I never made the necessary commitment to attempt to finish Enduro Racer. Which maybe explains why I'm now a fortysomething loser reduced to watching the endings of old videogames while dribble runs down my chin.
Life could have been so different if only I'd known.
36 year old man is happy to say charlie brooker linked this video. The thumbs up makes him even happier. His life does not seem so shit after all. So what if he is old and tells people how he came here.
i recently won this game, and this ending really resonated with me...the universe guided me towards winning this game at this exact moment in my life to provide me this message. unbelievable ending!
I always found the end message a bit vague when I was younger, but I kinda get it now. A true Enduro race definitely separates the poseurs from the hardcores. Ever notice how the poseurs are the jerks, and the real riders are real people?
I was thinking of posting the video of the ending but you beat me to it, I uploaded a gameplay video though. I remember you could play the game again but the time was reduced, items were worth more points and the other riders were more annoying.
I beat this game back in the day when I was 7. I didn't know what the hell the end message was talking about, but it felt so worthwile..."I did it". Looking back it now..........what a jip.
Quando eu fechava esses jogos me dava uma sensação boa de "dever cumprido" :'D
8 anos de idade jogando MASTER SYSTEM = FUCK YEAH!! \o/
hoje em dia jogando no PC = '-' ou ¬¬' no máximo um :)
Knuckles586 1 month ago
boring game.
commit suicide before I finish it
marcokaotico 2 months ago
It's not about winning . . . by the way, congrats on winning.
GrandSupremeDaddyo 4 months ago
I cried
TheAcenck 4 months ago
Life sent me here
ccottell 4 months ago
Charlie Brooker turned you Queer
NedRampage 4 months ago
lmao
alpheusfelch 4 months ago
Your mum sent me here
Nielsy 4 months ago
9/11 sent me here.
WhatR2D2Saw 4 months ago
YOUR MOTHER'S GAPING ANUS SENT ME HERE
Applemask 4 months ago
I never made the necessary commitment to attempt to finish Enduro Racer. Which maybe explains why I'm now a fortysomething loser reduced to watching the endings of old videogames while dribble runs down my chin.
Life could have been so different if only I'd known.
noname76920 4 months ago 42
@noname76920 i'm 30. i feel the same way
dalisdilemma 4 months ago
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My childhood memories sent me here, because I'm cultured and not a drone of social media and popular media figures opinion.
TheJevonjames 4 months ago
@TheJevonjames no, your childhood memories sent you here because you, unlike many of us, played this game as a child. dickhead.
tardskii 4 months ago 4
The crazy lizard man sent me here
Treblaine 4 months ago 5
Deep.
aderowbotham 4 months ago
Charlie Brooker sent me here.
teabagbob 4 months ago 83
@teabagbob
36 year old man is happy to say charlie brooker linked this video. The thumbs up makes him even happier. His life does not seem so shit after all. So what if he is old and tells people how he came here.
kumajunko 4 months ago
Life Riders lol this ending is nearrlky as randomly messed up as the Fantasy Zone series endings.
acidonia150 11 months ago
wat
lurker2626 11 months ago
I like to think that this is how I've lived my life, since i read these words 15 odd years ago just a rider in this symbolic jouney through life!!!
therealgergory 1 year ago
Sega game ending lectures are hilarious, LOL. Aztec Adventure has one like this.
MazeleyFanClub 1 year ago
I have never seen an ending like this before! hehe awesome.
Maneater1984 2 years ago
Crazy ending oO
PriusRider 2 years ago
man, I just cried a single solitary tear... think of the children!
xn0153x 2 years ago
i recently won this game, and this ending really resonated with me...the universe guided me towards winning this game at this exact moment in my life to provide me this message. unbelievable ending!
rsowen1 3 years ago
I love this ending
sharkonesega 3 years ago
I always found the end message a bit vague when I was younger, but I kinda get it now. A true Enduro race definitely separates the poseurs from the hardcores. Ever notice how the poseurs are the jerks, and the real riders are real people?
SgtZekeAnderson 3 years ago
wtf
beanster09 4 years ago
WTF LOL! hahah strange!
eccocid 4 years ago
I was thinking of posting the video of the ending but you beat me to it, I uploaded a gameplay video though. I remember you could play the game again but the time was reduced, items were worth more points and the other riders were more annoying.
Abvance 4 years ago
I beat this game back in the day when I was 7. I didn't know what the hell the end message was talking about, but it felt so worthwile..."I did it". Looking back it now..........what a jip.
Buffalo1NY 4 years ago