Schaffer the Darklord - "The Rappist" (Full Version)

[JMTvolta]

Dudes so effiminate imean ikno its cliche and i never say this but this is really gay Schäffer is lame as fuck goddamn

[JMTvolta]

WHY

[MrSaint3]

hahaha, I loved this, great video too! Bad ass instrumental.

[scenepointnazi]

Dead Kennedys in the Beginning. HAHA

[NutyStudios]

@200160090 Or MC Chris, Chris and Frontalot are the best two.

[kentuckybreku]

he didnt diss them god hes just making fun of rap and hiphop stereotypes

[DijieD]

You sir are awesome, but I have to dislike you for the fact that you just dissed a bunch of rappers when you have no idea what you're talking about :(

[IDEDonline]

Can't believe I only found this recently its a really great track

[christcutter]

I would take a workshop about how to write rhymes in your style

[larimix]

I love how they have Jello Biafra in the background.

[johnnymfapplecore]

@larimix I love how you recognized it. Much respect, sir.

[mrsMadameA]

=D I love me some nerd rap. My husband is a nerd rapper. He goes by An Hobbes. Check him out on bandcamp

[shadyartist102]

I love the song... But.. I hate how everything a normal black rapper does is put down.. But meh... Still love this song.

[XxXxASTROZOMBIE5xXxX]

this song rules and hey thats the dead kennedys playing in the beginning, awesome

[1994human]

???

[vincemarchini]

STD POR VIDA!!!

[moff3tt]

I have been missing out...

[CrymsonNite2]

I love MC Frontalot, MC Lars, and MC Chris, but STD is my hero :D

[wendelziet]

@nolaz010 obviously not with that horrible grammar.

[MegamanOfArcadia]

4:25 EPIC FOREHEAD BULGE OF EPICOSITY

[GluchicusMaximus]

STD your amazing, keep it up. 'Got any tours or shows coming up?

[MechanicalBride13]

I love this. Catchy beats and a rap that doesn't make me cringe with horrible grammar and made up words. :D

[SmithBiff]

This is so amazing!

[Skebberz]

Do you really smoke weed? :( 

[lilsweeti13]

I'm feeling creative

[lilsweeti13]

NICE

[punkhippe]

this guy can throw a fun show that iv never seen any other rapper ever do. mc lars, yt cracker, and Mc christ were totally upstagged by this guy.

[kingofcoinjock]

Death Row... 

[TheGuitarjerry1126]

This was great! Something Weird Al Yankowitz would do. Nice job!

[3slimdog]

I don''t care for this music. I have to make an exception. I loved this. Great video. Thumbs up and faved.

[floridashorti]

this is EXCELLENT!! who needs street cred when u've got a jigger of formaldehyde....

[TheGuitarjerry1126]

@floridashorti LOL!  Thanks, for sharing, Sheri. First time I smiled today. ha ha!

[MackeyForce10]

@floridashorti i didnt see any A-10 s ?

[darthtoker]

Well I see StD is replying to some comments so here`s a question. My friends and I love nerdcore and want to see you guys (Frontalot, Lars, Optimus Rhyme and of course you) live. Is there any chance of you coming to Canada, preferably to Victoria or Vancouver BC?

[deathslull]

I wish I could see you live again. :( I didn't realize how good you were until I saw you opening for MC Chris a few weeks ago.

[CrackCityRocker1211]

The intro of Dead Kennedy's makes this even more bad ass. I could have seen him live 2 weeks ago but I ended up not being able to make it, sucked dick.

[FuzzyElf]

@CrackCityRocker1211 Oh, well, at least you had some fun.

[maliceshadow]

I saw you in Columbia, you put on a great show.

[DaiMasters]

Shaffer, I think you bear a slight resemblance to Ted Raimi. You ever randomly start singing Joxer the Mighty? I would think it would be rather amusing. =)

[jrskyles]

is that deak kennedys in teh background jsut saw you in columbia missouri man great show

[jrskyles]

@jrskyles i was pretty stoned when I wrote that

[jrskyles]

@jrskyles 

[jrskyles]

is that deak kennedys in teh background jsut saw you in columbia missouri man great show

[Ghorse23]

nice dead kennedys in the backgrounds

[QASTCAST]

So stoked to see you along with mc chris and Mc Lars and Ytcracker in Chicago tomorrow! at the Subt!!!

[TheCrowbar1987]

I enjoy the modern music disses in this song. Well done STD. 

[porcelainROZE]

i wonder if he's kept his STD promise....

[Endy77Endy]

i found out about you cause yur opening for mc chris. i love your shit btw!

[DraskyVanderhoff]

A Fucking Groso!!!

[TheGreatSimaChops]

fuck ya holding it down for the geeks

this guys fucking narly XD

[breakbirth]

My ipod has multiple STD's.

[jamequeef]

Awesome I love this. I also love the use of the dead kennedys.

[Dhammond5]

Dude,your awesome. Do you ever come and do shows here in england?

[elfwiseangel]

i listen to this song 2 much~

[joonbugloco666]

are u a Mormon, did u do the Mormon rap???

[darkmooninc]

I have an urge to see him colab with Jesse Dangerously

[Skebberz]

brilliant music dude!

[readein]

4:40 nip slip as she stands up. Not the tattoo her nipple is very light instead of pausing it just watch it easier to notice.

[Ghigguls]

LIES!

[moonlady3000]

OH!! They were supposed to represent the 7 heavenly virtues! That makes the video seem a lot more... something. It makes a lot of sense.

[emandicp]

Dope.

[MrDetroitAnimal]

rolling ball, black ink and extra five lmao....

[XombieRawr]

I'm just wondering what he's trying to show the first girl by wiggling his hand like that. o.o

Damn.

Amazing video~ ^^

I almost gave up hope on American music~

[Ghigguls]

drum machine skill?

[XombieRawr]

Possibly. Possibly.

[RD2006]

Is that Jello Biafra spoken word I hear in the intro background?

[Salengot]

Yech...It's jazz version of californian uber alles..

[lcorinth]

I was just wondering the same thing...

[LethalGopher]

I just saw him at Nerdapalooza and he was amazing.  It may have been the best set and that is considering Front, Lars, and the Scrub Club were there. If you like this you owe it to yourself to catch him live. He is crazy.

[200160090]

the is no way that this guy whooped the front live....I could see him beating everyone else...but Not Frontalot >.>

[TheOrignalClover]

@200160090 itz cuz shaffer n front have to seperate stylez they are both great but when put to a crowd do you go fer the nice guy or the badass?

[XombieRawr]

Ah! I missed Nerdapalooza. ;-;

[MsGeek703]

Like your flow...sweet.

[mecampbellesq]

Hey STD,

With one video you have demonstrated the proof of the existence of Sturgeon's Law by demonstrating that you are in the 10% that isn't crap. Keep up the good work!

[MohammedEatsDicks]

I'd fuck the blonde.

[AlkaponX57]

agreed

[byebye121]

agreed

[donotdisturbagain]

You must be really gay, to give this man three thumb downs for this comment.

[alphaotakux]

Awesome.

[swordmasterdrg]

time to buy this album

[williamdowns78]

hi from scotland,i was at one of your shows in 2004 in New York,fucking brilliant,cool guy,had time after gig for a beer and chat,genius!!!!!

[bodyopus1979]

Hey STD!! I saw you in columbia Mo. with MC Chris about three or four years ago. It was truly one of the most memorable performances I've ever seen. I don't suppose you plan on coming to Las Vegas for a show anytime soon, do you? Oh, and by the way... what is the name, address, and contact info for the red-headed Peach Tarte? would also like to know her favorite flowers and brand of laundry detergent. LOL just kidding! seriously, tho, she's a babe.

[MicroSoftKanzo]

You are hella cool your like Futuristic Sex Robotz im disappointed they havent had anything new but they kick ass and your kickass as well

[jbronner1972]

Jesus, aren't you glad you're out of Corning.

[Trac3kill]

Two questions for you Schaffer. First, the song is excellent I listen to it all the time and will definitely be buying some of your work off iTunes. In the credits, one of the accredited actresses' names is Leslie O'gasm. Is that for real? That's quite the name for a lady. Also, may I ask what your wife's PhD is in? That's very impressive.

[schafferthedarklord]

You've combined the names of two of the actors. Leslie Hendrix plays the bartender. Scarlet O'Gasm is one of the Peach Tartes, and that IS a stage name. Oh, and Dr. Schaffer is a neuropsychologist.

[MSonoski331]

@schafferthedarklord nice neuropsychologist. That's what I am studying to be.

[masterhalo0]

ive listened to this so many times and i dont hate it

[Deablos]

I remember the first time I watched this. I love your style and music, Schaffer. Keep it up. =]

[Vampirate999]

Excellent work, sir.

[eaglesfan182]

anybody know where i can get a copy of his stuff?

[schafferthedarklord]

iTunes, Amazon and CDBaby.

[tigermethod]

Weird Al is that you?

[schafferthedarklord]

No, but A for effort with the joke!

[theduke282]

Every time I hear that song I like it more. STD FTW!

[myfuckingcake]

reping dead kennedys nd queens

[MrX186]

likin the dead kennedys at the beginning. awesome song

[ContagiousHoney]

cool.

[jack00008]

i love it when he quotes some of the best rap songs ever.

"bass how low can you go"

Public Enemy rules and this guy does to. (by association? na.)

[vainihminen]

cool. there was a credits in this one. much effort put into this...

[botch13]

dis nigga look white. ;>

[kbposse]

One of the most dangerous MC's on the planet, STD ROCKS!!!!

[Dumbguy4311]

-Indeed I smoke weed I rarely write without it

But I don't really feel that means I need to rap about it

If only other rappers would follow this..........

[Dumbguy4311]

-And I don't play tough and say "step the fuck back!"

What the fuck is that? That's not how I act.

Indeed most rappers do try to act tough for no reason

[brandeks]

This guy was so awesome at the concert I saw last night I just had to get his CD Mark of the Beast. If you liked this song you gotta hear the rest.

[outakontroll]

HELL YES, they call him "THE RAPPIST!!"

[greenpinkyellow]

Plus, good job w/ all the ladies.

[sparky8211]

You rule!

[iowaryan]

This easily transends latter day shit-hop into something far greater and while definitely arty it is neither pretentious nor bullshit...

[iowaryan]

jesus. transcends even. christ.

[greenpinkyellow]

oooooo kaaaay. It's a fun vid, but you're a crazy fucker, flight. Keep it up, STD!

[flightsuit]

That's true!

[flightsuit]

All Hail Schaffer!

I've now favorited both the standard-length and this longer version of this infectious video. Got some observations for y'all:

1) His Lordship is entirely too confident (not to mention competent) to continue marketing himself as a geek. Unless, of course, if His Lordship wishes to strip the term "geek" of whatever meaning it may currently hold. Which would, of course, be His Lordship's prerogative.

[flightsuit]

2) Though there are certain elder statesmen of hip-hop, --old school's old guard, if you will-- who can wallow in rap cliches all day long without losing my respect, I gotta say it's a real breath of fresh air, watching The Dark Lord so cleverly eviscerate the brainless, no-talent, non-musical, pig-headed, ego-maniacal children who pass themselves off as rappers these days.

[flightsuit]

3) Lord Schaffer just brings up one hip-hop cliche after another, exposing a laundry list of stupid beliefs, practices, words, & deeds that have become de rigeur for rappers. Listening as he succinctly impales each one of them on the sharp lances of reason, intellect, and good taste, one can only nod in agreement and think, "It's about damned time!"

[flightsuit]

4) In light of this, I at first thought it contradictory that The Dark Lord would give rap such a thorough dressing-down for its every convention and cliche, yet --just like the very fools he's lampooning-- he would populate his video with a bevy of hot girls, all of them on fire with lust for him, wearing outfits so skimpy that if you took all their garments and put them together, you'd have enough fabric to maybe clothe one adult human female. Maybe.

[flightsuit]

5) I realized, however, that these Peach Tartes were actually credited at the end of the video, like, as if they were seen by the producers as something more than arm-charms and booties. Soon my conscious mind reckoned with what my subconscious had already intuited: That The Peach Tartes, whatever they might represent, were more subversive than submissive.

[flightsuit]

6) It is at the 3 minute and 42 second mark (blink and you'll miss it) that this video truly makes plain the power of the Peach Tartes. The Tarte with the red hair swings her leg skyward, as if to stomp on the ceiling while simultaneously kneeing herself in the chest. Unlike a mere mortal, she does this without bending her knee, and doing so does not cause her to wince in agony.

[flightsuit]

...No, she smiles with self-assurance as she grabs ahold of her own leg, displaying it for the briefest instant as if she held a trophy in her arms, as if to say, "Hey little man, look what I can do! Dare me to kick your ass?"

[bananenhangmat]

Speak Dutch!

[mmmpie]

schweet

[iniksbane]

All I have to say is where can find your albums. This stuff is funny.

[schafferthedarklord]

My first album ("Meet My Maker") is available in the iTunes music store and through CD Baby. My new album comes out in November.

[Flyangel001]

OMG!!! R U REALLY THE RAPPIST!?!? I LOVS U!!! MY BROTHER DOESNT REALLY LIKE U BUT I LUV U!!! Man if ur really the rappist then ur like holy!!! ur the best!!!

[zippyzipp]

you're fucking awesome!!!

[coolkidmad2]

haha, i like this, funny video

[ChanelleRabbottChan]

Heh, I think its funny.

[Icce82]

i lol'd this is awesome!

[MadJim16]

Legend

[MrRelys]

Haha this was pretty rad.

[NikAshot20]

very funny in fact im saving it to my favorites, and if you want to hear another comedy rap song check out "white and nerdy" in my profile.

[dkrocks]

Holy shit, love the Dead Kennedys in the intro.

[dahlesa]

STD (sexually transmitted decease) is making very clear that he is not a rapper, actually he's making parody about himself if you listen the lyrics.

[Wakkco]

STD (Sexually transmitted disease)

[dahlesa]

Yes, I was wrong. I have a lot to learn.

[Wakkco]

Lol. Decease means to die. Dxxxxxxxxx

But that comment is good besides the spelling error. ;D

[dahlesa]

Thank you very much.

[airjoc2004]

I totally agree with you..old school rules, another m&m want to be, although this one is much trashier..give it up, you wasting the tape and the girls

[BerserkMoogle]

airjoc2004... Ignorance like yours is one of the things that gives me the urge hurt people.

[VengeanceBadger]

airjoc, you don't know what the hell you're talkin' about, do you?

[mhaann]

lol here here wierd but funny... hate rap myself

R = retards

A = attempting

P = poetry

old school rock rocks!!!!

[dahlesa]

This is wierd. Very good, but wierd.

[Wixss]

Love it! But why does he do the sign for six when he says three? o_o;

[kosh1968]

i think it's part of the joke. he is showing how silly and insignificant it really is. pretty good stuff.

[pyschomc]

I dunno lol

[kevlarorc]

favorited, subscribing, love it.

[mcinadequate]

this is the best song ever put to video

[billyjay]

saw you live in minneapolis with Speshul K. this video is damn fine. keep up the great work

[orangestew]

Kudos :) i like it.

[Coffeeeggsbacon]

This fucking rocks.

[griickettet]

When are you going to make another video?

[traceybabe006]

LMAO LAMO! no thats too damn funny

[Nerak86]

hahaha sooooo funny

[Saxace]

Utterly brilliant.

[theloathlydaddy]

Total genius!

[Skaramine]

One of America's great white nerd rappers!

[kralcarsi11]

sgdghdhgdhsh

[BitterSweet23146]

lol awesome

[shubhamkuldeepsingh]

very good

[Tsizee11]

haha he is pretty good but he says he wont command his audience and then he says everybody look at me 5 stars

[Actinphil]

very creative and absolutely hillarious!!!

[Tsizee11]

god i hate you leethegman

[sekseemindee]

lol freakin hilarious... i wish you wrote the lyrics to the side. i have a bad thing with comprehension haha.

[bfedfox2]

you are just another rapper that tries to be special.

so because you are white you try to play it sophisticated.

But still you have babes in your video (and i got the message of the song that you pick the smart and not the pretty). so why they had to be almost naked at the clip. you can justify that with your reasons but i think that you are just another guy.

the clip was nice though, well edited and shot, also liked the bit.

[akalenda]

It's tongue-in-cheek humor. There's nothing serious about it. He is completely uninterested in "making a statement".

[tpacritic]

very cleaver I LOVE IT

[CheapRobot]

those are some hot pale chicks.

[deyv87]

You've gotta love a good graveyard tan.

[iseehaters]

kool stuff

[xcience23]

uhhm... i still luv how u had to specify the type of pen u use, cause i honestly get rele moody when i use a dif pen other than my kind, i just hate how all the others write.. exept i use a sanford unibal black ink micro.. isn't that the same as extra fine,? cause micro is 0.5mm.. they do go finer than that, though, right..?

[kamikazewisdom]

the smallest I've ever seen is 0.2mm.

[xcience23]

uhhm.. 0.5 is pretty small.. the one i use is against check fraud, it's pretty sweet cause the ink's colour pigment is absorbed into the checks paper fibers, so it's pretty hard to wash off with w/e chmicals the check theft ppl use.

not like it's that greatly amazing.. lol, :p

but it's sorta interesting..

[NikAshot20]

xcience23. Can you possibly be any more nerdy

[xcience23]

I could be, but i doubt you'd actualy want me to be, either way.. i'm a hot nerd. :p

[NikAshot20]

lol

[deyv87]

However nerdy you think someone is... they could always be worse.

[YUPchannel]

Oh okay now it starting to make sense,.. Livewire- :p

[SforzandoFilms]

HA! Love this song!!!!