Zack & Cissnei (subbed)

[NotSoNiceKitty]

I was confused, until I saw "that retarded blond haired boy" and then I lol'd

[ReikaHarunoLovesGOD]

Hehehehe but that is not he true story of crisis core i am already done with this stage and i already beaten sephiroth and Angeal haha.

[Resistance41]

I love Cissnei!

[NandorHUN]

What happened with Cissnei after Crisis Core? I didn't see she in FF 7 or Advent Children. :(

[ZenFilmz]

@NandorHUN she lived with Zacks parents in gongaga

[MPLegato]

LOL

that retarted blond haired boy

hahahaha

[13BLACKKAT13ily]

omg i laughed so much...

"You, me and that retarded blonde haired boy!" ahahaha XD LOL!

[ShyFallen]

LMFAO XD

[kakashi1150]

lol that retarted blond haired boy~~~ epic script, despite it being a fake script XD

still 5 stars for pure epicness and pure humor

[Yeimbo]

Zack ought to kill Cissnei!

[Gkenz333]

damn best best part left out

[777Kiana]

*tsk tsk tsk*.. Zaaack... how can you be so mean to your best friend?..but- oooohhh s***!!! Cissnei, I will murder you!.. Zack, come away w/ me!! ♥

...good job..

[KingMickeyMouseOoO]

That was awesome!!!! THANK YOU!!! Cissnei FINALLY knocks Zack out!!!! That was sweet....Cissnei screams out, "I WANT YOU!!!!" Then she throws her Chackram at Zack and then Zack is TOO SLOW....then he gets bashed by the chackram and falls down to the ground unconscious...Cissnei then carries Zack, holding him in her arms, she takes him away....and they live happily ever after!!!! The End!!! LOL

[greenrayice]

lol and that retarded blond boy

xDxDxD

[volacious]

Not the real script :D LOL

[slashslashdotdot]

Not the real diologue.

[koyokoreed]

"Me, you and that retarded blonde haired boy!"......aww poor Cloud but i can't help but laugh! XDDDDD (~w~ i will run away with you zack..)

[1Hashish1]

"Let's run together whit the retarded blonde haired boy" XDDD

Soo Funny!!!

[chibibluepenguin]

I laughed quite a bit when he suggested running off with her, and that retarded blonde haired boy. Thanks!

[KaliKrawler120]

cloud aint retarded...T-T

[qBATTOUSAIp]

what happened to Cissnea After Crisis??

[elfslay]

"Me, you and that retarded blonde haired boy!" I laughed my ass off at that, nice.

[YRPproductions]

that was...weird....GO CISSNEI AND RENO!

[MagicTsukai]

lol... nice translations xD

i wouldn't mind this replacing the actauly script xD lol

[Verleed]

Cissnei reminds me a bit of Rosso the Crimson. >.> before any experiments were done to Rosso, making her who she is in Dirge of Cerberus.

[bjsdemon]

maybe Cissnei was experimented on and became Rosso? just a theory, but it would make sense, dontcha think?

[UndeniableMystique]

They do look a lot alike

[jwallbanger]

i take it he's a gay warrior then? shouldn't he be wearing like a rainbow cape or something?

[XTifaXLockheartX]

okay i admit some lines are funny...

hmmm....

does cissnei like zack as in like-like?

[ShiviVivi]

Yes, she did have feelings for him. ^^

[antony89to]

haha this made my day man

[Zanazreen]

hahaha

[HatakeStrife]

lol. "come run away with me!" it was all good.

[FlyingAlchemist]

Well, of course he's retarded. He's blond! *Bunch of blond people throwing rocks at me* Ouch! Ow! Ju... Just kidding, guys! OW!!!

[izameh24]

whoa...

thought it was real til tou me and that retarded blond boy!! hahah!!!

still wish that was true!!

VIVA Zissnei!!

Yeah i made a nickname for them!!

[123Aerith]

"retarded blonde haired boy" That was hilarious!

[deadeye415]

"You,me,and that retarded blond haired boy!"This is great

[iceandflame]

lol for a sec i thought the translations were real...until when he says the retarded blonde boy loool

[BexWeird]

Retarded blonde boy cracked me up XD

[justforyouz]

"It's more than that.... I want you!"

LOL even though it's a parody

[numba0ne10]

lmfao I love clouds character but "that retarded blond boy" made me laugh so hard

[cloud811]

which song from the ost is playing in the BG of this?

[jonnyvue]

Wow... though the translations are fake, it's kinda romantically sad in a way.

[setsunameiou55]

I like how people think these are real. :P

XD Although that certainly fits in. ;P

[0Rox0]

whats Cissnei's deal?

[0Rox0]

Hahahaha I agree!

[kierakaru]

the turk looks like Lena Katina from t.A.T.u o.o

[draconusrex]

where exactly was she hiding that shiruken?

:0

[Kingdomhearts800]

That was funny! You couldn't tell!

[goldman77700]

Lol, nice parody.

[MattsGoogles]

lool i hadnt realise it was a parody! it looks so real!!XD so actually whats up with cissney and y she attcked zack at the end?O_O

[kcc999]

because her orders were to get zack and bring him to the turks

[Yahriel]

you guys all know this is a parody, right?

Zack was actually scouting ahead to make sure it was safe for him and Cloud, but runs into a dead end at that beach, where he then encounters Cissnei.

[trasnd]

hard love :)

[xoa]

Cloud is pretty retarded through most of the game. <_<

I love Cissnei. Her weapon reminds me of Yuffie.

[wolfcompanion1992]

Haha, I hadnt realised this was a parody!

"you, me and that retarded blond haired boy"

Awesome ^^

[kaizerx10]

I couldn't tell if this was parody or not. The "retarded" kinda gave it away, but it made me laugh.

[EricToTheScionti]

Hahaha

[kirbygirl06]

you know what i just now getting that this is a parody...lol...you bastard!!!

[kirbygirl06]

lol....he actually called cloud retarded