I Sprained My Goiter

[Vextah]

Lmao good work m8, keep it up

[HappyUnhappyBHappy]

Where is your bathroom?

Where is our bathroom?

Yes.

You're calling from your house to ask where our bathroom is?

No, I'm calling from audiobooks.

[bleakage]

Like OMG! I love you! You are funny as hell.

Just like me and of course I've been told I'm really narcissistic so of course I'd love you.

ok I'll go now because I'm beginning to scare myself. :P

[RayRocks91]

get a life

[xulius007]

eww

[fehquig]

Hahahahaha!

[cole4130cd]

ur freeking FUNNY NEVER STOP GOT IT!

[SadieDammit]

Please never stop doing this, never never.

[sign543]

Thanks, Sadie! You coming in to Stickam tonight??

[SadieDammit]

Aw dangit I missed it!

Where are you usually, so I know where to check in when I'm there?

[sign543]

Oh, I'm always in Nutcheese's room.

[flaggirl743]

omg that was great! i luv ur videos!

[Chanfan2]

"While you were screaming" hahahhahahahahahaha

You are brilliant!

[sign543]

LOL, thank you!

[ChocoCoveredRaisins]

hmmm, was that nalty?! maybe. no? hehe. yay-subscribe.

[ShesDifferent16]

haha, you're funny! *subscribe*

[MadManArt]

I'll admit, I only came to see your videos because Zipster likes to mention you a lot. Now I'm glad I did... this made me laugh so hard! Haha :)

[somnambuIist]

Lol, five stars for the title. But it doesn't look like you actually have a goiter.

Which is a good thing.

[maplesama]

omg i lov ur vids ^^

[lasp]

Because this is the second of your videos I have seen, I don't know much about your style. I think the editing really works a great comedic timing. But I wonder, do you think your comedy would be just as effective if you had to do one long take, or say, a live performance?

[sign543]

Maybe not...but who gives a shit? Enjoy the video or not...I don't really care. How's that?

[lasp]

Thanks for the insight. Besides, I liked it, and I was just interested in seeing more.

[Langonelives]

decent start... then kind of random... and kind of not funny. ima give you one more chance to make me laugh.

[sign543]

I don't give a shit if you laugh, dickhead.

[princeofdarkness34]

ok

DUDE im in a band and the

WHILE YOU WERE SCREAMING gave me an idea of a song

u are a muse and a looney woohoo

P.S whats a goiter??

[sign543]

USE THE IDEA...it's yours! I have no idea what a goiter is. LOL.

[CRITICALdiva]

"don't tase me, bro"

LMAO!!!!! ;o)

[sign543]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! :)

[2cool02]

HAHA!! While You Were Screaming LOL. WOOOW!!

[SOccerluver1521]

here come da judge here come the judge everybody says here come the judge!!!!!

[BEENDOWNHEARTEDBABY]

LMAO! I once called the Manager at COMPUSA from my cell phone while I was waiting for someone to help me over 30 minutes at the customer service counter! But HEY I knew where the bathroom was! ciao bello, Reynaldo with Love & Peace from San Francisco Baby!

[sign543]

Nice! I love COMPUSA, but the service there SUCKS. :)

[Tuxster3]

I'm not sure if you've heard, but CompUSA is going the way of the Dodo bird.

The company is going out of business.

Just do a bit of Googling for more info.

[moomay11649]

MY HUSBAND AND I ARE ROFLOAO!

[sign543]

Love you, Moomay!!! :)

[Jardinami]

You are so creative, and a great actor also, I think you should pursue a career in the entertainment industry!

[sign543]

Wow, thanks...I have done community theatre, but.... :)

[showersinger34]

really? what shows? srry. theater geek spazz attack.

[New2UToob]

Hope someone in Hollywood catches this video. We need a whole new genre to explore. "What Lies Beneath What Women Want" could be the next top grossing excapism film!

[NotZipster]

Zipster loves YOU!

[youngatheartinAZ]

You are sooo clever! Quite the imagination you have there, kiddo!!

[sign543]

Thank you. :)

[claushah]

Good one, Babe. Love you!

[sign543]

LOVE YOU!! :)

[offcameherhead]

I know when the vodka comes out at our house that Harvey Keitel always shows up in the driveway. Happy drinking!

[MalyssaAK]

hahaha tooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyy

[CarrieEmmy]

You are so hilarious. I did a Tony-esque video about my experiences working. It's not quite as funny as yours but cute nevertheless. :)

[carezzza]

I would rather see Meg Ryan chop Tom Hanks up.

[capergirl1976]

lol I love your videos about the bookstore. you are flippin hilarious. :)

[slowhand1954]

very good sign , I have been viewing your vid's for awhile now through my wife's channel, I have finally setup my own channel. Please visit me and let me know what you think.

slowhand1954 (Allen)

[IAGuy06]

Some people are just....... different, aren't they? :)

[windbreeze07]

I hate when someone knock's on your door asking you if they can use the bathroom! You don't know this damned person! I say, It's broke and slam the door! Not my potty! I don't want pets that I never had! LMFAO

[seriouslysteve]

LOL!

[electrojed]

another good video

[Bikermom69]

Brilliant vid. You crack me up every time. Hey...when are you going to sing again? Love your singing vids :)

[gibbo1988]

lol very funny

[Beachmama57]

I haven't heard Flip Wilson in a long time!

[ChristopherMast]

Calling from the store? What a genius idea!

[johnandthierry]

Last night we were having dinner in a restaurant and the service was so pitiful that I ended up calling the place. Our waiter - who was standing at the entrance gossiping with the receptionist - answered the call. He was not amused but also not tipped very well.

[no1funkydiva]

You are just all kinds of funny!

[mysteryglo]

OMG! Where's your bathroom?? LOL  Glad your son held you up! LOL Here come da judge!!

[TubularBelle]

Too cute for words.

[nbwulf]

I have a confession to make...I had to watch it twice because I always catch things the 2nd time around I missed with the first watch. Always a good time.

[TamHickey67]

LMAO, That was hilarious!

[tubeeorrnottubee]

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HAAAA--coff-coff--HHH--HHAA-AA­-{gagg}-**FFWUMMP**xp

[thesharkof98]

lol that was funny :)

[slmeyer22]

sounds like a great weekend. thanks for your creative videos. they always make me smile!

[robertantonnyc]

you've definitely got an imagination, LMAO. Are sure that wasn't you in the drunk tank with Wilbur? He said he saw you again.

[positivesue2u]

Go easy on that vodka!! btw..I sent you a friends invite:-)

[peggyisme]

OMG Tony I Loved it!

[alicecooper91]

oh my god.  i love you.

[Sikosm]

Sign -- romantic comedy + horror zombie film = SHAUN of the DEAD

hilarious!! Shaun of the dead is a zombie film with romance and lots of comedy :-)

[Sikosm]

PS. there is lots of blood.

i wish i could go on tangents, but my talking voice is too slow and if i talk quickly i start to stammer a bit and not a make a single bit of sense!

[MGABBYB]

Funny stuff, as always...

[russell56443]

Amazing Tony,how do you do it???

You kick ass buddy!!!!

[sign543]

Thanks, Russell...I just bullshit for 2 minutes. LOL.

[MamboDogFaceOne]

Well that's *5 star* bullshit, it just flows like a rivah! lol, lol, lol your boat...

Ok ok, how abouoooot.. Being Ghoulia?

[kimmyjeans]

are you going to talk about the zipster metting?

[sign543]

There are like a dozen vids up about that!

[LukaIsntLuka]

can't. breathe.laughing.too.hard!

[Texasred63]

LOL, that was great!! I have had weekends ok all weks like that!!

[newbsauce11]

Yay! A classic sign543 vid!

[mumbaidoug]

Honestly, I sit in amazement at your humor. If I were 1/100 as funny as you, I'd be touring the country as a stand-up comic. Great stuff! ;) -Doug

[sign543]

Thanks, Doug...you are way too kind, my friend. :)

[Momoftwinsplus1]

LOL this was a great one,thanks for the laughs and keep up the great video making

[sign543]

THANK YOU! :)

[sukatra]

Awesome!

[mentalbynature69]

omg I'm still a newbie subscriber but LOL I'm loving you!!

[DheeLocke]

i would totally go see a gory tarantino chick flick, no lie!

>>rando

[Julsinmaine101]

funny stuff...I liked the way you kept it exciting by jumping from subject to subject..cool trick!

[Zipster08]

Babe, you fucking ROCK!!!

[sign543]

LOVE YOU!

[thornekatt]

lol....i love ur vids

[sign543]

Haha, thank you!!

[Saraej14]

haha!

yes romantic horror comedies :)

[sunsetlover]

you are too funny....

[Knorkooli]

Idea for new movie directed by sign543..

"I know what you last did in your bathroom"

Just when you thought you were safe, the phone rings... "Hello?" .... "Do you know where your bathroom is?" "why yes I do!" .. "So do I!" Click.

[MotownCountry]

ooo I can be the lead bathroom attendee... and Joey can write the music for my scenes!

[Knorkooli]

ROFL lol  I wanna do potty props lol

[anmoose]

Hilarious, as always!! I love the idea of a vodka tasting party, followed by the tender caresses of a chain saw. I'd try it now, but I'm out of vodka, and there's no cop around that I can follow to the liqour store. Where are they when you need them, dammit?!

Moosie

[Tuulish]

i se you ;D love dit :D

[evilchicka]

lmfao you are amazingly funny.

This makes me sooo happy, definitely a favorite :)

[OhCurt]

So the call was coming from...

INSIDE THE BOOKSTORE?!?!?!

(cue the scary music and chainsaw sound FX)

[sign543]

LOL, nice one. I almost didn't get it.

[airricksreloaded]

Wheres your bathroom? =/

[ZeroPunkDreamer]

That was quite an interesting imagining of your weekend, but seriously, how much more stupider could the people in the bookstores get?

[peggyisme]

they can get damned stupider! Trust me!

[ZeroPunkDreamer]

Heh, I believe you

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

OMG !!

funny !!! : )

very cool video

[MotownCountry]

Hmmm...let's go one step further... Tom Hanks AS Forest Gump chopping Meg Ryan as Sally.. and spice up that resturant scene. "I'll have what she had."

[sign543]

LOL, perfect.

[xgobobeanx]

why do ppl go to book stores if they are not looking for books? hehe

[sign543]

Good question!

[trillian57]

I hear tasing is better than drinking--no morning after with that bad taste in your mouth. Your head probably still hurts due to hitting the ground full force, but hey, one step at a time. Love you!

[VooBells]

You crack me up, Kiddo.

-Ellen

[Inkjet2]

Hank Ryan Blood Burgers... Mmmmmmm Joy to the tasty buds... Eat Whales... A Low Fat Food.

[LordTempist]

You made me smile:) No, not because I have gas:) Because you are funny:)

[Perroquet51]

"Headless in Seattle" and "While You Were Screaming"! LOL I don't know how you come up with these, but they are enormous fun!

[sign543]

Thanks, Marck. :)

[BoomerChick55]

I always love you videos, you nut.

[sign543]

LOL, thanks, Boomchizzle!

[catrienmaxwell]

That phone call was so funny, I actually laughed out loud hahaha!

I can't believe that really happened...

[sign543]

Thank you!

[chiibunny13]

great video. that was hilarious. lmao =D

[lolaknows]

Aye, aye, aye!!

[sign543]

Snort!! :)

[MotherReiver]

I don't think I've ever seen anyone lips move so fast! buahahah hhahah! You a kick in the pants, I think I'll go have some wine now :)

[qiranger]

I didn't realize that was you I was calling from the store...

[Mom2AJ]

LMAO I love the ending!!!!

GREAT video hehehe

[sign543]

Thank you!!

[kidblood1]

Hey Now !!

[sign543]

Booga-booga!!

[sillyputtytastesgood]

Ahh, a Tarantino penned "romantic" comedy... the possibilities truely are endless.

BTW, I have a beer tasting party for one every night. Once I start talking to myself, the conversation really kicks into high gear!

[sign543]

LMAO!!

[Furnifur]

I can't believe you went for "Here comes the judge" LMAO Listen I understand the call, why walk 29 feet when ya gotta poop, time is money. Technology is our friend, we should embrace it.

[sign543]

Your comments always crack me up, baby!

[MGB1000]

That is so funny. Great vid. I favorite that one. :-)

[sign543]

Aw, nice! Thank you!

[jordanthecat]

Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant with chainsaws would bring tears to my eyes. And just as they get their Black & Deckers revved up for the final confrontation in a book store bathroom, in walks the clueless customer...

Hilarity, bloodshed and romance ensue.

[PrincessDiana161]

Please tell me that phone call didn't really happen! I went to see Titanic drunk and laughed through the entire movie....was that wrong of me?

Love ya

(((HUGS)))

[katalina2007]

I bet you thought you had heard ALL the ?S til "Where is your bathroom?" --LOL!! That is a GOOD one!!

[888torontomeetup]

ahhh...that was great!!

[pinkpreppyLYSSA]

lol!!!

[berzerkeley]

Die Hard Barefoot ... its your next project. Thanks for putting a chuckle in my afternoon. Good vibes to you - from Berzerkeley.

[sign543]

Haha, love the random titles. ;)

[realnutty01]

Oh what a good idea how about "Die hard barefoot".I would watch Tom chopiing up Meg oh yes.

[zooropa1967]

Funny stuff :)

[sign543]

Thanks!!!

[kieron2007]

lmao headless in Seatle!! very funny Tony

[mugglemags]

FABulous as always, you funny guy you. In da house. Sorry, it's late here, I need to sleep! Take care, looking forward to your next vid already! Mags. x

[sign543]

Aw, you are so sweet. :)

[pushshapes]

Oh my god!!! They called for directions in the store? That is too funny!!!

[sign543]

Crazy people!

[missinglinke]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[msdragonfly1]

lol................

[1938superman]

I'm hiding in your bathroom. RIGHT NOW!!!

[sign543]

Okay, what did you see?? *puts toys away*

[ruckersucker]

"Oh, Hello!" You, sir, make my day!  FUNNY STUFF!!

[sign543]

Thank you!! :) Customers can be so funny.

[great1138]

LOL "while you were screaming".

[sign543]

It'd be a great flick. :)