DON' T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP.THIS IS SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLYWORK
1 thing I never understood about the part where he sends his hover-thing at spiderman is that he never moves... So that means even if spiderman got impaled, he would either: also get impaled, or get hit by a very high speeding spiderman/hoverthing...
To everyone who is asking: The audio for DENNIS and NEW JERSEY is top-secret, classified information. It's actually from a home video, so there is no other way to get it.
92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to 5 other videos. DONT LET ROCK N ROLL DIE ! Thumbs Up! Rock!!
Meanwhile, the Green Goblin is dealing the wrath of some angry citizens of New Jersey. Following that, witness the final showdown between Captain Falcon and the Green Goblin who experiences a glider malfunction, leading up to the heartbreaking conclusion.
Captain Falcon, who is experiencing some terrible gas at the moment, gets into some serious trouble. First he is unable to get his great food, then he gets into a fight with his double. If things weren't already bad enough, Captain Falcon's true identity is revealed and is then mocked by his friend Harry.
Hey Everyone here watching tihs video. Your thanking wow your just some other guy wanting to get noticed. I dont care i do this for fun but i want to get noticed. So if you want to laugh troll orwhat ever you can look at my videos.
Way better than the actual movie XD
And I love this movie.
Ninjadude973 1 day ago
I missed the part where this was funny
Megadeth2109 4 days ago
2:14 - 2:19 the only part i laughed
PEZZ5888 1 week ago
3:32 LOL
shewolfx1 1 week ago
1:31 FUS RO DAH
LilRiiiicoo 1 week ago
2:26 haha
MrDrGreenThumb13 1 week ago
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MrDrGreenThumb13 1 week ago
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MrDrGreenThumb13 1 week ago
FOS RO DAH 1:32
XD
catdaddylowe 1 week ago
my favorite part was 3:50 when he fell
TheOnlyUseKnife1 1 week ago
you think your pretty funny, dont you freak? YES!!!!!!!!
Afroman1837 1 week ago in playlist YTP Favorites
best youtube poop ever
kevengohan11 1 week ago
i need that money
i missed the part but that's my problem
i need that grapefruit
lol
dkyp44 2 weeks ago
1:10 classic haha
blainered 2 weeks ago
Like they say in Brooklyn, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
qwertqwe 2 weeks ago
i spilled some coke over my shirt thanks to you!
AnaheimDutch 2 weeks ago
Peter has huge fart problems.
gungrave761 3 weeks ago
I need that STAPLER
booyah129 3 weeks ago
Yay yugioh abbridged
Rey619Spear 3 weeks ago
YOU MESS WITH Jersay,YOU MESS WITH New Jersay :DD
Best part of the fucking video, I actually almost died.
RamonTheMighty 3 weeks ago
@RamonTheMighty YOU MESS WITH NEW JERSEY, YOU MESS WITH DENNIS!
gungrave761 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
prees 2 and 3 for money in the punch
ilham2261 4 weeks ago
YOU MESS WITH NEW JERSAY!! XD
xXxspeedmonsterxXx 1 month ago
say, you like resident evil 4?
j0h4nz3l 1 month ago
Falcon punch
jake24588 1 month ago
Does anyone watch True Blood? the douche bag trying to falcon punch Tobey is Alseed on True Blood... I doubt I spelled that right but whatever
toThe9thPower 1 month ago
Funny
dbadnews 1 month ago
Anyone else notice the explosion at 3:08...just me...yay.
7CamoSnake7 1 month ago
This was the VERY first YouTube Poop I saw. Still funny as hell even at age 14. XD
BritttMyerz1997 1 month ago
0:32...someone has mods
Sh8keJunt 1 month ago
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Falcon, PUNCH!
You think your pretty funny dont you freak
YES
Show me ya moves!
POUNCH!.......POUNC!.......PPPPOOOOOUUUUNNNNCCCCHHHHH! UGH! *FART* Yes!
You spin me right round baby right round like a racord baby. UGH UGH UGH
FunkyPajamaMan 1 month ago
Falcon, PUNCH!
You think your pretty funny dont you freak
YES
Show me ya moves!
PUNCH!...PUNCH!....PPPPPPUUUUUUNNNNNNCCHCCHH.
POUNCH!.......POUNC!.......PPPPOOOOOUUUUNNNNCCCCHHHHH! UGH! *FART* Yes!
You spin me right round baby right round like a racord baby. UGH UGH UGH
Show me ya moves!
POUNCH!.....POUNCH!......PPPPPOOOOOUUUNCCCHHHHHH UGH!
FunkyPajamaMan 1 month ago
3:30 hahahahahahahahaha
yoblackops7 2 months ago
I'm only from New Jersey XD
DarkeniusStorm 2 months ago
puuuuunnnncchhh!!!!
ZzBoxerszZ 2 months ago
1:12 , look at the guy in the yellow shirt.
gotpuntedagain 2 months ago
1:10 brings back bad memorys
redsayuri42 2 months ago
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DON' T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP.THIS IS SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLYWORK
ventustayleanrocks 2 months ago
I TRYD NO TO LAUGH BUT I LOST AT TOOK PICTURES OF MAMALUIGI TOOK PICTURES OF MY ASS AND ALL THAT
hatingrain 2 months ago
the end was the funniest fucking thing ever
Glarium1 2 months ago
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Anybody recognize that?
gotpuntedagain 2 months ago
1:10 Caught me off guard.
ymk19 2 months ago 17
I find the Yugioh Abridged voice insert a bit unnecessary.
Abikuru 2 months ago
funny
acbiddle2001 2 months ago
1:10 what is cash doing?
sportmana123 2 months ago
MAXIMILLION PEGASUS
GoombaGuy814 2 months ago
ShOw Ya MoV3$
MrCloudisgay 2 months ago
Does anyone else hear the YGOTAS reference
mexicansupersaiyan 2 months ago
Please, Uncensored version :D
Corset100 2 months ago
lol this is so funny i wach this like 1110 times it stell funny
bigfatties420 3 months ago
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TazziJadeBlack 3 months ago
omfggg made the bleep sounds not blow my ears out. fuck this
jakemthws18 3 months ago
Omg this made me pee my pants! XD
MrMichael8987 3 months ago
1:10 epic lol
Azkamoski 3 months ago
Omg this poop is amazing! I was laughing my head off the first time I watched xD
MrMichael8987 3 months ago
2:40 does AVGN say ass?
sharkeysamuel 3 months ago
3.28 3.38 lool
mafia5656 3 months ago
1:24
PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
FALCON PUNCH
UGH UGH UGH YES
FALCON PUNCH
YES
*FART NOISE*
LOL
Exsoldja 3 months ago 63
3:25 - 4:32
Best Part XD
TylrCSolvein 3 months ago
this poop sucks ass
Gamech3at 3 months ago
3:58 XD
Tabaskoful 3 months ago
pics of yor buds of dennis new jersiy
matixtig 3 months ago
@matixtig fail
matixtig 3 months ago
CAPTAIN FALCON going for a job at McDonald's
watch?v=6hbPqRQllDU
jb24653 3 months ago
3:13-3:16 WTF? LMFAO! Where the hell is that from?
Neuffey 4 months ago
why did the teacher drop food on the dude
pikapal94 4 months ago
With great power comes great flatulence
Mattteus 4 months ago
So fucking epic!
Neuffey 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Jackkrauser91
Nice work!
DavetheDweller 4 months ago
dude..i can see u like resident evil 4 by the name of ur account xD DONT get ne wrong i do like resident evil 4 as well
esebato6 4 months ago
falcon punch BEST PART !!!! XD
britolitos 4 months ago in playlist Vídeos favoritos de britolitos
That is a truly serious glider malfunction.
tronlgrid69 4 months ago
Peter you shower in doodoo?
SniperQPS 4 months ago
Best youtuber their is. ^^
SniperQPS 4 months ago
What song is 1:18?
RingoStarrFan102 4 months ago
I freakin died so funny dude XD
JoshBraunz 4 months ago
show ya moves
Mrjulicaro 4 months ago
Hilarius 2:43
Fenderbender4970 4 months ago
When Harry unmasked Spiderman he was like JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Deadpool035 4 months ago
2:45-2:50 WTF!?!?!?!!?
troopman4 4 months ago
wwwdotmeatspindotcom
redsayuri42 4 months ago
OH MY GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWDDDDD!!
GangsterGuyMoe 4 months ago
1:30 fire punch player 2 deafeat player 1 wins
lol2946 4 months ago
You mess woth New Jersey You mess with Dennis
UberHaxorGnenosus 5 months ago
i herd a##
TheKhfreak2 5 months ago
hey i heard naruto music
CrappyLego 5 months ago
show me a moose
Dethklocalypse 5 months ago
3:56 acctually
alexcorrea818 5 months ago
at 3:58 i was rofling and i spit out my food everywhere :<
alexcorrea818 5 months ago
At first I thought this poop was gonna suck but then all the farting and the look on his face was the best.
RedCrescentDemon 5 months ago
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He really needs some pepto-bismol
Moopzoo 5 months ago
I HEARD THE AVGN CLIP!!!
FreakDaMIghet 5 months ago
Where did u get teh audio from 3:32?
Axiom253 5 months ago
like they say in brooklyen eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh
MrNetgear23 5 months ago
1 thing I never understood about the part where he sends his hover-thing at spiderman is that he never moves... So that means even if spiderman got impaled, he would either: also get impaled, or get hit by a very high speeding spiderman/hoverthing...
Yourname942 5 months ago
Awesome
W0LVIE45 5 months ago
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LifeAndTimesOfDevon 5 months ago
i liked the avgs ASSSSSSSSSSS in there at 2:41
snake6947 5 months ago
Super Smash Bros Brawl
Sapphire752 5 months ago
SO FUCKIN FUNNY
sillydaff 5 months ago
FALCON PPUNNNCHH!
Gruepod69 5 months ago
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND
mantoxic95 5 months ago
YES!!!!! LMAO
PrinceXTC86 5 months ago
3:55 that didn't hit his intestines it hit his PINGAS!
computerman789 6 months ago
where you been pal you haven,t returned my calls ....... lol
spoofguy1 6 months ago
falcon punch!
monaniaraki1 6 months ago
101 people were spun around like a record in their HS.
ProtoMario 6 months ago
(summary) FALCONPUNCH farts YES! spin music (randomness) facepalm OHMYGOD helmet shenanigans yupeshisuh(insert noun here) censors
more shenanigans spiderman will (censored) and tons of more shenanighans
mariofan6489 6 months ago
fart jokes. how original. lol
zj2420 6 months ago 2
i just cracked up laughing at 3:58 ;)
MotroniTv 6 months ago
best falcon pawnch evar
ZzMagiikzZz 6 months ago
3:10 - 3:16 so fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy
donjohndaniel9 6 months ago
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donjohndaniel9 6 months ago
Guy:U think ur pretty funny dont ya freak?
Peter:YES!!!
lowscore86 6 months ago
To everyone who is asking: The audio for DENNIS and NEW JERSEY is top-secret, classified information. It's actually from a home video, so there is no other way to get it.
Jackkrauser91 6 months ago 16
@Jackkrauser91 BS
Lostzilla847 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You say Taylor Swift,I say Breaking Benjamin
You say Lady Gaga,I say Evanescence
You say Miley Cyrus,I say Shinedown
You say T-Pain,I say Three Days Grace
You say Eminem,I say Linkin Park
you say justin bieber, fuck you :|
You say Flowers,I say Puddle of Mudd
92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to 5 other videos. DONT LET ROCK N ROLL DIE ! Thumbs Up! Rock!!
warman48 6 months ago
Hey man where did you get the audio for "DENNIS" ???
SHARPSg180 6 months ago
I GOT SOMETHIN' FOR YO ASS!
krs2012 6 months ago
Well, like they say in brooklyn: HJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
ChaozCF 6 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOP IT! STOP! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I CANT BREEEEEEEATHE!!!! XD XD XD XD X D X D X D X D
TheKnight447 6 months ago
"I'll look into your eyes as you die..." -Peter farts-
Lmfao.
diezombie66 6 months ago 2
oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!
WhateverULike02 6 months ago
You should have bleeped out "save"
"You gonna pick on a guy trying to F*ck a bunch of kids?"
AznaThira 6 months ago
is he ok from fotre to m LOL
youngpacman08 6 months ago
Where did he get the "MAXIMILLION PEGASIS" from?
halflifefreak12 6 months ago
fart fart ohhh fart...yes flip flip flip flippppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
tfin816 6 months ago
3:55 MOTHER FUKER U HIT ME IN THE DICK!!! UR LOUCKY IT WASNT HARD!
UntoldTruthes 7 months ago
Well like they say in Brooklyn! UHHHHHHH thumbs up for that man nice work
pooponascoop123 7 months ago
Meanwhile, the Green Goblin is dealing the wrath of some angry citizens of New Jersey. Following that, witness the final showdown between Captain Falcon and the Green Goblin who experiences a glider malfunction, leading up to the heartbreaking conclusion.
THExM4STERxSH4KE 7 months ago
Captain Falcon, who is experiencing some terrible gas at the moment, gets into some serious trouble. First he is unable to get his great food, then he gets into a fight with his double. If things weren't already bad enough, Captain Falcon's true identity is revealed and is then mocked by his friend Harry.
THExM4STERxSH4KE 7 months ago
From which video/movie are the vocals OHHHH MAAAA GAAAAAWD & ''New Jersey'' ?!
M0nsterMaik 7 months ago
@M0nsterMaik troll 2
LilPoop444 7 months ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah this is the best. " OH MY GOD!!!!" XD
XxD3ADxEyesxX 7 months ago
FALCON PAWNCH!
pxndxleo77 7 months ago
"" HEY WHAT DAA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
jonathanover9000 7 months ago
That is a serious glider malfunction.
tronlgrid69 7 months ago
1:33 THAT'S WHAT I CALL THE EPIC FALCON PUNCH XDDD
Centaurian0190 7 months ago
XD LMFAO FALCON PUNCH! U SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND! i couldnt stop laughing for like an hour xD
ACSL8R1996 7 months ago
1:11 that song just brought back disturbing memories
Mrkamikazeify 7 months ago
FALCOWN PAWNCH
mantoxic95 7 months ago
Almost died laughing at 1:52
SargeantSam55 7 months ago
Two words: Pepto Bismo
JVcrow44 7 months ago
Hahhhahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahhaha
bob789654321 7 months ago
You think you're funny don't you freak... YES!!
TheNinjadude567 8 months ago
"woooo it stinks" lol
koreadude 8 months ago
lol at the end he's like,"ok this nigga be fartin all up in here", walks away* lol
koreadude 8 months ago
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pinksailorshorts 8 months ago
the teacher did that on purpose
lonelyboy123able 8 months ago
@lonelyboy123able No, if you look in slow motion you can see flash hit his leg and the teacher dropped it. But i thought the same thing too.
blonddude207 8 months ago
go to 42!!!
shadow22497 8 months ago
i whent on wikipedia and its syas spiermen live off a diet of beans fish and laxitives
falloutmadman 8 months ago 6
P-P-P-PUNCH~ FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!11
lonelyboy123able 8 months ago
When Peter farted I lost it and laugh my ass off
Youngphyconaut 8 months ago
Wow smart thinking spiderman kick someones ass shit on the floor and backflep into a window.....real smooth..
HAPPYCAT1441 8 months ago
hahaha
TheETCSkateTeam1 8 months ago
Maximillian PEEEGAAASUUSSSSSS!!!
alkmoan02 8 months ago
Im the 666th like WOOOO
SuperSecretStalker 8 months ago
lol @ 3:57 it was like a magnet lol
sakuragurl15 8 months ago
Pizza Time.
Spic173 9 months ago
1:08 - 1:17 is so funny XD !!!!
donjohndaniel9 9 months ago 28
best ytp ever! loved it! #LOL
KharyII 9 months ago
OOOHHHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOD!
mrfizzzzzzzy 9 months ago
In the beginning could have put in "I need that GAY LUIGI" or "I need that PINGAS"
ProjectHelL8oY 9 months ago
everyone loves a FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Myeshia 9 months ago
@1:33 epic falcon punch
stevomc321 9 months ago
"one day spiderman will f**k....swear on my farthers grave spiderman will f**k"
MrXxsnipesXx 9 months ago
"5"=epic face
FireSlayer1167 9 months ago
u mess with Jersey u mess with Dennis!!! hahaha so funny
ThePsychoUK 9 months ago 54
ill watch your eyes as you die fart!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha so funny
mickmasterify 9 months ago
so funny
Kyleandalex12345 9 months ago
Hey Everyone here watching tihs video. Your thanking wow your just some other guy wanting to get noticed. I dont care i do this for fun but i want to get noticed. So if you want to laugh troll orwhat ever you can look at my videos.
HAPPYCAT1441 9 months ago
@HAPPYCAT1441 booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo u suck
Kyleandalex12345 9 months ago
YES
xQuenne 9 months ago
Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! Video lol
ciena333 9 months ago
YES!!!!
desotowright 9 months ago
Ooooooooooooo Myyyyyyyyyyyyy Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
Lol
thenovaboy36 9 months ago
WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?
superherofan21 9 months ago
i haven't laughed this hard in a long ass time
jewishpinoy 9 months ago
I laughed like a moron at this!
gitarmats 9 months ago
tip: at 0:39 you should have put it it on slow motion and play the cheriots of fire by vangelis
trinsualt 9 months ago
lost it at 1:50
sithwriter 10 months ago
Falcon Punch? Epic.
MatinaOmbra 10 months ago
1:49-2:12 LMFAO
BeatlesFanCharsh 10 months ago