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  • my best friend and I were in tears of laughter throughout the majority of Breaking Dawn..

    especially there honeymoon haha oh man.

  • is that "A Dance With Dragons" on the table behind you?

  • The wolf scene was fucking glorious. I, too, was weeping and sobbing and hyperventilating at the hilarity of it.

  • I went to the first night of Twilight screening dressed as Harry Potter and screamed

    'SHOULD HAVE GONE TO HOGWARTS YOU FUCKING FAIRY!' When the titles rolled out....

    I got kicked out for making loud obscene comments (which I thought were rather appropriate and fucking hilarious) and still haven't seen the end...

  • i'm an ex fan too :)

  • i love you.

  • Haha, your timeline of enjoyment of Twilight was exactly the same as mine...loved it at around age 14/15, and started hating it shortly before the release of the first film. The only difference is that I now watch the film for 100% comedy value!

  • yes she was not unconscious! i 100% relate to this video, it is laughable how obsessed i was

  • i thought it was hilarious, the wolf bit!!! When sam spoke in his demon voice, i shat myself

  • Once you get over how positively absolutely stupid the whole saga is, it's really not that bad.

  • funniest part of the movie:

    "Let's kill it."

    "It's just a BABY!"

    (Jasper steps out from behind Alice over-dramatically) ". . . Possibly."

    . . . WHAT???

  • I like how this week's theme was just make fun of twilight

  • do you come from mid Wales?

    

  • If Twilight came out 3 years ago and you were 16, then you're 19 now?

  • You've got everything right Lex! And she definitely was concious during sex haha!

  • Haha my twilight history is very similar.

  • Preach it, sister :D

  • I thought the movie was stupid. And those screaming girls were super annoying. I watched it in the cinema. wasted of money and time.

  • This sounded like a Alcoholic's Anonymous confession. "Hi, my name's Lex and I'm a Twilight fan. I recently relapsed..." Thanks for sharing!

  • ROFL, read the tags!

  • "Speak Like Kristen Stewart " -- check that video out.... definitely relevant.. xD 

  • You're right

  • are those cheese and Bacon balls?

  • Oh man when I went and saw Breaking Dawn, the wolf scenes just killed me. Me and my friend were just laughing so hard and it was awkward both because it was supposed to be a "serious" scene but because no one else was laughing either. Oh Twilight...

  • she wasn't unconscious your right :L

  • I read the whole series the first summer I was in college and I was 18 lol. I just thought of them as a fun summer read, and I kindof liked the books but after seeing the first movie and looking over the books again, I realized how bad they were!

  • i have the exact same feeling about the film!!

  • And I haven't picked up a twilight book sense.

  • Haha. I read the first three books and really liked them, and then i read the fourth one. That book was so bad. It made me realize just terrible the first three are. And I haven't. O

  • hahahahah the tags :L

  • I cried at the wolf scenes as well, they were comedy gold :)

  • That's exactly when I started hating it! Except I was 13. I think that's when everyone on the Internet started making fun of it

  • interview by SMS text?

  • So, our Twilight stories are the same. That's really strange. But I was also on vacation when Breaking Dawn came out, my friends and I talked about nothing but Twlight, and I was a freak. Then I realized that the fans and the actors in the films annoyed me immensely, I hated the first film, then realized how awful it truly is.

  • oh good.  yeah sex tends to fade you out... if it was good. xD the writing is shit. But the story isn't horrible for the teen genre. And the actors have tried their best.

  • no she's not unconcious

  • god, i am so on the same page with you on the movie. breaking dawn wasn't good, but it was so enjoyable.

  • i don't remember bella being unconscious...i was very confused when i heard people saying that.

  • Hahaha! No she's not unconscious she just didnt feel the pain

  • lol my story is the same, i got so excited over the first film because i loved the books so much and i was about 12 and then i walked out and was like "oh" but still tried to hold on to my childhood, but after new moon came out my nostalgia was a lost cause.

  • my worst fear is that I'll enjoy breaking dawn :L

    just thinking about it makes me shudder

    screw this, I'm going to watch Lord of the Rings now.

  • @Animapersis yes! LotR FTW!!!

  • Ugh, uni workshops.

    Most apt description of them ever.

  • I hate to boast, but I laughed in the face of Twilight fans from the age of 12.

  • why did u misspell edward's name?

  • ridunculous

  • I just got back from watching it. I used to LOVE twilight when I was about 14-15, until I read Breaking Dawn. OH MY GOD, what a terrible book of crap and disappointment that was. I tried rereading the first one, and I realized the whole series had been crap from the very beginning. I will say, I had the same experience watching it as you did. Although it made me laugh A LOT, it also reminded me of the joy I felt during my Twilight fase, and I understand why I used to like it. I'm still ashamed.

  • @HeyitsmeIA I know how you feel! I always read them as kind of 'good' fanfiction. But Breaking Dawn came and I was just like, THIS SHIT IS TERRIBLE. I used to like Twilight too, I'm a little bit ashamed but, hey, we all go through our phases, right? I'd read them again. They were entertaining, and if you stripped away all of the bullshit stuff like Bella jumping off a cliff and Edward Sparkling, it was a solid cliché plot--like that makes it any better, but everything is pretty much the same.

  • I watched the film online for nostalgia's sake - didn't want the franchise getting anymore money haha. The first few I found had Russian dubbing, which made the sex scene(s?) quite interesting.

  • She passes out in an orgasm. I remember it from the book

    I haven't seen any of the movies since 1. I liked the books, but they will never be great and the films are RUBISH.

  • It kind of pisses me off when people say Bella got fucked so hard she got knocked out, even thought I'm not a fan of the series. If you're gonna hate on a book, then don't criticise it for something that never even happened!

  • I did the same thing while watching breaking dawn, when the wolves were talking i couldn't stop laughing because they were having serious conversations, but they looked like puppies that I wanted to cuddle with.

  • Good luck with all the things that you're getting up to this weekend Lex!!

  • Yeah I dont remember Bella being unconsious either. I want to see the film, purely for sentimental value.

  • I'm so glad you said you kindof liked it! I was like you, LOVED it at first, then realised that it was actually awful, and just not progressive in any way. But still..when I went to see Breaking Dawn I enjoyed it, and my feminist conscience has been upset ever since! It must just be a nostalgia thing!

  • the wolf scene was sooo funny

  • I decided to read all the books before the movie came out, just to see what all the hype was about. My brother (yup, brother!) and I read Breaking Dawn while we were on holiday after buying it at the airport because we were so desperate to read it.

    Shameeee

  • DANCE WITH DRAGONS IN THE BACKGROUND. LEX, I APPROVE.

  • I hate Twilight as much as any intelligent human being, but I'm really not seeing the problem with rough sex. Maybe it's just that I haven't read the books or seen the movies, so I don't have all the context, but it seems like at least some of you guys have some moral issue with rough sex/BDSM and I'm a little confused by that. Perhaps that can be next week's topic?

  • @ImpassionedPlatypi I think it's just because such a large part of the fandom is in such a youngish range and the line between what's abuse and what's consensual might be not so clear. Perhaps an older teen group and up understands that line, but an impressionable child might think that hitting is okay in a relationship because he "loves you so much". Most people are probably uncomfortable with exposing kids to sex let alone rough sex/ fetishes. Perhaps Meyer should have considered her audience?

  • Lex, is, knob

  • @MadamLionkwueyy I saw that as well.

  • Thumbs up for 60D quality..... Oh wait.

  • THANK YOU! I didn't think she was unconscious either, so the other videos confused me with that aspect. I'm not paying another £13 to go and see it again though (damn London cinemas!).

  • This just reminds me of the video you did about the card Jenny sent you from Moonpig :D

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  • -I didn't THINK she was knocked unconsious.

    -I'm not a Twilight fan, but I'm gunna see the movie anyway.

    I've seen all of the movies (Minus BD part 1) and read all of the books.

    *hug*

  • I used to be obsessed as you can tell the username. But now it scares me.

  • My favorite part was in Eclipse and I think Bella stabs Jacob or he stabs himself and Edward asks, "Have you stabbed him? Good job."

    I still hate Twilight, but I respect it.

  • I have to wonder if the people working on the film actually think it's the greatest thing ever. Or if they're all right along with us and hate it.

  • Ugh, I was so obsessed with twilight until just before the second film came out. I think the internet helped ruin it for me because if you use tumblr and like twilight you will be sacrificed and offered up to the harry potter gods.

  • Yeah I was confused about the passing out thing to

  • I went to see Breaking Dawn with about seven of my friends who all (still) worship it and I just found some of the scenes so unnecessarily funny.

    But no, I used to be a fan of Twilight too, admittedly.

  • Go to a uni workshop and do 2 hours of bullshit? You must be doing an arts degree :P I feel your pain, I just finished my exams, the core arts unit I did was entirely bullshit!

  • Is it bad that I now want to watch Breaking Dawn... for the comedic value obviously :P

  • Yup, that is pretty much what happened with me. I was a fan, but then it just sort of was gone. I don't hate on them though, they just sort of exist now.

  • An interview by text? Lex, Y UR LYF SO SURREAL?

  • "I'm fully aware that it's a pizza shirt." #NeedsHearingChecked

  • I read the first half of the second book, didn't ilke it so I just stopped and haven't bothered since. I read it because stephen king had said shit about it, so I wanted to know what it was all about. you know... that nuttymadam video here on youtube as well. I think I've seen the first and the third movie. I don't know... these are just movies, not terrible, but also quite mindless - like many things in the world, so no need to care really.

  • Tags, you are so clever.

  • *checks book* Nope, no passing out.

    Also, your 25% of actually liking it makes me feel a bit less ashamed of liking it. :P

  • I really don't like Twilight now! But I used to! And I enjoyed Breaking Dawn mostly because it was funny but there were /some/ good bits in it!

  • i couldn't read the book. not even the parody one.

  • I'm pretty sure Bella isn't unconscious. She just can't remember it...Or at least that's what I remember from the books.

  • I don't remember her being unconscious either! I hate the books now as well, I stopped liking them when I was like...11. I read them way too young!

  • I read the books, and the only thing sentimental about them is remembering the time period in which I read them. Like i dont care about the books or the characters at all, but I care about who I was/the people I knew, WHEN i read them (If that makes sense?)

  • I actually never liked Twilight. It took me like a year to read the first book and I just didn't care about it at all... then I watched Alex Reads Twilight and I realised how hilarious it can be :D

    I'm going to see Breaking Dawn just for comedy value :P

  • I am so glad that my best friend and I are not the only ones that laughed to the point of tears because of the wolves... that was, by far, the funniest thing ever.

  • JUST EAT THE FREAKING CHEESE BALL!!!!!!!

  • A workshop on bullshit... Sounds rather interesting!

  • I've read the book multiple times and saw the film 3 days ago...I don't remember bella being unconscious :/

  • Oh my GOD! The wolf scene... I spent around 10 minutes with tears streaming down my face, convulsing on my cinema seat...I have not laughed that much in years...that scene made the film.

  • You said riddikulus so much that must have been some stubborn boggart!

  • I used to be the greatest Twihard...

    Then I started HATING the entire thing so badly..I thought I still had respect for the books left,but now I don't..I'm not even sure why. *sigh*

  • yeah I was exactly the same

  • Yeah, I wonder why people keep saying she was unconscious? It definitely just faded out and she woke up the next morning. Plus, after she woke up she was having flashbacks a.k.a. specifically remembering the sex. lol I'm glad Lex pointed that out because I was watching the other sarcaschicks videos wondering "What the hell are they talking about?" haha

  • Oh god, my Twilight "story" is EXACTLY the same (even down to the vacation bit), but I was 13 at the time. I was so embarrassed when I walked out of the cinema after seeing the first film because it had dawned on me what a piece of rubbish it really was. And I understand what you mean about actually "enjoying" the movies. They do hold some sentimental value. Oh, 13-year old me, you were so dumb.

  • I also used to like the Twilight series...haven't seen the movie yet, I'm waiting for all the hardcore fans to stop seeing the movie so i can laugh at it in peace. XD

  • The only Twilight movie I saw was New Moon. And, honestly, I didn't think it was poorly done. The story was stupid, Bella was terrifying, and the dialogue left a lot to be desired, but it wasn't that bad. Like you said, they did what they could with what Meyer gave them. The only problem I had with the movie was the obvious use of Lautner as a pornographic device.

  • Cut from we same cloth we are. I read all the books and was quite a fan. after the first film came out I reread harry potter and remembered what it was like when an author was at least able to use grammar correctly, and from there my opinion of the book slowly went down.

  • Are cinemas open at 4am in the morning where you are? woah.

  • @Destro7000 illegal downloading whoa

  • she's not fucked unconscious. and Breaking Dawn was actually good, in a funny way. Me and my friend pissed off the whole cinema by laughing. A lot. So yeah. I empathise with this.

  • I had a similar Twilight experience to you, read all the books, watched the films, was never obsessed with it but thought it was ok. Then I actually thought about the themes are realized how awful it is! The writing is fairly horrendous too, I gave it a go though so I feel i'm now justified to dislike it! Still have a strange urge to see Breaking Dawn however...

  • team tylers-van-that-almost-killed-­bella!

  • Oh I can't wait to see it! It's going to be so much fun :D Haven't had the opportunity yet...

    Also, TEAM MIKE FOREVER!

  • I hate Twilight with a passion. Even to this very day I've never been able to understand what girls liked about Edward either. ;<

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  • I was totally in love with Edward too XD he was always so sweet and caring. I stopped liking it because my friends would talk ALL DAY about it, just endlessly, to the point where I just hated it with such a passion. But I always thought Bella was a total moron, she really annoyed me.

  • I'm kind of sick of this twilight thing. Yes, the books are stupid and are nothing compared to 'highbrow' literature, yes, this last movie was ridiculous. But if you, by some strange miracle, did like the books or the movies, then just like it, for god's sake. Since when do people need to apologize for liking something, even if that something is not 'generally accepted' as good or whatever?

    Also, she isn't fucked unconscious, it only seems like that because the scene fades out, like you said.

  • @woohoowwww I don't apologise for liking it, I genuinely REGRET liking it, because with hindsight I can see that the messages in the Twilight series are actually dangerous to young women. I also don't enjoy reading the books anymore as they're dreadfully written, I've attempted to re-read them but found it impossible. back when I was 14 I didn't tend to notice these things, but I've grown up a bit now, so now I do.

  • Cheeseballs were definitely the stars here.

  • Wow lex it's like we share the exact same thoughts on twilight. EVERY thought and opinion you had and have on the books/movie/fan-dom are identically to my own. I was once a fan and than after the first movie I realized how ridiculous the books and movies truly are.

  • I read the books because I was told I couldn't say they were shit until id had read them. As it turned out i actually realy liked twilight book 1 (I remeber reading it whilst walking down stairs going from one class to another)

    Then book 2 was ok, I struggled to finish book 3 and I liked only the last half of book 4.

  • she isn't unconscious- and I am glad, cause I enjoyed it too

  • Yep. Don't remember the unconscious bit either... =/

    I thought BD was the weirdest movie of the saga. I "Wthed" so much with my friends at the wolf scene too.

    And bcz I live in a "more closed up" country, they cut out the honeymoon scene and the birthing scene =/ So I'll never know the horrid details of the c section =P

    I went through the twilight phrase too, a little over 2 years. Until the year I turned 16 =P

  • I too had a weak moment when I was 15 and being obsessed with twilight. Being young, you know... and stuff. I didn't see the horribleness really.

  • I thought she was unconscious. She wakes up in the morning and she doesn't remember what happened the previous night, and doesn't know how she got bruises and feathers all over her.

  • i don't think bella is fucked unconcious

    just fucked till see can't feel her lady parts

    being a twilight fan i enjoy the movies for the actors

    not so much anything else

    the books are  definitely better :)

  • How old are you? Just curious, not creepy :)

  • I've seen all the movies, and they make me want to read the books because to be honest, I don't think the movies are that interesting. The first one is boring, and then the next two were a little better and more funny. This latest one was strange and honestly kinda gross. Of course i'll still see the last one though. xD But I genuinely wonder what makes the books so enthralling, because the films are just a bunch of awkward conversations and heavy-breathing closeups.

  • didn't expect this video so early!

  • 'I used to love twilight but i'm much more mature now, hunger games is brilliant'

  • @tooyjfwn er, The Hunger Games are nothing like the Twilight series.

  • She wasn't unconscious in the book, no.

  • Nah, she wasn't unconscious. She had sex and then fell asleep, like normal people, but the bruises and stuff kinda freaked me out :)

  • Hahaha, nice Lex, I'm kinda half worried that the same thing will happen to me if I go to the movie.

  • in comparison to you being on holiday so you couldn't get the book, when the deathly hallows book was released i cried 'caue my mum wouldn't let me buy it.. it was because my sister bought it for me as a thanks for being an usher at her wedding. i had to wait until june/ july and i was not amused! :3

  • she is quoted to be 'unobservant' so she goes in her own world apparently. still shockingly bad

  • 2:41 PERFECT description of the situation. thank you lex

  • Cheeseballs, ftw.

  • don't remember the unconscious thing either 

  • Ah Edward, making girls disappointed by my lack of rock hard abs and sparkly complexion since 2005 ¬¬

  • Yay (:

  • First and proud :D

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