[YTP] The Billy Mays Channel

[CityofButterfly]

Haha, you used music from Half-Life 2 at the end. Nice.

[brokeherlittlebones]

Dr billy robotnik

[brokeherlittlebones]

I laughed so hard at chop CHOP CHOP chop

[TheLeaflover]

Loved the video especially the ending. Typical Billy...

[wjlasloThe2nd]

Churnt on Bees!

[kvkop]

0:37 shut up old man!!!

[Glitched64]

0:52

...Epic

[aeg12p]

AND JUST SMASH YOUR WASHER.

I lol´d.

[5um4one]

Why am i shouting? because i am billy mays you asshole and i shout all the time: FUS RO DAH!

[Jeremandre]

Song at 0.49 ?



[goldensloth7]

This one is actually good. I'm hypnotized. Must watch it again now.

[KulucaMac1]

When are you going to publish Billy Mays Channel 2?

[DreamCEOfficial]

SHUT UP OLD MAN!

[flubbaj]

I like the part where he said "Billy Mays"

[Vesemir520Cz]

CHOP, CHOP, CHOP, UNREGISTRED

[KurizuKurizu]

@MetalNeko2 half life 2 - triage at dawn

[TheMetalguitarguy]

That guy is so funny, but I didn't catch his name

[velvetcat]

I would watch this all day.

[MetalNeko2]

Whats the song at the end?

[yoshielectronfan761]

@MetalNeko2 It's in the description. Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were blind.

[AdmiralGilgamesh]

Gilly Mays

[yoshiog1]

Log on to BillyMays(dot)com right now, or I'm gonna kill you! LOL XD

[Legojake94]

LOLOLOL "shut up old man!" WACK xD xD LOLOLOL

[TheGreasyGremlins]

WOW! a Toilet! lol.... gotta love that agonizing shouting :P great audio splicing.

[luigitheracoon12]

DiD He Have A Zorbeez?

[TheRealMikeCharlie]

"balls of steel" LOL

[trexattack]

churned on pee lol

[retardbuster]

This is the funniest shit i have ever seen. Period. I could pause from a laugh causing me to lose breath, turning it on for 5 seconds makes me stop breathing from laughing, now im bleeding from my nose because i tried to hold my laugh by holding it. True story.

[ElBarto3131]

I'll spray myself down with some corrosive acid. OH MY GOD!

[GameReviewer1987]

billy mays makes source maps too =D

[AmyandSabrinaBFF]

has this ever happened to you? You wanna watch BILLY MAYS but you can't find the T.V. Or maybe the Billy Mays you want is shit- lol

[Nightfox00rougehero]

1:09 XDXD

[cobretti124]

At the end of this thing... thumbs up if you laughed even knowing you shouldn't

[amyfaithful]

@cobretti124 no one should laugh at Billy Mays's death... I immediately stopped smiling when I saw that...

[BlazingFlame202]

That was the funniest thing I have seen and your friend Leo sent me here. xD

[pinksugarcandy1]

He died of a heart attcak.

[pinksugarcandy1]

Wow a toilet.

[tonihomi]

OMG!Im mapping with VLAVe hammer editor O_o!!

[yasiel4]

would of been funnier if his hand came outa the ground and said BILLY MAYS

[AmyandSabrinaBFF]

Hi, Billy Mays here. Do you enjoy my agonizing shouting?- I suppose...- SHUT UP OLD MAN!

[Mirage521]

What song is that at the end?

[TheTempest1100]

repeat pressing three, I want this channel so bad

[lnvalidArguments]

billy mays was so repeated it didnt sound like a name

[RaymartLipatable]

hi billy mays here

BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS! BILLY MAYS!

[BlackShadowGir]

I cried I MISS BILLY!!! Commercials are not the same without his constant shouting and "KABOOM!" T.T

[Jojay1523]

Want... Channel...

[RedSoxForObama]

Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

CHOP!

[ARunawayTrain]

CHURNT ON BEESE!

[coolraiser103]

This needs to be a tv show

[RayquazaMaster777]

I would totally watch this channel.

[tonihomi]

Because you are liking Half-Life,I like you!

[tonihomi]

lol Valve hammer editor!

[ARunawayTrain]

The cruelest thing god ever did to us was take Billy Mays from us too damn early. Then again perhaps he knew the world couldn't handle the awesomeness of him and Chuck Norris at the same time. Unfortunately for Billy, only Chuck can beat god in a fight.

[DeadliestExpert]

1:16 is that song called gentle breeze?

[T1000315]

billy mays didn't log on.

[nick0tina]

1:24 - 1:49

billing knees

billing me's

billing these

[david419224]

"rave break" is called drury graham runaway at least that's the song i found that sounds just like this or maybe that's the person who made the song anyway just tried to help.

[r27redbird]

WOW A TOILET!

[coolraiser103]

I love 0:37, its hilarious

[SaintDaine97]

Billy Mays here for mighty putty

but im high on crack right now

and ill triple the offer

and send you six sticks of mighty putty

absolutely free

i laughed so hard i developed athsma

[TTEchidna]

WOW, A TOILET!

[breannx00]

*Rises from grave*

BUT I'M NOT DONE YET!!

Really funny video.

[skillzthatkillz117]

2:27 - Half Life 2 music =)

[SmaMan]

GET OFF THE DAMN BALL!!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE THE BALL, BITCH!!

[funnyfunnys]

I haven't watched any billy mays ytp that funny and hilarious I lmfao every second of it!!!!!!

[trojan12kelley]

Watching Billy say his name for over a minute was so funny I couldn't watch the whole thing!

[TetrisLock]

WINSTON'S BEEN HIT

[Xevnest24]

Watching this poop, I was all like:

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaw I'm sad now."

[ROBLOXkiler]

Has this ever happaped to you? You wanna watch billy mays but you cant find t.vor the billy mays you want is shit XD clever AND the dog with the computer (if you think about it that he died..................

[Roonoon2]

r.i.p. billy mays

[BymysideyoulldieXD]

Even my family loves it!

[JasonXmilbauer]

TO MUCH BILLY MAYS!

[SaintDaine97]

WHERE IS NUMBER 2?????

[UberCoolBen]

KABOOM! Super Hercules Mays Hammer!

I want one of those, for damn sure.

[MugenFan999]

i want billy mays channel 2

[HealingRage]

Dude, this is like the best Billy Mays YTP EVER!!! :D

[Andrew91851]

has the power to remove yur car with a bazooka :P

[Ejhekk33]

It wouldve been funny if during the Billy Mays, Billy Mays, Billy Mays, Billy Mays, Im Billy mays, you put a picture of Katy Perry or lady gaga singing while he said Billy Mays for a split second. 4/5

[Punisher106]

I showed this vid to a friend, he couldn't watch past the washer smashing, since he was laughing too hard. Also, Billyward, also, WOW, A toilet! ALL THIS toilet REALLY NEEDS IS 6 pound BALLS of STEEL.

[Fyuzseion]

chop CHOP chop CHOP chop

[OneTailedTerror1]

:28 Wow a TOILET!! All this TOILET really needs is whopping six pound balls of steel!!

[SharKing319]

1:43 OH MY GOD HE'S NOT SHOUTING

[dryice20]

1 person dosent like spraying himself down with corrosive acid

[MushroomEtR0120]

WHY AM I SHOUTING?!?!!!?!!?!! I AM BILLY MAYS YOU ASSHOLE AND I SHOUT ALL THE TIME!!! I nearly fell off my chair listening to that over and over and over again!

[MushroomEtR0120]

whats that song at 1:15?

[gameplayer2030]

@MushroomEtR0120 something from trauma center.

[BymysideyoulldieXD]

But I'm not done yet!

[86Timewarp]

Whats really sad is: My name is Billy, I looked up to Billy Mays, and he was buried on my birthday -_- RIP

[2007excalibur2007]

I literally lol'd at every single skit in this.

[speedlol5]

R.I.P Billy Mays :(

[smackjaylor]

THE ONE PERSON WHO DISLIKED THIS VIDEO IS THE GHOST OF BILLY MAYS

[funkytooth693]

churnt on beez! OH NO NOT THE BEEZ! NOT THE BEEZ! AAAGH THEYRE IN MY EYES!

[xWhiteStripe1x]

This made me oddly sentimental.

[Mouarf69]

brilliant poop!

[Pennywisea]

someone seriously needs to make a Billy Mays website

[TheFattHatt1943]

Subcribed XD

[ROBLOXkiler]

it was funny when he took back the oxiclean ball and the rest was od

[ThePervertedWhore]

Subscribe!

[Ripper999100]

If only billy came up from his grave like that

[KakHazhar]

Hahah really really good. I like the description :) lol.

[jlyh55]

What music is that on 1:17?

[Pennywisea]

The Billy Mays Channel needs to be a channel

[darkarbiter7]

curnt on bheese!

[rustyrf]

Laundry, JUST GOT HARDER!

[SharKing319]

Somebody had their car removed by Billy Mays and his BAZOOKA!

It's that easy.

[RaceBandit]

The song at 0:44 - 0:56 is {Runaway} by DaGrahamCraka of Newgrounds.

[TheHtfan]

0:06 chirt on bees

[meatloafman2010]

chawp chawp chawp chawp chawp chawp chawp chawp chawp chawp chawp chawp

[ADoombringer]

What 1 person could not like this?

Why am I yelling? I am Billy Mays you asshole and I yell all the time.

[sargeantreznov1945]

im actuly crying im laughing so much

[meatloafman2010]

@ResettisReplicas It is gentle breeze from trauma center

[RomanDutcher]

what was the song at 0:53

[ResettisReplicas]

What is the song at 1:15? (skit labeled "Gentle Mays")

[Punisher106]

@ResettisReplicas Gentle Breeze from Trauma Center.

[Napalnman1231]

@ResettisReplicas: the song is called Gentle Breeze and it comes from Trauma Center 2: Under the Knife

[monkeylemur]

ugh 0 people can just go to hell.

[nintendo1889x]

Where is that song at 1:18 from?!

[nintendo1889x]

Wow a toilet!!

[thetruemagicalnegro]

GET OFF THE DAMN BALL. YOU DON'T DESERVE THE BALL, BITCH.

[REEECEYBOY777]

i like the part were he says BILLY MAYS

[theftlkrew]

NO DISLIKES AHHHHH!

[jclar8883343]

best damn poop ever

[bigger46]

Billy Mayes actually removed my car with a bazooka, thats not funny >:( lol

[flashfire320]

0 dislikes

[darkkristian22]

0:06 CHURNT ON PEAS!

[Insane234]

TEH NOES BILLY MAYS ZOMBIE! ((Okay that would really be awsome))

[ShaqZigWINNER64]

I wish I could go back in time to before I saw this so I could laugh heartily again

[Maine181000]

Churnt on Beeze!

[Vesemir520Cz]

Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays...Billy Mays... :DDDDD

[Vesemir520Cz]

Chop Chop Chop :D

[Vesemir520Cz]

xDDD BEST:D

[JohnnyLovely2]

LOL

[Frenzibrenzi]

+ 1 internetz for you sir.

[SuperBigLuigi]

Ill spray myself down with some corrosive acid..... OH MY GOD!!

[Diego1993105]

Get off the damn ball. you don't deserve it bitch

[Frenzibrenzi]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Mahhhhhhhhhhhh Godddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[IKillzSlowly]

Billy is a good dancer :D

[Samus312]

rofl 0:44 is my favorite part!

[dksftwpwned]

Or maybe the billy mays you have is shit

[mcbeaulieu]

Churned on bees !

[Deblano]

Get of the damn ball!! you don't deserve the ball bitch!! oh how I lol'd so hard

[MaraneIIo]

Billy: "Get off the damn ball. You don't deserve the ball, bitch!"

[MaraneIIo]

0:06 - 0:07

Oh, oh no, not the bees! Not the bees!

[RedSoxForObama]

The best BMYTP, and there's competition.

[RedSoxForObama]

By 'chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop' my socks were laughed off.

[g4tech]

Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop CHop Chop CHop

[studiorobo]

Hello docter Billy rudolf here to run your car

[Sonic286Cp]

or maybe the billy mays you have is shi-

[NTG56]

Why am I mapping with Hammer?!

[uctis]

i heard his gravestone says "fuck you vince"

[Sonic286Cp]

@uctis i dont get it do you have a pic

[uctis]

@Sonic286Cp oh no it was a joke.

[MamaLuigiBarrelRoll]

Oh noes! Billy Mays has taken over my TV!

[GangWarlord]

This was epic.

One of the best YouTube Craps ever made.

[latin4evr]

"i'm billy mays you asshole! i shout all the time!' xD

[GabyDitto]

Shut up, old man!

POW!*

[yourass117]

This was fucking great!

[Ibeatganon4fun]

'BILLY MAYS' X a big number

[Deblano]

churnt on bees

[Zolega89]

"SHUT UP OLD MAN"

Yeah! nobody asked your opinion!!!!!!!!

[tuyhhf]

0:40 Wow, that synced with his lips quite well.

[StoanPhrogg]

1:25 - SPILLING ME! SPILLING ME. SPILLING ME? SPILLING ME!

[ShaqZigWINNER64]

Oh wow this is the most hilarious ytp I've ever seen

[Lazermuffin]

I'll spray myself down with some corrosive acid

OH MY GOD!

[legomasterv1]

@Lazermuffin Why am I in the hammer again

[legomasterv1]

@Lazermuffin why am i back in the hammer

[GotSmokdBoots]

could u send me a link from where you got the song at :44?

[snappyguy928]

I can't watch this for more than 5 seconds at a time or my belly will explode. XD

[Skcorps]

@CaptainBrownie I used Sony Vegas 9, and got the explosion effects from several free effects sites about the net. There are some tutorials on the subject on Youtube, but really you just overlay the explosion as a separate layer and put a sound with it.