Washing Machine

[Flood2121]

Good old Brick Top :)

[beardtrick]

Listen you fuc.....

[TheRecordLounge]

You're a washing machine! Now FACKING WASH! I will not tell you again!

[stoph2]

@TheRecordLounge I'm from the East End and I object to i spelled "fackin"... He clearly said "FUCKIN", "fackin" is south of the border!

[TheDonCon]

@stoph2

The dirty part

[davecoyle1]

I don't care what it says on the label, you're a washing machine now FUCKING WASH

[xXJimmyChaosXx]

Washing up shitty pants and shit, is that what you want?

[vonteflon]

@xXJimmyChaosXx - I have never understood why people recite random lines from comedy videos in the comments on youtube, but if you're going to do it at least get it right - he says "mopping up shitty pants and sheets".

[xXJimmyChaosXx]

@vonteflon to be honest einstein, it sounds like shit to me and even if it is sheets, which it could well be, its an easy mistake to make, not too bad considering i have no hearing in my left ear

[vonteflon]

@xXJimmyChaosXx Mate, you're not going to make me feel bad about your ear - that has nothing to do with it, use your right one. Of course it's sheets, that way his comment makes sense.

[xXJimmyChaosXx]

@vonteflon oh come off it mate, as if i give 2 shits wether someone on youtube feels bad about my ear. it could quite easily be mistaken for shit. and use my good ear? what do you expect me to put my ear against a speaker just so i get every word Right incase johnny jobsworth has a problem with a mistake. Get over it

[vonteflon]

@xXJimmyChaosXx Now I look like a miserable pedant. And on a comedy video too. I still don't get the random typing of lines from the clip, but seems I'm in the minority there.

[chopsygirl]

You're a washing machine, now fucking wash!!

Ha i want to see what he says to the kettle

[jackjude]

I passed Armando on the street one day an just said "Iannuccccciiiiii" in a low voice as I past. I hope a made him feel cool...which of course he is.

[donoghue1987]

i found this funny but i must of been realy bored to of typed in washing machine on youtube

[olihill101]

'You're a washing machine now fucking wash.' Brilliant.

[hetty464]

oh god Bricktop lolololol..excellent! :) x

[goldbikechamp]

Wait a minute, he says "yea my kettle cuts out at boiling point", errmm, is it just me or does every kettle do that o_O

[vonteflon]

@goldbikechamp - Listen you fu.... He says "it cuts out just before it gets to boiling point". Blimey, if you're going to be a pedant, at least listen to the bloody thing properly.

[mspratz]

@goldbikechamp fucking well observed!!! It was the joke you peckerdillo!!! lol

[goldbikechamp]

@mspratz GTFO

[mspratz]

@mspratz  Oh dear!!! Someone dosen't like a bit of banter!!!!!

[LilBigSmoke]

@mspratz you replied to yourself...nice one genius. Plus that wasn't the joke you peckerdillo.

[SupremeDalek1000]

"I don't care what it says on the label. You're a washing machine, now fucking wash. I will not tell you again!" Alan Ford is fucking legend xD

[JISINSANE3]

Fucking brick top is not to be fucked with!

[GeorgeTink]

Terry Tibbs

[cicadafan]

lol get brick top to talk to north korea XD

if you bomb south korea one more tim i swear i will fucking break your legs ,chop you into little pieces and feed them to pigs

[ExplosiveFireOfYouth]

You can fuck off to Tibet, and I shall have men, nutters, from Parkhurst, dressed in yeti suits, up Everest with meat cleavers ready to chop your tarty fuckin legs off

Your on thin fuckin ice my Pedegree chums :D

[schmagum]

@ExplosiveFireOfYouth Goody gumdrops. Now put the kettle on.

[gijoeproducer]

lmfao!!!!!!!

[AlonzoMartinez11]

so good

[TheIkaraCult]

i love the way it cuts out as soon as he goes "listen you fa.."

[WNxAtlas]

Why the blarg is there a washing machine in the kitchen anyways?!

[HustlerPumpkin]

@WNxAtlas it's fairly common in the UK ;)

[rs250nut]

He's not an eastend thug hes a top gezza

[00woolley]

Dear East end thug, could you please have a word with the new youtube administrators.

[tekvid]

@00woolley What, THESE youtube administrators...? Listen you FU...

[christschinwon]

whats perfect about Mr Iannucci's sketch show is the overall feeling that nothing matters. It didn't do Nietzsche any harm. Basically whatever we do we're all fucked!

[BaldricksGhost]

Genius again from Iannucci - this series was criminally overlooked. See his stuff about being awkward at dinner parties ('..it's in the pie!!') and the scene at the car repair centre when the customer hands over his credit card, ''we're all tw*ts'). A comedy legend as proven by his continuing success with 'The Thick of It'.

[tomtom66631]

lmfao

[montyballs]

what a fuckin cunt lol

[pablokotey]

..."end up in an old people's home mopping up shitty pants and chintz". this is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Genius

[drphobias]

FACKING BRILLIANT!

[willmross]

this is fucking excellent !!!! what a legend !

[dirtyden1984]

jokesssssssssssss

[diderr01]

"Do you want me to have a word?"

"Yes, Please"

"Listen you fuck!"

[seanjosephhayes]

Now fackin wash hahaha brilliant haha and those saying this is garbage lighten up you sad acts bet you couldn't cone up with a funny idea like that lol how awkward brick top looks when he says alright after fixing the washer as well lol

[lustreboy]

ah that is so good!!!

theres so many bits that are genius!!

I love the lok on Armando's face at the end when he says "yes please" like he's a kid at school who's been bullid for years, then gets a big strong mate who stand sup for him,

"you want me to bash this prick for you? "

"yes please"

brilliant!!!!! the guys a genius

[HokayT]

Brick Top is just....over the TOP ;)

[GavIs1338]

the "bits of old banana" gets me every time :P

[SHOOT3RiG3ARS]

I wanna see what he says to the kettle :O

[AllSystems]

this really works if you know the right people

[HyenaStudios]

Folks: If you do NOT like british black humor, then I will kick you into your F** D**** N*** ! ... ;)

[NYDarkBlue]

Had me laughing out loud .

[littledolphin32]

What GARBAGE!.

[Pepotamo1985]

Moron.

[billybass116]

best washer vid i seen yet lmao

[xXJimmyChaosXx]

the venom that he puts in the word 'wash' is absolutely brilliant

[ashleydrollinson]

no one would beleive me if i told them this actually worked

[rankingjohnmajor]

Ford is hilarious. Maybe a bit one dimensional bit still fucking funny

[pompey8scummers]

haha he is wikid!

[alonsototote]

Oh!! Why did you cut off the part of the kettle!! hahaha

[benkav93]

this is the reason why british comedy is best

[mrloverpants]

ive got this on my phone... just so i can watch it everywhere absolute fuckin classic....... this is the funniest ever... ooooohhhhh yeah... now...fuck off!!!!!

[TomBag26]

i don't care wot it says on the label, ur a washing machine, now fuckin wash!!!! lmao

[pompeyboyuk]

LOL !! theres so much stuff he says

[SusuLovesYou]

LOL!! He should fix my internet.

[1adamstephen]

LOL

[Clacatoo]

This is fucking classic Fav

[DJHenrySlick]

does any1 know where the kettle 1 is.

[DJHenrySlick]

america has nothin like this.

hahahaha.

[killkraft2k7]

HAHA BRICKTOP =D

[entershikariemo]

listen u fucking KETTLE CUNT  lol

[AlwaysBelieveBasso]

i love alan ford, hes an absolute legend!

[mrjasonrowland1986]

That's Genius

[thisnuhfinehuh]

guna shove them down your powder tray like bits of old bannana !! HAHAHAHAH Classic

[BriWayne]

this is class!

[uTuBeMeNaCe]

Better when ma mate liam does it LOL

[synysterrhys]

No, it's not.

[uTuBeMeNaCe]

Yes it really is.

How would you know anyways?

Spyin on me u perv?

[synysterrhys]

what the fuck are you on about you twat

[uTuBeMeNaCe]

wtf ?? al i said was better when my mate does it

fuckin pussyole

[synysterrhys]

your comments have been hidden due to the fact people have clicked the thumbs down you absolute fucking tool. Your cunt mate liam does not do it better than the guy himself, how can that even be true. Muppet.

[oAngrySalado]

No thank you turkish, im sweet enough.

[synysterrhys]

put her on a lead turkish, you dont want her to get bitten!

[shannmc01]

Wonder if he can get my dishwasher working again?

[Boschlover]

Cool, lol

[Washmaschine]

Brilliant video!! I laughed when I saw that. I couldn't belive how he could talk to a Hotpoint like that and a minute later it was tumbling again. Wish I could do the same thing to my Hotpoint!

[Boschlover]

Why? I thought your hotpoint was working

[Washmaschine]

Well I wish that I could tell it not to give me as much balancing trash before spins as it can do sometimes. That would be so good!

[Boschlover]

oh ok, why don't u try it, maybe it will work, u never know

[danksubs52]

hahahahaha absolute genius

[thatskepticguy]

'thanks very much!'...'s'wight' (smile)

Genius.

[mickeo88]

fucking bricktop WIN!!!!

[OneGamblor]

HAHAHA hes hilarious one of my favourite actors.

[VforVerdin]

he showed tht machine

[zillahgrey13]

Win.

[hobba78]

if you dont start turning ill tear u apart so totally u will look like a fucking micano set

[coster993]

lol

[Boschlover]

Go away u stupid idiot

[radiodarkhorse]

brilliant!

[uthaiwan69]

one of the funniest things ive ever seen, brilliant.

[Adoniram1986]

Yeah!!! Legend!!!

[linebass2]

funny as shit!

[bradthelawdexter]

does anyone have the next part to this. class!!

[punkmanplus44]

there isn't a second part. it stops intentionally. it's part of the joke...

[ollyski81]

This is fucking brilliant LOLOLOLOL!

[GlennIQ160]

.......and the notice below it that says "remember not to drink bleach"! Fucking brilliant!

[silentgreytiger]

I never noticed the "emergency battenburg" at the start before :P

[SJACK13]

class!

[hpstarman]

"CLASS ACT"

[TERRIERPACK]

Alan Ford, Top Geezer..!

Plays the under world parts Spot oONNNNNNNN..!

[kozletoooooo]

haha cool video haha, Alan Ford is one of the greatest

[Bubblesandlittleone]

May'be I need to get rid of my stress to this way. lol.

[HyenaStudios]

And when I come back tomorrow, I will bring you a pair of trousors that say: DRY CLEAN ONLY ... and YOU will gonna wash them! I DON'T care what says on the lable! You are a washing machine, now f*ckin' wash! I will NOT turn YOU again! ... ;) *spinning roar*

[dreadmorayeel]

"what...this kettle?" RFLMFAO!!!

[pidgedapimp1991]

"rflmfao" u rele are a loser

[Gabriel165561]

Alan Ford is God. LOL.

I Keep watching this Over/Over/Over/Over/Over/Etc..

[HyenaStudios]

You want me to have a word? - Yes, please! - Listen, you fu** ... LOL

[oldskl07]

NOW FUCKING WASH

[TGMF83]

"I'm gunna bring round a pair of trousers that says dry clean only and your gunna wash em" lol

[HyenaStudios]

I had already rated it 5*, but I rated it again, you cheap peace of metalized crap ... LOL!

[berner]

"You're a washing machine, now facking wash!" HEHE

[liamsevil]

what a fucking lemon ...are you looking at my wife's c*nt you mug!

[allboutk]

this is why i brought the dvd

[haniee]

haaa, proper funny (: love it x

[mans0nsbitch]

Your a washing machine .....Now fucking wash XD:P love it

[JDodgers]

"There's a gentleman here, who's paid a lot of money for you, and he's not happy". Brilliant. My fave sketch from this series.

[SecretAttraction]

This washing machine has no future or career. lol.

[SecretAttraction]

You should be nice to that piece of crap. You could be washing by hand or in the bathtub or sink. Ouch.

Good wash days.

[mondyboy81]

Genuis stuff, Alan Ford is a legend of comedy performance in this sketch.

[JamieChipLuck]

"ur a wasching machine, now fucking wash" lol great :D

[bearcub410]

i think this is one of the best clips on youtube thanks

[PotBellyShogun]

"Your a washing machine, now fucking WASH!" lmao

[matthewbgod]

I know this doesn't work but I keep trying anyway

[NicosNicosNicosNicos]

You're probably just not doing it right!

[HyenaStudios]

This show is fantastic! I give it 6 stars! Ohh, wait ... there are just 5 stars available at YouTube:

"YouTube, Listen you fucc..." ;)

[Houck1337]

:D This guy rules. lol

[Isleofskye]

Love the punchline regarding the kettle!..I know whats coming but it makes me laugh every time!

[Isleofskye]

Thats exactly the clip I want!...The Alan Partridge sketch with Alan Ford where during the interview he brings up the case that he murdered his wife and ven re-enacts the scene inthe Studio!

[rishic]

has any one got that clip with alan ford as the east end thug being interviewed by alan partridge. alan keeps refering to an incident that involved ford beating up someone and gettin cleared off the charges???

[Isleofskye]

@rishic

Alan Partridge meets Bricktop.

Like you I was also looking for this gem on here.:)

[leejohnson007]

i dont care what the label says  lol gold

[tru2004]

Listen you fa.... LOL :D

[Isleofskye]

I love the way when he thanks him that the "thug" smiles graciously and becomes very humble!...then he starts on the kettle! Class!

[frankhass]

total classic !!

[MyDramaQueen]

Brilliant! I would love for him to talk to my Kenmore HE3t. It has flood my house four times and is out of commission again. I wish Sears would just replace it!

[PabloDoom]

Yep...Alan Ford's the best

[Skelbagz]

Absolutely brilliant.

[unclebernie]

i wish i had a voice like alan ford..endless fun

[DoomTrain666]

this makes me laugh every day, its so brilliant! You watch those Smosh kids and then you watch this, and you realise how much better this is.

[Fredriksam]

Lol Alan Ford is the best. Also hillarous video.

[LeboviciAB84]

Ah, the endlessly versatile Alan Ford. "<i>Can you send round an East End thug?</i>" A career summed up in eight words.

[canadiandaveyk]

Ha. You're right.

[jedypower]

lol