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  • He's gay, really he sucks cocks.

  • Left or Right, Alan is an underpant stain!

  • Wow, you blokes have got a few personal problems below. He does a lot of charity work which you would not know about. So just take a high hike you leftists cunts.

  • @belinda2118 well he wouldn't come near us 'cunts', if we were dicks however then he be sucking us.

  • Closet fucking fag too scared to come out for fear of disenfranchising his demographic of over 60s white males who hate everything. Complete fucktard.

  • hahahahahaha fuck, i could watch this all day.

    FUCKEN THING

  • zero the FUCKEN thing!

  • as a truck driver in nsw i listen to this man everyday and to be truthful this bloke SHOULD run for PM of this once proud country we need to get rid of that commie party in power and stop the bopats full of rapist and murders from coming here

  • @AshtrayanConvict no one would vote for him, except for the conservatives on the northern beaches, and the bogans in Penrith.

    seriously who would vote for someone who hangs around public toilets for pm?

  • @Mollarooza his like the australian bill O'rielly he had all those fat truckers and old ppl storm canberra remember

  • @AshtrayanConvict

    He got the big A from Kings School for hanging around the dormitories. As for him becoming PM he couldn't even hang onto the state seat of Earlwood for the Libs when Eric Willis retired.

    He lost the by election and then lost again at the full election.

  • @wjpollock and yet 99% of aussies think and act like him 

  • awwww fuck me dead!

  • ABC = propaganda most of you sadly buy into ...

  • @slavman4000 alan jones = propergaynda that you buy into.

  • @hugeackman Don't be so stubborn. You don't know me, I barley listen to the guy. Moron. And it is clear that you segregate him for his apparent sexuality which is completely irrelevant and demonstrates your lack of open mindedness and ignorance. Live as a sheep mate and let the ABC and the federal government be your shepherd.

  • @GalileoMovement Has BANNED ME! Hallelujah!! GalileoMovement is guttless. BAN HIM because he is WRONG WRONG WRONG. And worst of all, he is extremely recalcitrant! I wanted to tell GalileoM that Youtewber100 was simply explaining GalileoM's errors and even if Youtewber100 has math errors, his do not correct GalileoMovement's errors & the fact that CO2 is tasteless etc is absolutely irrelevant to how it affects climate & that Marty Feldman was a better comedian than Lord Monkton is. Well, maybe.

  • What a fairy queen this poncer is.

  • FUCK THE GREENS AND GILLARD AND OTHER BANKSTERS SALIVATING OVER TOMORROWS NATIONAL SUICIDE DAY WITH THE CARBON TAX. FUCK BROWN GILLARD AND THE FAT CEO BANKSTER CARBON TRADING FRAUDS

  • @MsTsarbomba What is your problem? Why can't you people ever make a valid point?

  • @MrVicist Enjoy perishing in poverty because Ive made plenty of valid points your obviosly another Socialist Criminal in Gillards and Bob Browns overfed bureaucracy doing fuckall all day?

  • @MsTsarbomba Once again, ranting like a 5 year old not getting their own way. Calm down for fuck sake.

  • @andyAAWW u said I vote for the party not the leader wrong there fuck stick I vote on policy and wat good has labor done since they won power fuckn nothing name 1 thing dumb cunt n I will pull it apart n fuck u with it might I add im 21 which is above your iq you tree huggin money spending green labor faggot

  • What a bitchy gay...

  • andyAAWW when u finally get bob browns dick outta mouth lube up your arse coz gillard will fuck u just as hard no fucking brain will just vote how your parents did you fucking keyboard warrior

  • @DRKJNR You vote for the party not the leader. Kevin was a cunt who only won due to DING DING DING Liberals breaking the union. Go give Tony a rim job you fucking lemming. Keyboard warrior? That's the pot calling the kettle black...

  • King of the arrogant twats at his best!!

  • Yes, you are from outer space.

  • Did you See this Animal at the Rally !! is he taking Medication?

    He's Dangerous !!

  • haha wat a legend

  • The dumbest and most dangerous 'man' in Australia.

  • @banksiasong you're obviously a cultural marxist scumbag

  • typical aggressive bottom

  • He is the best love him...

  • Jones is a Sydney twat that falsely believes the whole of Australia listens to. Outside NSW he is a non-entity. The fact he is into NRL alienates him from the enitre southern seaboard.

    I can't understand why all his loony right-wing listeners can so easily overlook the fact he is a cloest homosexual. (Which is in fact the only non-odious thing about him).

  • And now this Sick Pervert has been " Hired " to appear in a Kid's Show .

    What sick Bastards !!!

    Morals have dissapeared !!!

  • Jones is a piece of scum, but that still doesn't explain why he has a fan base... or does it?

  • Hadley and Self Hating Homosexual Jones are more than" Friends" the 2GB Toilet is a no go zone.

  • Your a fucken faggott thats whats wrong with ya...lol..

  • Arrogant prick!

  • alan jones is a fuckin idiot. he was exposed on media watch 30/5/2011...hes a typical cash for comments fuck like john laws with no idea....

  • Camp as a row of tents our Alan. But heterosexual as they come eh? ;-)

  • My bad, Alan, in hindsight has a few right wing homosexual frineds. apologies.

  • Alan Jones..... Used to pull blokes off at half time if they weren't playing well. What did th poor bastardsthat played a good game get? Shotgun not me! Australia's only right wing poo pusher!

  • Alan, you are our struggle street hero. Goodluck in your effort to bring down the evil gillard government.

  • @lew7272 <<<<Pure evil, this jew instigator needs the horse whip.

  • @PestPoisoner I guess I have really made an impression upon you to follow me around like this. You and your alter ego, mstruthserum. Really now, we shouldn't be seen together this way, you know me being a negro and all..

  • @lew7272 T  R A S H

  • Alan Jones your a legend!

  • Alan Jones, sells his opinions and buys sex with gay blokes.

  • a closeted gay who should stand up for the rights for other minority groups instead of

    attacking them! an absolute windbag! Chooper Reid put the pompous prick in his place some years ago!

  • u piece of shit jones u r a cunt u sick fuck get back to the toilet block u piece of shit

  • @cam01235 stick it up your ass cocksucker and watch your prices sky rocket under Gillard fuckwitt perish in poverty

  • @MsTsarbomba go into a toilet block and fuck your faggot hero you piece of shit bogan faggot cunt

  • @cam01235 Do you work for Gillard? Ill get out there and fuck you up harder than the carbon tax cocksucker lap it up

  • @MsTsarbomba wtf has gillard got to do with this you faggot ..?? you fuck with me cunt you will be a dead cock sucker , now go fuck your hero in a toilet block you dumb bogan faggot cunt..

  • @cam01235 Its you who bats for the faggots and all that filthy shit you Bob Brown loving faggot enjoy the carbon tax even your public servant parents and Green supporters wont be immune the collapse

  • @MsTsarbombano you got me all wrong i just hate allan jones

  • @cam01235 Keep listening to the ABC so your one of Bob Browns most loyal because Alan Jones will tell you a million things that the ABC and other Bob Brown and Gillard Loving scumbags dont want you the sheep to ever know

  • @MsTsarbomba mate i dont listen to any of these fuckwits i dont give a fuck about your politics you are a cunt and a fuckin psycho loudmouth right winger ..u suck douche ..u dig some creep that fucks guys in toilet blocks? good 1 douche

  • @cam01235 Your a fuckwitt and lube that ass up because Gillard will fuck you right up even her most loyal such as your self will not escape the crushing this country is in for seeya fuckwitt

  • @MsTsarbomba you stupid fuck i think gillard sucks wtf? how stupid r u ? man u r a dumb redneck cunt...go find a toilet block and choke on allan jones cock you stupid redneck cunt...

  • @cam01235 And as soon as your hero Bob Brown passes the Carbon Tax watch his Tax go right up your ass fuckwitt Dont take your eyes off that tv

  • @MsTsarbomba bob brown is not my hero i think carbon tax is a mistake..man u r a dumb cunt i am telling you again i hate allan jones ok ? i only came here to troll the stupid cunt ,,i dont give a fuck about all this redneck shit you are carrying on about ..is this to hard for you to comprehend u stupid rednecxk fuck ..i dont give a shit about your stupid fucking politics ...its real simple ...i hate allan jones and the very dumb fucks like you that follow him ...can your pea brain absorb that?

  • gotta love jonesy

  • ass hole 

  • wow look up his history on Wikipedia, the man is a complete failure, can't believe the jerk is still allowed to mouth off like he does.

  • Liberal stooge

  • what a dog of a human being.

  • He's known as 'Pauline' in the business - not because of that little 'incident' in the public toilet, but because of his enduring love of Pauline Hanson.

  • Don't be too hard on the guy. He does suffer from a not so mild case of totalfuckwititus.

  • @SatansLoveChild88

    He should go see Tony Abbott in the support group then.

  • angery aussie where are you Alan needs to know whats wrong with him?

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  • Oh Alan Oh alan

  • Loonies loonise a Scooby doo ending it wasn't me it was the Janitor from the School gymnasium

    mmm

  • oh yeah

  • Abigeus Could Never talk about the issue instead would rather attack Gammar and Punctuation marks but most of all i had so much fun baiting this little boy my comments have been removed cause my view was of silly nonsense i also fail to understand how people can become upset about post on youtube & becomes a topic @ work for them only if angeryaussie was here its going to be a while before i stop laughing

    What i did to abigeus is what Alan Jones does to us all stirs the pot with half truths

  • I will just say for those that haven't been around the last few weeks that reason for these comments were because @flyerboy1963 made over the top remarks about libs being nazi's and also worse than nazi's. And he then goes and removes all his comments after flaming everyone about their political position not the jackass featured in this video, typical spineless git.

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  • @flyerboy1963 You know, I actually think you have point at last. I do have better things to do, and like all good comedies you watch them too often they get boring. Here's something for you, winning an argument on the Internet is like winning at the special Olympics. So I concede defeat to your awe inspiring moronic-ness (yes I'm aware it's not a real word but look, you got the gist of what it is meant to mean), and leave you holding the "I'm a retard award", enjoy it with your mother in bed.

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  • @flyerboy1963 upper case lower case is it a Cock or is it a Rooster your words Abigeus Clown inbred..... is this what you call Coherent apostrophe goes after the word remember this rule when writing a post i think you need to look up the word Coherent and read what it really means thats if can read @ 28years of age.

    Holy Shit! You had us in tears with this one, pure gold mate. Can you send me some of the drugs you're on? Seems to be really good gear. I look forward to your next instalment mate

  • @flyerboy1963 Here's correct grammar for you. Redneck boy is upset with his own words rebounding for everybody on "YouTube" to see also"," you feel you should be the "school" teacher on you tube"," more like the village idiot"." "It's" very obvious you have serious problems at home and you want to talk about "coherence" when writing a post with 260 characters, "deleted". "I" guess you feel thats a "three" page "essay" with your intellect"."

    Seriously, thank you for entertaining my office =D

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  • Now, to what you were struggling to write. Thank you on 1st place, I've always wanted to win something. Oh and I've been called worse things than a Nazi before, it'd take a fair amount to really offend my sensibilities (not to many syllables for you there?). I really cannot believe that you're pulling out grade 4 school ground tactics and saying a cock is a rooster, really? Wow, you got me mate I should just stop (please note use of sarcasm). Did Alan Jones hurt you? Show the doctor on a chart.

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  • Wow really? That's all you can come up with? Here's a quick grammar check for you inbred. The apostrophe goes after the 'n' in "wouldn't". Called should have a lower case 'c' and there should be a full stop after "Nazi" and after "know". The a in "a cock" should be upper case while the 's' and 'c' in "show" and "comments" (<-- correct way of spelling") should be lower case. By now you should be able to see what's wrong with the last line, I can't believe someone who's 47 can't write coherently.

  • @flyerboy1963

    Here's a few points for you Redneck! 1st I've voted both labor and liberal in the past depending on who's offering me the best deal so I don't really care about your comment saying "And Yes you vote liberal party you vote for the Nazi party FACT ". Although it does show how much of a cock you really are. 2nd I've never once listened to Alan Jones I just had to comment cause of your dick headery. 3rd, My baby is 2 and not on the street but can probably spell better than you Redneck

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  • My God, Alan Jones is such a dick.

  • @FormerlyMrBean667 So are you dickhead enjoy your carbon tax and perish in poverty you dickhead

  • Funny how lefties are so pro-gay until it comes to Alan Jones.

    Good on ya Alan - tell 'em how it is!

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  • @flyerboy196

    How about we get our own kids off the street before we start opening our doors to floods of worthless imigrants. How idiotic you sound screaming out redneck and libs are nazi's. grow up child!

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  • fk all you Labor loving fkwitts our country has been opened up to all the scum shit and crap arriving by tugboats every day and your having a go at Jones you Gillard voting fkers fk u all I hope u look forward to going bankrupt and paying more for your smokes and grog u fkn losers and I hope all the illegal arrivals with their familys move in next door to yas and take your Government housing blocks and own your asses

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  • @flyerboy1963 yea yea redneck redneck redneck thats all you can say to the conservative minded you pissweak gutless co.cksucker

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  • @flyerboy1963 got any family dickhead or anyone that might be alive for a few more years because these sacks and fat fks in the Government are selling Australian farm land and mines and other productive land off to Chinese Singaporeans Japs Indians you name it,this was deregulated under these sacks we have in Government now and we will perish and starve because of fkn idiot shits like you

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  • @flyerboy1963 I think you are like alot of dumbshits in this country who I have met.Did you vote for Mr Dudd and Gillard because you wanted cheaper food and petrol and to be better off as a worker or more welfare payments? Or because you want to pay more carbon tax to offset your carbon emissions to save the environment because its the greatest moral challenge of our time? You are one of many dumshits and you blindly vote for these fatheads who froth shit from their lying co.cksucking mouthes

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  • @flyerboy1963 So you'll vote for the Communists because they hate humans and believe theres too many I think your the redneck dick.head

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  • @ewanf enjoy your carbon tax mate :)

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  • @ewanf Go and stuff your head you curry munching fuck

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  • @ewanf Here we have another ABC lover, Maybe you should ring Ray and Alan up and tell everyone how you feel! Enjoy watching Australia turn into another 3rd world basketcase, I think you and all the other Communists and Bob Brown lovers are the ones too busy sucking cock! Keep listening to Bob Brown fagget, and stick all your Left Wing propaganda back up your arse! And Bleed!

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  • how come this fag is never outed

  • He was caught in a restroom in England with another gay guy. A simple case of Republican Sydrome.

  • LMFAO That is Gold!!!

  • Gives gay men a very bad name. Still thinks he's a child in charge of the sandpit, pass it over there's the little man.

  • Ill tell ya whats wrong with ya .

    Your a fuckwit!

  • A lot of people say bad things about Alan Jones but i know plenty of labourers, truck drivers, and hard workers who get up at 5am every morning to earn their way in life who love him. he speaks his mind and does not give a shit, go Alan there are plenty who love ya mate.

  • @SCSaussie

    He started off the Cronulla race riots, he has the hand of political power because he doesn't believe it should be up to Australian voters, people are allowed to be wrong and make mistakes, the thing is that he is THE mistake. Turn to JJJ.

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  • funny stuff.. a complex man AJ.. there aren't many men who are so conservative and so very, very gay at the same time..

  • @reefergladness

    David Flint, Christpher Pine, Brendan Nelson, and half of the current Parliamentary Liberal Party including Julie Bishop! Jones isn't complex, he's evil lonely man who pays big bucks to Murdoch to keep his private life out of the papers.

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  • @chitchant Watch your prices skyrocket dickhead under Gillard. Eve you and the other fat cunts who sit all day sipping coffee in Gillards Government departments wont be immune to what this country has heading for it

  • @MsTsarbomba Yeah Tony Abbott puts on a safety vest and talks to the working man. He has a good old yarn with the boys.

    Labor will loose the election. The liberal party will put a new coat of paint on the carbon tax and work choices. Guess what, you just got fucked! Your so blind you won't notice Tony take his dick out. But hey your so fucking numb you what even feel it...

  • @andyAAWW yea whatever fuckknuckle

  • @MsTsarbomba Aww diddums, you thought Tony waz ya frowend. Herez a wolly pop! Cheer up tiger.

  • @andyAAWW I hope Gillard is shot for the lying Dictator cunt that she thinks she is

  • @MsTsarbomba She thinks she is a lying dictator cunt? Ummm ooook, it seems Tony has the batshitcrazy peoples vote :P

  • Whats Labor done for you? Are you looking forward to the Carbon Tax driving your bills higher than ever?

  • @MsTsarbomba So you think carbon tax will just go away? Wake up and smell the bullshit...

  • @andyAAWW tell us all how will the Carbon Tax benifit you?

  • @MsTsarbomba By giving into the greens Labor stayed in power, so individual work contracts did not come back. But like I said you're a weak minded fool if you believe Tony has answers to hard questions. Even though all he does is bitch,piss,moan,complain...

  • @andyAAWW Abott has sharpened up with less "ahhhh" between words and is becoming a smart politician unlike the last 2 dickheads we've had running the country, He believes Government should run our borders and keep out of our personal lives unlike this Communist Cunt running the country now who believes we are her property and she is our Master.

    Please tell me though how will the Carbon Tax benifit you? Are you from a Union background?

  • @MsTsarbomba Nurse for a mum postie for a Dad, so yes union background. People died trying to form the unions and It's cash for comment that will lead you like a rat to water...

  • @MsTsarbomba there's some fucking extreme left wing losers in here. you'd have to be seriously fucked in the head to vote this current labor government back in, or hate the country.

  • @andyAAWW you're a fucking dickhead if you think labor are doing a good job. you are a complete. fucking. deadshit. end of story

  • @Soundgarden8497 I never said labor was doing a good job. Now please be quite the grown ups are talking.

  • @andyAAWW contradictory wanker, read all your comments on here, you'd still vote for gillard, wouldn't you? learn how to spell like a grown up.

  • @Soundgarden8497 The spotlight is on you now. Time to show us inner city mocha-chino sipping pussies a thing or two.

    Give me one example of why labor is failing the Australian people. Then please explain how the liberals are going to "fix" that failing.

    Just for shits and giggles, you can't mention carbon tax or boat people in your example :)

    If you do that hey Tony has my vote!

  • @andyAAWW well those are the most important issues, but as you insist..

    the nbn for a start is a waste, the future is wireless because wireless is portable and much more sensible as far as bang for bucks is concerned, more than sufficient speeds can be achieved with wireless. the broadband is a colossal waste with a poor business plan, not everyone is going to get it anyway and wires in the ground is restrictive to where ever it is laid which isn't everywhere.

  • @Soundgarden8497 I won't go into why we need fiber optic broad band. But the concept of Infrastructure bonds means a great deal to me.

    The education revolution suffers from state/federal not working together shock horror. The pink bates scandal just shows us we need to look into corruption again state by state.

    On the topic of Wayne Swan. What you said is just hearsay and slander.

    And same goes for labor vs liberal % of successful ground up business owners. That data does not exist.

  • @andyAAWW Abbott is a true patriot, people may say all kinds of things about him, but he's true to Australia and will act honestly to keep everything going and bring us out of the extreme mass of red tape created by labor with massive waste and nepotism everywhere.

  • @andyAAWW the labor party are a bunch of contradictory rhetoric speaking wankers. a small example of how pathetic they are, when rudd came into power the 'Department of Environment' was changed to the 'Department of Sustainability, Environment, Water, Population and Communities' LOL what a verbose load of crap. Pretty sure water is part of the environment, and communities comes under population, which could simply be incorporated under environment without changing all those letter heads etc

  • @andyAAWW the cost of changing the name of that one department alone was a major waste, and if rudd was so keen on saving the environment, he would have everything as efficient as possible, and just using the name change of one government department as an example, the guy wasnt about efficiency at all, he was about trying to make things sound important whilst creating massive amounts of waste. more ink and paper and time just to say the name was used due to the change, greenies must be mad! ;)

  • @andyAAWW furthermore, labor are sending us into a $180 billion debt, im not sure if you understand but that is a ridiculous burden for Australia. the treasurer wayne swan who is managing the nation's finances doesn't even have a tertiary education, no bachelor of accounting or anything, he's a mug with no idea that's wormed his way into power through the unions. he does not know what he's talking about and is dangerously incompetent with the country's money.

  • @Soundgarden8497 Australia got hit hard by America's lack of regulation. So times are tough. Your biggest argument about why we should vote for tony is the NBN. So you don't want a chance to buy NBN bonds because hailing frequencies are just the corner?

    If the liberal party was in power during the GFC it would of tainted them just like it has labor. So in conclusion State corruption and noncompliance will be the downfall of labor.

    I think Tony will take the the middle class for every penny.

  • @andyAAWW no it's fucking not. Australia could have avoided the crisis altogether, we had a massive budget surplus before rudd came in and threw it all away on pathetic schemes which had no thought put into them, just seemed like a good idea at the moment. you've got to be kidding, Australia is heading for a $180 billion debt, guess who has to pay that? it's going to take decades to pay off labor's waste. i want the boats stopped, pointless carbon rip off stopped, and labor gone for good.

  • @andyAAWW while living pressures and expenses are rising for ordinary Australians, the government is selling out the nation's assets such as prime farming land to chinese mining companies and other infrastructure/services to asia as well to make up for the money they're wasting. labor are renowned for just arrogantly doing things with zero contemplation for the consequences such as with the roof insulation scheme and the failed education revolution. it's ALL waste and incompetence.

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  • @andyAAWW you'll find that the majority of people in labor either haven't run their own business or simply have no clue how to run a business, and that's one of the most important things when leading the country is to have accountability and making sure the books balance. essentially this country is a business just like any other country, and labor certainly arent bringing us to a viable situation.

  • @andyAAWW if you think the carbon tax will make any difference to the environment, prepare to be incredibly disappointed. it's a fraudulent money go round, which will result in a huge amount of Australian dollars ending up in overseas countries. politicians who are in favour of it like rudd simply have vested interests in it because it's the biggest scam of the century.

  • @Soundgarden8497 Selling of telstra made a lot of people in back rooms rich. And when we try to reinvest the profits into Australia. It's the same good old boys who take us for a ride. We need audits and a federal police task force designed to catch dirty pollies just like they do for dirty cops.

    Do you really think the libs wont just repaint carbon tax?

  • @andyAAWW that would be the corruption and crime commission, but who's to say they're legit as well?

    power always corrupts. but i can guarantee liberals wont be so stupid as to implement a carbon tax which puts Australian business at a disadvantage against other countries competing in financial markets. gillard calls it a carbon tax, but i've never heard of her caring about the environment ever, it's a redistribution of wealth much of which will go overseas, disguised as a carbon tax.

  • Jones you repulsive Liberal Stooge YOU have no power.Go and Smoke Hadley's Cigar.

  • Alan, Alan...the greatest, angriest, tell-it-like-it-is broadcaster on Sydney radio.

    Ignore the spineless critics..the fact is there's no denying when this man talks, politicians listen. He has more influence on more Sydneysiders than any two-faced politician. Why do you think his ratings are always sky-high ?

    He's a rolled-gold fighter, and it's just the wimpy politically correct, the ALP, and the occasional homophobe who hate him.

  • Interesting this is, you reward his bullying and hypocritical self interest by listening.

    Good on you.

  • He's a true fuck wit this cunt!

  • Alan Jones is funny as all fuck, and holy shit he owned Julia Gillard on radio today, she avoided his question 9 times the bitch nearly started stuttering he owned her so good.

  • @SCSaussie your opinions are as funny (queer) as Jones's. Sorry, maybe your into gay guys.

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  • Alan is full of bile.

  • hahahahaha!

  • This man hasn't got the guts to come out and admit to the Australian people that he is a homosexual. Nor does he have the honesty and moral fortitude to tell us what he was doing in the public toilet in London when he was arrested for outraging public decency. And what does it say about a man whose opinions can be bought? He's an absolute low life!

  • @Tommyinoz1971 Yes I have to agree 110% there mate, what a total oxygen thief this bloke is!