In Chinese lesson, our teacher (who doesn't understand english very well) said to a student "NO- GET BACK TO YOUR SEAT!" and my friend said back "NO- BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!!!" bahahahahahaha!!!!! :P
It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.
Here's what you need to do
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is
this is the best date i've had in a long time. the others ended badly. they were nice and all. but even though air is free pvc patch kits can add up. so you want desert or are we going back to my place to try my new sex chair. you ever had a gag ball in your mouth before.
i enjoyed these minutes of my life...I lold at how much this sucked!Bad acting,horrible jokes and these guys r perves can they make a joke without having to use sex jokes?
@AnomoTheGreat if youu were sitting on your ass you obviously had time to waste , youu chose the video suck it up andd move on w/ your life , youu wasted 30 seconds of your " precious life " complaining about it
10th one is
1.disgusting
2.hilarious
3.you see yourself in that boy
benoyster999 5 days ago
Thoes f***ing kitchen lines!! * punches nearest person*
l337m45t3r42 5 days ago
Steve Kardynal is the shit.
Kitiarax3 6 days ago
Aweee. Steveee Kardynal <3
ThePrincessKait 6 days ago
last one was dugusting
alyciabryan1 6 days ago
love the fat dued
sheilalove16 6 days ago
The advertisment was of FRed saying "Wait! Dont skip this" and guess what I did.....SKIP!
gogirlalicia1 6 days ago
i bet bannas have a problem with you too lol
Extrashockwave 4 weeks ago 5
yes i have a problem with banannas
XxGGDxX 4 weeks ago
number 9
missie712 1 month ago
Number 6 copied timothydelaghetto2
Assanationking559 1 month ago
"sorry i didn't reconize you.It's just I'm use to seeing you outside the kitchen" xD I'm a girl and I would have laughed at that
lolwafflesyum 1 month ago
this sucks soooo much!!!!!!! get a life u creeps
EaglesFan1810 1 month ago
#9... IT'S (EUGENE) FLYNN RYDER!!!!
SimbosPlace 1 month ago
@SimbosPlace OMG!!! :o It is!
stelagirl94 1 month ago
one time i stared and went
"your an odd one you are"
:)
CuriousKhorne 1 month ago
6 Looks Failiar -.- O.O
TheSimsonizer123456 1 month ago
the guy from #6 was from keep the heat! i think?
dunduhdun 2 months ago
@dunduhdun yeah it is
RecklessStunts 1 month ago
Steve Kardynal!!!
epiclawl1 2 months ago
8 is the best
pistery123456789 2 months ago
the guy doing # 2 is kinda cute(:
girlygirl217 2 months ago
#10 a date with amy winehouse
TheRedGuy97 2 months ago
#10 Whoa! Girl has facial hair!
Rivettsroad 2 months ago
"There's a hair in my food!" Gee, I wonder where it came from... It COULDN'T have been that wig...
SuperHer0Fan 3 months ago
In Chinese lesson, our teacher (who doesn't understand english very well) said to a student "NO- GET BACK TO YOUR SEAT!" and my friend said back "NO- BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!!!" bahahahahahaha!!!!! :P
PowerOfVengeance 3 months ago
LOVED the blooper!!
1MasterPuppet6 3 months ago
I know a guy who looks identical to #7
amyjesjake 3 months ago
they should say im goin to stick my dick up ur vagina
5544katie 4 months ago
you forgot this one...
"Nice legs......What time do they open?" ;) hahaah
OHMYGODASQUIRREL 4 months ago
#8 Is cutee (:
sarawymer1997 4 months ago
number 1. after you kiss yell "I HAVE HERPES, BITCH!"
Dancingvermonter 4 months ago
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Guys,
It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.
Here's what you need to do
Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com
Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program
Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist
Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is
MMArtist99 5 months ago
#3 ForFun808 FTW
L3G3ND125 6 months ago
Number 6 Guy looks soo familiar.....
ChelseaKaylaShows02 6 months ago 22
@ChelseaKaylaShows02 IKR
TheSimsonizer123456 1 month ago
@ChelseaKaylaShows02 its KeepTheHeat
Fanfagis 3 days ago
number 9 guy looks like a creeper xD
crzycrzynites4ever 6 months ago in playlist monday songs
STEVE KARDNYALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3
RafaelzJuicexD 6 months ago
hey wanna go back to my place after the movie? i promise not to rape you
animerocks61 6 months ago
KEEPTHEHEAT
ajharloop 6 months ago
wasnt funny at all
panos6666 7 months ago
Really this video should have like 10,000,000 dislikes dude your videos suck
lordmaxxor 7 months ago
WOW KEEPTHEHEAT WAS ON THIS COOL
VEVOjose 7 months ago
number 8 is hilarious.
xYoMammaAtMyHousE 7 months ago
number 10 was fuckin disgusting
stupidandpointlesvid 8 months ago
LOL KILLER INTRO
pinkylover75 8 months ago
im ugly.
itachiitachi1946 8 months ago
is number 3 that fucktard from '12 fuck yous of facebook?'
onionboy23 9 months ago
hold 3 for beatboxing, 4 is better
TheBassford 9 months ago
@ 0:48 this dude's a perv 0 _o
Wegotthemunchies135 9 months ago
Hahaha 8 must be a bro and is hot...love lilly
kidcudiislife1 9 months ago
0:10 Josh from Heavyweights...
themagicpotato9 10 months ago
3 was genius lmfao xD
RealRaaluk 10 months ago
9 lol
TTblues3 11 months ago
10-3333
Desolation737 11 months ago
wtf... I LOVE BANANANANANAS
puffleissocute 11 months ago
0:46 for pervert face
GaGGen5 11 months ago
i love bananas!!!!
TheLonelygrl 11 months ago
big names. shit vid
triky1995 1 year ago
hahahaha thatzak! And the last guy
kamarrabaksh 1 year ago
lol that last comment was funny XDD
alexzandervon13 1 year ago
Go to your address bar, after the word YOU and before the word TUBE, type in "win" then press enter
deathfake1 1 year ago
lmao "sorry I just pooped a litle"
OhhhhCanada 1 year ago
the end was worth watching lol
313SMOOTH09 1 year ago
eww. they're all so ugly.
kirbygirl496 1 year ago
Number 8 n the blooper is funny
MrHotshott101 1 year ago
ha....
clingrivers 1 year ago
DONT MISS NEW "Shorty Fya" on youtube !!!!!
LebaneseZo 1 year ago
wtf thats keeptheheat
CianProductionz 1 year ago
last one just about made me puke..
d51football802 1 year ago
#5# WILL SMITH!!!!!!!
Bugziee07 1 year ago
I lolled at the blooper!!! Lol
foxhi123 1 year ago
banana lol
uiui2258 1 year ago
ouch number 8 ;)
this is funnyyyy sh#t.
4snowy4 1 year ago
omg the last part is funny
ukelly1 1 year ago
how do you know what not to say? ill bet you never tryed to have dinner with other people than you mom.
0oGuyWithGlasseso0 1 year ago
The "blooper" wasnt that duscusting
treasurechestable 1 year ago
1:28 lol
jakaime 1 year ago
The "blooper" was the funniest
HomoErectum 1 year ago
#8 haha.
KellyLaughsAlot 1 year ago 17
122 people know these from experience.
johncisney15 1 year ago
this is just silly
sdvfuihsdiovsfiog 1 year ago
this is the best date i've had in a long time. the others ended badly. they were nice and all. but even though air is free pvc patch kits can add up. so you want desert or are we going back to my place to try my new sex chair. you ever had a gag ball in your mouth before.
icametorock1 1 year ago
Well maybe I don't like bananas fucker!!!!!! Lmao
Alyrox108 1 year ago
LOOOL @ 8th
PriitVaitmaa 1 year ago
hahahah umm im so loving #6 XD
morganbby232 1 year ago
1:09 its keep the heat
MrJordo9086 1 year ago
i love the banana dude
candygirllllll 1 year ago
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im sorry but you are all GAY
6red6skin6 1 year ago
Hahaaa, if a guy said number 8 to me, I'd crack the fuck up.<3
RebeccaSnuggle 1 year ago
this is really stupid
ninjafifi1 1 year ago
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keeptheheat is the best one
Roblox1991 1 year ago
keepthe heat is the best one
Roblox1991 1 year ago
7 is keeptheheat!
Bust3rcopdud3 1 year ago
Wait... #10 is the dude from the LAdyGaga Chat Roulette Video.
LeoHwzrChannel 1 year ago
he stole the end clip from steve kardynal that was a full video on his channel
maniacnick90 1 year ago
@maniacnick90 LOL no i didnt, he made it for me, and descided to upload it himself
ShoTzVlogz 1 year ago 35
about top ten ugliest people i have ever seen in my entire life?
molyvenson 1 year ago
eww nasty I cant believe I watched the whole thing.
Christina420rox 1 year ago
#9 was definately the best
Awalker454 1 year ago
lmao
i didn't recognize you outside of the kitchen xD
imma have to use that one sumtime (and imma girl!)
soulsistah102 1 year ago
I just pooped a little...... By the way do you have any tissue?
BOMBchik1994 1 year ago
WTF!!! LMFA....
smelllybelllyjellly 1 year ago
Lol Sorry i just pooped a little..
49cents49 1 year ago
lol this is halarious
maynelexi 1 year ago
i loved the babana one!! hahahaha
8Drakkar3 1 year ago
i cant believe i actually just watched this...
facepwn69 1 year ago
saaaaad..
Smockmen 1 year ago
You guys are hella gay
1996SlimJim 1 year ago
#11 Sometimes I throw up! During sex!!
L3G1TW4FFL3Z 1 year ago
10 the girl had a fn beared
0gStorm 1 year ago
@0gStorm that was a guy, smart one
Reselleh 1 year ago
Ladt one was sooo epic!!
evanismybro 1 year ago
8 was an epic win
verhappytoast 1 year ago
....so lame.
golom888 1 year ago
that girl was hot =0
zenon856 1 year ago
10 is creepy
APHROGEO 1 year ago
Gay !
WeedQuality 1 year ago
number 8 was SOOOOO funny
iamjordandavoll 1 year ago
Keeptheheat? Was he in Dere numba 7 the bloopers made me puke
omarbspark 1 year ago
Lol blooper wtf
Last guys was Funny as :D
AlistairBush14 1 year ago
7 made me crack up
adrian14752 1 year ago
Made me smile, though
MaxUflax 1 year ago
ahaha steve kardynal is a beast. he was by far the best one.
uaremypuppets 1 year ago
That sucked so much ass. I can't even put to words how much ass that sucked.
You'll be tasting ass for the next 12 - 13 years.
weirdad 1 year ago
Ten scared the shit out of me.
tburdboy 1 year ago
9 was the only funny one. And the blooper was a win.
kylezehmahn 1 year ago 6
Did u have a girlfriend ever?
MuKePK 1 year ago
you got a prob with bananas? well fuck you. bananas hate you too
twilight5397 1 year ago
lmao!
the blooper was hilarious!!!
haha
x'D
99BlackHearts99 1 year ago
nr 9 is from pranked show on mtv the one with dad with crazy chiuaua ur famous dude
oystein290 1 year ago
you probably havent even seen a girl let alone been wid one ..im a freaking girl and really only a lil fucker would say that crap to me..
GreatDane1011 1 year ago 2
bye bye 3 minutes of precious life. Never gonna see you again.
AnomoTheGreat 1 year ago 97
@AnomoTheGreat itd be more then 3minuetes cuz this "life" you speak of also commented on this video dip
BSZEntertainment 1 year ago
i enjoyed these minutes of my life...I lold at how much this sucked!Bad acting,horrible jokes and these guys r perves can they make a joke without having to use sex jokes?
Luigilow123 1 year ago
@AnomoTheGreat if youu were sitting on your ass you obviously had time to waste , youu chose the video suck it up andd move on w/ your life , youu wasted 30 seconds of your " precious life " complaining about it
Iceclick411 1 year ago
@AnomoTheGreat What about the minute you used to write the comment?
Tulipanduggy 1 year ago
fags
kandjlife 1 year ago
half of these are stuff people wudnt say anyway
coool121212 1 year ago
the only funny one was the last one
HarrisWuzHere 1 year ago
Only the ending was funny
PHOENIXDIAPER1 1 year ago
they all sucked except for 8 9 10 those actually made me laugh..
4U2CKSR 1 year ago
0:47 skype message sound xD
ultimatelype 1 year ago
OMG DAMM
i said the 2nd one :S
DAM
ultimatelype 1 year ago
only 9 and 10 were somewhat funny.
the rest are people who never been with a girl in their life.
ZWIPPMANN 1 year ago
comment: ...
Rate: -100
Subscribe: hell no xD
hassan14051993 1 year ago
Wow...so...... not funny..
DavyC1979 1 year ago
we todd it
rpenn79 1 year ago
you should have said
"wow did it hurt when you fell from heaven' *pause for effect* "'cause your face is prety f***ed up"
cconroy11 1 year ago
8 through 10 made the video funny ^-^ the banana lmfao XD
EstherSeesStars 1 year ago
if a man ever said any of those things i would literally kill him
msdemolitionsunsets 1 year ago
thatzak!!
lol
kandafuryx3 1 year ago
this isn't funny.
iLuVsHoEs64 1 year ago
1:25 :O
hatchet777 1 year ago
that was fucking awesome!! :))) ha ha
PapagenoJuan2 1 year ago
#8 i s robert pattenson
abdulrocksursocks 1 year ago
lmao! 5 stars alone for the dude who pulled hair out of his throut
Bongtasia 1 year ago
holey crap
gigiluv554 1 year ago
ueeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww lol stupid guysss
YANITZA5611 1 year ago
Oh by the way do you have any tissue? lmao
EEEWWW. That blooper is pretty sick
luda92izsupafly 1 year ago
WEIRD
selenaomg1234 1 year ago
lmfao i loved the last part!!
TerryTV12 1 year ago
what not to say:
I fapped.
yousuckhardtime 1 year ago
sorry just pooped a lil
VinstruMenTalZ 1 year ago
I think he learned not to say these fromm experience
BogTrain 1 year ago
"sorry, just pooped a lil'"
corovanmoro 1 year ago
those were nothin! best one i heard is
can i touch your belly button? from the inside? heh heh
hollistergurlly 1 year ago
i love the blooper haha XDD
Doeseliene 1 year ago
LOL @ #8
laurie053326 1 year ago
oughh, sorry i just pooped a little. XD
bones0612 1 year ago
number 9 1 43
frasermimico 1 year ago
where you get these sounds ???
Failstunters 1 year ago
hahaha hairy food !
L3odj 1 year ago
"Sorry I didn't recognise you, its just that I'm not use to seeing you outside the kitchen" owned lol
Tombiesh 1 year ago
EwWwww Lmfaoo that fucking blooper was gross. xD. I wouldve died :3
CookieRawrzx3 1 year ago
I loooove thalmon!!! :D
MinimoviesInc 1 year ago
the banana guy was the best!!
vibol03 1 year ago