@Hannahkinx Do you know that Christianity is correct? The world around us reveals that G-d DOES exist, and the historical evidence reveals that Jesus Christ really did come to this earth and there is overwhelming evidence that Jesus Christ really did physically rise from the dead. Jesus is coming again and the signs of the end times that were foretold in the Bible are coming to pass.
I know what he means by ridiculous stories on the news. After the black Saturday fires in Melbourne had died down, on the news there was one report about a psychologist being worried kids would get depressed hearing about the fire. Call me crazy, but when I was 8 I was too busy first experiencing gravity when I saw what it felt like when I twirled around really really fast.
it would be AMAZING if the little old lady went 'yeah? well your mother didnt want you but she didnt chuck you out the car did she?' and chucked it back :L
Was it just me that ACTUALLY went to Ikea dressed as a lion and hid in a cupboard? :/
MissMila128 8 hours ago
This guy is really funny..
suhailmerchant 3 days ago
if it was russell howard dead at the apollo, i'd watch it
dasreich8x8 1 week ago
@dasreich8x8 GAY COMMENT
jsw95joshi 8 hours ago
What is the opening music??
Rasmus87duckhunter 1 week ago
@Rasmus87duckhunter
Kasabian
kimeholl 3 days ago
Just watchin' this video when: OMFG!!!!!! IT'S BRADLEY JAMES!!!!!! KING ARTHUR APPROVES!!!! MINDFUCKED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
jenshu7 1 week ago
I don't think I understood a word he said, but he's funny, I'll give him that! XD
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marionetemanJ 1 week ago
When me and my brother went to Ikea once we hid in a cupboard and when someone opened it we shouted "WELCOME TO NARNIA" :-D fun timesss
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StarkidForTheWin 3 weeks ago
was that Bradley James at 3:44 ???
hymo1000 3 weeks ago 4
@hymo1000 yeahh:)
SkinnyLuvMiseryHurts 3 weeks ago
@hymo1000 right?? right????
DBRH89 3 weeks ago
All I ever hear in rap songs is bragging too lol
shcnoozlebop 1 month ago
I know what he means by ridiculous stories on the news. After the black Saturday fires in Melbourne had died down, on the news there was one report about a psychologist being worried kids would get depressed hearing about the fire. Call me crazy, but when I was 8 I was too busy first experiencing gravity when I saw what it felt like when I twirled around really really fast.
shcnoozlebop 1 month ago 2
am I the only one who went to ikea dressed as a goblin?
K97MACHU 1 month ago
Wow, he's so funny. Just like watching Bill Hicks. For fuck's sake...
Misteryowl 1 month ago
you owe me £200 russ...
wilko202 1 month ago
hahahahahaha yawn rape, my ex yousd to do that to me XD
j22bobbie 1 month ago
xD I am SO gonna say "BIG BANG THEORY!" next time xD xD
lauramax93 1 month ago 5
MERLIN you idiot....
superFrontrunner 1 month ago
WHATTTT BRADLY JAMES!!!!!!!!!! XD aka he plays king arthur in merlin :) woooo suddenly love this vid A LOT
TashMarieYole 1 month ago
He owes me £200..
sophie15910 1 month ago
He's wearing Harry Potter's t-shirt :3
chwatermelon 2 months ago
da da da da da da JOKE! OMG so funny
BrizzieGurl17 2 months ago 2
ilove russel howard!
OriginalJadee 2 months ago
I'd love to go to Ikea & see someone in a lion costume in a wardrobe, like he said.. ;D
OriginalJadee 2 months ago
Is blake harrison in the audience ??
AceOfH8z 2 months ago
wht ever happened to the 'da da da da da da! joke!' these days?
MegaHeartbreaker3 2 months ago
i didnt find narnia but i found monsters inc.
keegboii 2 months ago
King Arthur wants a word with you
SchwarzKryhe 2 months ago
Russell owes me £200
TheILikeTrainsKid 2 months ago 9
who is bradly james??? whats the big deal
MrHousemagic 2 months ago
@MrHousemagic He's the guy laughing at 3:44. He plays King Arthur in a very popular BBC series 'Merlin'.
illiumDreamer 2 months ago 2
i was like BAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA .... IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?????? BRADLY JAMES! HOLYHELL *pauses video for five minutes to stare and make sure*
YouMadcicleBrah 2 months ago 4
@YouMadcicleBrah did the exact same thing! had to see if it was true!
iloveTVDian 2 months ago
"Dada da da da da joke!"
orangesoup666 2 months ago
Thank you! Someone else who sees all the misogyny and the bragging in rap songs. They are so stupid, and I love how Russell makes fun of it
dpoas 2 months ago
:} he is so amazing :}
snazzymason303 2 months ago
i actually headd a noise in my wardrobe and looked inside but no uforntunately narnia wasnt there ut aslan turned into my kitten xxx :P
banana369ful 2 months ago
hahaha ... He owes me £200 and a new lion costume
MegaBadman1998 2 months ago
Bradley James! xD
SausageMunchingNinja 2 months ago
who the fuck is bradley james?
MrHanson1997 2 months ago
@MrHanson1997 He plays King Arthur in a BBC tv series called Merlin he comes on at about 3:43
TheEliseylou 2 months ago
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Russell Howard is not funny. People who think he is are scum. The lowest of the low!
publicanimal9 2 months ago
OMFG!!! I came here to watch Russell Howard and got him and Bradley James!!!! -3
coccopie 2 months ago
russell howard ows me 200 pounds
topgeardude123 3 months ago
i wud like my £200 now russell i dressed in the lion costume of the wizard of oz
runescapian1999 3 months ago
DOGGING
bunnyfromjune 3 months ago
I'm just blown away by the user name that posted this video, brilliant. ;)
TheAndyV12 3 months ago
i wanna do it
greenday12511 3 months ago
he owes me £200
superdude516 3 months ago 3
Tom got up in the middle of what?
Violet90909 3 months ago
@Violet90909 a nativity play..
LisaB976 3 months ago
I'll go to IKEA and hide in a cubbard dressed as a lion... I don't have a lion costume though...
SiriuslyMagnetic 3 months ago 2
he looks like a wizard dave!
melissamcmillann 3 months ago
"dad can you get my coat?"
"I don't think so son it's in the cupboard and that is where the goblins live!" :'D
happigirl10000 3 months ago 9
luv Russell Howard he is so funny and fit
TheToffeesrule 3 months ago
O-o I think I saw Colin Morgan too! 4.46 ? Aye? Nay?
AlecsandriaM 3 months ago
@AlecsandriaM Nope, that's not him, shame because that would be cool
Bunnyfantastico25 3 months ago
'That bus station needs a hat....'
'5 points to gryffindor.'
Babe.
Gingieie 4 months ago 63
I missed the start of the video because I was stunned by the name "Arseraptor" xD
LunescaZanJari 4 months ago
What year is this?
AshleighTheSushiCat 4 months ago
Russell Howard owes me 200 quid.
joestock10 4 months ago 4
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joestock10 4 months ago
Username....
HomelessDragons 4 months ago
that old woman deserves a medal!
neshort939 4 months ago 6
like if you make the puddle:)
MrBrightside2412 4 months ago 4
OHMYFUCK RUSSELL HOWARD AND BRADLEY JAMES IN THE SAME VIDEO MY MIND IS BLOWN.
Vamp61616 4 months ago 152
it would be AMAZING if the little old lady went 'yeah? well your mother didnt want you but she didnt chuck you out the car did she?' and chucked it back :L
HazelDhami 4 months ago
Dad can you get my coat?
I don't think so son, It's in the cupboard and that is where the goblins live.
mkobismee 4 months ago 2
''Whose this bloke'' Hes the Son of God'' ''I prefer Batman'' lol
supernaturallover98 4 months ago 2
why do the JEWS hate me lol :D
willstar200 5 months ago
HOTTIE at 3:46! <3
strawberrymiss818 5 months ago in playlist More videos from ArseRaptor
@strawberrymiss818 yeah i agree with you :) x
cruisereevesbarnesXD 5 months ago
3:45 Bradley James on a Russel Howard show?! I think I've just gone to heaven <3 <3
mitty6678 5 months ago 5
I would be worried if i ever went Bluuuuurgh!
cutterchaz 5 months ago
Russell Howard stalked my nan ?
HcSillyDOggie 5 months ago 4
My Dad yawn raped me...
:C
Thanks Russel.
T.T
spazmonkey618 5 months ago
"Yawn rape" XD
WeirdoTeeHee 5 months ago
I LOVE RUSSELL HOWARD! xD
WeirdoTeeHee 5 months ago
3:45 is that bradley james
zoegreenleaf 5 months ago
why are all the guys in teh stands so cute!!!
ellistotheholly 5 months ago
oh wow 6:26
ChildInLove 5 months ago
YAWN RAPE!!!
ChildInLove 5 months ago 4
i looked up Rulles Brand :(
pkurkyc 5 months ago
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Dad can you get my coat?
Sorry son its in the cupboard and that's where the goblins live. lololol xD
littlemonsterlivia 6 months ago
"Yawn Rape!!"
Idumpedonatramp 6 months ago
omd was that Bradley James <3
littlemonsterlivia 6 months ago 7
I WANT TO BE A DRAGON~
MrsSkillpa 6 months ago 5
Arthur pendragon? 3:41?
Hollybayxxx 6 months ago 5
"and chewys here" lol that really made me laugh xD he's hilarious :D I think he looks kinda hot with glasses on,anyone agree? :p
RachelNo1mjfan88 6 months ago 2
How much would you love to be in Russell's family?!
rachel11smith 6 months ago 6
Well tell him I like me space.... :P
And russell... I also do that in the shower... :) xx
kitaarmes 6 months ago
Dad can you get my coat?
Sorry son its in the cupboard and that's where the goblins live.
:D
0scar0wen 6 months ago 4
10 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!! :D
0scar0wen 6 months ago
3:45 ITS FUCKING ARTHUR
disturbaholic 6 months ago 5
Russell owes me £200.
iluvedd129 6 months ago
@iluvedd129 way to copy the top comment.
IDaveyyyy 6 months ago
Bradley James is in the audience! How cool is that? ;)
Larab3lla 6 months ago 110
HAHAH big puddle in the shower thing is soo true
PUDandDinDins 6 months ago 2
I reckon Russell would make an awesome big brother!! xx
CaitieLB 6 months ago
I yawn raped my mate :O----- lol he enjoed it lol xx
Emmzzz123 6 months ago
id love russel to be my big brother
Beeboplily 6 months ago 4
yawn rape!
elliotfulhamboy 6 months ago
"Triple word score. I'm a spunky Thesaurus!"......LOL
shanoodle1000 6 months ago 3
"Dad, can you get my coat?"
"I don't think so. It's in the cupboard, and that is where the goblins live." :)
Nyra777 6 months ago
yawn rape. LOL! "it's a good job i didnt fart then" LMAO!
Bethaaann96 6 months ago
28 people have been yawn raped
Edgeworthscravat 6 months ago
hahathis was uploaded on my b day
mattybloom 6 months ago
Bread giving a dead pig a hug! HAHAHA love it!
monkycheese 6 months ago
God, I love Russell, he was my favorite comedian on Mock the Week, and he's so hilarious!
Simsplayer5 6 months ago
sandra !! sandraa lmfaooo!!!
Jackjonesxxxx 7 months ago
I do that in the shower :)
kitaarmes 7 months ago 5
ill go ikea
caitlinzsocool 7 months ago
"magnficent old wench" LOL!!
digitalmadheads 7 months ago
Conan....thank you (;
amers963 7 months ago 2
BRADLEY JAMES OFF MERLIN AT 3:44 !!!!!!!!
omfgeee!!!
Shatteredwaters 7 months ago in playlist Live at the Apollo 6
"We need you to be a spy!"
"But I wanna be a dragon!" lol literally died!
SeaOfWisdom18 7 months ago
I see I'm not the only conan fan here, I cried laughing last night
RSKJMJHB 7 months ago
Conan - leading us all to greatness one stand up comedian at a time.
SweetButKindaCrazy 7 months ago
Saw this guy on conan almost pissed myself laughing
bandgeek642 7 months ago 4
Conan led me to this guy
exthunderman 7 months ago
I love this guy! :D I found him from Conan's talk show(:
naruuzumakicosplay1 7 months ago
AM I THE ONLY WHO NOTICED BRADLEY JAMES AT 3:44? :D
Inspir3dGirl 7 months ago 3
what you doing? .... throwing a can out da window...... what you doing that for?.... we dont wan it...... well neither does norich!!!! LOL
lozzbott 7 months ago
"Well enough's enough"
"No, that bus stop needs a hat"
Were you there hymm, I remember that in school! We tried so hard not to laugh while singing those lyrics
KT926 7 months ago
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"Why do the Jew's hate me?"
eddie160994 7 months ago
Just spat tea all over the computer. Ta for making exam week bearable :D
ahhhhhhhhhhh79 7 months ago
Na na na na na-na joke!
TBlenx1995 7 months ago 4
3:43 - Prince Arthur approves
Wynbis 7 months ago 19
Thats Arthur!
panicfreak317 7 months ago
i <3 him xxx
madamemusical246 7 months ago
ive heard the joke just b4 3:40 on his good news show
cruisereevesbarnesXD 7 months ago
the only man that looks good in a plain tshirt
tammyuk 7 months ago
What a cunt
TenStoryLoveSong 7 months ago
@TenStoryLoveSong your mums a cunt
GFORCE3146 7 months ago
@GFORCE3146 I only have one mum you uneducated twat. I bet you don't even know which of the dozens of fathers involved in the gang-bang is yours.
TenStoryLoveSong 7 months ago
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your mums a cunt
GFORCE3146 7 months ago
Russel Howard is the funniest man on earth!!
christifreak12 7 months ago 2
9:00 what is he saying??
AlbieStarr 8 months ago
@AlbieStarr Yeah? Well NEITHER DOES NORWICH! ;)
christifreak12 7 months ago 4
@christifreak12 tnx :)
AlbieStarr 7 months ago
yawn rape? omg Lmao that's the first I've heard of something like dat XD
Keruki 8 months ago
i want my 200 quid
jwcc1000 8 months ago 4
"Pick me! Pick me!"
"You're not even a joke."
"But I'm dressed like a joke! Tell them you're a spunky thesaurus!"
superduperandie 8 months ago 8
mmm... big bang theory pissed my self laughing
Xd3m0danX 8 months ago
u ow me 200quid russell
MRps3foreva 8 months ago 7
You do bring us the best bits of stand-up comedy, oh Raptor of the Arse.
Deconscecrate 8 months ago 2
1:09 I have just spat out my drink laughing,was NOT expecting that! :'D
carikooky 8 months ago
BIG BANG THEORY!
Obsidian1392 8 months ago
I'm a spunky thesaurus!
Eochaid1297 8 months ago
i swear russel howard is a comic genius
aqadis 8 months ago
wohoo yawn rape i nearly died
wilesy1000 8 months ago
Russell owes me 200 quid.
greatlance14 8 months ago 356
@greatlance14 im guna send him a message ;)
michael50635 5 months ago
@greatlance14 Pics, or it didn't happen
BillHicks420 4 months ago
dadadadada da! joke...
JessicaWallis99 8 months ago
"mischief pissed" that's me
PsychoTemplar 8 months ago
"ahhh Big Bang Theory" amazing
kiezamatik13 8 months ago 2
So so so funny! Going to see him in December!
And is the guy at 3:45 the one who played arthur in merlin? Not like I watched it...
heartyou15 9 months ago
hahahahahaha. This dude is funny. Why do the Jews hate me :)
petekaz1977 9 months ago
5 points to gryffindor! XD
chipmunkmad08 9 months ago 3
"he looks like a wizard mate, i think i've done it. 5 points to gryffindor!" XD
chipmunkmad08 9 months ago 102
nope, that busstop needs a hat...he looks like a wizard dave, i done it :D<3
ETMusic10 9 months ago 10
Omg Bradley's in the audience :D
This just got even better :3
xXHoopsx 9 months ago 6
da da da da da da.. JOKE!
saffwills 9 months ago 6
Spunkyfesaurous. Epic.
Mave432 9 months ago
"i dont think so son, that is in the cuboard and that is where the goblins live."
ThIsAiNtNoFaiL 9 months ago 10
yawn rape XDDDDD
purifiedshadowsII 9 months ago 4
I honestly think ArseRaptor's is the best on youtube.
IHaveMooseLegs 9 months ago
24 people should've perished in a sock