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  • i got pot but im not a potatoe

  • Loooove it ;P (some food program on english tv introduced me to this.. -_-)

  • still listening this in 2012, what a great song.

  • You know this song is called "All these things that I've Done", right?

  • Im a bro, but im not a brony

  • I got a soul but im not a pussy

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  • 52 people don't have soul.

  • Fantastic.....

  • Ive Got Soul But Im Stupid

  • I got fists but I'm not Chuck Norris

  • applejack is best song

  • BAH SUM APPLES

  • I've got to pee but I'm not a peanut

  • w.e fuck the jokes i take this song to heart

  • Who remembers, "I rock peas on my head but don't call me a peahead, bees on my head but dont call me a beehead, bruce lees on my head but dont call me a lee head."

    Anyone? lol idk why it pops up in my head.

  • I got wits but I'm not a top commenter

  • Sorry but damn, I didn't think this was a song by The Killers! I thought it was like a counterculture 60's line.

    My respect for The Killers has increased tremendously.

  • i got feet but im not a feature

  • i've got soul, but i dont give fuck

  • i've got a dick but i'm not a Bieber LOL

  • @epichalocat Your basically saying justin bieber DOES have a penis.. whatta fail

  • @TiaJustine07 you even dont know what did you say you fail

  • i got puss but im not a pussy

  • I got hips, but i'm not a hipster

  • I got a soul but I took an arrow to a knee

  • @capmrc72 OK NOT FUNNY that skyrim joke is SSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOO old

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  • I used to like this song, but then I took an arrow to the knee

  • @jackxl53 not funny fuck off

  • <3 this song!

  • IVE GOT SKIN BUT IM NOT A SKINNER.

  • i got an arrow in the knee but i'm not a guard.

  • @TheLonghornsBeast

    hahaha nice one!!

  • i got a badge but im not a badger

  • I got toast but im not a toaster

  • I had soul, but I took an arrow in the knee...

  • @MsIlove12345 no more skyrim jokes

  • The Mormons just came to my door, so I felt the need to listen to this song. Lmao!

  • i got hips but im not a hipster

  • I got bones But im not a . . .

  • I had a soul once.. but then I took an arrow o the knee.

  • @FrederichSchulz i used to hate the arrow to the knee jokes, but then i took an arrow to the knee...

  • I'm not a guy but i got a dick.

  • I got penis but I'm not f******

  • @juanmader this is just fucking retarded stfu, thanks in advance

  • I got soul but I'm not a soldier... yet.

  • IVE JUST HAD A WANK BUT IM NOT A WANKER.. dont even think about it...!!

  • ive got a gang but im not a gangster..

  • Eargasm

  • ive got toast but im not a toaster should go back to a top comment

  • i've got the killers but im not a killer

  • 47 people must be ginger... 

  • i got chicken, but I'm not a chicken

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  • damn forgot the lyrics to the first minuite of this song

  • ive got this song........and that's all I need.

  • ive coal but im not a shoulder

  • I got money but i'm not a banker!!!

  • i got sober but im not a soldier..... wait its not that is it D:

  • I've got milk, but I'm not a cow.

  • ive got food but im not a fuckin peice of shit

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  • I've got hip but i'm not a hipster

  • I got ham but I'm not a hamster

  • @IDdoc3 This made my night.

  • @IDdoc3 I saw that comment 3 years ago, and now I am always singing this song that way, haha and you sir are a copycat!

  • I've got ass but I'm not an asshole.

  • i've got 'r' but I'm not 'er...'

  • i've got legs but i'm not an antitransub­stantiationalist..

  • Ive got hips but im not a hipster

  • Ive got Unicorns but im not a unicorner

  • I like the part where he informs us that he indeed has soul although he is not a soldier.

  • i've got soul but i still have lyrics...(shout out to @souljaboytellem

  • the comments r the best part

  • @BC21beats agreed

  • ive got bones but im not a boner

  • ive got coke but im not a soda

  • I've got ham but I'm not a hamster!

  • i got sober but im not a soda

  • The name's Dora but I ain't no explorer

  • i got porn but im not a pervert :)

  • welcome to the pacifist national anthem!

  • i got a bitches, not just one bitch

  • i got pussy, but im nnot a pussy!

  • Someone needs to cover this and only sing these comments. It would be beautiful.

  • I've got nuts but I'm not Chuck Norris.

  • I'm awesome, and you aren't.

  • ive got sand but im not a sandwich

  • i got weed but im..... damn! lost the clue!!

  • I've got nope but I'm not a Chuck Testa

  • I've got soul but I'm not a pancake

  • i've got skin but i'm not a skinhead

  • My name's Bob, but I'm not a builder

  • I've got stone but I'm not a stoner.

  • I've got balls but I'm not a scrotum

  • I got bones but I'm not a...

  • @StubbedT0e epic lawl nice one im gonna use that one! haha

  • I got Ham but I'm not a Hamster :D

  • I've got a mole but im not a mol-ester

  • i got a test tomororw, but im not stuyding

  • Like if you came here after the WTF-A-THON

  • @yinyangbeetl totalbiscuit is awesome !

    

  • i got balls, and i am a baller?

  • This should be the anthem for all child soldiers across the world. Awesome song

  • How about.... IVE GOT SOUL BUT IM NOT A SOILDER

  • I like soul food but i'm not a black guy.

  • I'm a canadian but don't live in an igloo

  • i ve got got life but im not stopping cod!!

  • I got germs but I'm not a German

  • i'm from greece,but i still got my job(i really am from greece)

  • @JimisOTigris xaaxaxaxa tuxere!!!!!! im from greece but im not a spartan!!!

  • i eat rice ,but im not a Asian

  • They played this song on my schools anouncements and it was stucki in my head all day and finally I forgot how it went so I looked it up

  • awesome 

  • I've got sober but am not a Soldier

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  • I got shit, But I'm not a shitter

  • i've got a dick but im not a man.

  • i got play but im not a player

  • I got d1ck but im not a soldier

  • its called all these things that ive done not ive got soul but im not a soldier :)

  • i got a weirding module but i'm not weird

  • i got sonic but im not a screwdriver,

  • ive got toast but im not a toaster

  • I got bees but im not a bieliber

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  • I got swag, but i still cant swagger D:

  • I've got an ass, but I'm not an asshole.

  • I´ve got jelly, but I´m not a jellybear

  • A Fatty got more rolls, than my local Baker

  • play this when playing darksiders

  • I got Ham, but i'm not an Hamster

  • @dakingrulez1 u copied off bill bailey

  • They played this at our Terry Fox run today. :)

  • I got a pot but i'm not harry potter.

  • Ive got a KFC but Im not a nigger

  • @Mudoglav HAHAHAHAH

  • I've got crack, but I'm not a cracker.

  • I have a cock but iam not a man..

  • it's all these things i've done.....

  • i have sex but im not a sexist

  • I got hate but I'm a hater.

  • @Erik24351 that doesn't make any sense.

  • I got ham but I'm not a hammer.

  • thumbs up if rodney mullen vs daewon song brought you here

  • we've got love

  • ive got beer and starburst. jordan wins. you lose.

  • I've got Nutella. Period. You all lose.

  • ive got CHICKEN!! i win :L

  • I got kill but i'm not a killer.

  • they say you are wat yu eat , i certainly dnt remember eating a tank

  • I've got brain, but I'm not a smartass:)

  • I've got toast but I'm not a toaster

  • I got ham, but I'm not a hamster.

  • I got bowls, but im not a bowler

    

  • I got a huge dick. There, I win.

  • I got bone but I'm not boner

  • ive got hate but im naht a hayturrr!!! #hayturzzgonhate

  • 45 people have no soul!

  • @k1ng5urfer gingerist!

  • i got a girlfriend but im still a virgin:)

  • @15jwo20 shitty for u

  • I've got an ass but i'm not an asshole!

  • I got hoes but I'm not a homo :P

  • i got zwag but im not a pretty boy

  • I've got shitty jokes but I'm not desperately looking for thumbs up.

  • i got soberrr im not a soldier.. huh waa.. its 'i got soul'...

  • killers. rock. my. toaster.