@FuckRetroAnything Why do you watch so many Denis Leary videos if you hate him. You are the definition of a troll, watch you're Bill Hicks who wasn't ripped off by Leary because they're not the same jokes, just similar topics.
like denis in movies and stuff but he's a fuckin scumbag theif stand up hack . he stole his whole act and on stage persona from bill hicks only hicks was funnier and had a much better presence and delivery. pretty low to steal the act of a comic that died of cancer on the cusp of fame before he really hit it big . denis stole bill hicks jokes and act right down to coffee and smoking on stage the way he does . if you like leary take a look at some bill hicks . the original is always better
@JackEverton1878 ive seen all the videos comparing the two, i didnt see a ripoff. Every single black comedian has ripped off Richard Prior WORD FOR WORD. None of the stuff Leary "ripped off" is even close to being that bad. This to me is just a reason for people to hate on leary
@JackEverton1878 bunch of whining maggots ive heard. And the jim fixx thing is totally different, Hicks talks about the book he wrote, and Leary talks about him dying and the smokers discovering him, different joke. And the throat cancer thing, Bill Hicks never had trankiontamy man or a cow with a trankiotamy, or a homeless trankiotamy guy, or a trankiotamy family. Bill Hicks NEVER used any of that stuff. like i said, same topic different jokes. And theres alot of smokers out there.
@JackEverton1878 Ive been a fan of both comedians for a long time, ive never once heard bill hicks say any of this. Totally different personalitys, i like them both
For all you wikipedia assholes who never knew who Bill Hicks was, he could not hold Denis Leary's jock. RIP, Bill you were ok but Denis has it all over you.
Also, mickeyxhill, the spelling is 'write' not 'rite'.
HAHA I am one of those wimps who can't take the taste of "real" alcohol so I load up on the crack-alcohol (schapps). I have Hot Damn in my house right now!! LOL
I looked up Bill Hicks and watched a few of his videos Guys I don't see why you guys like him so much Denis Leary is more active in his shows also he wrote 4 seasons and counting of Rescue me so suck it.
@heroesandcons09 We like Bill so much bekoz Bill performed this material 4-5 years before Denis. Granted, No Cure For Cancer dvd is funny as but reworked material. Both stand up material is kwallity. No new dvd's from Bill, for obvious reasons! Whats Learys excuse? "Koz Bill died!" Probably. Still waiting for that follow up dvd Denis. Or the fucking tour! If you think I'm full of shit then tour the UK and play Glasgow! Pleased to meet you, you fucking dolt!
@PatVanHalen5150 I do apologise! OK then, 14 years and counting for another stand-up dvd...with no fucking songs! Still to see him play Glasgow tho...
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Why is everybody being such a prick towards dennis the whole bill hick thing ok it was wrong but GET over it and if you hate dennis then why the hell are you here dont you got something better to do
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Personally, I've never tried Schnapps. I drink Whiskey, Vodka, Wine, and Beer, in that order... but he forgot all about wine, which has been around forever, and it always tasted fucking great. It's also more alcoholic than beer, actually. Therefore, Dennis Leary is a pussy because he drinks beer, in addition to the fact that he is a complete rip-off who makes no fucking sense by himself.
Dude your a pussy cuz you even want to drink wine. Dude you need to stop being so femanine cuz you might get hurt by " beer drinking pussys" like denis and me and if you where irish youd love that guy cuz anyone that grew up like he did can completley relate. If you cant relate then why are you watching his videos???
On one hand this tour was a part of a tribute to BIll Hicks. So complainers, well like the doctor said...
On the other hand, while I take your point Jeff that Irish-Americans like Dennis Leary cos he's an Irish-American but Im Irish and I didnt grow up like a guy from America
The Irish language lacks any possessive terms and the preamble to our constitution sets the stage for a community oriented socialist republic supposedly based on Irish Traditions. So you can see where we may be different.
I'm not sure if that was directed at me, but you notice how whiskey was at the top of my list... Rum should have been there.... I've had great times with Rum. I don't know why I didn't say it there. Could've just slipped my mind, possibly because I was drunk... a state of mind I could never have acheieved by drinking pussy beer, lol.
dude... totally feel you on these two douchers arguing over booze and who is smarter/ dumber... i'm down in basrah, about to go to the ghan for the last 5 month of my deployment. at least those assholes have the choice of whether or not to drink. they have no idea how good shit is back home.
i dont support the troops bc supporting the troops is supporting the corportocracy. Read John Perkins "confessions of an economic hitman" and maybe you will question why you are doing what your doing. Fuck the military and all the bodies it has on its hands, boycott that primitive institution of brutality and violence
hey genius.... that was a response to a previous post...before mindlessly commenting, you might want to see what it was in response to.... might help you look like less of a moron. mmmkay?
lmfao " he wakes up the next morning and his liver is sitting next to him having a cup of coffe. Going your an asshole... SHUT UP AND GET BACK IN MY BODY!"
Yeah, if I don't want to drink something I think tastes terrible because I don't want to get wasted and make an ass of myself and feel like shit the next day, I'm a "pussy."
Example of a typical idiot. You probably take everything you see in a stand-up seriously, too.
then don't get wasted, it's funnier to watch people who are drunk than it is to be drunk (or so I've been told). Dude, if you don't wanna drink alcohol, that's fine, but you've probabl never been drunk so you wouldn't understand (which is also fine), but don't call him stupid. He's just calling it like he sees it, he's tired of pussies that wanna live a long life, as far as he's concered, live short and have fun. Man, you take life too seriously.
Jesus, you're stupid. I never said that that's what I thought, to a certain degree, I agree with you, I don't drink either. I'm just asking you to stop being such a panzy about it. He's making a point, if you can't deal, then go away, or as Denis Leary says, "STFU"
Okay, you reiterate a guy's idiotic comment (which you call "a point;" please explain how calling someone a pussy for not wanting to drink is "a point") and call me stupid? I understand it's what HE said, but you are wording it as if you agree with him, which is clear with your comment that I "take life too seriously."
Try wording your comment better next time. The only one being too serious is you.
from many years of research and living on this Earth, he knows it to be a fact
like i said, i like pointless arguing, especially if i win
i feel the need to throw it in your face because I agree with him on the fact that you're a pussy. And because you felt the need to state how you felt after watching this. "But I don't drink!" "Well that's fine, now shut up you pussy."
You call me stupid because you said you didn't agree with him, and now you are saying you do. Look up the word "contradict" in the dictionary. As I said, how does wanting to live a long and healthy life and not get involved in any of the numerous terrible things alcohol has proven to cause make me a "pussy?" Actually it makes me more of a man than any person who thinks drinking makes him one. You have it backwards, man.
So I'm a pussy. Or I'm underaged. Either way, I have not contradicted myself.
Alcohol was fine, until we fucked with it. Like he said. Dude, drink it in moderation, science has also shown that drinking 8 glasses of water a day will make you piss your life away. It's too much water in one day. Anything in moderation.
He thinks you're a pussy. Now quit your bitchin' and go cry over your laptop keyboard or whatever the hell it is that you do for fun.
First off, I never said anything anti-alcohol. All I said was that hi calling others "pussies" for not liking the taste of alcohol or getting drunk (which only leads to bad things; simple fact) was stupid.
First you said you didn't agree with his point, then you said the exact same thing he said, supporting his claim. That's contradiction.
"Go cry?" Thanks for proving you are also immature and can't make a valid point... kinda like the guy who keep referring to. I actually have logic.
You can't think for yourself, you contradict yourself, and you can't make a valid point or support anything you say. The truth is, "STFU" is nothing but a reply from a desperate person who can't say anything logical. When all you can think of to say to somebody's point is "STFU," that's a sign that you are an idiot.
I'll say it AGAIN, since obviously you didn't catch it last time; I never said there's anything wrong with drinking. I said that calling other people pussies for not wanting to is stupid.
Again, WHY am I a pussy? I haven't heard any logical reason, not that there IS one for calling someone a pussy in the first place.
You do realize I'm not talking about Denis Leary, but about a POSTER who made those types of comments, right? This is a stand-up; I don't take it literally; apparently you do.
So Denis Leary has "stolen" Bill Hicks' jokes and "persona". Ummm....some music singers sing the same songs, one singer sucks and the other "rocks:....is it "stealing" if one comic can't deliver it while the other gets famous doing the same material???
Does that mean that NO other comic in the world has "ripped off" another comic at one point in time??? Hmmm...
the schnapps thing is true. fuckin peppermint super schnapps. i ended up taking God knows how many shots of that shit, stumbled up the street to my friends house, smoked a twenty bag - then for the rest of the day i was puking up stomach acid.
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Listen, no-one is saying Denis Leary isn't talented. But he stole Bill Hicks' jokes and his act...and then he recorded it and made a lot of money off of it. Fuck you if you like him, but that's wrong.
Also, just being devil's advocate, but if Leary hadn't have been a famous stand-up, there is doubts what happened with Rescue Me would have happened at all.
They just talk about the same topics. That is not plagiarism. and Bill Hicks was a douche for accusing him of stealing the jokes if he was speaking about the same topics.
With that said Bill Hicks is pretty LOL too, just a prick for accusing of stealing when he just talked about the same shit.
@JackEverton1878 Who gives a shit, you butthurt fag? It's still a performance and it still makes people laugh. Fuck offf
gpburr 2 months ago
The world's oldest asshole who is a doctor
RogueTKDSoulja176 3 months ago
i had a cousin of mine die from alcohol you know how much it took to kill him? a shit load. so drinking in modertion is not that bad
deepwoodskentuckian 5 months ago
HAPPY STUDIO 54TH BIRTHDAY, DENIS LEARY, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!!!
littledebbie187 5 months ago 3
There's always that one line in Denis Leary stand up bits that makes me cry from laughter. This time it's the liver line. That is honestly clever.
NIFCOFFICIAL 5 months ago 4
@FuckRetroAnything Why do you watch so many Denis Leary videos if you hate him. You are the definition of a troll, watch you're Bill Hicks who wasn't ripped off by Leary because they're not the same jokes, just similar topics.
nerfisepic 5 months ago 2
like denis in movies and stuff but he's a fuckin scumbag theif stand up hack . he stole his whole act and on stage persona from bill hicks only hicks was funnier and had a much better presence and delivery. pretty low to steal the act of a comic that died of cancer on the cusp of fame before he really hit it big . denis stole bill hicks jokes and act right down to coffee and smoking on stage the way he does . if you like leary take a look at some bill hicks . the original is always better
mjb13ell 6 months ago
not funny, don't like his delivery
peterm89 6 months ago
Hold 8 to find out what your mom did last night.
COIVIBATS1CK 6 months ago 2
@COIVIBATS1CK nice one
187thekid 6 months ago
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Breakfast221 7 months ago
37 people cant drink anymore
ict113090 7 months ago
SHUT UP AND GET BACK IN MY BODY!!
WolfSongProduction 7 months ago
I lasted through the video with a straight face.
shadowdragon90001 8 months ago
@JackEverton1878 ive seen all the videos comparing the two, i didnt see a ripoff. Every single black comedian has ripped off Richard Prior WORD FOR WORD. None of the stuff Leary "ripped off" is even close to being that bad. This to me is just a reason for people to hate on leary
Ramtough93 8 months ago
@JackEverton1878 bunch of whining maggots ive heard. And the jim fixx thing is totally different, Hicks talks about the book he wrote, and Leary talks about him dying and the smokers discovering him, different joke. And the throat cancer thing, Bill Hicks never had trankiontamy man or a cow with a trankiotamy, or a homeless trankiotamy guy, or a trankiotamy family. Bill Hicks NEVER used any of that stuff. like i said, same topic different jokes. And theres alot of smokers out there.
Ramtough93 8 months ago
@JackEverton1878 show me one joke that is "completely ripped off" you cant. They may use the same topic, but theyre totally different jokes
Ramtough93 8 months ago
@JackEverton1878 Ive been a fan of both comedians for a long time, ive never once heard bill hicks say any of this. Totally different personalitys, i like them both
Ramtough93 8 months ago
For all you wikipedia assholes who never knew who Bill Hicks was, he could not hold Denis Leary's jock. RIP, Bill you were ok but Denis has it all over you.
Also, mickeyxhill, the spelling is 'write' not 'rite'.
vinrose72 9 months ago
Dennis you suck balls. Learn how to rite your own comedy. He uses bill hicks material, all the fucking way. Dennis Leary SUCKS!!!!!
mickeyxhill 9 months ago 3
"You're an asshole."
"Shut up and get back in my body!"
liquidponycannon 9 months ago
denis leary is the king, he knows exacalty how to translate something normal form everyday life into a hystarica joke:)
rabbitgirlification 10 months ago
HAHA I am one of those wimps who can't take the taste of "real" alcohol so I load up on the crack-alcohol (schapps). I have Hot Damn in my house right now!! LOL
AgaCobra 10 months ago
NyQuil we love you, you giant fucking Q!
ladyirish711 11 months ago
It's simple, this guy is a copycat.
IrishandProud345 11 months ago
liver: ur an asshole
person: shut up and get back in my body
pyrofan420 11 months ago
Fag
planbuu11 11 months ago
Crap
MustardMonkey999 1 year ago
AWESOME
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The only person I've ever seen who never made a whisky face was Toby turner.
zane551 1 year ago
The only person I've ever seen who never made a whisky face was toby turner.
zane551 1 year ago
The tazmanian devil...that was my buddy Joe last time we went drinking. XD
Arrakeen77 1 year ago
reminds me soooooooooooooo much to george carlin
werderdiablo 1 year ago
schnopps is the most disgusting thing on earth.
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sadarekaanjali 1 year ago
and then they invented shnopps, the CRACK of alcohol! HAHAHAHA
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FACT: DENIS LEARY STOLE A MAJORITY OF HIS MATERIAL FROM BILL HICKS.
ExposingBS 1 year ago
dennis leary is fukin awesome HAAHHAAHHHHAAAAHHAHAHAAAHHHAAAA!
mrbigshoworelse 1 year ago
The Tasmanian Devil thing was hilarious.
HSofRapture1 1 year ago
we gotta get him home!
zadams124 1 year ago
Leary is awesome.
ashland1977 1 year ago
JUST STFU!
TheDarklord0211 1 year ago
Butterscotch schnapps. Best fucking shit ever.
xelement81 1 year ago
Your an asshole STFU and get back in my body
kerrigor778 1 year ago 3
i have a feeling that will happen 2 me some day
DesertBloodRose457 1 year ago
I looked up Bill Hicks and watched a few of his videos Guys I don't see why you guys like him so much Denis Leary is more active in his shows also he wrote 4 seasons and counting of Rescue me so suck it.
heroesandcons09 1 year ago
@heroesandcons09 We like Bill so much bekoz Bill performed this material 4-5 years before Denis. Granted, No Cure For Cancer dvd is funny as but reworked material. Both stand up material is kwallity. No new dvd's from Bill, for obvious reasons! Whats Learys excuse? "Koz Bill died!" Probably. Still waiting for that follow up dvd Denis. Or the fucking tour! If you think I'm full of shit then tour the UK and play Glasgow! Pleased to meet you, you fucking dolt!
BigJimC88 1 year ago
@BigJimC88
Um....did ya miss the Lock N Load tour in 1997? And the Rescue Me comedy tour that's been ongoing every year since 2007?
PatVanHalen5150 1 year ago
@PatVanHalen5150 I do apologise! OK then, 14 years and counting for another stand-up dvd...with no fucking songs! Still to see him play Glasgow tho...
BigJimC88 1 year ago
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Denis Leary is about as unfunny as they come. I can't believe people actually enjoy this guy's pathetic humour.
meatsandwich69 1 year ago
@meatsandwich69 AW.
did he hurt your feelings?
poor you
Snorjin 1 year ago 3
@meatsandwich69 So it's not your style of humor. Thousands if not millions of others think it's hilarious though. To each his own.
RyMan91 1 year ago
@meatsandwich69 then why are you watching his video?
wintersnowboard 1 year ago
@meatsandwich69 i cant believe what a pair of dry balls you are, ya humourless fuck.
B789c 1 year ago
I like the taste of whiskey... must be cause I'm a country girl LOL
songpidgeon 1 year ago 4
Love this!! I have seen this a zillion times-still makes my sides hurt!! what a nut but I luv him.:)
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RUInternational 1 year ago
this schnapps thing he says reminds of gin and tonics too, people get all cocky with those too haha. including me i'll admit
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mormor0709 1 year ago
Skitsnack... aka bullshit. A shot of vodka or brännvin is a shot of vodka or brännvin. Not Schnapps. Schnapps is flavored alcohol.
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mormor0709 1 year ago
snaps is pure vodka or brännvin,not flavored shots.
mormor0709 1 year ago
hahahaha
Renzore101 2 years ago
Why is everybody being such a prick towards dennis the whole bill hick thing ok it was wrong but GET over it and if you hate dennis then why the hell are you here dont you got something better to do
ThElOneSolDIeR1 2 years ago 4
I just made the whiskey face about 5 minutes ago, happy fucking year, folks!
couchfort 2 years ago 38
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Personally, I've never tried Schnapps. I drink Whiskey, Vodka, Wine, and Beer, in that order... but he forgot all about wine, which has been around forever, and it always tasted fucking great. It's also more alcoholic than beer, actually. Therefore, Dennis Leary is a pussy because he drinks beer, in addition to the fact that he is a complete rip-off who makes no fucking sense by himself.
mussman717word 2 years ago
Dude your a pussy cuz you even want to drink wine. Dude you need to stop being so femanine cuz you might get hurt by " beer drinking pussys" like denis and me and if you where irish youd love that guy cuz anyone that grew up like he did can completley relate. If you cant relate then why are you watching his videos???
xJeffMarcilxEMT 2 years ago
On one hand this tour was a part of a tribute to BIll Hicks. So complainers, well like the doctor said...
On the other hand, while I take your point Jeff that Irish-Americans like Dennis Leary cos he's an Irish-American but Im Irish and I didnt grow up like a guy from America
The Irish language lacks any possessive terms and the preamble to our constitution sets the stage for a community oriented socialist republic supposedly based on Irish Traditions. So you can see where we may be different.
ArdRi79 2 years ago
he never acknowledged Hicks
RakimAllah777 1 year ago
Yep Rakim so says the Wiki. I got the tape and was told it was a tribute to Bill Hicks published after hicks death. Youre right. Sorry everyone
ArdRi79 1 year ago
I drink 151 rum ....does that make YOU a pussy for drinking wine? ....cant hang with the big dogs?
CRUSH3Rdlux 2 years ago
@CRUSH3Rdlux
I'm not sure if that was directed at me, but you notice how whiskey was at the top of my list... Rum should have been there.... I've had great times with Rum. I don't know why I didn't say it there. Could've just slipped my mind, possibly because I was drunk... a state of mind I could never have acheieved by drinking pussy beer, lol.
mussman717word 2 years ago
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this guy's not funny
mussonman 2 years ago
XD 'Half an hour later, you're driving home with the Tazmanian Devil in the backseat of the car.'
That part always cracks me up.
Jarock316 2 years ago 3
TheInanimate...wtf does that have to do with alcohol???
BrendanJ89 2 years ago
What the fuck does the "war" in Iraq and supporting the troops have to do with Dennis Leary and Alcohol?
MadMaxe13 2 years ago
AMERICA!!!
Sandals62 2 years ago
The whiskey face is also the 'I had a curry last night' face.
Samsfashi0n 2 years ago 29
@Samsfashi0n Or I just shit curry-face.
Efferts 1 year ago
wow, dennis your exactly right
lifeline5288 2 years ago
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what an idiot. ridiculously unfunny rip-off
baerin18 2 years ago
to all bastards and dumbass watching this and complaining shut the hell cuz no one wants to hear u bitch
Lazydog18 2 years ago 5
he is fighting for HIS COUNTRY(which is USA),in IRAQ?well there's an irony
markolotina 2 years ago
what the fuck r u talking about
CHARLIExISxAWESOME 2 years ago
who forced you to go to iraq? idiot
flameswaterandchicke 2 years ago
u moronic bastard, hes in iraq fighitn for his country and ur here calling him an idiot. go fuck urself
kingevil3 2 years ago
completely agree.
TheInanimateObject 2 years ago
are we seriously arguing over alcohol? i'm stuck in iraq and you dudes are arguing over fucking alcohol? thanks a fucking lot....
texanbamf 2 years ago 3
dude... totally feel you on these two douchers arguing over booze and who is smarter/ dumber... i'm down in basrah, about to go to the ghan for the last 5 month of my deployment. at least those assholes have the choice of whether or not to drink. they have no idea how good shit is back home.
pharmaecopiate 2 years ago 4
been their dude. Sucks, but it is so fine once you get back to football and a cooler or ice cold beer.
StarFire00 2 years ago
Totally agree with you. My dads gone back there and i can't believe the ignorance of some people
sweetieluver14 2 years ago
i dont support the troops bc supporting the troops is supporting the corportocracy. Read John Perkins "confessions of an economic hitman" and maybe you will question why you are doing what your doing. Fuck the military and all the bodies it has on its hands, boycott that primitive institution of brutality and violence
TheInanimateObject 2 years ago
that makes sense. no, really. and how do you suppose a nation defends itself exactly?
DavidsVirtualSelf 2 years ago
a nation defends itself, by blowing other nations up, duh.
pitzwil50 2 years ago
hey genius.... that was a response to a previous post...before mindlessly commenting, you might want to see what it was in response to.... might help you look like less of a moron. mmmkay?
DavidsVirtualSelf 2 years ago
Denis is amazing! :) funny as hell!!
LedKashmir 2 years ago
Bouahhahaaa!
Liver's next to you with a coffee..
So crude, yet hilarious!
tippitoe666 2 years ago
WE GOTTA GET HIM HOME!!
denis is awesome
FranciscoUK 2 years ago
lmfao " he wakes up the next morning and his liver is sitting next to him having a cup of coffe. Going your an asshole... SHUT UP AND GET BACK IN MY BODY!"
alexjamaalstraughn 2 years ago
thats so true. People are too much of pussies to get used to beer n whisky
hunter2979 2 years ago 8
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My opinion exactly..
Napalmburns 2 years ago
Yeah, if I don't want to drink something I think tastes terrible because I don't want to get wasted and make an ass of myself and feel like shit the next day, I'm a "pussy."
Example of a typical idiot. You probably take everything you see in a stand-up seriously, too.
StreetsOfSonic 2 years ago
then don't get wasted, it's funnier to watch people who are drunk than it is to be drunk (or so I've been told). Dude, if you don't wanna drink alcohol, that's fine, but you've probabl never been drunk so you wouldn't understand (which is also fine), but don't call him stupid. He's just calling it like he sees it, he's tired of pussies that wanna live a long life, as far as he's concered, live short and have fun. Man, you take life too seriously.
GrimReaper192 2 years ago
Yeah... because I want to live long and be healthy I am a pussy and take life too seriously. That's one of the dumbest things I have ever heard.
The next time you have a thought, just let it go.
StreetsOfSonic 2 years ago
my next thought: getting drunk isn't fun for me.
Jesus, you're stupid. I never said that that's what I thought, to a certain degree, I agree with you, I don't drink either. I'm just asking you to stop being such a panzy about it. He's making a point, if you can't deal, then go away, or as Denis Leary says, "STFU"
GrimReaper192 2 years ago
Panzy?
Okay, you reiterate a guy's idiotic comment (which you call "a point;" please explain how calling someone a pussy for not wanting to drink is "a point") and call me stupid? I understand it's what HE said, but you are wording it as if you agree with him, which is clear with your comment that I "take life too seriously."
Try wording your comment better next time. The only one being too serious is you.
StreetsOfSonic 2 years ago
he thinks you're a pussy, that's his point
yes I take life seriously, i enjoy pointless arguing, the only way to make that happen is to be too damn serious about life.
STFU - Dennis Leary
search it and leave me the fuck alone
GrimReaper192 2 years ago
That's his OPINION. There actually is a difference.
An argument is between two people, sir. You engaged with me as well so don't play games.
If you don't necessarily agree with what he said, why did you feel the need to throw it in my face?
StreetsOfSonic 2 years ago
from many years of research and living on this Earth, he knows it to be a fact
like i said, i like pointless arguing, especially if i win
i feel the need to throw it in your face because I agree with him on the fact that you're a pussy. And because you felt the need to state how you felt after watching this. "But I don't drink!" "Well that's fine, now shut up you pussy."
GrimReaper192 2 years ago
You call me stupid because you said you didn't agree with him, and now you are saying you do. Look up the word "contradict" in the dictionary. As I said, how does wanting to live a long and healthy life and not get involved in any of the numerous terrible things alcohol has proven to cause make me a "pussy?" Actually it makes me more of a man than any person who thinks drinking makes him one. You have it backwards, man.
Another ignorant, misguided fool. Oh, well.
StreetsOfSonic 2 years ago
So I'm a pussy. Or I'm underaged. Either way, I have not contradicted myself.
Alcohol was fine, until we fucked with it. Like he said. Dude, drink it in moderation, science has also shown that drinking 8 glasses of water a day will make you piss your life away. It's too much water in one day. Anything in moderation.
He thinks you're a pussy. Now quit your bitchin' and go cry over your laptop keyboard or whatever the hell it is that you do for fun.
GrimReaper192 2 years ago
First off, I never said anything anti-alcohol. All I said was that hi calling others "pussies" for not liking the taste of alcohol or getting drunk (which only leads to bad things; simple fact) was stupid.
First you said you didn't agree with his point, then you said the exact same thing he said, supporting his claim. That's contradiction.
"Go cry?" Thanks for proving you are also immature and can't make a valid point... kinda like the guy who keep referring to. I actually have logic.
StreetsOfSonic 2 years ago
"So I'm a pussy. Or I'm underaged. Either way, I have not contradicted myself." I stand by my statement.
I said that I agree with you to a certain degree, shades of gray man.
STFU, it's a treatment plan.
GrimReaper192 2 years ago
Well your statement is incorrect.
If you agree with me and disagree with him, you wouldn't reiterate his point and call me a pussy. You're clearly confused.
StreetsOfSonic 2 years ago
STFU
and.... i agree and disagree with both of you. You're a pussy and he's an asshole (which he clearly states in his song). now STFU
GrimReaper192 2 years ago
LOL. Now you're just being comical.
PLEASE think for yourself. What makes me a pussy?
You can't think for yourself, you contradict yourself, and you can't make a valid point or support anything you say. The truth is, "STFU" is nothing but a reply from a desperate person who can't say anything logical. When all you can think of to say to somebody's point is "STFU," that's a sign that you are an idiot.
Ciao.
StreetsOfSonic 2 years ago
look, ur a pussy who can't stand that "evil, vile devil's drink." and that's what makes you a pussy
MY only point is this: why the fuck are you watching this if you can't stand his opinion?
GrimReaper192 2 years ago
I'll say it AGAIN, since obviously you didn't catch it last time; I never said there's anything wrong with drinking. I said that calling other people pussies for not wanting to is stupid.
Again, WHY am I a pussy? I haven't heard any logical reason, not that there IS one for calling someone a pussy in the first place.
You do realize I'm not talking about Denis Leary, but about a POSTER who made those types of comments, right? This is a stand-up; I don't take it literally; apparently you do.
StreetsOfSonic 2 years ago
i know, I just liked fucking with you.
Wait...... you weren't talking about Denis? Well, it was nice fucking with you. Good night.
GrimReaper192 2 years ago
AMERICA
Sandals62 2 years ago
hicks act seemed more genuine and passonate.
ricmoz 2 years ago
This is amazing
flip92 2 years ago
0:40 - Clint Eastwood definitly fits that face
8KrazyRussian8 2 years ago
Bill Hicks and Denis Leary both take from real life to do their sets. both are funny.
redratcrawford 2 years ago
1:20 is fucking EPIC.
zellimiasama 2 years ago 3
lol
wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man
Weslo2 2 years ago 3
bil hicks was a legend, he lives on.
MrBeknown 2 years ago
So Denis Leary has "stolen" Bill Hicks' jokes and "persona". Ummm....some music singers sing the same songs, one singer sucks and the other "rocks:....is it "stealing" if one comic can't deliver it while the other gets famous doing the same material???
Does that mean that NO other comic in the world has "ripped off" another comic at one point in time??? Hmmm...
just askin'......
mark36toronto 2 years ago 3
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he is fuckin retard. stick to the "rescue me" assface!
chen28225323 2 years ago
Your a retard Chen......you stick to your own country! Croatia and Chen don't go together!
ozzy1351 2 years ago 3
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This guy fucking sucks at stand up - that must be why he does all those TV movies now instead. ARTLESS SOULESS SPIRITLESS.
blumetatron 2 years ago
the schnapps thing is true. fuckin peppermint super schnapps. i ended up taking God knows how many shots of that shit, stumbled up the street to my friends house, smoked a twenty bag - then for the rest of the day i was puking up stomach acid.
JDISRIDCULOUS 2 years ago
6 words for you !
i dunt believe shit of that !
mekloten 2 years ago
you dunt believe shit of that.
yeah, really makes me care about whatever you don't believe.
JDISRIDCULOUS 2 years ago
WTF where is his smoke in this one???
Miroslanchev 2 years ago
denis leary is fucking AWESOME!
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Pklachlan24 2 years ago
First time I saw this, I was crying my eyes out, because I laughed so hard, when he did the Tasmanian Devil.. lol never gets old
miklboy1 2 years ago 3
its the best part lmao when his arms are shaking
xStupaflyx 2 years ago 3
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im sick of these people who are like too much of the f word well all i can say is fuck off you fucking fuckers =]
dylanh182 2 years ago
fuck you lol
THEMightyMiniMe 2 years ago
I dont care who bill hicks
Denis Leary can tell a fuckin story like no other!
PocketHercules99 3 years ago 16
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right fucking on and fuck off to every one whos like too much sayin fuck i dont fucking care fuck off you fucking fag fuckers =]
dylanh182 2 years ago
indeed but you should look up bill hicks if you like denis you lovve bill trust meh]
hes very real just like denis
Zellps0 2 years ago
damn, he's making fun of schnaps. my fammily s been making it for generations now. But still it tastes horrible but everyone here is drinking it
BetonovSLO 3 years ago
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Bill Hicks is Jesse James, Denis Leary is Robert Ford.
You shot the outlaw comic and traded on his coat-tails, but he will be remembered long after you are dead.
and if I see you in the street you will be dead you little pussy actor twat.
blumetatron 3 years ago
did bill hicks write four seasons and counting of Rescue Me? nah? didn't think so, asshole.
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What the fuck are you talking about little bitch? Go back to sucking your dads dick.
blumetatron 3 years ago
Nope, seeing as he's been dead for 15 years.
Listen, no-one is saying Denis Leary isn't talented. But he stole Bill Hicks' jokes and his act...and then he recorded it and made a lot of money off of it. Fuck you if you like him, but that's wrong.
Also, just being devil's advocate, but if Leary hadn't have been a famous stand-up, there is doubts what happened with Rescue Me would have happened at all.
Cantswimboundtodrown 2 years ago
I've seen the evidence videos.....
They just talk about the same topics. That is not plagiarism. and Bill Hicks was a douche for accusing him of stealing the jokes if he was speaking about the same topics.
With that said Bill Hicks is pretty LOL too, just a prick for accusing of stealing when he just talked about the same shit.
AGRACUTA 2 years ago 2
It's not that they're talking about the same topics. They were old friends, who have seen each other's acts live and toured together.
Denis Leary steals the exact same jokes, uses the same punch lines and just basically rips off Hicks' persona and act.
Cantswimboundtodrown 2 years ago
You're an asshole, shut up and get back in my body!
lolgeed 3 years ago 3
;0) hahahahah
BETTYSWALLOCKS84115 3 years ago 2
1:24 ... SO FUNNY
madrox1994 3 years ago
0:31 is the most hilarious thing ive EVER seen OK
YamatoGreg 3 years ago
Makes me want to drink! lol
Love leary. great comedian!!
4EVERCHELSEA 3 years ago
1:23 XD
danilzy 3 years ago
he wakes up the next morning with his liver sitting next to him drinking a cup of coffee
bsbfan05 3 years ago
who's Hicks?
MrBeknown 3 years ago
hahahahahahahaha
crissangelfan6 3 years ago
mmmmmmmmmmmmm.....beer
Miroshinen 3 years ago
that whiskey face on the old guys at the bar, genious and true
Awarrior48 3 years ago 5
best country for drinkin: IRELAND
NO COMEBACKS TO THAT
eireann1987 3 years ago 2
Australia
speccwolf 3 years ago
hes funny the way he explains stuff...lol
i love vodka....hehe
xNightwispRavenX 3 years ago
lol, "for all the people who wanna get fucked up but don't like the taste of it, new bubblegum schnapps folks!"
TwanBeezy 3 years ago
"schnaps" is used in english too? Haha old germand word vor 40% alcohol :D
OnlineGamerGermany 3 years ago 2
yea we respect german alcohol and use almost all the original names.
werbinator 3 years ago
Haha ^^ Well... I could survive a trip to the US with a few words: Bier/Beer, Jägermeister and Schnaps :D
OnlineGamerGermany 3 years ago 2
schnaps is good.
xNightwispRavenX 3 years ago
THAT'S THE WHOLE FUCKIN" POINT!!!LOL
gregoir 3 years ago 2
bill hicks has about half the sheer quality of leary, trust me, i know both.
DarthDarkie 3 years ago 3
Im 19 hours sober.
Derek799 3 years ago 3
ROFLMAO and thats with 4 1/2 yrs sober.
5150EXLUSH 3 years ago
LMFAO
fortester51 3 years ago
so you watch the video even though you hate him??
codyrhythm 3 years ago 2