Lines You Wouldn't Hear in a TV Detective Show - Mock The Week, S9 Ep11 - BBC Two

[KingMilo99]

Jack Whitehall is a fucking prick - that sounds fuck all like a hull accent either. He needs to suck a dick it's all he's good at

[kkolko]

Miss Marple? Lab results?

[MrHeslopian]

@kkolko haha I thought that too.

[FokadeTheGoat]

@kkolko Its something, known as a joke.

[Kaynas1988]

If could class The Bill as a detective show, I would have loved one of them to have done a joke about the show

[dbullemer]

stupid

[pepperminttea42]

Ed Bryne looks so odd without his glasses.

[caitlinissocoollikes]

JACK <3

[MusicAndTheMelody]

Went to see Chris Addison in Nottingham this month, brilliant :) Love to see Jack Whitehall next!

[kyoujinkrista2]

I don't get the library joke! Can somebody explain the funny 'cause I feel stupid.

[animequeen20012003]

@kyoujinkrista2 Usually when the detective reveals the murderer, it's usually at the library of the murderer's house... but the detective used an actual library.

[kyoujinkrista2]

@animequeen20012003 Oh my gosh, thankyou. I understand it now :)

[cerberus3838]

@kyoujinkrista2 It is customary to be quiet or silent in a library as other people may be working or reading and you will probably be told off for talking too loud. Therefore it is hardly an appropriate place to discuss a murder like in the Poirot stories.

[MrJakini]

@kyoujinkrista2 cos you know you have to be silent in a library??

[TeaCub]

Pointing out the obvious here, but how DIFFERENT does Ed look without his glasses? For a split-second I thought he was Chris Addison!

[museman98]

We found traces of semen in the victims ear...

Well it looks like she

*puts one sun glasses*

heard him cuming

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHH!!!

[WadeAblitt]

fuck off Chris Addison

[nostalgiacriticfan09]

@smosh what do you think

[akariglimmer]

I only laughed at a couple of these... :( better find some others... I usually laugh my head off...

[ianwilson2007]

I had a mouthful of beer when that guy said the library joke and fucking spat it out my nose

[twooffour]

Don't see what's funny.

[Shortietheshortman]

@twooffour Then you OBVIOUSLY don't come from the UK. This is called REAL UNITED KINGDOM COMEDY.

[twooffour]

@Shortietheshortman

No I don't :D

[Shortietheshortman]

@twooffour Which is why you don't understand it. It's like talking to a Japanese person in Chinese. They won't understand

[twooffour]

@Shortietheshortman

Well, if one were to follow through with that analogy, I wouldn't be able to understand you right now ;)

[gilless429]

@Shortietheshortman I don't know what you mean. I'm from the US and am living in France, I still laugh like hell at most of those. The guy just has no sense of humor.

[Shortietheshortman]

@gilless429 Some people do understand it.

[DobbyKing1]

Insert comment that simply says "Insert comment from video" or some variation thereupon as though I think I'm being really dry and clever.

[xXDinoman1997Xx]

This was posted exactly a year ago.

[thecandy118]

@xXDinoman1997Xx You deserve an award.

[xXDinoman1997Xx]

@thecandy118 Thank you. Lol.

[duffy576]

who's the guy at 0.52 ?

[Yelemeify]

@duffy576 Chris Addison.

[duffy576]

@Yelemeify thanks!

[CrapTurret94]

Thumbs up if you live in Hull.

[SpiceBaby47]

LOVE Jack Whitehall!

[pacmandem]

*insert line from the video everyone has just watched*

[quizman1967]

The body is that of Eamonn Holmes.

We may need a little more chalk.

Cruel, but v v funny!

[abthenoob]

YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN, YOU'VE BORED ME SHITLESS AGAIN!!! LOFL!!!

[IantoJonesTributes]

@abthenoob I laughed at this and I actually like Poirot?

[IOWSTYI]

Hahahahaa im from hull 

[6oodfella]

Ed Byrne looks like an old lezzer in this video, has he had a face lift or botox?

[Joseph3666]

Ed looks different without glasses:)

[flamefrombeyond]

anyone care to explain the first joke?

[hillsidehibbee]

@flamefrombeyond think its a raul moat reference m8

[CareyF30]

@flamefrombeyond Its in regards to the police stand off with gunman Raoul Moat last year. Former England International footballer Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne turned up claiming to be a good friend of the gunman and wanted to help him.

[flamefrombeyond]

@CareyF30 much appreciated. don't get that sort of news down under

[TheLaceratedSky]

What's manky?

[fleckerboy]

@TheLaceratedSky It essentially means dirty

[jpjpd]

they lay into eamon holmes so much hahaa

[StarryVision]

@ 0:36, Jack sounded like he had a Bolton accent. In a good way, of course :D

[katiecroft1]

jack whitehall's deep london accent<3

[Se1ander]

Unlikely lines to hear in "Mock the Week"

[axil56]

@Se1ander well that Chris Addison joke was funny

[dmsjr2]

THIS IS CSI: HULL LOL

[TheMysteriousOswald]

@dmsjr2 I love it, and being from Hull, it is even funnier :)

[Kerriangel]

Ed Bryne should so be the 12th Doctor, bout time there was an irish one

[NarutoRocks36]

@Kerriangel Awww man that'd be awesome!

[NotSoIrish]

@Kerriangel omg yes 

[RayeInfinityMoon]

@Kerriangel and a ginger 1 XD

[IWannaBeTheUser]

@Kerriangel

He's Canadian

[gbindahouse94]

@Kerriangel Seeing as we Scots got David Tennent, I have no objections to letting our Celtic cousins have their nationality represented by the Doctor!

[alaswoeisme]

@TheBruiser012 Oh, I see! Thank you! :)

[alaswoeisme]

@TheBruiser012 Alas, I do not.

[Slowmo118]

2:27 absolutely hilarious

[dmsjr2]

no offence, but chris addison is the worst comedian ever to be on mock the week

[MeLissABakEr11]

@dmsjr2 i couldnt agree with you more :)

[DarkHysteria]

Hugh Dennis was really fucking funny in this episode.

[chaoshax14]

They should do in soviet russia.

[cassie44]

haha im from hull :(

[Wardog261291]

HULL IS NOT STUCK IN THE 70'S!!!

[Benjamin12361]

@Wardog261291 yes it is

[Tifflet]

<3 andy and hugh, the eamonn holmes joke ftw

[alaswoeisme]

@MrStraight2hell Who?

[MrStraight2hell]

@alaswoeisme chris addison,the 1 who isnt funny.

[alaswoeisme]

@MrStraight2hell Well, I didn't get his joke anyway...

[MrStraight2hell]

@alaswoeisme i like you.

[alaswoeisme]

Didn't get the first one! ;(

[masterchiefisawomen]

@alaswoeisme It was a Rhaul Moatt joke

[alaswoeisme]

@masterchiefisawomen I still don't get it, you know...

[masterchiefisawomen]

@alaswoeisme when the rhaul moatt story came on...he was trying to get his name in the news by doing this too, so his name would be in the headlines as well

[alaswoeisme]

@masterchiefisawomen Okay, I give up. I have no idea what the rhaul moatt story is so I'll just accept the less than slightly disturbing fact that I didn't get a single joke. Thank you for the effort, but I'm hopeless...