JORGE'S GUIDE TO AMSTERDAM

[BudweiserKingofBeer]

He must have so many people come up to him in the Dam must be hard to relax

[bemansi]

Do we get update to this?? They have updated cannabis law..

[anthonylev]

@8:18 takes piss

[ttodtmann]

jorege u rock

[Zeppelintroll69]

Being a Budtender has to be one of the best jobs to have.

[gyqz]

The red girl is English right?? If she's not, I would love to talk with her, 'cause she adapted kinda the same English as I have!

[kannadandy]

JORGE YOU ARE THE MACK, THANKS FOR YOUR ENLIGHTENMENT!

[folk60i]

if i didnt live in the u.s. i would def move 2 the netherlands its peaceful and a nice country i go 2 maastricht all the time

[libertyfizz]

Well the party is over best start looking for another city to visit. Dutch government is scheduled to make Marijuana tourism illegal next year.

[prefix331]

@libertyfizz It's been renewed until 2015 :)

[prefix331]

@libertyfizz It's been renewed until 2015 :)

[KreatorRage]

He should've mentioned to be careful in Amsterdam when it's night time, bad stuff can happen.

[MasterCheeef]

wow didnt know you lose a 1/3 of lung space when you sit

[KreatorRage]

@MasterCheeef That's why singers learn to sing standing up ;)

[partyongarth420]

wow i doubt the locals ever buy from the coffee shops.. they are allowed plants there outdoor for sure.. its my understanding grams over there are about 15 to 20 just like the us../ thats not by any means cheap.. 3 dollars a gram is cheap..pounds can be grown on only 50 dollars of soil and nutrients and the sun.. go to a medical state and grow ur own.

[lonehusky1]

amsterdam great to visit,shit to live there though,so many crackheads.

[blackshirts420]

@lonehusky1 too many crackhead/junkies in amsterdam..

[CoffeeTrackerAPP]

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[gymclasspogotime]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[live4death2222]

I wanna move there! :)

[lonehusky1]

@live4death2222 i lived there for years,but found out most people smoke crack more than pot.

[zirius89]

Look how happy he is when he bought his own weed. :DDD

[alexarief1]

i wanna go to amsterdam so baddd

[zirius89]

@alexarief1

if you dont have a chance to go to amsterdam.Why don't you grow your own Marihuana indoor or outdoor.

[Standinglightfox]

@texican215 if u soak your grinder in a jar of 91% rubbing alcohol u can make really good hash while cleaning your grinder screen and all... Just pour into a casserole dish let evaporate scrape with razor and u got some bomb ass hash ....

[jaylias]

officially my favorite city. can't way to get back to my second home! (a nice warm smokey coffeeshop)

[pyrotek40]

love ya Jorge

[urajokeass]

Jorge must get a serious anal plundering at each INS checkpoint he goes to.

[Truntur]

i wish this guy was my father

[sos60joker]

i want jorge back to wright

[Maupert90]

Officially smoking outside is illegal, but everybody does it. The police really couldn't care less. :P

[Maupert90]

I'm so glad I was born in Amsterdam. :P

[daflamer]

and HUMMMMM...

[BluntActivist2008]

Hahaha you look a little unsteady on the bike there Jorge. :P

[TySKarim]

Amsterdam is tha bomb! Went to Barneys and it's a good shop!

[homeboydan]

forget about the pre rolled they are a waste of time.open one up and see for yourself.

[FilmJunky66]

did u tap that red head

[MrDjSeamless325]

whoa red head at 5:00 is HOT ;)

[texican512]

forget the grinder, it breaks the precious trichs off the buds and it sticks on the rods, this reduces potency. still gets you high but rather use the scissors the old fashion way. i like to scrape the resin off the scissors unlike you can't do with herb grinders which is wasteful and grinders are a pain to scraping resin out. why thrash a good bud with the grinder?

[120jack920]

dude . . . i have got to go there. ppl there are so cool haha. the land of the free isnt that free

[VidzNbidZ]

I wish I had a buddy like Jorge, I'm going on vacation in August to Malaga and Amsterdam. Hopefully I'll run into Jorge in Spain so I can get some high quality buds.

[wolboatpo]

aah man, thanks for mentioning the bike lane, we dutchers really hate it when people walk on them and we have to watch out continuesly (?) for foreign people while were stoned

[erichTrivium]

HOLY FUCK!!! Im Going to Amsterdam in 1 month exactly!!!!

[ontariobuds]

@erichTrivium....... for how long?

[erichTrivium]

7 Days ;)

[quashky]

Perhaps every stoners dream is to get high with Jorge, lol... :D

[Sharge1990]

den irthes gia na kapniseis aplos ena tsigaro. auto mporeis na to kaneis kai spiti sou opote thes. alla irthes edo gia na pieis to tsigaro pou thes ekei pou thes etsi opws to thes kai na sou simperiferontai san na eisai pelatis. leei sosta pragmata o tipos.

[haddadmark]

i wish i could be treated like a customer than a crimnial when smokin pot

[nomorebooze01933]

this tool is an embarrasment. hes making amsterdam look like a fag attraction...

[swampymonkey]

your mama has hairy vagina

[Rampancyy]

i would just carry around my trusty bowl ready to be packed at all times.... and i would probably purchase a nice big bong too

[SkunkMunkie100]

gotta love jorge! this guy knows his stuff. does anyone know what jorges diamonds #1 from dutch passion is like to grow an toke?

[westie420uk]

Jorge is the man, i won a signed copy of his Grow Bible but the cops took it! he said he loved the Mary Jane in Leeds, England! Class!

[raz2daking]

@westie420uk is that true? im from leeds, never thought our city would attract him lol.

Does anybody know if this guys hair is real or not, cos shiiit they some long ass dreds for a whitey

[westie420uk]

@raz2daking where abouts in Leeds you from? the exact words were "Westie, I love the maryjane in Meanwood, Leeds, Jorge Cervantes" I won a copy of the Growq Bilbe out of Redeye magazine (when it was still around) back in May 2006.

& yes, it is a wig.

[SkunkMunkie100]

@raz2daking its not real just a disguise to keep his true identity secret. but footage of him without it can be found......

[AllSystems]

look on my channel and you will find out ;)

[raz2daking]

@westie420uk is that true? he really loves the weed in leeds? lol wtf im from ther aswell i never thought our city would attract him lol.

By the way does anybody know if this guys dreds are real or not? cos shiiiit dey some long ass dreds for a whitey

[epbjorn]

haha cant wait to go to amsterdam this coming september tickets= booked.

does anyone know how good the dutch shrooms are???? fuck this is making me too excited!

[bear24rock]

NO 7 always catches me out...hahaha

[neo690]

he looks so happy at 4:01

[bluediemond]

if Jorge was 1/2 as good as he was popular.....no one would listen to him.

[raonak222]

j's are ight but blunts all day.. i would bring shit load of dutches from america to amsterdam and would be chilling in the cofeeshop rolling and smoking, but first can you smoke blunts in a coffeeshop?

[lfcredz4ever]

You can smoke cannabis any way you want to in amsterdam

[cocodapitbull]

u know my boy got him sum amsterdam pussy too!

[whoknows2012]

thats not how you spell hippies

[wuddupcuzz]

dam pot smoking drug addict hippys

[cidoXL]

Awsome !! =]

[ihateslideshows]

maybe i should stand up and smoke weed

[omgweedftw]

dont buy prerolled in coffeeshopes its alot better if you buy what you want and roll your own.

[nugsalad]

1:25 @LOL

[hendrixman1515]

u mean LOL @ 1:25 haha

[nugsalad]

LOL thank you sir!

[hendrixman1515]

hahaaa

[UNBRE4KABLEX]

I went to Amsterdam for new years but didnt get the chance to go Barneys or Amnesia, which im dissapointed about, but apart from that is was the best 'dam' week of my life :P

[LogicListens]

I love Jorge Cervantes.

[666rob6660]

i hate how the prices are still standad in ansterdam. i liked it when i went to jamacia and got like a pound of good shit for 100 bucks.. and some people even said i over spent!!

[doc289]

hey bro, how much money would you need to be a week in jamaica?

[666rob6660]

i went on a month long trip for 5 grand. all i needed and i had alot extra to spend

[XICANOXOC]

I need to go there.

[MissGabrielle82]

jorge my hero :)

[stok3sy69]

i dont know if some places do have decent pre rolled doobies but i didnt waste my money trying as i was told for sure they were a waste of money. 4 to 5euro a joint is too much no matter what weed is in it.

[FightTheElite]

Some coffeeshops have excellent pre-rolled joints. You just need to find the right shop.

By the way, thanks for advising people to stay out of the bicycle lanes, us natives appreciate that.

[jea740]

@AllSystems hm is it still because tabacco is iligal in coffeshops now=

[MegaPitbull12]

@FightTheElite ,,what coffeeshops have pre-rolled good joints please

[johnosandra]

@FightTheElite what is the strongest weed /strain youve ever smoked

[maxdeman4ever]

i live in amsterdam and at the end the woman says that you can only smoke weed in a coffeeshop or in your home, well thats not true you can just light a joint next to a police officer while standing outside somewhere. =) (it might be illegal but they wont bitch about it)

[BoneBeast]

U little fucker u live in fucking paradise!! Damn i hate sweden.

[gus361]

whats wit da all seeing eye

[SwaGGPRiiNT3]

may just be a co-winky dink...

but then again some shops are owned by freemasons

[muckletoon]

the illuminati run amsterdam

;->

[actorben]

Jorge is so awesome! I just got his new book!

[MarijuanaMushroom]

i love you high times !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[parsleysprigs]

if you love high times you are manipulated into being a mindless consumer. even if you are purchasing a magazine about weed your marijuana romanticism is being used to sell you something that's quite worthless.

[carsie666]

I loved this video, proper cheesey but in a sarcastic way to vetran smokers and fairly informative to noobs. lol

[lundibarr]

cant wait me and my friend are going in october. unfortunatly a month away from the cup :(. but im still pumped

[bkishar]

Got my judge pass for the 22nd Canna Cup!! Can't wait!

[frvfilms]

forget about bike look out for the fukin truck 5:05

[liamsdad33]

yeah really its a small bike then comes a big ass box truck OUCH

[KillaKushTv]

I want to feel like a customer:)

[LBG070]

Haha what's with the medieval guitar music?

[egoegoegoego]

Yes.

[iluvtortillas]

fuck i wanna smoke now lol

[jasonjinx]

This vid rocks.

One day......one day

[evzevz06]

Bulldog coffeshops do the best hot chocs with cream, go down soo well with a reefa

[Isinthas6744]

FUCKIN GENIUS right there man!

[dreamteampro]

Jorge is a living legend...

:)

[throat68]

can you get sick from smoking to much weed

i smoked 4 bowls and the next morning i felt like dying lol

was it from weed or did i just drink to much

??? love the vids man

[DJAMES3221]

weed doesnt give hangovers... if you're smoking some bunk weed you might puke while high but it was probably from drinking

[throat68]

yea thats what i thought

thanks for the reply man!

[lesbiansaregoodandch]

most defiantly drank too much haha the only thing that might bother you would be your lungs. but i smoke four bowls for breakfast so you should be good haha

[throat68]

haha yea thanks for lookn out :)

[DJAMES3221]

Ohh my god, If I was ever to be a robber the Coffee shops would be my first place on the list to rob. Fuck a bank

[FLABERGAG]

lol, hes mixing crazy foods cause hes so high. lol

[SuperCracksmoke]

damn, this fool is crazy as fuck ahhahah

[XXGutsAndGloryXX]

ive been there, its 16 to smoke and 18 to drink

[94Regi]

no its 18 to smoke and 16 to drink (beer and breezers) and 18 for strong licor(15+% alcohol)

[gmanfloyd]

whats the difference between hash and cannibus, and what is the difference between stoned and high? lol

[UKBeAware]

Hash - Solids / Pure THC in a compressed block

Stoned - Effect of a Indica strain

High - Effect of a Sativa strain

Sativas make you feel happy and livly hense the word High while Indicas turn you into a couch potato :P they are very differnt from eachother

[jsmgibson]

hash - solids are not pure thc at all.

30% thc at best

[22mpl]

Bubblehash can be.....

[phonebooth]

Google

[RTR9]

the high last so much longer when u eat it and its 10 times better lol

[juggalocamo]

i wonder if theres an age limt to smoke weed in amsterdam?

[ododododod09714]

it's 18 :D eu laws and its "tobacco equipment" :D

[groooveman85]

It was 16 untill 1995 i think, now it´s 18 and they´re pretty strict on it.

[RTR9]

i think the age is 16 or 18

[Dr420Clonex]

gotta get there before I die

[ted8530]

are you allowed to roll with tobacco someone told me not anymore cos of the smoking law...

[snapkung]

I'm off there in a month, useful video, cheers :)

[invaderxael2]

Id like to be looking at a fat, sticky bud in a coffeeshop somewhere, and break out a monocle and start examining it, just to feel like the worlds most sophisticated stoner

[RealBigPair]

wrong...i am the worlds most sophisticated stoner...

[judopathoftruth]

this is the kind of people we need for cannabis

not some stuck up stupid asshole explaining weed.

sweet

[judopathoftruth]

everything jorge says in the beginng of this video is so true! so so so so so so true

i was like wtf......

lets do this!

[TTomTB]

Jorge's books on marijuana horticulture have changed the way the WORLD grows marijuana.

THANK YOU JORGE!

[magicalhearingman]

Marijuana is nothing like alcohol, you really shouldn't try to compare the two.

[wetwilly02469]

Yeah now that I look at that, it came out all wrong. Its absolutely nothing like alcohol. But I'm saying if it became legalized it would have the same laws as alcohol (witch by the way should be illegal....some retard has it all wrong).

[wetwilly02469]

Well, smoking weed is like drinking alcohol...You can't drink in public just like you can't smoke in public. You can only drink in a bar or your house, just like you can only smoke in a coffee shop or you're own house.

[yuri26j]

here in spain you can drink wee ever you want

[CocaineStyler]

You can smoke in da streets but you gotta watch for cops and if they fuck you then just say i didnt know that it isnt allowed most of them give you a 2nd chance.

-> Said a shop employee in the middle of amsterdam.

[brooks718]

i can't believe the churches are trying to shut down the coffeeshop scene. many of trhe 'shops are upscalish type venues and given the recent smoking band in the city it ensures that kids are at less risk to see the 'sketchy' behavior of smokers....

[MrPorkey]

religion has ruined the world

[sociablyclussy]

God is Good all the time ! Religious asswhipes that can't read are discusting ! Ezekiel 34:29 And I will raise up for them a plant of renown and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the land , neither bear the shame of the heathen any more. 420 4 Jesus !!!!

[sakecity7]

do you eat weed?

[xXJustinWadeXx]

The man's in his 50's and he's rockin a bicycle.

He's an inspiration.

[Peaceganjareggae]

treated like a customer, rather then a criminal!

[imburne]

Awesome video!

[dubwise43]

this is cool ive been once 2 years ago going again in 109 days ...btw this is a good video but u think the dudes rasta is fake ..

[paulrpmg]

THOSE DREADS SHOW DECADES OF WISDOM AND EXPERIENCE..................!

Jorge's books on marijuana horticulture have changed the way the WORLD grows marijuana.

THANK YOU JORGE!

[slimES104block]

you know that they are fake right haha???

[chimairatool]

Infomative and a little comedy good video!

[DjMuTeL8r]

High times should send a free complimentary issue to every house in America with a note about how-why it should be legalized and the benefits of a hemp related industry

[BigBfromDCyadidiYEE]

Me and my friend got hit by bikes in our first hour!

[brooks718]

i feel you...last november was my first visit and i had a few close calls near the central station and around the van gogh museum...i guess the good news is that you were able to live to tell the tale (where a car accident may have been a different story).

[mattgiscool1]

i love chocolate when i have them munchies

[nemopunk15]

No Violence, no Shame, 1/2 the drug use, among adults and teens.

Legalization works!

[barrytrussell09]

Coffee,thats right.

[kopmuntkip]

lol. there is more then amsterdam

[semrock]

Amsterdam rules!

[dannydanko420]

Legalize Marijuana!

[masshole6]

I found that Amsterdam is full of seedy, unfriendly and cold people. I love the trees but when you have a full city about it, it sure does attract a sucky crowd.

Prague is 1000x better, so chill, and the $ goes further!

And jorge looks like a gay version of Rob Zombie

[Razorfever86]

Thanks for this video. its hard to find good vids of the interiors of coffee shops. And as a tourist i want to be sure to enjoy my time while breaking no laws.

[saltywood67]

The problem is that Amsterdam is no longer the Stoner Heaven it used to be. Many greenshops were closed recently (because of some new nazi laws) and mushrooms are now fucking banned... what's next?

Tragic.

[TuneSlingr2]

Some of the shops were closed due to zoning laws but overall the shops are remaining open. They just wanted to address some zoning issues. Understandable and not a big problem.

Shrooms are not good for the cannabis cause and anyone who seeks marijuana reform should be careful when associating marijuana with shrooms.

[saltywood67]

Still, the new zoning laws caused almost half of all the greenshops to get closed.

btw, I'm not associating weed with shrooms; I was talking about NL's drug ploicies in general, not just regarding cannabis.

[CosmoZorzi]

"zoning issues" those wannabe fascists need to be thrown into a canal,and the queen stripped naked and paraded through the streets after her head is shaved.

[CosmoZorzi]

Idiots should be sentenced to ten years hard smoking at the bongfarm without parole,then after a lengthy session of hallucinating on peyote they can then be deemed worthy enough to take part in society.

[TuneSlingr2]

It feels good to be a customer.

That pretty much sums it all up doesn't it.

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Keep voting for politicians that support legalization people. Stay active and maybe we can all become customers instead of criminals.