SILLY Jokes

[XxRAVENlxX]

Oh wow! Lol love yuh! The way u said those was funny:P

[CrystalRADICAL]

"that's not even clever. that's like a fact."

[mackiroks7]

hahhah i love you :D

[cupcakeloverrrr444]

OMG!! i have a joke... WHAT DID THE BROWN CHICKEN SAY TO THE BROWN COW!?!?!

BOWN CHIKEN BROWN COW

you say it like bow-chika-wow-wow

[Sakunavai]

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No-eye-deer (No idea for those who didn't get it.)

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?

A: Because he thought it was a piece of cake! -.- <-- I got that off the back of a penguin bar. :/

[FREAKYFRIDATGIRL]

jb in the bak round..

[weirdoneontheblock]

Why did the boy drop his icecream? He was run over by a car.

[omgsomeusername]

Stop talking, faggot, and get a real job.

[crystalperez1235]

the black parade one

[TheBoz1997]

i dont believe tht last popsiclee.. SHOW ME THE STICK.... twss

[TheBoz1997]

thats what she said. your welcome

[MrOdhran10]

Do u Like JB

[BADGERBRANDON777]

What did the mermaid do last saturday night?? She ate sea-men

[hunter3824]

what did the mermaid do last saturday night UR MOM!!!!!!!!!!

[hunter3824]

i accidentally made the screen freeze when i heard justin biebers song at the end

[sardeenz]

how about...

If Kanye can steal the mic...

Can we really call Taylor swift??

HAR HAR HAR... err...

[DeathwishGlasses]

Roll a forty down the street? Thats awesome!

[FearYourTears]

Whats blue and smells like paint? Blue paint.

[KyleThePanda]

Vaginas.

[twix4life1]

because he forgot the words!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[VixenThorn]

"Roll a 40 down the street" rofl XD.

[iHappenedforareason]

Guess what my favorite joke is?

Why did Snoop Dogg need and umbrella?

IT WAS FO DRIZZLE!... I thought it was a knee slapper...

[shootingstar022]

@iHappenedforareason bahahaha no worries. i actually laughed at that one

[dopenezz1818]

rolla 40 down the street lmao

[MusicMan1330]

Supperman's WAY better!!!!!!!!! Supperman can FUCKING FLY!!!!!!!!!! End of story!!!!

[MrSuperman522]

This is the worse joke I hear knock knock who's there interrupting cow interrupting cow who and will that say who you say moo

[drAWSOME51]

@MajorShnupp ok

[drAWSOME51]

@MajorShnupp ahhh flash is my favorite superhero!

[beehappy718]

Batman is way more bad-ass than Superman and Flash!

[flamingskullz26]

nice jokes made me laugh

[beachbrunette219]

ths wasss soo funny

[holywaterband]

my god ur hott as fuck

[MissMissy1997]

haha that last one was RACIST!!! ohh thats hilarious... i liked the song in the backround. was that you or did u just find it somewhere??

[annnaisamazing]

i have a joke for you too :) what did the pillow say when it fell of the bed? oh sheet!

[android861]

if u want to start a black parade roll a forty down the street. big time racist

[RanDomDayS123]

Batman is way more badass than Superman and Flash[:

[TinaTazerExxDee]

Hahh Nice!(; Have yiu heard of this one?

What do you call a fish without eyes?

Fsh.

xD Lame Huhh?

SUBSCRIBE!:D

[OmgItsGabi123]

wow these jokes were sooo bad they actually made me laugh!!!

worst joke:

how does the lumber jack get onto his computer???

he logs-on

[132435423121]

So this Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

[XxFuNnYbUnNyXx100]

And The Worst Part Is...When You Tell Your Friend And All They Do Is "Ahaa..Clever!..." Or The Ones Who Laugh Like It Was Funny... Mmhm Yeah I Hate Those Bad Jokes On Popsicles...And Laffy Taffy! :O Your There Enjoying Your Popsicle Or Whatever And All You See Are These Letters..You Read It...Stare At It And Go..WTF?!..Who Ever Made These Needs To Stop..I Wanna Lock Them In A Closet.... No? Is That Just Me? HaHa XD Oh..Well! Now You Know Mystery Person Who Writes Really Bad Jokes! Watch Out O_O

[project2314]

Omg the last one was so rasist hahahahahahahaha

[ThePirateInPajamas]

Justin Bieber music in the back ground? xD

[ManyAwsomeNoodles]

my best frend told me dis stupid joke: Q:when do cows go 2 the movies? A:at the full MOOOO-n - seriosly?

[KrazyChik5981]

haha the jokes were crap but you were so funny when you said it and your reactions were hilarious -hits the thumbs up-

the worst joke, huh?

A jump lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

or this one:

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'."

"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"Well........It's not unusual........."

I won't lie that last one made me giggle a little but I'm not proud of it

[HolstnerKids]

worst joke, let me see heres one my friend made up

knock knock, whos there, none ya,

none ya who, none of ya beeswax. shes terible at making jokes O_O

[TheEGCommunity]

flash is better than batman...or something like that =)

[HahnJames]

Cool! I was looking for some new jokes. I delete the one about t the 40. That's just wrong on alll sides of the issue.

[syphoidi]

i'm black, that popsicle joke was so wrong l had to laugh.

[catloverxoxo2]

mine is roll a 40 down the street

[tomie38]

My favorite one is ERIK ERIK ERIK ERIK!!!!

[tomie38]

My favorite one is ERIK ERIK ERIK ERIK

[Lacey2099]

Wow that last one racist !

I'm not black but damn haha

[dapplefern]

how do u tell the difference between a gorilla and a rabbit?

A rabbit is a rabbit, a gorilla is a gorilla!

that is a real joke i once heard, i'm NOT even kidding! LOL

[TheParisflower]

spa-getti :D :D

to sea- a movie :D :D

[TheParisflower]

eric eric eric!!! :D :D hahhahhahha

[jojay2464]

my name is Jewel!!!!! :D and the musician wrote with cymbals!! get it!! like crash cymbals!!! the symbols r like letters! but if u were being sarcastic.... sorry. im very sarcastic but i cant tell if other ppl r being sarcastic.... :) but im happy u said jewel!!!

[97Scarygirl]

I love the last one "What did the dj name his kid? erik-erik-erik" I laughed at that one.

[WaterLily331]

I have been sitting here, fingers ready, all ready to type, "NO! Silly jokes are hilarious!"

...And then I heard the jokes.

[oifongkwok]

lmfao, i love your faces after you read the joke hahah

[IGotNerdz]

The worst joke i heard waz Wat goes up and never comes down

Your Height

[jordanevans100]

you made these more funny.

[eostre1000]

there's a bieber song in the background! yuck

[beautyofhajah]

Lol, we all know he made that last joke up! haha, it was pretty freaggin funny though. xD

[Shielow11]

this is good

[cianna15]

i like the last one it was really random wasen't expecting to hear a joke like that on a popsicle stick

[Haseeebo]

@cianna15 lol...you're funny.

[KieKieHuTkn]

lolz



[skullycarvergirl40]

racist popsicle stick O.O

[comingforyou10]

@MajorShnupp But what about them COMBINED think about that.

[TheEarthfreak]

Worst Joke ever that was on a laffy taffy wrapper- What do you call a dinosaur right after it gets out of the pool?.............Wet. :(

[Joanbuggy]

@TheEarthfreak

get it? ;O

[amburjam]

I was distracted by the song in the background

[Hildie003]

I heard Charlie puth singing baby in the background!

[BeverlyHillsCopAxelF]

Clearly those Dark Knight Frog-in-throat parodies are waaaay beter.

BATMAN FTW!!

[TheKing4aday]

i cried out of laughter lol that was pretty funny how you said those jokes man

[FollowerOfRunescape]

what did the mermaid do last saturday night?

Gee i bet anyone could make something like that perverted xD

[SK8tRinThELosT]

THATS WAT SHE SAID BITCH 0:31

[TheEpicman2006]

im tired of these freaking batman,superman,flash guys heres sumthin' new rollman hes quote is lets roll!

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?

A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

[Raisuke94]

Two stupid persons are counting a ball...

Two skeletons are pulling their skin...

Two bald guys are pulling their hair...

Chuck Norris once found a brick...

[Alienpelvis86]

Oh, bull, tht last one is so racist!

[Alienpelvis86]

Y'know, you always could've washed the sticks.... Oh yeah, and lol the Laffy Taffy ones never make sense lol.

[Alienpelvis86]

Y'know, you always could've washed the sticks....

[wafflesrgood9O0]

Wow! I had the exact whale joke!

[Mrmoonboy5]

◦How do you make anti-freeze?Take away her blanket.

actually thats kind of funny.

[Mrmoonboy5]

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Huh?

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you a tree?

No.

[drea8194]

@Mrmoonboy5 hahahaha what??

[Mrmoonboy5]

What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument?

A tuba toothpaste.

[thtswhoiam]

How do you start a war in Mexico? You roll a quarter down the street.

That was one of the worst.

[greenid94040]

what did the massage therapist have for dinner?

chicken fingers :D

[WaneFawesome]

Yeah sweet old "Andy" has been writing popsicle jokes for that company for over 75 years. He has two iron lungs and when he sneezes or farts, it sounds like your throwing about 5 dollars in change down a metal well. They just don't have the heart to fire him.

[SarahSlimpie]

haha, those jokes are so silly that they make me laugh! hahah

[MusicLovingSina]

just commenting to comment..

[Metteez]

thumbs up, if these jokes DID make you laugh.

[drea8194]

@Metteez lol its cuz of the way he said it

[GeorgiaRawrs]

I love Popsical jokes/laffytaffy jokes X3

[kaykay78945]

Knock Knock jokes...

[Kindathiskindathay]

i was drinking dr pepper when u read the last popsucle and i like tryed to swollow it then i did then it came back then i swollowed it again and its dusgusting

[raechizzle1]

This needs to go on a popsicle stick as soon as possibe.

[selenapirate]

My friend almost fell over at this joke =/....

Why couldn't the duck cross the road? ...because he had shades!!! (this is where i entered fake laugh) "yeah..., thats hilarous toria....(cheezy smile)"

Why she liked it idk....strange ppl...=/ lmao

[HAHALEEHE]

was that u singing on this vid if it was that was a good singing voise

[illegalAlexis]

My brother's name is Eric. :D

Your hair is swish, just saying.

[LiLJayM92]

knock knock... who's ther?... dr... Dr who?... you just said it. thats so funny everyone forgot to laugh!

[Paulaalicious]

Batman is way more awesome Than Superman >:o

[poopdodo123]

Way begins with the letter "t"

Is full of "t"

And ends with the letter "t"..??

:)))

A teapot!!!

Ahahahaa

(stole form banana Laffy taffy) :P

[PearFruit123]

What's brown and sticky? -A stick. 

[00iloveshanedawson]

the last one was bad bcuz im black

[Evelina0Cookie]

Why did the chiken cross the road?

give up?

to get to the other side! hahahahah funney hey?

[Mrmoonboy5]

wait, popsicle makers are racist, i used to look up to them.

[sorrymamaschild]

what do you get when you cross snow and a vampire? frostbite o.o that was off my popsicle stick.

[iamtheman805]

lol i showed my mom this video and when you got to to "black parade" joke she was like "THIS KID IS FUCKING RACEST" and then i told her that this video isnt about jokes its more about the song playing in the background .... so yeh

[carstorm85]

last joke rofl... the dj one wasn't bad either

[SanderRadionov5299]

Haha. *Commercial break*! Buy our new popsicles! They have jokes! They just make you speechless. Here's some words from all the satisfied Customers: 1:35

[SanderRadionov5299]

*Secret Comment*!!! Batman is way more awesome Than Superman!

Btw Nice Videos. Lol. Subbed...

[FastFROzen1]

im i the only one flailing his arms like a retard cuase of the horrible jokes i i litterally stoped eatting popcicles so i dont read that crap

[JaydenTheKangaroo]

What did one hat say to another hat?

You stay here while i go on a-HEAD

[grandmasterc345]

K THIS IS OFFICALLY MY FAV VIDEO EVER F-ING HALARIOUS btw THTS WHAT SHE SAID

[rissygurl11]

ur such a cutie!;]

[juliemusic87]

u get jokes on buiscuits called penguin the jokes are always so obvious lol

[97via]

omg you suck^^

[MegaDinoRawrr]

I noticed the Baby Cover by Tommy Patzius of discotothestars in the background and I was happy for the rest of the day:)

[Joanbuggy]

i like it, the fact that they put the racist joke on there was just hilarious.

[PaGeJoKa4]

all these jokes werent funny, but the wayy you said it made me laaugh(:

[RAWRxYAoi]

worst joke of ALL TIME:

why did the chicken cross the road?

...

i died a little inside having to say that -.-

[LilFrenchHornPlayer]

ok this ones pretty bad..well i think so

whats a rocks favorite music?

rock and roll!!! =P

[FireyArmpits]

the best joke jb is a man

[bmthxbfmvxwtk]

Whats big, black and long?

The line at centre link on saturday.

[raptor54321]

Dayum holocaust jokes are bad mmmkay i had a relative that died during it, he fell out of the guard tower.

[noemiserlovesyou]

lmaoo

worst jokes of life :p

k so,

what do you call a lease of false teeth?

a dental rental!!

pretty bad eh :P

btw, love your vids, keep it up! (:

[skaterchic131900]

batman is way more badass than superman and flash!! haha lmao

[DaizyLizard]

thats what she said

[MyLifeAsKatiee]

Okay here is an extremely sexist joke

A woman gets shot and killed while sitting in her living room, who's fault is it?

Answer: Her's because she wasn't in the kitchen!

My friend told me that and I couldn't stop laughing! XD

[Calex55KH]

@MyLifeAsKatiee HA!!

[rakeyrach]

you know how you have good jokes and dad jokes? (the popsicle jokes come under the catagory of dad jokes) well, i have a friend at school called laura and her jokes are in a league of their own. here's an example

laura: you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

us: ....

laura: oh wait! you can tune a fish! if you adjust the scales!!!!

us: *facepalm*

[Loooovingmusic]

haha

[morgasum132]

just better than shane dawson



[DinamicMC]

Thumbs down for you for Baby gay song.

[WerHotLoL]

Haha Batman is better than Superman and Flash q: .....but not better than Spiderman xD

[holycrap20fries]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[abby13t1]

I so ROFLed when he read the joke " what did the fish name his kid?... Gill" (not laughing at the joke but how he said it)!

[xCherishedChocolatex]

I love the irony of how "jokes" which are supposed to be funny are like the only things that AREN'T funny...

[sugarrush4405]

ERIC ERIC ERIC!!!!!!!!!!

[Alesandros356]

the whale joke was pretty awesome:D

but 98 people doesn't like the jokes on popstickels

[TheSoftballShorty]

muahahaha my 5 year old little brothers version of a knock knock joke:

knock knock

who's there?

banana

banana who?

banana knock knock tree!!

FAIL!!

[beniamino89]

You have WAY too much free time.

[wolf0805]

cut ur hair and i shall subscribe

[devilbaby46]

haha. my friend cheyenne told this to my friend kayti and she was the only one that laughed but it was pretty funny watching her laugh till she couldnt breath (:

How did burger king get Wendys pregnant?

he forgot to wrap his whopper.

tehe (:

[WooProductions101]

why did the chicken cross the road?...now thats the dumbest joke ever.

[lillylovespieX]

knock knock (whos there) lettuce (lettuce who?) lettuce in its cold outside

[GlTcHman64]

Saw the baker one coming 10 miles away. Who the hell comes up with these?

[imaoddballtehe]

ok best joke ever santa was mad and one of the angles brout a cristmas tree to cheer him up she said where do you want me to put it santa said up your *** and that is y the angle is on top of the cristmas tree

[3elmolover77]

th elast one about the parade i laughed harder than the rest of the vid.

[CheezyNachos246]

Ur so much better than JB HE SUCKS and yes i waz thinkin what u think i was thinking. No offense if u like him. I just dont like him.

[weXtheXbomb]

omg the last joke :O that was not on a popsicle stick :O NO WAY im pretty sure blacks might eat popsicles

[304ua]

wtf justin bieber in the back ground busted!!!!

[DBblondie]

@304ua it's not justin bieber, that guy singing actually sounds like a guy...

[ashez9686]

@304ua its charile puth not Jbeieber

[TheBeautyfulBunny]

Worst joke EVER!!!: why is the sky blue? Purple was taken! :-(

[misteriousscientist]

Nothing more to say than "XD" :D

[mysticowner4]

worst one you said...... everyone :3

[ILuvFrankIero4Eva]

LOLOLOL... awesome vid :D

[Mr360Show]

is that justin beiber in the..... nvm yes it was

[L0TT13P0T5]

i would have never have thought of saving up so many lolly pop sticks haha :P xx

[xxxAmber16xxx]

batman is way more bad ass than superman and the flash haha

[Sparkledrummer44]

did anyone else notice that he said start a "black pararde" then he said "its not ok" those are both my chemical romance songs so...

[thtswhoiam]

@Sparkledrummer44 its actually I'm not okay...

[Alienpelvis86]

@Sparkledrummer44 Smh. You don't get it do you?

[Sparkledrummer44]

@Sparkledrummer44 i'm not it's, typo

[saberwolf17]

I didnt lik the last 1 ... X( dont hate on black

[sapmahtv]

JB??? r u kidding??? I hate u now!!!

[CoolGirlTheDJ]

2:02 - the end WHO IS SINGING THAT! ITS SO AWESOME!

[RAWRxiimakiityx98]

@CoolGirlTheDJ Discotothestars<33

[estephgurl]

that was a lot of popsicle sticks....

[KarlGlaunerTV]

batman is way more badass than superman

[MrAwesome10000]

V-neck BItch

[theBIGbean13]

Was that Juatin Bieber in the back round? Ew. How many sides does a circle have?

Two an indie and an outside!

[dingoatratorg]

those jokes are to piss you off into eating a new popsickle!

[helenajesstarzak]

I hate corny jokes and also when you hear corny lines/qoutes from movies

[Cheapcheetos]

haha thts like a fact

[Yet2BeNamedGuy]

what's white and 14 inches long....absolutely nothing

[ImALovablePerson]

XDD!!

my sister was sleeping and i had to try not to laughh.

didnt work well.

just puttin that out therrr.

[eamskull]

Yup and thats y i never read my popsicles sticks.