The Osbournes 1x10 - Dinner with Ozzy - Part 1

[oOMisseMisseOo]

9:19 "jesus christ... this shit looks so delicious *stops talking*"

[downcastvocalist]

Hahahahah! "Then it's not gum. U fucking lied to me."

[dearmariacountmein78]

kelly: jack do you need some help?

jack: some help with what?

kelly: removing the cock from your mouth

LMFAO i love them!

[dearmariacountmein78]

is the face that was blurred out in the beggining aimme?

[CoreanJunkie]

Kelly is so clingy to ozzy and jack is so clingy to sharon lol so cute

[MsCapricorna]

kelly always talk like a small baby!

[minecabus13]

"what, who, when" hahahahaah

[Surrilium]

He's so dramatic about the "gum" I love it XD

"It's not gum you fuckin lied to me!" =D

[THE122138]

2:00 just calm the fucking down man

[ruteparedes]

ozzy is so freaking candid. gotta love the man

[ghosthunter2006]

"i'm incredibly dislexic.. Erm.. er..eeee..aa..aaa...." ROFL

[SerenityCrysweet]

ozzy with that breath freshener epic reaction .

[briansc19]

same thing that ozzy did when he was 16 jack is doing to..u gotta love irony

[MichaelMyers87]

What is it, cyanide?

lol

[secondspins]

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[CJLewis20]

@secondspins no on gives a shit about picwizz, you spam that comment in every fucking video. GET A FUCKING LIFE

[Eternal666Power]

Sharon: I don't like it!

Ozzy: Thanks a lot you cunt! *walks away*

[HelterSkelterSOR]

no animals were harmed in the making of this show

[MegaSwifty09]

my Dad lived on Ozzys Street back in the day In Brum! 

[scottstounge]

i love how he loves sharon to death but he calls her a Cunt.. its like saying bitch here lol here you call ur wife that.. u are so in trouble lol

[juggHERnutt]

Jack do you need help?

From what?

Removing the cock from your mouth.

Lol

[TheShakiebreaks]

no i didnt go to jail for trying to kill ya mum i was arrested and put on remand for tryin to kill ya mum XD

[Justaa0000]

''Shut the fuck ..up.;| '' ahahaha

[screamoftw29]

its not fucking gum then you lied to me hahhaha

[jbh134]

Its a fuckin stamp. As in acid stamp lol.

[fraroc]

*cat jumps off mirror

"IIIIEEEEAAAAAAAAUUUGUGGGHGHH!­!!!!!!!!"

"WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SCREAMING?!?!?"

[jahlove111]

"it's a fucking stamp" LOL omg he's hilarious

[Walrawsie]

IT'S NOT GUM, THEN YOU LIED TO ME!

[carm8421]

dinner with ozzy, how nice. they should've done more episodes like this one. it's interesting to hear him talk about his life and family.

[NeitherSavageNorWise]

roflmao - Ozzy's face at 4:47

[homeandawayingrid]

lol ozzy's pooping face at 4:12

[Freakylittlethingy]

i dont get it... why are they fucking screaming for? Its a bloody cat!

[duffyy1]

It's not gum. You'll lied to me. Fucking horrible.

[XSkallagrimsonX]

what? who? when?

[troylockhart05]

I love Kelly. I don't know why I think she is so adorable

[novatotubaboy]

ITS RUTHLESS

[anonihamster]

I wasn't sent to prison for trying to kill your mum. I was held in remand and arrested for trying to kill your mum...

Absoloutly brilliant!

[mzguitarock]

hahaha that skater guy is back xD

[messybluesboy371]

You'd think he would have the grace to say thanks to his chef when he places those beautiful morsels infront of him

[girl123interrupted]

"You're supposed to go two weeks without taking a shit?" that is so funny!

[messybluesboy371]

I can relate to Ozzy alot. I have concentration deficit disorder and I am somewhat dyslexic.

[ds41980]

Love it when they bring him a plate of food and he looks at it briefly cause he has no idea what it is and then digs in. Even when he's chewing it there is a look on his face like he's trying to decipher what he is eating.

[ds41980]

Love it when they bring him a plate of food and he looks at it briefly cause and he has no idea what it is and then digs in. Even when he's chewing it there is a look on his face like he's trying to decipher what he is eating.

[xkuchex]

IT'S NOT GUM!! YOU LIED TO ME! It's fucking horrible ! AHAHAHAH dear lord, this guy is a crack up. He always seems so lost xP

[MrJoelyboi20]

dills fuckin back the parasitic mooching cunt

[girl123interrupted]

"Don't SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM" hahahahahaha "calm fucking down, mannn" LOL

[sincindyy]

Poor Ozzy "sharon plays the piano and im the monkey that jumps around"

[Guitaraman55]

2:43 made my day



[mibevan]

my town is called ASTON in the US

[walshy2089]

7:29 its 'attention span' ozzy lol

[starblind1231]

3:31 is that Aimee?

[MsAbell18]

@starblind1231 def aimee

[Carrieannfan13]

didn't he go like 3 times

[kawaii51514]

why do they always use the word fucking,kind getting old.

[littlemoroccan]

@kawaii51514 not all english say it but its commen..bloody is more likely.

[itscuppycakeBITCH]

3:54 "is it cyanide?" lol

[eiffe]

"Jack, we need some help!"

"Some help with what?"

"...removing the cock from your mouth!"

[rockknroll14]

so funny .

"you lied to me, you said it was gum!"

haha ozzy

[TheVampireLucinda]

Family: *screaming*

Ozzy: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

[balianmachiavelli]

Who went to jail?

Dad

What for?

Stealing

How old were you ozzy?

32 I thought he was gonna say 18 or some low number

[MariahChaulk]

@balianmachiavelli funny thing is he actually went to jail when he was 17. i dont know where he got 32 

[Heathaholic]

get the tickling stick! XD i love Sharon

[jasmonkey1]

i love sharon's laugh! i can't help it...

[derka90]

Sharon's laugh xD

[cerelilqt]

4:06 Ozzy prob thought it was an acid tab lol

[doctorcoley]

Kill Dill!

[Loreleify]

Why do you still get angry with me talking about it Kelly?

-- Because you shot me with a gun

Yeah, what's your point ?

ROFL I love them

[OwninJOkester]

try watching this in transcribe audio its freakin hilarious they cant ge tanything right.

XD

[eazymakaveli7]

shut the fuck uuup

[wickedfan5172]

Stop Screammming!

[punjsidhu]

Its a FUCKING Stamp!!! HAHAHAHHAHAH

[1988WHISKY]

what...who...when

hahahaa...

Ozzy is great man!

[frakk666]

I love how every time the guy brings him more food he looks at it like... What the fuck is this, I don't know but I'm eating it

[ladyiinsane]

''just calm fucking down man''

Oh my... I laughed so hard, I think I bust a gut !! Ozzy rules!!!

[thundermorphine]

The best reality-show ever! 

[xXnobioneXx]

jack has the coolest room everrrrXD

[nezuminora]

It's love.. I'm loved.. by creatures and people and things.

[gonicito]

wtf that stonehead skateboarder still doin there hahah

[fireboylolz]

Best moments 2:43 and "Just calm fucking down,man"

[robsway1980]

what is it sieni ..ur winding me up..!!!...it's a fuckin stamp!!!!...enothn err...the fuckin crap it disappeared...

[girl123interrupted]

"PLEASE DON'T SCREAM!" ha ha ha

[TheBoogeyman94]

What is the name of the intro music video?

[Wannahalik]

@TheBoogeyman94

Crazy train, my son

[TheBoogeyman94]

@Wannahalik No, I said the piece of classical music! Vivaldi but I think you can not remember which

Party!

[SaxoRocks]

10:08 OMG Kelly's soooooooo cute!!!

[girl123interrupted]

ha ha I love her "You shot me jack... it went through my leg!" and then Jack: "its no different than getting hit by a rock... a fast rock" ha ha ha ha ha

[SaxoRocks]

Wutz Dill doing in the house??? I thought he was gone

[4everTheOnlyOne]

my favorite part of this episode is at around 2:35, when they're all exaggerating and screaming at ozzy and he just turns around all annoyed and tells them to shut the f*** up :P

[Addicted890189]

It's really great to know that some of the greatest musicians of all time have started like us normal people--poor!!

[Addicted890189]

I love those breath strips!! 4:15

[rmdmplce8]

fuck he's so funny, the way he stares at hs food, like he dont know what the hell it is, classic. think he wld rather chips out of a bag, lol,,,love u ozzy

[firegeek22]

@rmdmplce8 haha that should have been their slogan

[xxGaGaooolalaxx]

Sharon: "Taste this" Ozzy: "I don't want to taste it" Sharon: "Yes you do" Ozzy: "What is it?!" Sharon: "Taste it!" Ozzy: "What is it cyanide?" Sharon: "No taste it" "It's gum, its a new gum!" Ozzy: -puts on tongue- it's a fuckin stamp! What the fuckin crap it disappeared! Sharon: It's just meant to freshen your mouth Ozzy: its not gum then you lied to me! Sharon: I wanted you to try it! Ozzy: it's fuckin horrible! Sharon: i dont like it Ozzy: Oh thanks alot you cunt! i agree!

[xxGaGaooolalaxx]

@xxGaGaooolalaxx **It's fuckin crap it disappeared!

i hate that freshen breath dissolving shit as well (=

[Bradatimrkonja]

Ozzy said he was stoned while filming :)

[Demonickitten666]

=) lol he didnt like the mint fresheners ... i used 2 love them... (yes i also agree that they taste like stamps hahaha)

[Wannahalik]

-Op. hup. look dad please dont push the mirror.cuz look at that, look at the mirror.

-Am. Am no.. . Am not..Im .just come fucking down, man!

[rbdzntsfrlk]

john michael ozbourne..... my first name is michale :D

[sisterofkindness09]

you can see the boom mic in the mirror at the begining :O

[anus544]

5:09 what channel is the fucking history channel is on? rofl

[NARATO0]

ho you better go to school or ozzy will go ape shit on you

[sisterofkindness09]

vagina osbourne.......

it could be worse.... i could be sting.... obviously true :)

[smujer95]

I DONT LIKE IT

[sniperyall88]

"Just calm fucking down, man"

i heard that sooooo many times on 4:20

[lol21432]

what the hell is up with the cat???

[konatown5]

Jack what a fucking pussy "it's on the ground help me" twat

[363Magi]

Fav stfu ever on 2:43 :P

[ToreiNeko]

i must say, im really hating Jack, hes a penis head.

[kfchrist]

shut the fuck up hahahaha

[MrJonepee]

When Ozzy says go to school, YOU FUCKING GO TO SCHOOL MON!

[shadowperson12]

its not gum you lied to me!!!!!!

[wurstgitarre]

Is that cat on cocaine? :D

[SlashIsRockNRoll2010]

Ozzy stop it.. Shut the fuck up....hit it with this

[Callum556]

taste it, no i dont want to taste it ,yes you do, what is it cyanide, no LMAO LOL ROTFL

[tommydogsdad]

Sharon's closet is as big as my house.

[ptortice]

"I dont want to taste it!" "Yes you do"

[blaze262332]

lmfao!!:P

its like a fucking stamp its not gum you lied to me!!:P

[youhaveaslit]

i love ozzy, he is actually retarded in the most endearing way huhuhuuuuhh...

[youhaveaslit]

i love ozzy, he is actually retarded in the most endearing way huhuhuuuuhh...

[TheTankDoll]

HELP ME =) Please, it's urgent =)

I am a German student of English linguistics, I am working on a presentation of Ozzy's Brummie dialect, but it's really hard to understand him, can please someone give me the notes ?

Not all of course, not the whole cat-screaming scene, but his single interview while eating, his "philosophy" and so on =)

oh I really love them all =)

[phantomoutcast]

@TheTankDoll yeah buy the dvd and click the marvelous lil thing called 'subtitles' lmao

[TheTankDoll]

oh really? I haven't thought of this.. thx for nothing anyway

[yoda19hack]

@phantomoutcast

LOL yeah...problem solved hahaha

[Nancy666ful]

Why the fuck did everyone scream with the cat -_- its stupid its not a rat or something like that and poor, poor Ozzy has to do all of the work like always

[plaspas]

0:27 pure wisdom.

[The12Child]

@plaspas Can you type it down? I can't really hear anythin.

[JanisJoplin70sGirl]

@The12Child

He says,

the thing about life, is that by the time you get old enough to understand what its about, you die!

[xb173]

It always made the laugh when Ozzy said: 'Major attention deficit disorder' the Ozzy translator subtitles on the dvd translated it as; 'mind your attention defecit disorder'!

[Starchild91]

- It's fucking crap, it disappeared.

- It's just meant to freshen your mouth.

- Then it's not gum, you lied to me!

:'D

[cmjr89]

@Starchild91 Haha:D Loove that scene!

[UHHARN]

yeah thats so BEST! hahaa

[lulkica]

HAHAHAHAHA that's so funny!!! XD

[girl123interrupted]

"Its a fucking stamp! its not gum! you lied to me!" ha ha 

[Nightshade142]

@Starchild91 X''D omg that was so funny!!

[jabberwocky206]

@Starchild91 hahaha. i died laughing

[girl123interrupted]

"Ozzy taste it" ... "What is it cyanide?" hahahahhha poor Ozzy

[Munnie100]

Ha ha come the fucking down :D.... that's right Ozzy :D...