCX2k]

@zmaj54 :)

[reLAXer23]

@zmaj54 get sauced son

[zmaj54]

@reLAXer23 If youre trying to insult me please do it in a language that I can understand. Otherwise, it has no affect :/

[reLAXer23]

@zmaj54 I wouldn't be too mad about that bro.

[nidzica5]

@zmaj54 no... you can't ... go in a fist fight with a cheetah and tell me what happened.

[zmaj54]

@nidzica5 I was talking about a gun genius!

[nidzica5]

@zmaj54 you were not born with the gun genius!

[Magician20034]

Chuck Norris has a third fist in his beard. Chuck Norris is better than you.

[Fatallica1985]

actualy it's scheetah max speed is110-120 km/h

[MrLoganVids]

im better than these guys

[theohmightyniffum]

We got thumbs and chuck norris

[Collin6981]

damn nature you scary

[Clavsicus]

Man: "Can you eat a seal?"

Bear Grylls: "Yeah no problem mate."

Man: ...

[EliHaynez]

@Clavsicus your thinking of survivor man bear grylls is a pussy.

[MrCrisu]

@Clavsicus Man to Bear Grylls: what about the body to penis ratio?

[Russelia224]

tapirs do not have the largest penis size. of mammals its the armadillo and of organisms in general its the banicle :/

[Soralella71]

All animals are better than humans. Even a fly.

[aWhiteCoon]

im black, so my opinion doesnt count but... fuck asians ?

[BudddyCpSimNASA]

:)

[lanagual]

hung like a flea?..yes the flea has the largest penis per body size of any creature on earth..so..take that you egotistical bastards..:D...you are nothing but a hanger for clothes, and a body to build a coffin for, Termites are more important than humans cuz they break down all the fallen wood in forests and produce CO2 which is good for the greenhouse effect..just pointing out that humans are not the center of the universe..we are just bipedal mammals who think we are special.

and maybe we are

[Currie01]

The tapir has a far bigger dick than you....on the end of its fucking nose.

[michael21695]

The tapir has a bigger doodle than you. The tapir is better than you.

[afilover297]

This is a chuck Norris he has the most whoop ass in the universe you have none the chuck Norris is better than you

[DaRealRocky1]

did anybody get here from Metallica song better than you?

[GrimRaider74]

They may be better than me but they are not better than my rifle.

[tilhon]

Can you eat a seal?

[AnimalCarnage]

I laughed so hard it hurt, especially at the tapire (or however you spell it).

[LaloEduardo97]

LOLOLOLOOL



[Milomia9]

"what can you do? You kill all these animals for fun or to look good. Yet they still eat bugs and other animals that can destroy your crops. They also sacrifice themselves to be your food. Animals are better than you."

[playmymusic96]

actually, the creature with the largest penis/body ratio is the barnacle.

[LibJumper]

@playmymusic96 I think he meant vertebrate.

[ILoveShortStack99]

lol this is pretty funny!

[kdawru]

lol

[themooslayer]

in soviet russia, you are better than animal.. wait what..

[D00mnukem]

Well I can get into a group of other humans, and build a spiked wall around my hut that i built out sticks and mud, and then build a bow with a rounded stick and tie horse hair around both ends, and than tie a sharpened piece of stone at the end and kill you Mr. polar bear...humans are better than you.

[MrEllisRedding]

@D00mnukem You're a dumbass. Where are you going to find a sharpened stone, mud, a lot of wood, And a Wild horse's hair where a polar bear is, you insignificant cunt?? You'd never be able to talk an innuit or eskimo into attacking a polar bear, they'd rather go for a seal or something else that couldn't fight back very well on land. A polar bear would eat you & turn you into shit, just admit it. Also, I like how you chose only 1 animal to example, out of tons that would tear you to pieces.

[D00mnukem]

@MrEllisRedding I posted this for mainly two reasons:

1. just to say that humans have evolved into what we are today, and that at a time, we were the prey, and back some thousands of years ago, there were much dangerous animals back than also. the extinct "Irish Elk" (since thousands of years ago) were much more dangerous than the modern-day polar bear, and it was just a herbivore. I know that there's much more dangerous animals than just a polar bear, don't exclude it from me.

2. to be funny.

[PlaguedMan]

@BSRobbie Well you must be right. But they have instincts don't they? And we have a lot of ration, yet we do not use it. It's pretty pathetic if you ask me.

[HiddenFacedMatt]

Awesome

[randymatsunaga]

Bring back Ronnie Johns!!!!

[SpicySalsa36]

This is how vegitarians argue :) I kid, I kid.

[kiffly666]

tapirs ftw

[gerontophil]

This is my ass , and it doesn´t produce that much shit like You talk , so it definitely is better than You , Imbecile !

[iuseglitches]

This is a penguin it mates for life you probably still jack off to porn therefore the penguin is better than you !!!!!!!

[dinoman1997]

this isnt funny at all

[sirangelsalcedo]

hahahaha!!!

[XxdeadxheartxX]

Does anyone know who narrates this?

[Dsafarie]

can anyone tell me the music that was used in this video?

[damayer92]

wow, people can find excuses to troll and have meaningless youtube arguments EVEN on a video like this...amazing.

[dreamwriter161]

Loooove this!!

[CLASHofTHElonders]

all animals are than humans ...... humans suck ass except the sexxy girls:D

[skipskops]

@CLASHofTHElonders So you suck ass huh! :O

[CLASHofTHElonders]

@skipskops so do you go suck more ass, ass sucker

[skipskops]

@CLASHofTHElonders I do suck ass, don't need to tell me! I'm all on that shit like it's chocolate mofo!

[CLASHofTHElonders]

@skipskops LMAO

[MsLkproduction]

THis made me LOL

[videomanlt]

can any of them use computer? fuck no

[CLASHofTHElonders]

@videomanlt a gorilla can so it is better than you!!

[oANWARoo]

this is dume IM better THEN STUPID ANIMALS

[revolver519]

@oANWARoo rofl your "dumb"

[vgman94]

@oANWARoo Stupid animals? Without technology, we wouldn't be where we are right now. And don't mke excuses. Did YOU make the gun? No, so you're not better than animals, as you weren't smart enough to invent it. And without any kind of humility, you're far more worthless than animals. Grow up. We may be the most powerful, but without any kind of humility or compassion, there will be no morality.

[acr08807]

@vgman94 Your idea of humility and compassion is to call someone worthless ad tell him to grow up?

[vgman94]

@acr08807 .... Okay, so I was a bit hard on the kid. But he barely said anything to give me an idea of what kind of person he/she was and how to act accordingly. And I said far from worthless, not totally worthless. Him calling animals worthless either shows a horrible understanding of the environment or a completely uncaring attitude. Probably both.

[llllljrulllll]

@wolfhybrid900 who made our weapons/??? ohh yaa thats right WE DID...youre a dumbass if you think HUMANS are not the top of the food chain.....i can see why you like this vid cuz you can relate to it....cuz you have a small penis, no gf, fat, slow, and you are a DUMBASS

[wolfhybrid900]

Why are you guys watching the video if you don't agree with it? And we're not at the top of the food chain, our weapons are. And lots of animals are capable of building their own homes and know knowledge they need to survive while we learn useless knowledge. And we are animals because we are mammals. And other than the useless knowledge like math, social studies, etc, we don't know much more than them. I agree with @lonnalonna :) I love animals forever! :D They are so interesting.

[dfgl1029]

@wolfhybrid900 Then you should leave this useless internet and live in a jungle naked.

[wolfhybrid900]

@dfgl1029  I didn't take offense to that.

[wolfhybrid900]

I LOVE THIS! :D I always wanted to make a tribute to animals. They are so majestic and cunning! They ALWAYS brighten up my day.

[CompanyLego]

Funny!

[lonnalonna]

OMFG!!!

Animals are AWESOME!!! :D :D :D

[HelenaVanCity]

Exceptionally stupid comments (in the video) on truly great animals! I wish they'd just showed the vids, without reading that crap.

[punpanonicus]

i'm not better than any of these beasts :)

[vgman94]

@SLOdreamteam Classic joke? It's retarded. A skilled martial artist becomes God in these idiotic jokes. Hell, Crash Bandicoot could beat Norris. >_>

[noobman995]

i can eat a seal

[4shacks1house]

Not after a 30.06 round goes through their head. Not even close.

[PercyMcqueen]

@SLOdreamteam No. You're a faggot for thinking Chuck Norris jokes are still or have ever been funny.

[Sixexes]

@PercyMcqueen You cantcall him a fag (Homosexual) for thinking something is funny? Thats completely wrong. Shoo troll, shoo!

[malow87]

@PercyMcqueen

People who generalize got to often roundhousekicked in school.

[twiztidMage]

hahah ahhh this is fucking great

[ShoRu090]

@SLOdreamteam =)))))

[Helliotion]

Laugh tracks are so stupid

[xXcoolcubeXx]

@Helliotion honestly i didn't even realize it was a track until i read that

[Ultraevil88]

Pwned !

[AspieJohnny]

NO. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT TAPIRS ARE UGLY.

No seriously they're really cute

[hellzBrother]

@AspieJohnny OH, and their penises! :O

[mylifexxuncut]

last animal:the bastard child of an elephant and a pig....accurate

[themitch1966]

The person writing this comment has the most miraculous computer locked inside his head(as does the person reading this post). The writer is extremely vulnerable to clawed & big toothed animals(he is essentially spam)BUT the writer can use his computer brain to come up with ways to make food,clothing and even shelter out of all the animals mentioned in the video.He(like you) is better than an animal.

[Player201410]

Those fucking laughers...

[ShutUpFckSht]

This made me so happy....someone needs to make more...hehehehe XD

[hellraizr666]

@keithshanafelt55 find a penguin.

[Cajaquarius]

Without use of our tools animals beat humans hands down. The greatest martial artist on earth would still lose a fist fight to an enraged polar bear. Give the martial artist the tools required to kill the polar bear and that enraged polar bear now becomes a handy throw rug to put in front of the fire place. There, can we stop arguing now? Animals > Humans without Tools, Animals < Humans with Tools

[5Agni]

So funny. Thank you for posting:-)

[beepbeepimaification]

lol the penguin part was just to cute

[petaaaaa1234]

i can eat a seal. i am as good as or better than a polar bear.

[BeautyinDiatoms]

I cannot hear more than 20 kHz, are helpless in total darkness - as I cannot see in the UV or IR spectrum, would be in danger of dying if my core temperature drops to 93 degrees... swimming, under the last two situations, would be impossible!

So, on these and other aspects, many animals, are definitely: better than me.

[LibJumper]

This animal is better than your entire family. Haha!

[jp101pro]

thanks stumbleupon. lol

[ke6gwf]

The monkey can spell, the monkey is better than you.

(@ most of the comments on here! ;)

[yo100ish]

this is longcat longcat is better than than all of these asshole animals and this guy says there better

[inuk44]

I eat what Polar Bear eats.

[COBRA2K12]

animals arnt better than me ill get a fuckin shotgun and shoot the fuck out of them

[swantonz]

@COBRA2K12 they dun need a shotgun. they'll just eat you alive. can you do that? they are better than u.

[krazykid6969]

@swantonz lol

[Gorillarktube]

@COBRA2K12 holy shit! a non brainless man vs animals holy shit they are so scared! :O

dude srsly...u arent even a match none , 0 nothing, nada! you are just a very very very small obstacle to animals :D BTW humans are animals so ur really screwd if u think a shotgun will kill all of them ^^!

PS: really wish u luck!

[nico2710]

"Can you eat a seal?" *clears throat* Yes we Norwegians hunt and eat a shitload of seals every year. So no the damn polar bear is not better than me...

[FalconAlpaca]

wow, can't people shut up and comment on the real video?

[famousandace]

Cheetas got nothing on ninjas, screw penguins, we got pimps, not gonna argue with a croc, there r people that eat seals, and I think the black population takes care of the last one.

[lrcdert2010]

I also hate when it's 1 vs 995,000,000,000,0000,000 species off course it's easy to say one is better than the other because your taking their best aspect vs ours.To make it fair 1 vs 1 now who wins.

[lrcdert2010]

Over 99.999 percent of species are better than us but we make it up in the mental sector.Heck I'm pretty sure I can dominate the biggest animal with just a tank.

[Gorillarktube]

@lrcdert2010

good luck with malaria moskitos :)

[sbauman487]

Really? A laugh track? They still use those? Is it 1987 all over again?

[Jesicka89]

ha-ha funny...I mean I don´t know how can some people take this seriously...don´t really have sense of humor at all.

[Dread556]

"here is the human, he lives a moderately stress free life, is able to fly to great altitudes, able to swim deep into the ocean, can explore the outer reaches of space, and can combat any threat, whether it be large animals, or micro organisms.

the human...is the best"

[floriath]

stumbled from here.

[Odo55]

stumbledupon =)

[Sonsum]

This is a person. He has a gun. Do you have a gun?

The person could cap your sorry animal behind.

The person is better than you.

[vgman94]

@Sonsum Yet, without that gun that took years of technological advancement to produce, you'd get your ass kicked. People who use guns are cowards.

[PrincessGlowingStar]

@vgman94

And sometimes people who use guns just want to defend themselves... guns aren't all bad...

[vgman94]

@PrincessGlowingStar Yeah. That's true, I guess. Guns vs guns is fair game as both sides are equal and using equal strengths.

[Shodex4]

@vgman94 Well, provided it isn't flintlock pistols versus light machine guns.

[vgman94]

@Shodex4 True. I meant if they used the same type (or at least similar types) of guns.

[SaraSmilezxx]

@Sonsum

This is a person. He has a gun. Do you have a gun?

The person is weak and needs a weapon to defend itself.

The animal is better than you.

[DeathBringer9000]

humans are the most intelligent creatures, and we are among the best long-distance runners in the animal kingdom

[hellzBrother]

@DeathBringer9000 with small penises.

[PlaguedMan]

@DeathBringer9000 We are also the dumbest species at the same time. No species that inflicts death and destruction on itself is to be considered intelligent. No species that is divided into two sides: ones that pays for diets, and ones that pay for food to survive, is to be considered intelligent.

[ximbetterthenyoux]

lol 0:51 yesss!!!

[Scarface826]

sounds like tom hardy narrating

[smitty575s]

STUMBLE

@tinytrumpet You're a jerk.... a