you shoulda tried to pickpocket your money back and have him not notice.... I always found it odd i could pickpocket a guard when its just me and him around and have him not notice.
i'm a little late to the party, but i had to give my compliments to the chef. this was seriously fucking funny, the timing is perfect on every single joke. each one landed for me. i don't really "subscribe" to videos because i don't see the point, but i'll definitely subscribe to you on the off chance some talent scouts see your video and say "well, he only has 9,999 subs. 10,000 would be impressive, but these guys don't have what it takes." I will be that ten thousandth subscriber, kind sirs.
@iSmkoeBluntsToMyFace thank you very much, kind sir. i assure you, though it's been a while since we have uploaded, that there is plenty more to come!
lmfao... i get on youtube every morning and i see this video on my likes.. and i just HAVE to watch it every time..and every time I do it keeps getting funnier... lol great job guys
That was soo funny! I was laughing the whole time! The acting is fantastic - the NPC is great haha and the brothel joke was hilarious. Make more of these!
The video is great, keep up the good work. Sorry that my comment was taken the wrong way. I'm surprised you even responded to it. It's obvious that both of them don't exist. It wasn't obvious that it was a derivative of moon sugar in the game lore, since all of the skooma looked like bongs and for the longest time I had also come to the same assumption until reading something about it by chance.
Okay so this is the funniest thing I've seen so far in 2011. Hands down. Especially since I used to play this game for hours on end. btw, The sound recording in this is VERY good!!
i was waiting for a guard to come running up from no where screaming "STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"
poptart2nd 1 day ago
I love oblivion and this parody really resembles the game. Good Job! :D
lauraisgroovy 1 week ago
No more.. your frightening me.
SceneShuffler 1 week ago
I don't remember oblivion grahpics being So amazing
MegaFallout3Freak 2 weeks ago
Haha, brilliant, very funny and a great parody!
testure1982 3 weeks ago
@moonman57 haha damn straight! thanks for the sub!! =)
distorm 1 month ago
Now we know what Dareloth was growing in his garden.
moonman57 1 month ago
awesome!
TiamatSereghon 2 months ago
This is brilliant. You've actually captured what Oblivion was actually like! Haha.
mjuo 2 months ago 3
quite funny
Preroyalty 2 months ago
that adam's apple bugs me
vo7tage 2 months ago
reddit brought me here!
derajthebrave 2 months ago
@derajthebrave Reddit also brought me here, but unlike you, I don't see that as an achievement to brag about.
nfgpunk 2 months ago
@nfgpunk You're fat in real life.
derajthebrave 2 months ago
Worst. Persuasion. System. Ever.
DukeVonCheesus 2 months ago
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!
th0usandyears0fdeath 2 months ago 2
@Keenanwbarbee Daveoth's high quality bro!
distorm 2 months ago 3
50 GOLD FOR A DUBSACK???
Keenanwbarbee 2 months ago
highlarious
SAPindakaas 3 months ago 8
@SAPindakaas oooooh i see what you did there!!
distorm 3 months ago 4
I could do with some skooma right about now.
AlwaysLearningTech 3 months ago
brilliant! keep up the good work, just spot on :)
Bossatron 3 months ago
this is great!!
MainOffenderKZ 4 months ago
you shoulda tried to pickpocket your money back and have him not notice.... I always found it odd i could pickpocket a guard when its just me and him around and have him not notice.
gringolazlo 4 months ago
@buizberder THIS is our next move sir! /watch?v=t6MIHvMCvpA&feature=channel_video_title
distorm 4 months ago
@risingbabylon thanks dude! it's people and subscribers like you that make us want to keep making videos!
distorm 4 months ago
you guys are talented .
RisingBabylon 4 months ago
the joke shoulda been why don't cats work in brothels because they have enough pussy already
unheardcky 5 months ago
Skyrim needs to come out already
superlucci 5 months ago
So thats how u persuade!
CommanderRanger 5 months ago
Hahaha Brillant
TheKingNarwhal 5 months ago
at 1:23 you couldve stopped you had high enough points
Crazychris902 5 months ago
@Crazychris902 maybe you should have stopped the video at 1:23 then!
distorm 5 months ago 11
STOP, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW! Surrender now or pay with you blood!
TheLeakyJuicebox 5 months ago
skyrim graphics right there
SlyFly47 6 months ago
What, no STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM at the end?
funx24X7 6 months ago
Best Oblivion parody I've ever seen.
aFr0ed 6 months ago
good parody
cobracop1 7 months ago
you better sell me that weed mate or we're gunna have a fight on our hands lmao instant classic
unheardcky 7 months ago
@TheRicardoAguirre 159,640 people didn't subscribe! =P
distorm 7 months ago 15
@distorm I TAKE THAT CHALLANGE UPON THEE, AND I SHALL SUBSCRIBE!! WHAT IS YOUR NEXT MOVE SIR?
buizberder 5 months ago
dude this is hilarious
AngryStockboys 7 months ago
MOREEE!!!
SeriouslyOne 7 months ago
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cksugdad 7 months ago
Combining my two favourite things into one video! Excellent work!
RobbithThePengin 7 months ago
This is hilarious!! Real life Oblivion videos are always fantastic, wouldn't mind seeing more :D
By the way, whoever the Dealer was has a fantastic voice. Actor quality right there. Good job!!
kireraven 7 months ago
SKOOMA!!!
celestecristal852 7 months ago
I just love how "Daveoth's" facial expression changes suddenly back to normal each time. Hilarious!
abakst 7 months ago 4
Hahah wtf is happening at 2:17??
torchiest 7 months ago
Awsome video
clonechris14 8 months ago
@clonechris14 thanks dude! appreciate it!
distorm 8 months ago
@clonechris14 I doubt you really mean that
Azuresong 7 months ago 3
Niiiiice.
MisterPenguinMusic 8 months ago
@MisterPenguinMusic thanks dude!
distorm 8 months ago
Freaking amazing, do one about l.a. noire
MJ787878 8 months ago
@MJ787878 i guess we'll have to play the game first! there will be a demon's souls one coming in the not too distant future. ;)
distorm 8 months ago
I'm glad buying weed isn't this complicated in real life. Alteast for me it's not! :D
Fishstixj4l 8 months ago
Blow away, windbag! :P
FirewitchMusic 8 months ago
i'm a little late to the party, but i had to give my compliments to the chef. this was seriously fucking funny, the timing is perfect on every single joke. each one landed for me. i don't really "subscribe" to videos because i don't see the point, but i'll definitely subscribe to you on the off chance some talent scouts see your video and say "well, he only has 9,999 subs. 10,000 would be impressive, but these guys don't have what it takes." I will be that ten thousandth subscriber, kind sirs.
iSmkoeBluntsToMyFace 8 months ago 8
@iSmkoeBluntsToMyFace thank you very much, kind sir. i assure you, though it's been a while since we have uploaded, that there is plenty more to come!
distorm 8 months ago 2
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1Suede2 8 months ago
lmfao... i get on youtube every morning and i see this video on my likes.. and i just HAVE to watch it every time..and every time I do it keeps getting funnier... lol great job guys
xXxGLORYxXx 8 months ago 2
haha.... too real
breadboss 8 months ago
THAT WAS AMAZING
EstoyLigado 9 months ago
LOL you guys are my heroes
DaJoker93 9 months ago
holly australian wasnt expecting that
deathtothefoxes 10 months ago
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I doubt you really mean that...
theShadowviking 10 months ago
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theShadowviking 10 months ago
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theShadowviking 10 months ago
hahahhaha very good
850iStyle 10 months ago
That was so awesome!!
VoodooMagick 10 months ago
wORld ov weedcraft xD tHE nOwLD gamEA :D
InTerrStellIuM0xID 10 months ago
Aye, I'd be better off talking directly to the NPCs than using this! It just confuses me.
SamPD2 10 months ago
i wish i could make people be my friend by throwing gay compliments at them and telling sexual kitten jokes :(
killaguy555 11 months ago
NO MORE, YOU'RE FRIGHTENING ME!
TzarnazProductions 11 months ago 5
What's better than someone calling you stupid for misrepresenting the name of a fictional drug?
Nothing, that's what. Stay classy, internet.
FreshmanThesis 11 months ago
I bet he's a journeyman of blunt
darthmilo77 11 months ago 6
@darthmilo77 Oh my God LOL
ThePvPExperience 11 months ago
Funny & creative !! Thanks !! Makes me wonder what the" Expert of" perks are !! LOL!
vikngwill 11 months ago
Love it!
memoryhero 11 months ago
Quick load time to get to Daveoth's area.
hammerwolke 11 months ago
this dealer has the greatest voice ever.
TheThelonesomemoo 11 months ago 9
That was soo funny! I was laughing the whole time! The acting is fantastic - the NPC is great haha and the brothel joke was hilarious. Make more of these!
c0nlin 11 months ago
That was fantastic.
digitalwaylander 11 months ago
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!!!!!!
misterishly 11 months ago
I was expecting "stop right the criminal scum" in the end - oh well
hoza41 11 months ago
I like the part where none of this is funny.
ShowToddSomeLove 11 months ago
Nobody cares what skooma actually is you autistic retards.
mf91007 11 months ago 6
morrowind > oblivion
Robstailey 11 months ago 4
Haha that was awesome man
Biscuitlord 11 months ago
Skooma isn't weed, it's a derivative of moon sugar you fucking crack addict.
crackorjackzors 11 months ago 55
@crackorjackzors both of which don't actually exist...
distorm 11 months ago 64
The video is great, keep up the good work. Sorry that my comment was taken the wrong way. I'm surprised you even responded to it. It's obvious that both of them don't exist. It wasn't obvious that it was a derivative of moon sugar in the game lore, since all of the skooma looked like bongs and for the longest time I had also come to the same assumption until reading something about it by chance.
Anyway, keeping making videos!
crackorjackzors 11 months ago
mmmmmm. moon sugarness
Seanyou100 11 months ago
STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! THIS VIDEO IS NOW FORFEIT!
ButlerSONG 11 months ago 3
As nerdy as it sounds, this actually makes me want to play oblivion again.
55555bob 11 months ago 6
LOL nice! Only 2 complaints; it was too short and after you bought skooma and walked away, the seller shoulda moved his head and watched you.
el1te0n3 1 year ago
Incredible, but too short.
TheBadSniper 1 year ago
@WerewolfSwordsmen Nice screen name. I love it!
phantumwolf 1 year ago
That is how every NPC in oblivion sounds LOL
wjmiller132 1 year ago
haha this is great. GREAT
33countryboy33 1 year ago
Awesome video! Really well done.
NiveusLuxLucis 1 year ago
this video is a fantastic video.
dinosmashify 1 year ago
:D
elitehumanoid70 1 year ago
Unfortunately Skooma is just liquid form moon sugar
MrScorn 1 year ago 25
@MrScorn Oh dear! how unfortunate.
distorm 1 year ago 25
@MrScorn
thats the whole joke though, i mean look at his face when he recieves the skooma. he went through all of that and didnt even get the weed
DevilsVocals 11 months ago
@MrScorn And moonsugar is a sort of drug so wheres the problem?
RRFGI 11 months ago
@RRFGI They wouldn't contain an illegal liquid drug in a bag for various reasons. That's what the problem is.
MrScorn 11 months ago
@MrScorn ah right, makes sense
RRFGI 11 months ago
this is fake! if it was real he woulda been jumping everywhere instead of walking to increase his agility.
CaptainEpic 1 year ago
@CaptainEpic ahahahahahahaha
xShawnutsx 1 year ago
Bah.. its not bad but I expected a little bit more stuff to go on in the vid...
alexsamuraiuuu 1 year ago
I FUCKING LOVE how his face goes back to normal each time lol
macros117 1 year ago 3
rules.
MrRighteouSeed 1 year ago
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
cheeseman369 1 year ago 2
"Bag of scooma received" Priceless.
ironious2 1 year ago 2
"Bag of scooma recieved" Priceless.
ironious2 1 year ago
Who else was waiting for a policeman to arrive and say "Stop you've violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!"?
drewerd15 1 year ago 5
23 people suck at persuasion
majorgiggles 1 year ago
Okay so this is the funniest thing I've seen so far in 2011. Hands down. Especially since I used to play this game for hours on end. btw, The sound recording in this is VERY good!!
TheRed201025 1 year ago
YES! YES!!!!
ATA4201488 1 year ago
Amazing video, but you totally missed a trick by not having a cop show up at the end and shout "STOP! You've violated the law!"
therealquasar 1 year ago 6
Effin epic!
Thcif 1 year ago
This shit is hilarious
JAfromNJ 1 year ago
We Aussies kick arse!
XcOm012345 1 year ago
Bag of Skooma! genius. shady sams gonna be pissed to hear hes got competition.
dropdgtar 1 year ago
Halt criminal scum!
Arachnaboy 1 year ago
No more! You're frightening me!
arcanica 1 year ago
lmao this was pretty good
xHamscramx 1 year ago
OOOHHH THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!
ryuman757 1 year ago 2
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDLMAOLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! to much man
TheArmourBearer1 1 year ago
God there needs to be more of these
rprince12345 1 year ago 3
More more!!!
rprince12345 1 year ago
Another satisfied customer...
Typhoon10000 1 year ago 3
18 People actually tried talking to a dealer like that ...
ratemyanus 1 year ago 4
holy CRAP gordon freeman
morath98 1 year ago 3
LOL its good to see quality parodys like this.
lastride29 1 year ago 2
Lol i like it
megashawn100 1 year ago
Daveoth's voice sounded as if directly cut out of the game... :) Cool :)
LinusHagne 1 year ago
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
vegardhe 1 year ago 165
@vegardhe THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!
flurpleparrot 11 months ago
is this a mod???? jk
Jecool242 1 year ago
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Panda33333333 1 year ago
@WerewolfSwordsmen thanks! I used a canon 5D mkii and a zoom z4n for the audio
distorm 1 year ago 6
lol
ledbthand 1 year ago
Nice
MapleBalls 1 year ago
Watching this video makes everything seem right with the world.
Erotisphere 1 year ago
PAW hand jobs hahahha
raditzthecabbage 1 year ago
@raditzthecabbage Now I get it xD
TheoneandonlyGTA 1 year ago
Is that the guy from the "Tourettes Karaoke R.E.M's 'Losing my religion'" video? Is he faking it in that one?
AndresUppsala1 1 year ago
@AndresUppsala1 he has a tendency to sing a lot. unfortunately he doesn't sing any R.E.M. sorry guy.
distorm 1 year ago
This video is genuinely what got me into Oblivion
jpivotmaker 1 year ago
BEAST!
YourPaigey 1 year ago
best thing on the internet
mechkl 1 year ago
"Your face is very handsome, and uh, I'm sure you're very kindly to friends." ahahaha The whole persuading process is funny as hell.
ReThinkHeroic 1 year ago
Haha this is pretty good. One of the better ones...even though it's about weed. lol
ReThinkHeroic 1 year ago
Good stuff
ped0bearable 1 year ago
stop you law breaker!!
sneakybutcher1 1 year ago
Needed some violation of the law
Fkpuz 1 year ago 3
This made my day.
FearTheLivingDFG 1 year ago
Man, your camera is awesome, really good work!
I hope you make some more oblivion parodies, like maybe someone running into you in the woods while your waiting and they would be like "Wtf? hello?"
that would be awesome.
I also love the fact that you're Australian, I am too.
The Hunter Valley in New South Wales reminds me A LOT of Cyrodiil!
Keep up the good work guys!
:D
MrSilencer789 1 year ago
wow, for some reason this was the funniest thing i have seen in awhile... "I doubt you really mean that" lol
Straighty82 1 year ago
Good work people.
Hemmels 1 year ago
this is the best oblivion live action video
DhieP9 1 year ago
Very funny, it has everything ya need dank, oblivion music and speach, plus a British guy hahahaha
evan4747 1 year ago
By the Nines!
HandofDoom01 1 year ago
Later, when his Mom is knocking on his bedroom door i bet he says..."For the love of Azura can't a man get some privacy around here?"
HandofDoom01 1 year ago
anyone else notice how at 1:29 the disposition goes down, only to rise again at 1:39??
RandomPope 1 year ago
@RandomPope are you a genius? for real?
distorm 1 year ago 32
@RandomPope are you stupid? its because he said a negative comment so it drops.
Your stupid
haydensk 1 year ago
@RandomPope dude totally saw that! i had to go back to check because i thought i was going crazy!
CherBear461 1 year ago
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@RandomPope dude totally saw that! i had to go back to check because i thought i was just going crazy!
CherBear461 1 year ago
this video is hilarious. It almost makes me want to reinstall oblivion.
TheMysteriousAtheist 1 year ago
this is amazing! truly the best oblivion parody on youtube
BizarrelyFunny 1 year ago
type in "nathanchooper" into youtube. funniest videos ever!! soo good
all of them are so funny, must see!
THE equation is the best
guymanpigt646 1 year ago
You got to level up your speech to Journeyman or apprentice so you can get the rotate ability(Tip)
Frylockjamrock 1 year ago
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
getoffmyfrigginlawn 1 year ago 4
STOP! You violated the law! Your weed is now forfiet!!..
kordulus 1 year ago
WHY. WONT. YOU. DIE? haha I love this game with a passion
soulfly801028 1 year ago
WHY DONT YOU JUST FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!?
ExopoliticalIdealist 1 year ago
The dealer reminds me of Orson Welles a bit.
OrganStoff 1 year ago