@xenasnotdead *pats you on the bac* its ok let it out let it out I think everyone should have a 'fistdar' as to not make this messed up mistake ever again.
@xenasnotdead lol there should be a couger version of animal control (tv ad------------------->"cougers being to feisty or too friendly for your liking call couger control so we could leash them and take them way"
sweet jewbus this makes me giggle everytime
hornedkitpup 3 months ago
Hahahahaa xD awesome. Sorry for your pain. But this is hilarious x3
KalmaOneNine 9 months ago
oh my god, lol!
Aerlias 1 year ago
HAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLASS!
although i feel u may have been inspired by actual events... ;-/
ainz12 1 year ago
@ainz12 perchance ;)
xenasnotdead 1 year ago
fisting on the first date! talk about ouch in the vajay even with the magic lube X_x
millerlite252 1 year ago
@millerlite252 I know right bad things a;ways hapen to me :(
xenasnotdead 1 year ago
@xenasnotdead *pats you on the bac* its ok let it out let it out I think everyone should have a 'fistdar' as to not make this messed up mistake ever again.
millerlite252 1 year ago
@millerlite252 it was literally THE single worst dating experiance of my entire sexual history
xenasnotdead 1 year ago
@xenasnotdead there should be fisting police they're number should be 347-843-5763 (fist help me!) to arrest ppl who do fisting at the wrong time.
millerlite252 1 year ago
@millerlite252 that is so happening it can be part of my whole lesbian empire...fistline and cougers.com
xenasnotdead 1 year ago
@xenasnotdead lol there should be a couger version of animal control (tv ad------------------->"cougers being to feisty or too friendly for your liking call couger control so we could leash them and take them way"
millerlite252 1 year ago